Reasons why Bullet Train musical would slap in the best way:
The Prince and the Son having a duet as enemies. Kimura and Wataru on stage. Ladybug singing positive songs only to be interrupted by bad luck. Lemon and Tangerine singing about killing only to stop the song to argue about whether it was 16 or 17 kills. Ladybug and Tangerine singing together!!
Oh my fucking god... OH MY GOD....
Genuinely I love these so much (bro I hadn't even thought of the Prince and the Son having a duet, THAT WOULD BE SO COOL?!)
Also some more things!!!!
The Wolf backstory is entirely silent choreography. The Wolf and Ladybug fight but it's tango. The Prince and the the White Death duet. THE ELDER AND THE WHITE DEATH BALLET. Lemon singing about Thomas the Tank Engine (with Tangerine commentary) OH WAIT REMEMBER THAT ONE SILENT FIGHT SCENE WITH LEMON AND LADYBUG? Silent dance/ fighting with increasingly louder music. When Yuchi almost dies, he sings about hoping his son will live on happily without him.
Bullet Train musical is my favorite thing ever and it's not even real
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no one warns you of this but the more indie & international films you watch the worse american blockbusters look in comparison. be safe out there
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“People are exaggerating Bruce’s adoption craze” ok but not with Jason tho. He straight up picked him up off the street like a stray puppy because he had empty nest syndrome. Jason didn’t need to be Robin he just needed a safe place to stay but Bruce missed having a little buddy with him 🙈
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The idea that some fans have that the Eras concert film experience should have the same film etiquette as say something like Barbie is wild to me. It’s a concert film that is explicitly encouraging audience participation and not a “serious” piece of cinema that you sit in silence and watch for three hours. Theaters host screenings of concert films and movies that promote audience participation all the time so it’s not like this is something they’re not prepared for. As long as you’re not constantly screeching and invading the space of the people around you, there shouldn’t be any issues; just follow the vibe that’s been set and be respectful.
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So today was my first day teaching an after school elective theater class (10+ 2nd 3rd 4th grade girls) and holy shit y'all I have even more respect for teachers now than ever before because that was BRUTAL lmao it was like they could smell my fear and knew they could trample all over me. Maybe my viewpoint is skewed, seeing as I was a really meek, easygoing kid at that age, but I can't fathom just...blatantly ignoring the teacher when they tell you not to do something. I get theater is a bit more loosey goosey but damn I can't imagine treating any of my past theater teachers (or any adult for that matter) with such disregard. Hoping that they were just crazy because it was their first day back at school after summer break and they'll mellow out a tiny bit by next week.
There were two super sweet and responsible 4th graders that I'm probably going to have to lean on to get through to some of their classmates. Like appoint them "team leaders" or whatever.
Either way, no more Ms. Pushover next Wednesday--Miss Helen is gonna lay down the fucking LAW lol I'm going to print out a set of class rules and expectations and have the kids repeat them back to me, and I may invest in a fucking whistle to cut through how loud they can get. If any of y'all have a background in teaching or otherwise dealing with large groups of children, feel free to drop any tips or suggestions you might have to get a handle on a rowdy crowd of munchkins and gremlins without yelling or being overly strict.
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There are zero movies I'm hearing about that I want right now
No, I don't want yet another remake
No, I don't want liveaction for something that should have been animated... and... also should suck less
Could (one) of these things be good? Maybe, people often put a lot of work and soul into making something even if the idea is a soulless cash grab by studio execs... but I just don't want it and I'm not even gonna look
I'm just tired of remakes and making shows and movies based off random shit like videogames... nah, fuck you, I can just watch the original movie... I can just do anything other than watch your movie
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idk if this is strange to say but i wish there were more opportunities for like casual Acting bc that's like. a form of Play to me (pun not intended wee hee). Idk what happened to me that my shame and embarrassment gland got too huge but i Was in school plays as a kid and i enjoyed it. Nothing sounds more fun than having a contained space where u can be dramatic and say things in specific voices without it being Weird.
Dont say "get into ttrpgs" because its not the same i suck at improv and I'd be too embarrassed to really act bc i only have like 1 person in the whole world i wldnt be embarrassed to Act like that around. Too close. Need to fully move around a space.
i want to just be able to memorize lines/a script and deliver them in an appropriate setting without not making it bc i wasnt good enough for the role and cant sing well enough ykwim (as could be the case for trying to get into local theater). Does this make sense in any way❓❓ I was born to be a cartoon character everyone loves my weird funny exaggerated faces i need to be on a stage but i also need the escapism of pretending to be someone else and quite literally performing Feelings. Do u see my vision. I never outgrew imagining myself in music videos and its hindering my life. Does anyone wanna play dolls with me but we're the dolls.
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