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heartinhyacinth · 1 month

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#they have the same sense of humor try and tell me otherwise #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #Xie Lian thinks it’s so hot when Hua cheng is evil and rude and we love him for it #same tbh #he can’t be blamed #I always laugh at that part in the donghua when they’re telling xl horror stories of hc and he’s just like #what a nice name #the funniest part of it all is hc is 100% aware of this #I think for a second before their reunion a part of him was probably worried like what if he’s scared of me or doesn’t like my attitude #and then quickly learned he’s into it #and exactly how alike they are #I mean I’m sure he knew to some extent #but they never really hung out casually until the start of book one #so I’m sure there were at least a few surprises #ramblings

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socksandbuttons · 9 months

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anyway i am going to convince you all

KC brought eclipse back

#WHY??? because itd be the plot twist clickbait they would pull #BUT ALSO... just humor me #every ruin fan: NOO HES DEADDD #YEAH EVERYONES DIED AT LEAST ONCE AND BROUGHT BACK NOW #WHOS TO SAY KC WASNT BROUGHT BACK SOMEHOW #BLOODMOON COULDVE MISSED A PIECE!#CREATOR COULDVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THAT.#KC RAN OFF (AGAIN) BUT THIS TIME JUST MAD AND DECIDES TO PULL SOME OF THE WEIRDEST DISTRACTION #BRING HIS SON BACK. but dont tell him that hes got a fragile ego who cant handle the implications #u get ur evil kc but also eclipse but also bloodmoon no ones the same as they were except SUN #(im just throwing it out there really i have the bean au with eclipses return and kc and bloodmoon and- yeah)#we cant hgave ANOTHER au but i wanna throw this in the ring see what happen #would they go for that #WOULD THEY?? WE'RE GETTING SOLAR FLARE ASSUMINGLY BACK

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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hold on wait im unable to Scribble rn but i had this Lights Out interaction in my head and i need to put it somewhere before i forget. Okay so the scene is Howdy, Poppy, Frank, and Wally are all having quiet time in the post office. just vibing.

Howdy: i'm going to say something harsh

Poppy: that's alright. we understand <3

Frank: go ahead, it's better than bottling it up

Howdy:

Howdy, near tears: you're all so boring i think it's actually killing me

Poppy / Frank / Wally: ...

#he would Kill for one of barnaby's jokes #i imagine that when wally announces someone else has woken up howdy sprints through the darkness to the storage room #so so ready to have his Pal™️ back. someone with a sense of humor! someone he can really talk to! Enrichment for the Enclosure!#and then he gets there and its. its fucking eddie #he would break down sobbing...#he'd hold a completely uncalled for grudge <3 #wh lights out au #of course wally would take it literally and start trying to remember jokes barnaby taught him #of course its been so long that he doesnt remember any but hes Trying #at least his attempts confuse howdy enough to bring Some sort of... entertainment? can it be called that?#i think all three of em would try to either make jokes or deeper conversation with howdy #but hes just too fast and punny for them... they cant keep up or they cant relate i think #at least he and poppy can hold conversations about their large families #until they remember that hey! those families were fake memories! they never even existed!#and then they get really sad. wally tells a horribly butchered joke & frank tries to distract them with bug/plant facts

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dum-vivere-vinum-rubrum · 7 months

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uhm.

i don't even know i'm just bored

(headphones warning)

#heathers #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #ig #explosion #yipeeeeeeeeee #my humor is dead #also i think it's some sort of animation practice #at least it's a good experience :')

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entishramblings · 10 months

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shitapril · 1 month

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you might think "you're so full of shit even your eyes are brown" is a badly written line from an enemies-to-lovers fanfic from 2014 but it's actually what gordon ramsay said on hell's kitchen before throwing up this guy's signature dish

#he has some iconic lines #but this one in particular #was interesting to say the least #very fruity #gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #hells kitchen #reality tv #cooking #shitpost #funny #humor #fanfic

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blueteller · 10 months

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Aipotu: possibly facing Dragon overpopulation Xiaolen & Nameless 1: not enough Dragons

Me:

Well hello Dragons would you be interested in Free Real Estate-?

