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gale-dekarios · 6 months
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as a dnd 5e player i was worried that the baldurs gate game would reveal that i was mispronouncing key locations and figures names in faerûn. this absolutely was not a problem as it turns out nobody in the game can agree how they're supposed to pronounce them either.
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heavenbarnes · 2 days
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thinking about older bf!simon that doesn’t have to understand it to get behind it
“y’sure sweet’art? i could do with a shower”
you didn’t have to say anything, just had to look at him a certain way to tell him everything he had to know
“oh, thas’ the point innit?”
he doesn’t get it, but he always gets it
thick thighs spread on the couch with a spit-slicked fist stroking his cock steadily
your tongue rolling over his balls, sucking one into your mouth as you dug your fingernails into the taught muscle of his legs
“jus’ like that, oh- you filthy fuckin’ thing, you”
he smelt like hard work, like a long day, like manual labour, like-
he smelt like simon
the sound of your deep inhale wasn’t lost on him, making his eyes roll back in his head as it accompanied the lewd wet sounds of your lips
beating his cock faster, the other slipped around the back of your head to pull you in and keep you right where he wanted you
doesn’t have to understand to enjoy
“thas’ it, hold y’head steady f’me now”
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bloominglegumes · 5 months
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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative
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afterartist · 4 months
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IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)
Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get
Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap
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wispscribbles · 9 months
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mw4 leak 😌
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circesoracle · 4 months
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Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.
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gibsalad · 5 months
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ddeck · 1 month
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growth spruts
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epicfirestormer · 4 months
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This is what he said right
More meme accurate version underneath:
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daiwild · 2 years
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changing room mishap
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Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends
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emiko-matsui · 1 year
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the funniest thing about the bad kids meeting ayda is she took one look at the right side of the table and didn't give a shit about any of them and then became absolutely obsessed with every single person on the left side of the table
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yaolmao · 7 days
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eat the goddamn apple eve
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acarinarium · 8 months
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Do you ever just think about sturddlefish? I do
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keferon · 3 months
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Okay I uh
Another Mistakes on mistakes until.. fanart because I'm very normal about this fic yep
Funny story. When I drew this sketch and decided to color it, I also decided that I wanted to add some sort of color symbolism to it. You know, when colors have an extra layer of meaning that you can't grasp if you don't think about it. That kind of thing.
The whole vision sank with funny bubbles because I realized that I don't know shit about momu!Jazz except.... a whole lot of shit I know about him….that is so unreliable that a paper plane looks impressively solid in comparison.
So, yeah. I gathered all the colors my finger could reach and threw them in the blender and then put the blender in the washing machine. What color is anything? I don't fucking know. If you poke this picture with a color picker, your device will take -5 damage.
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miracleplanet2569 · 4 months
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My contribution to the newest episode.
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al8estos · 1 year
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Comic based on the headcanon that scout is actually really good at drawing (kinda based on expiration date) mixed with my experience being the only artist in the family
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