#who does that ?

[leilohsstupidgaystuff]

Raven: What happend to Erik? Why is he sitting on the floor, wipping back and forth?

Charles: I don't know, I think I broke him... I told him, that I am proud of him and I believe in him, and know he's been like that for ten minutes.

Raven: You know, how carefull you have to be with that. Remember when I told you the first time, that I love you, when we were kids, and you didn't move for two hours straight?

Charles: I never did anything straight.

Raven: What did I say about jokes, that you do to cover up your trauma?

Charles: That they should atleast be good...

[levi-lev]

yes, Sung Hyunjae decided to sit in the middle place of the car just to be closer to Yoojin.

[synomint]

dumb robot has no idea how to use a sword

[muzsmoux]

Xie Lian is perfect and none of us deserve him.

This fucking gentleman in the most literal sense of the word announced to a whole bustling main street of ghosts, ghouls, and goblins that he has DICK PROBLEMS as an excuse to why he doesn't want to hook up with the spooky prostitute who's AGGRESSIVELY coming into him, just to save her the embarrassment of being called old and undesirable.

I don't know why he was cancelled by the heavenly realm (and please don't tell me) but I'm sure as hell they got the wrong guy, agab ✌️

[pearlynia]

At 3am:

Sirius: imagine thinking

Regulus: ...

Regulus: imagine what?

Sirius: thinking

[hyflix]

Tim goes on a date and it was going badly until he notices the love of his life sitting beside them reading and annotating on a book.

When his date goes to the bathroom, Tim can't help but lean over and introduce himself. The man, Jason, smiles back.

When Tim and his date part ways, Tim walks a little bit then turns back around and runs back to the restaurant to continue his talk with Jason.

[exymybeloved]

Dazai: Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep??? They don't softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made??? And then they wake up—hold on, let me check my notes—REFRESHED? I just. It sounds a bit fake.

From: Twitter

[sher-ee]

A perfect example of money does not buy you class.

[kr4bzy]

The scariest thing abt marble hornets is jay sleeping with the lights on

[angelscovee]

just came from the kk live and i deadass saw someone ask "whos the person in the back" ??? dont disrespect ayanna like that like girl what!!

yeah go ahead and remove that paige pfp for me rn

[ladysophiebeckett]

the state of ecomoda if roberto had just hugged his son and told him he loved him.

[lessendless]

Me and my friends trying to read my handwriting

[oksanaastankova]

so this woman texted me like hey lucia i'm a recruiter from thisjobsyouapplied i was wondering if we could talk can i call you RIGHT NOW

[willowser]

i'm trying so hard to fucking romance elliott in stardew "you probably wouldn't like it inside my cabin it's dark and full of spiders" why would you say that to me

[smytherines]

- where do you get off?!

- bedroom, shower, maybe the backseat of a limousine, but I don't feel we're there just yet. Maybe on our next date I'll let you get to second base

[will80sbyers]

Nah because Max was acting so gay by asking El if Mike is a good kisser 💀