#why the fuck is the board god

[cascoril]

So a guy named Dan,

Wanted to record

A few videos with friends

So this happens

And it leads to

Lore that never ends

The board is here,

It's a person

And it kills people quite a bit

It also has

Far too much

Information on it

I'm not even sure if

Half the world's on it

Where made before

Or by it itself

Does this make the board god

I thinj the board might be god

Why is the board god

Why can god fit on a shelf

I think the board may also be responsible for milk theory

Don't ask what that is

You don't want to know

Wait is magical John

Even on the board

Why doesn't Tumblr have timestamps

I'm really tired and this has broken my mind

Also I'm not sure if this counts as a poem anymore

So

I may delete it

Or I may eat it

Praise the board

I feel like rtumblr has simultaneously murdered me and raised me from the dead as a zombie poet who's jaw fell off mid rhyme

This explains my absesnse right

[bacchuschucklefuck]

okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

[where-the-water-flows]

canon divergence where the poison kicks in earlier/harder, and so instead of having their Dramatique Divorce Hatefuck Fight in the east sea, Di Feisheng gets to whatever beach he's going to storm the sigu sect/fight Xiangyi on etc, and finds Li Xiangyi face down in the sand, poisoned to shit and barely breathing, clearly in zero state to fight because of the near death experience he is currently, uh, experiencing.

no worries though, Di Feisheng has medicine demon on call. Clearly whatever the fuck is going on here is uhhhh Incredibly Sus, given someone has now tried to murder both of the leaders of Sigu sect and apparently actually succeeded killing 1/2, but honestly, not really Di Feisheng's problem! his problem is getting Xiangyi back into fighting shape and then, y'know, fighting him. best of luck to the Sigu sect but he's different.

except of course he -- and everyone else on the boat, one assumes -- rock back up to medicine demon's weird offsite lab living situation, and medicine demon is like good news boss I recognise this poison! bad news boss it's super ultra fatal and also the poison is coming from inside the house alliance

which is very extremely no bueno, both because uhhh who the fuck betrayed him like this he needs their heads on spikes yesterday, and also because what the fuck do you mean there's no cure, fucking work one out!

long story short: di feisheng spends the next mmmmm several years laying low, maybe kinda faking his death/seclusion a little by implication of dropping off the map after a big duel was meant to happen, while he and the few people he's sure he can trust go right the hell through the Jinyuan alliance trying to find all the people who betrayed him.

and also playing the world's scariest nurse/buddy cop duo to Li xiangyi, who is not yet dead of poison thanks to medicine demon's questionable approach to medical ethics and informed patient consent, is very fucking angry about life, and very fucking determined to find out who murdered his shixiong and made him break the treaty under false pretences.

(and also poisoned him, he guesses).

[lovecolibri]

I feel like oliver is doing this to lead us on bc they won't do buddie anymore bc they replaced it with a cheap version and Ryan doesn't want to be gay on TV and what the fuck am I supposed to do with this info???? How do we take revenge on fox

Okay. Here's the thing. I don't have ANY room for negatively because I'm too busy celebrating being fucking RIGHT. And so normally I would ignore this or try to placate but the thing we are NOT going to do, is put words in Ryan's, namer of the Buddie ship, mouth. I believe he's already played a gay character before in a movie or something? And with Oliver out here flat out saying FOX shut down a storyline "a couple years ago" which is around the shooting that was filmed in Lovers Framing and so romantically coded?? Yeah, I refuse to let people spread misinformation and try and lay this at Ryan's feet when we all Been Knew it was a FOX call.

Also, they literally set Tommy up just like every other LI Buck has had! He falls into something unexpectedly, he makes a mistake off the bat, ye doubles down because his childhood trauma kicks in and he panics about being left. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Tommy is sweet, and might be here for a few more episodes, and might even stick around in some capacity if the audience likes him (Josh as a character eternally looking for love would be an easy way for the show to keep Lou on and accessible if needed), but there is NO WAY Oliver "I'm always careful what I say because I know people will read into it and I don't want to be accused of baiting" is just stringing people along.

