#wow! I made a meme this time

[hervygervy]

I heckled my brother into creating transparent versions of Enoch and Lucifel from El Shaddai, the game of all time, so I could create the stupidest meme known to man. This could only possibly make sense to my brother but I will toss it into the internet void regardless.

[zephyrchama]

has the fandom done this meme yet

[fisheito]

My fave 3 looks for no reason!! 1! 2! 3!

[presiding]

you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite

[to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky]

[paeinovis]

I am constantly impressed with SpongeBob (show) for being able to make iconic lines and gags that don't feel overplayed even if they're repeated

[radiosummons]

Not to bully my #1 blorbo or anything ...

BUT HOLY FUCK TATTOOINE WAS NOT KIND TO HIM!!!!!!

You really expect me to believe that these are supposed to be taken ONLY TEN FUCKING YEARS APART FROM EACH OTHER????!!!!!

This? Sure. I will concede. Tattooine is a desert planet with two fucking suns. It makes sense that he'd look a bit rough/aged.

Combined with all the, you know ... stress. Yeah, okay. Sure. Yes. I totally believe that this looks like Obi-Wan aged 10 years. All things considered, I'd say he's doing pretty okay. Sure, he could use a little more moisturizer and maybe some extra lotion on the day to day.

But overall, I'd say he looks like a decent, weathered 40 yr old man.

(Yes, I'm aware the Kenobi show came out 13 years after ROTS and this obviously helps in Ewan McGregor looking, well, 13 years older. But you get my point).

BUT THIS SHIT!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME??????

This is supposed to just be 20 FUCKING YEARS APART?????!!!!! WHAT? DID OBI-WAN JUST GIVE UP ON USING ANY OUNCE OF SPACE FANTASY SUNSCREEN?????!!!!

FUCK ME.

How the fuck do you go from looking like a refined 30 yr old man to an 60+ YEAR OLD MAN in the span of 20 YEARS?????!!!!!

HE SHOULD HAVE HAD AT LEAST AN EXTRA TEN YEARS OF LIFE TO HIM!!!!!! WTF, OBI-WAN???!!!!!

Anyway, my new headcanon is that Obi-Wan just got lazy after rescuing baby Leia, and just kept forgetting to use his morning morning moisturizer and fucking sunscreen.

No wonder this man needs Cody around. Motherfucker let himself accelerate his age by an early 20 yrs. Wtf.

[paralianprince]

@islandiis continued from here!

[sms]:  OH hold on

[sms]:  wow alright my offer to do all your chores for you mustve been like even weirder than i was worried it would sound, well done me

[sms]:  srry someone gave me your number ages & ages ago.  this is Sea, based just to the southwesterly of the lands of freezing ones ears off

[sms]:  anyway!!  hi !  i figured itd be a bit silly to go all that way without yknow askin first so i sort of got ahead of myself

[kurocracksuji]

holy shit we made this account when we were 14-15 in highschool and now we are 24 and live together. Now there’s gonna be more Black butler anime….. the phrase “crack” is now just “memes”,,, this world is fucking crazy

[doctorweebmd]

new chapter of nothing else fills tomorrow 

[icharchivist]

also i’m not going into the details because the whole dream actually had a full blown overcomplicated plot, but the Belial dream right before i read wmtsb specifically stunned me because one of the major plotpoint of that dream included “Belial being unable to move on from a dead beloved and becoming worse in worse as a result (even if he was bad to start with), so he becomes obsessed when the idea of his beloved probably being back to life comes up to him”

and, i cannot stress enough: i didn’t know anything about Lucilius before reading wmtsb. I genuinely thought Belial was just Mister Horny and had genuinely no emotional depth to him, let alone anyone he actually cared about.

So i had this dream and i remember waking up from it so unsettled because there were so many layers, with Belial being a lot like i’ve seen online personality wise, but still pretty tragic and devoted in ways i haven’t seen anyone mention at that point.

And i told this story to my friends who got me into gbf then, and i was there just like “man thanks god he’s probably going to be far more two dimensional because i have no idea where my brain went to fetch all of this but this is highly unlikely Belial has enough heart for this type of things my brain made up”.

And they were just. reading me like. huh. 