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of count's family #humor #tcf humor #meme #tcf meme #tcf predictions #tcf part 2 #tcf part 2 predictions #tcf meta #well hello dragons are you interested in learning about our lord and savior cale henituse #i mean come on it would solve all the problems #just have the not evil dragons relocate #unless all those dragons are hunters but i kind of doubt it #statistically speaking i think at least some of them aren't really happy how the hunters are running the place

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peaches2217 · 7 months

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I got a shit ton of writing done (four pages!), then I managed to clean for nearly an hour, and then I showered and did a full skincare routine for not just my face, but my entire body! “Peaches why are you saying this like it’s an accomplishment, any regular person can do that shit” well I’m Way Below a Regular Person, so I’m proud of myself 😌

My bathroom shelves are organized at last and my skin is soft and almond blossom-scented, plus I may be able to post a fic by week’s end. I’m gonna call that a win!

#i uh. also found a REALLY nice smelling cologne at bealls for $12. and a sexy black skirt at cato for $4 #I even got bust out my fragrance knowledge to the cashier! she sniffed it and noted it smelled nice #and I was able to identify its primary notes on the spot (black pepper tobacco and some sort of citrus — mandarin maybe?)#she didn’t ask but she at least ACTED impressed 😂#thank you for humoring me bealls cashier lady! you put a little extra pep in my step #peaches screams into the void

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hollowsart · 4 months

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"Francis Mosses" this "The Milkman" that

Well, what about THIS milkman, huh?

What about HIM?

#ghostie mumbles #THIS IS A JOKE. also a reference to some game I am surprised to see people thirsting over the milkman from..#then again. I mean. it's a given considering he's probably one of the least cartoony and ''''ugly'''' of the neighbors in it #anyways my humor is terrible and I'll probably delete this

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burningfaith · 28 days

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next month me and my grandma are going to visit my godfather who lives in Spain, but instead of being excited (it's gonna be my second time abroad in my life) I'm anxious af, because even though I'm an adult I live with my parents and I need to tell my father about it. normal parents would - y'know - be happy that their children have opportunity to visit another country, but instead he's gonna be insufferable about it, because it's my mom's side of family and he despises my uncle. but what is he gonna do? kick me out of the house even though he promised that as long as I'm studying or working I don't need to worry about such thing, humiliate me as usual, tell me that I'm childish and spoiled or make my mom's life a living hell again? I'm aware of the fact that the longer I'm putting it off the worse his reaction is gonna be, but I'm just not mentally able to tell him that, because I don't know how he will react. I don't need any money from him, I don't have to use my phone during this trip (I dunno how the roaming and stuff work), I just want to be sure he's gonna behave like a proper human being towards my mom and my siblings when I won't be at home and not act like a total asshole while talking with me about it.

#i know that at my age i should be more mature and handle such situations better but as long as he's the way he is it's impossible #why can't both my parents be normal #and the fact that i wasn't able to get any summer job this year isn't making it any better because i know it's gonna be one of his argument #(czaicie to że nawet do żabki mnie nie chcieli. dosłownie emotional i brain damage)#'you didn't work so from where do you get the money for that'#don't worry definitely not from you because you can't even pay for my monthly train ticket to college #and at the same time have the audacity to call me dumb for commuting there instead of living in that city #while knowing that neither me nor mom can afford renting anything without your help #(okay i'm a bit exaggerating in my mom's case but she earns much less than him and he still makes problems with literally anything #even buying food even though he's in a very good financial situation and there are times when my mom has to make everything work all alone #because he's getting mad at her out of nowhere and only pays the bills that fortunately aren't that bad in our case)#(and unfortunately the bills include my telephone subscribtion because all of our numbers are in some kind of special offer where you pay #much less for one number when they're registered for one person so it's another problem in this situation because when i offered paying for #mine he refused and probably it'll be his another argument for becoming mad that i dare to spend time with the part of family that cares #about me unlike majority of his relatives)#i hope that at least when academic year starts i'll be able to get any part-time job on the weekends so i can save up more money #although i'm not sure if i'm gonna move out in the nearest future. i mean he's fucking insufferable and toxic but i just can't leave my mom #and especially siblings there even though i can't even fucking protect them from literally anything. at this point i'm just powerless.#there are times when he tries to change for the better but then he starts creating problems on purpose and everything is coming full circle #and the sole thought that my little siblings would tell me that i just ran away from this problem is fucking killing me.#niedziela wieczór i humor niegituwa. zawsze kurwa kurwa coś.#chuj idę słuchać myslovitz #pau.txt

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the-knife-consumer · 11 months

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If the actor for link talks I'm going to start chewing all of my books to shreds.

