#wild fucking dreams

[twiensat]

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[midoristeashop]

Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)

(That one vine)

Also have the things

[vangbelsing]

POTENTIAL SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!

"You may or may not wake up in a coffin."

EMMRICH VOLKARIN ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME IN A COFFIN??????????

[kurikorso]

nostalgia slapped me upside the head a little while ago so i had to draw my favorite dudes ft. the gecko effect

[callowyn]

do you guys think anyone on ruidus was getting cognouza dreams for a minute there? like imagine being the yak farmer assigned to yussa errenis. for a while there you go to sleep and it's

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but then you wake up and go to work. on the moon

[dammjamboy]

forgot to ever post this here but i had the most fucked dream the other night and i had to draw it

[plague-of-rats]

Deus Ex Machina

Do you ever have a dream that gives you something so strange yet beautiful?

Also have this shitty comic because I needed to write out how it happened (this wasn't how it happened in the dream but this makes WAY more sense)

[dionysianchub]

So I got up to make my plate for dinner and my partner flat out said "Siddown fatass!" I looked at him confused, just kind of in shock, so he goes "I said sit down, tubby! No moving for you, we don't want you burning calories." So I sat obediently, with this weird smile on my face just so obviously into the sudden feeder talk. I reach to take my plate as he stands over me, but he pulls the plate away, staring at me until I put my hands down. Then he smiles and just sets the plate on top of my belly before giving my underbelly a rough squeeze..

WHO TAUGHT HIM THIS 🥵💦💦

[blueskittlesart]

hello, did you know that there is a deku tree lego set on its way? i just found out and i don’t know if you’re a lego person but i think that’s neat

HOLY SHIT. ANYONE WANNA VENMO ME $300

[the-sweetest-g1rl-in-town]

Autumn is coming!!!!

[epicfirestormer]

What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.

[sporesgalaxy]

in my dream last night they released a bill cipher themed soda called Decipher and I tried to go get some but insane wacky nonsense kept interrupting me before I could. I mean the nonsense had to do with the plot of the rest of the dream but it just kept showing up at the exact moment that I was about to get my soda. Ive just remembered the plot of the rest of the dream was that all of the straw hat piratds were there at tbis theme park we were in and some other group of pirates were trying to bully nico robin. the other pirate group was goth btw. their captain almost died from getting splashed with acid (by nico robin) (it was justified). But I didnt see that happen bc really I was mostly focused on getting my dumb soda.

[crystallizsch]

octavinelle enjoyers, all of you are next.

[chamerionwrites]

A thing about spy characters (and maybe especially likable spy characters that the audience is rooting for) I’ve found is that a surprising number of people have a hard time reading manipulation as manipulation unless it is framed as wholly insincere. Like just because somebody means some or all of what they say does not mean they are not choosing their words and manner in an extremely calculated way to get something they want.

[moeblob]

Every single time I draw for an anime I think to myself "never again will I draw for an anime" and then I am proven wrong. So here, take my daughter Lulu.

[wallowingprotostar]

god. noah and blue were so insane for making out on gansey's bed. and it being right after blue let herself accept that she had a crush on gansey and took one of his mint leaves to put in her mouth. god.