And then i read wmtsb and i was just. Starring at it. Trying to process. The fact that Belial’s motivations in the game were *this similar* to the ones from my dreams *while i swear to god i had 0 spoilers at that point*

So needless to say. I’ve never recovered and every once in a while i think back to that dream and stare into oblivion trying to make sense of how the fuck it happened.

[sharkieboi]

certain fb group for animal care people just makes me sad sometimes cause it’s either just people looking for engagement by asking a very easily searchable question with “cute animal pic for tax!!1!1!1!!1!” so they can get some likes or people discussing actual literal human rights violations that their workplace is trying to commit and being like “but am i the bad person for buying donuts for my team when susan in HR who i never interact with is lactose intolerant?” or people using the anonymous post option to have impromptu group therapy

[suturcd]

@outwards said: hiiii i slide in the 👫 with narafran orrrrr maybe franna (fran and kanna) or maybe even frantrish whatever you vibe with i just think all our charas are so cool in any sense so i spinny a roulette and chinhands at your gorjus words

send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship    // accepting.

001. // Fran is not in the practice of doling out flattery for flattery's sake, but when she thinks something is praiseworthy she will remark on it in a very matter-of-fact way. Whenever Narancia is on the receiving end of this his confidence for the day reaches an all-time high and he will brag about it 100% unprompted. He brings it back to the Bucci gang like "YEAH SO TODAY FRAN TOLD ME I HAVE GREAT BODILY-KINESTHETIC INTELLIGENCE AND A STRONG SENSE OF RHYTHM" all puffed up and proud of himself. He cannot be taken down a peg in this state. Sorry Fran didn't compliment you on your sweet moves or told you that you remind her of a dope sea slug but that's not his problem. Some of us are just born cool and loveable and girls compliment them about it. Maybe in the next life you'll have his luck.

002. // Sometimes Fran sees Narancia move or drum along to his music and it itches her brain in such a way that later on in the day she will find herself adopting/mirroring it as an absentminded stim. Feels good feels organic.

003. // Narancia and Fran stopped attending school at around the same time in their lives, so in a post-VA Narancia-lives, maybe perhaps mayhaps... they kind of finish up school together (in whatever form that takes). Or maybe they infiltrate a school as students to investigate/lure out someone operating from within it? I just think Fran-Narancia school life light novel side story is very fun as a concept. "Classmate B's Observation Log: The Transfer Students Are Mobsters?! (More Importantly, What's Their Relationship...?)"--Book 1 out now.

004. // I love to think about Fran doing things that throw Narancia off his rhythm without meaning to like reaching out to brush something out of his hair, staring intently at him for extended periods (she is zoning out), abruptly bringing up some tiny detail about something he does that she observed and tucked away for later, etc. Fran autistic girl swag once again.

005. // I think it would be difficult for it to come about but there is something in the fact that both Narancia and Fran lost their mothers at almost the exact same age (surviving the same events/conditions their mothers passed from, at that) and how guttingly world-shaking that is. I would love for them to talk about their moms is what I'm saying. I think it would be good.

006. // Fran’s surgical mask Narancia’s natural enemy. Narancia did something silly once that Fran huffed out a very quiet, very muffled laugh over and he whipped around like a bloodhound catching a scent and has been trying to replicate the results ever since. Fran smiling at Narancia behind the mask indulgence. Alright Fran, keep your secrets.

[aideshou]

[dozzlegramcracker]

They.

This is my doodlesona

Also, "Doodle" is a species I created.

If you include a Doodle/make one it is now automatically in the Doodleverse (which I also made) If you create a Doodle please tag me! Or dm me if you want details for the Doodle species.

This is the latest sheet of my doodlesona (Ayaan or Weeb)

It's older than I want it to be, I'll redraw it.

[patchiko]

GIVE US MORE ABOUT NSFW AL JAYYY PLSSS

HRHSJSGAHS OKOK!!

NSFW Arkham Knight / Ak!Jason Todd !! <3

detailed smut !!