#if he uses sign language or gestures or makes small grunts or whatever. okay thats cool #but if they cast some rich white boy and give him a rich white boy painfully boring voice im going to eat drywall #stop it. stop it stop it stop it.... why couldn't they just animate it at least that would make it less #idk. likely to be dissapointing. but bc its live action its so much more likely to just be sooooooo boring #they could fuck up in so many ways. cheap coustumes. overuse of cg. poor set design. poor lighting. chris pratt.#if they make it all gritty and “realistic” and remove all of the whimsical loz humor to make it more “real” i will KILL SOMEONEEEE #even in tp the most “edgy” zelda game there is still love. there are still funny bits. theres still zelda charm and joy.#do noottttttttt oh my god. hopes are six feet under rn.

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intofree · 7 months

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this cutscene is 10 times funnier with this helmet on

#im an aelinore hater but unfortunately i had to do her full questline to get the hero achievement #at least i got this out of it #some humor #surely my beloved persecutor's mask (and eliminators) will return in dragon's dogma 2.#i want like all bitterblack enemies back actually #i love them #minus wraiths #but they'll be back im pretty sure we've phantasms and shit #garm exist though?#and cursed king's belt exists!!!!!!!

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iamnmbr3 · 1 year

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ok what is it with the ridiculously over-the-top hairflips in the the "Loki" Show season 2? I cannot take it seriously. I thought cringe was dead till I saw gifs of it. It just looks like:

I literally burst out laughing when I saw the clips.

#i swear this show is only funny by mistake #hard to call something the “Loki” show when there is no loki in it and he's been replaced by some ooc clown #I usually just call him Larry.#i know tom hiddleston can act (or at least used to be able to) so who tf authorized those flips lol? i burst out laughing irl every time i #see a clip of it #Loki show #loki tv #loki tv series #loki tv show #loki series #loki season 2 #Marvel #MCU #random musings #humor

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vermillioncrown · 9 months

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by this point, my frustration is justified--if i have:

1) already mentioned in multiple replies that a fic is on hiatus

2) bolded its status and my reasons in the end note

3) added the status and a warning that i will delete comments of the type in my summary

why do i still get asked whether or not i'll ever update again? and that's all they have to say?

becoming increasingly concerned there's a subset of bil readers that don't know how to read or pay attention in a hobby that requires reading comprehension and an attention span

#opinionated verm #redglyphs #also: not into the weird squicky mean-spirited or performative way that some readers take the humor #(which is 100% not meant to be and it's something i intentionally try to avoid)#or caring about the quips over everything else #it's just off-putting and frustrating to see #bc if they cared that much about the fic it's so easy to find WHY i've been busy #or like. at least drop a line beyond the superficial?? i don't need effusive praise or whatever. but it'd be nice to see signs of life #i legit feel like a dog doing tricks for treats with the general attitude from that fic's readership #there's a fromsoft-like meter that fills up to me deleting bil akin to incurring scarlet rot #it sucks bc i loved writing bil + sharing it + have plans to continue it #but it doesn't feel fun to know that rude and ignorant readers still get to enjoy something they had a part in ruining for me #really sucks. i'm not a popular author by any means but bil is my most popular fic by raw metrics-to-duration of posting #and if this is how it be then i never want to have anything more appealing than bil bc damn i'd lose all my hair lol #on bil

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luthientheliterati · 2 months

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why stiles makes the plans

Teen wolf head canon #7: the whole “this is why I come up with the plans, your plans suck” bit after Scott bites Liam is doubly hilarious because in fact, Scott is also using Stiles’s plan – after all, Stiles kidnapped Jackson way back in season two. Kidnapping as a solution is also his idea!

#stiles stilinski is way too likely to be arrested at some point #not sure an FBI badge will get him out of it #but the pack definitely will #or at least they better #teen wolf #teen wolf head canon #stiles stilinski #scott mccall #liam dunbar #jackson whittemore #recruitment by kidnapping is legit right #mccall pack #teen wolf humor #stiles stilinski humor

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fareehaandspaniards · 8 months

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БОБЁР!!!!!!

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#БОБЕР СУКА БОБЕЕЕЕЕР #ебануться не проснуться бобры в моих асках. Яра ты лучшая #mutuals #actually when I saw this ask it took me off guard and I laughed you can't imagine how hard #I wanted to reply with funny drawing but it took some time because of work!!!#and finally I have my day off!!!!#I found out I have ADHD yahoo! at least I know what it was all that time and can make a smart face #my art #micolash host of the nightmare #mensis scholar damian #edgar choir intelligencer #don't try to think why Damian holds beaver's tail with a plug #it's just my awful sense of humor

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