#would all hell break loose??

[shu-box-puns]

Ok, but I've been having this tought for some time now and I gotta share it:

So Tsu'Tey is just casually having a convo w/someone in the human lab while simultaneously holding like a almost year-old Spider in his other arm who is peacefully playing with his braids and at some point he puts a braid in his mouth, with which Tsu'Tey is not bothered by cos he does so all the time, and yknow the little beads at the end of his braids? Well, when Spider pulls the braid out of his mouth THEY'RE GONE and Tsu somehow manages to notice that and they just stare at each other for a good couple of seconds before Tsu'Tey promptly starts yelling: "SPIT THEM OUT RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU DARE SWALLOW THEM!" and trying to get the beads out of Spiders mouth. Eventually he manages to retrieve 2 out of 3 beads with Spider managing to swallow 1 and Tsu'Tey demands the scientists do some scans on him and such to make sure he's not gonna like, choke on it in his sleep. In the end the scientists couldn't get it out, Tsu is stressed and Spider is just happy to be there (but dw he prolly like poops it out later or smt 😅)

Tsu'tey is stressed but Spider was clearly hungry, what was the poor little love supposed to do? Starve? You can bet Tsu'tey isn't letting that kid anywhere near his braids again :D Absolutely LOVE this idea!!!

ALSO, the fact human babies learn but putting LOADS of random things in their mouths, which means Tsu'tey has to learn how to redirect him otherwise Spider will in fact ingest something he's not supposed to. Bonus points if Na'vi babies have some built in sense to know what is poisonous and what is not (they're aliens, it's not impossible). Whereas Tsu'tey is just infinitely stressed going "PUT THAT DOWN!" "SPIDER, NO!" "HAVE SOME YOVO FRUIT INSTEAD!" And the scientists all just watch in silence and awe as this eight foot something alien BOLTS across the compound to tackle an oblivious baby, who is lifting some kind of insect he found under someone's bunk bed up to his mouth. They don't call him Spider for nothing afterall.

Bonus Memes:

[rius-cave]

We know how Adam feels about Lucifer grabbing his ass. Though, he low-key likes it but would rather die again than say it.

So what if some random demon did it while they were out?

How fast would Lucifer rip their arm from their body?

Lucifer: This ass is mine! *Slaps*

Adam: Ow! What the hell?!

Also Adam, internally: I'll allow it this once.

That helluva boss scene is so good and it gives us so much. Everyone say thank you helluva boss 🛐

[watchoutforchildren]

So spoilers for Black Butler: Book of the Atlantic, but I feel like we don’t talk about Lizzie genuinely trying to murder a whole ass person enough.

Like, yeah, she’s a girl boss, love her, her whole scene with the swords was one of the best character redeems I’ve ever seen. But immediately after that she tries to stab Grelle in the NECK and NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT-

[lichilly]

I’m forever haunted by the scene after Joseph is shot. His body collapses heavily, hitting the stage with a heart-wrenching thud that reverberates through the still audience. Children’s screams pierce the air, their cries mingling with the frantic shouts of adults rushing to shield and comfort them, as everyone becomes hauntingly aware of the lurking danger. Fellow actors rush out only to be greeted by the horrifying sight of Joseph’s lifeless, blood-soaked form. Time stops, each moment stretching into an eternity while simultaneously racing forward, making it feel as though he was there one moment and gone the next…

[bbyboybucket]

actors on actors except it’s supes on supes. And the first characters I’d stick in a room together is Homelander and John Walker

[snzyspencer]

Person A and Person B are out on a shopping trip, and Person A really wants to go into this spice shop, and well— who is Person B to deny them that wish?

But when they get inside they are immediately hit with the scents of crushed pepper and dozens of spices that overwhelm their nose.

Person A thinks it smells lovely and insists on smelling samples, Person B is trying to hold back what is bound to be multiple fits that are scratching against their nose.

All it takes is Person A putting one bag up to their face for them to start sneezing all over the shop. Even after being ushered out, the slight burning feeling persists in their nose for the rest of the shopping trip, every once in a while causing them to let out a peppery sneeze.

[tragicotps]

Masriel AU: After jumping into the abyss together, Asriel and Marisa fall into another world with no recollection of their past life. When Marisa finds a wounded man washed ashore in the exact same spot she was found a couple of weeks prior, she’s determined to find out who he is and why he seems so familiar.

[reallyghostlypost]

Poker night with the farmer and the adventurers

Who would be good at poker?

I think Lance and Camilla would be the best since they would both keep a vague smiling face and it would be impossible to guess what they are thinking.

The farmer is also be surprisingly good at it since they will have a wide variety of expression that don't necessarily match with whatever cards they have.

Marlon and Gill are old adventurers who are very familiar with game nights among their peers and know their fair share of tricks (and cheats).

Isaac would suck at it since he's too easy to annoy.

Alesia and Jolyne are good at the game but prefer to watch others play.

Magnus is a joy killer who finds these types of game a waste of time.

Jadu probably prefers more complex and engaging table top games but gets outvoted every time and has to play card games with the rest of the players.

[arcanespillo]

“All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2″  

Supernatural S2E22

[fortjester]

in other news, my joey claire fic is now 4.2k words long, whoot whoot

[lususnatura]

i was talking about this a bit with ramone, but y'all know how i mentioned that it's likely that blamore has one of those 'special containment' cells that villains like killer croc and man-bat in arkham have as well? wellll... i can guarantee y'all that on one of the rare occasions that that they have let it into a common room (because it's basically treated as if it's in unofficial solitary confinement in arkham a majority of the time unfortunately), blamore was SO desperate to get out of there because they put a power dampener on him and because arkham is just terrible in general, that he pulled out one of the plants growing in his ribs (which is considerably painful for it to do, by the way) to give to ivy.

and she of course proceeded to break them all out of there because she can turn even just a little plant into something capable of tearing the asylum apart so... yeah JSJSJ whenever blamore is desperate, it gets inventive, and that may be even more dangerous than when it has it's powers because at least you kind of know what to expect with them — but whenever it's robbed of them... it can become particularly nasty, let's just say that ☠️

[butchfalin]

realizing that a p5r false reality bad ending fic could be nearly indistinguishable from an ooc "akechi never did anything wrong" no metaverse high school au and amusing myself about it

[jgracie]

One thing we all agree on is that Jason Grace is a girl dad through and through

REAL 🗣️ nothing against boys but i cannot see jason w anything other than a bunch of girls LOLL

[azacello]

no bc they rlly got me with that “do you remember what he did to you? I was there” bc up to this point no one has been genuine about the abuse. They’ve used it in power plays, in weird psychosexual soliloquies, everytime someone else’s experience of abuse has been brought up it’s been transactional. Say sorry because you neglected Connor, feel an emotion because you hit Roman. But stewy… man! It was just this one last Hail Mary to get Kendal OUT. And the only way kendal knew how to respond to probably the only non-transactional ‘normal people’ exposition of abuse was trying to get his own transaction to go through while offering nothing in return because stewy showed his hand and Kendall knew he wanted Nothing but Him.

[oohbuggypie]

need to write BullDon hurt comfort so so bad .. Don coming home and crying smthn smthn they go to sleep Don cries all night but he wakes up the next morning with Bull and he feels better smthn smthn IDFK IVE JUST BEEN THINKING ABT TWO SCENES IN SPECIFIC THAT I WANNA WRITE OUTT Don crying makes me so sick but i want 2 write cute domestic stuff AURGH

[molliemoo3]

I've put the thought of a williams games night into my own head and now I need to see James and all their drivers (or at least the f1,2 and 3 drivers) play monopoly, or uno