I'm absolutely not saying you need to fully board the clown car, I totally get needing to manage your expectations for your own mental health and wellbeing. But in managing your expectations, don't go so far that you suck ALL the joy out of the information out there by catastrophizing worst-case scenarios in order to feel miserable instead of excited. You gotta find some middle ground in there.

[oldtestleper]

personally i love the trinity of sol, galicaea, and helio. the father the son and the holy spirit but make it the sun, the lifeless rock that's only visible when it reflects the sun's light, and the cringefail monoculture that grows because of it

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

[karinyosa]

okay the website of my local church w the pride flags out front actually really slaps they have like 5000000 choirs and a page on their specific beliefs that is pretty slay actually, unfortunately for the part of my brain that thinks choosing to do this is insane for me

[vaguely-concerned]

every day I think about the theoretical world where quinlan vos turned up to be grogu's jedi teacher instead of uncanny valley girl luke skywalker. it would be a better place to be I think

[daylighteclipsed]

anyone else feel like the whole world is this 👌 close to completely snapping

[x-heesy]

ҒRΣΔҜ ШITH MΣ ✅

Ah-uh, ah-uh

Jeah, jeah, jeah

Lets it go

Ah-uh, ah-uh

C'mon, ah-uh, ah-uh

Lets it go

Painkiller, oh, uh, uh

Ah-uh, ah-uh

Ah-uh, ah-uh

Jeah, lets it go

Ah-uh, ah-uh

Painkiller, killer, killer, killer, killer, killer

I'm reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Ah-uh, ah-uh, for a painkiller, killer, killer

You see, we work hard, play hard

Man, I gotta stay charged

Can't sleep, tired out

Trouble on my radar

Runnin' 'round live wire

Had anotha Red Bull

Everybody's burnin', baby

Let me come and get a pull

Isn't it incredible

That I'm even still awake?

Still alive, still I take

Poison that debilitates

Fuck a little line

We can go ahead and kill a K

Livin' in the killer's state

Maybe that's a good excuse

See me taking shots at the bar

Like I'm bulletproof

Now my belly full of juice

I'm walking every day with a

Bruised lip, battered eye

Beat up stained liver

Ah-uh, ah-uh

I'm reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need anotha painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

You thought you could take it out

But the world collapse

And you can't see out of it now

You go crazy, baby

Now we live fast, die young

Wish I never tried none

Saturated chemical

But I don't wanna die mum

Maybe you could try some

No point wasting it

First it was a little bit

But now I got my face in it

Run around chasin' it

Everything is so hot

Everybody's screw faced

Looking like so raw

Pressure and it won't stop

Pushing up my heart rate

Arguments and attitude

Mate, you don't wanna start me

Listen man, I can't wait

Now I got a closed fist

Woke up shivering and

Swimming in my own piss

It's just my own risk

A real brain splitta

Ah-uh, ah-uh

I'm reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need anotha painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

C'mon, c'mon

Painkiller

C'mon, c'mon

You thought you could take it out

But the world collapse

And you can't see out of it now

You go crazy, baby

Ah-uh, ah-uh painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

Uh, ah-uh, ah-uh, c'mon

Ah-uh, ah-uh, lets it go, painkiller

You thought you could take it out

But the world collapse

And you can't see out of it now

You go crazy, baby

Ah-uh, ah-uh

I'm reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

Painkiller, uh, uh, uh

I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

Painkiller, uh, uh, uh

I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

Painkiller, uh, uh, uh

I need another painkiller

Uh, reaching in my cupboard for a painkiller

Uh, uh, uh, I need another painkiller

They call it painkiller, lets it go

C'mon

Painkiller

C'mon

Painkiller, killer, killer, killer

@luna-zylum @bko69er @derflaneur @necro69mancer @boanerges20

​I’m a raver baby so why don’t You kill me ?

Painkiller by Freestylers, Pendulum, SirReal

[novococain]

🦴

[silentspectres]

currently taking -1hp psychic damage from hyperfixation

[zeralytical]

I love just absolutely fucking up a good thing

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[kellystar321]

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[takitori67]

So sad rn when they said they refund your doll because the number of orders were NOT enough