(wet dream, praise, soft sex 2 somewhat rough sex, not super long, , im so obsessed with his brain)

rq are open :3

‘tis under the cut!! :p

M’SO EXCITED TO WRITE MORE ABT HIM M’SHAKING AND THROWIFN UP

NGL, i think one of the only reason he would come to terms with liking someone is bc he had a wet dream…

listen,, 99% of his dreams are nightmares, and you just changed his fuckin statistics for the possibility to the 1% chance of him coming in his sleep and being able to rest well after.

he has mixed feeling abt this..

on one hand hes like ‘wow cool i get to sleep well,’ but on the other hands hes like staring at his boxers and hes like ‘but at what cost…’

but oh,, he just knew he was fucked when it first happened and he woke up

after many , many years of overthinking, and his mind not being able to shut up … the thing that made his ass get so quiet was a fuckin’ wet dream

uuhhggrr it was such a good one tooo (hes internally cringing so hard)

ONE hand in his hair, softly rubbing his scalp, the other massaging his shoulder to the base of his neck. Jason has both hands on your hips. Being so gentle yet passionate with each thrust, fighting back the nastiest sounds begging to leave his mouth. So he starts kissing you, open mouth kissing your jaw to just between where your neck and shoulders connect. The noises you start letting out make his breathing stutter for a second. His kissing gets more passionate, soft sucking at your skin, and he’s feverishly rubbing and grabbing at your hips.

The wet sounds of him fucking you get louder. Poor guy is just barely stopping himself from rutting into you. His strokes were slowly getting more rapid but nonetheless coordinated, hitting that spot that had you loudest. Jason was marginally coherent but he’s still trying his hardest to make you feel good. Your body returning the favor by squeezing him so lovingly and he just cant fight back the soft gasps he lets out in between his strokes. The wet sounds, the lewd noises, the details of your body and skin he felt every time he pushed into you. All of this just because of him, just for him? You babble to him how good he was doing, murmuring how good it feels between moans, and it has him gripping your hips.

JASONS rocking himself roughly into you, but its that ever so loving hand, still gently massaging his neck and scalp. That sensation has his eyes rolling to the back of his head. Soft curses leaving his mouth. He buries his face right next to your head and has to grab the bed sheets just for an last attempt to stay composed. But the moaning gets louder, and you don’t stop gently massaging his hair.

So he can’t stop the “mmh, mmh, mmh” ‘s leaving his mouth with every rapid push of himself. He can’t stop the way his hands trail down to your legs to spread you wider for him. Grabbing at your thighs as he fucks himself through.

N’ just as he cums with a breathy gasp, his eyelashes are fluttering and eyes rolling to the back of his head. Letting his body weight press onto you and closing his eyes shut, trying to control his stammered breaths,,

he fuckin’ wakes up..!

First thought was “what the fuck.”

genuinely startled, he doesn’t freak out bad but he like slowly reaches to touch his pillow.

his mind was so blank, couldn’t tell if it was because of the wet spot on his sweatpants or he was genuinely so stunned.

*hes like scratching his head and looking at his pants.*

hes goes to take a shower and his eyes are so blown out he looks like one of those cat memes

but his mind is soo quiet,,

in my brain at the very back of his mind he’s like ‘whys there so much of it.’ HSIGSISHSISHSIDHS HES COMPLETELY SERIOUS TOO???

he’s taking a shower and his brain, oddly, isn’t foggy, not dissociating, just feels so here.

which is horrible because that means he really has to directly face his feelings

KRILLING MYSELF WHY IS HEART TO HEART PLAYING WHILE I WRITE THIS???

heart to heart, heart to heart, heart to heart <3

Next time he sees you he feels so odd, he knows it a natural thing that can happen.. but it was so

djsksnkdnd

tingling under his skin sensation is yelling at him to leave, and he does.

hes cringing

he likes you…

he cringes harder

ghosts you for awhile

realistically doesn’t want anything like that to happen ANYTIME soon

but is it weird that he kinda wants it to happen at all?

MENTAL GYMNASTICS COMMENCE !!

but when he stops ghosting you for awhile, and comes back to see you still being just as patient as you were every time you saw him before,

arms always open for him, food waiting for him, a sweet smile. and with your own patience, his own patience begins to thin.

Everytime he leaves you its a little harder for him to not come back

that tingly feeling under his skin slowly becomes a craving for just your presence. thats all he wants.

he doesn’t need to fuck you when he just has your eyes on him.

“what you run from is what you end up chasing.”

live footage of arkham knights brain cells falling for u insta reel

TEEHEE i loved writing this it was so fun, rq/inbox is open !! feedback is always appreciated >:3