I found out my phone can make stickers and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat
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Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it?
Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison.
Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it.
Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free.
Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--
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"kristen is one of the most gifted clerics the world has ever seen" AND IF I LITERALLY THROW UP BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET APPRECIATED ENOUGH FOR HER TALENTS
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you know she sneefing that snorf
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You're laughing, they're making Max Verstappen do community service for saying a fucky wucky in the racist, anti-lgbtq+, oil money, ableist, classist, sexist sport and you're LAUGHING?
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haikyuu is so silly it's literally just about volleyball like there's no greater metaphor it's just a bunch of kids playing a sport and having the time of their lives doing it and i went into it thinking volleyball isn't even that interesting how are you making 400 chapters out of this but now i'm crying because a fictional high schooler is getting better at playing a sport that i didn't even know the rules of a year ago
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That half second of jaskier with eyeliner in the trailer changed me as a person.
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A CRIMINALLY underrated Gallavich scene is the one where Ian is admitted to the mental hospital. Holy fuck. I am not normal about it. Everything was executed to perfection. How Ian didn't sign the form until Mickey gave him a little head nod and Ian realized that this is what's best for him and everyone around him. How Ian said goodbye to everyone else, including Yevgeny, and left Mickey for last because he quite literally couldn't face him due to the guilt. How even then he couldn't get the words out without drowning a wave tears. How Mickey couldn't let him go without a hug, and not just any hug, THE hug, the mother of all hugs. And most importantly that question, THAT GODDAMNED QUESTION. "Can I go in with him?". Mickey didn't care about anything else. The world could be on fire and he wouldn't notice. It gives me chills.
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“[…] Season four starts with meet Rebecca, and in the end, she did”
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