#why..................

[songofsaraneth]

happy international women's day only to this dude i met for 10 minutes at a train station in germany who's spent the 8 months since trying to get me to engage via gmail and is making one last desperate attempt

[loveletterworm]

I don't like that "yapping" seems to be becoming current internet slang...Sometimes I just want to say "yapping" but now it would seem like I only say it because it's what other people are saying these days. If the world takes yapping from me what have I left. "Waffling"? It's just not the same.

[faerociousbeast]

this isnt even the only post. for aome reason some seem to think the chocolate dick post was worthy of. Something. and theres always the gift post nd fhe motorcycle post and the gamer post and the eat your ass post and i think im just suffering

[powdermelonkeg]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[pangur-and-grim]

.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

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[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

Pelican Town got a new farmer ... she's bit of a cryptid but the people appreciates her efforts.

[give-grian-rights]

gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?