#wtf did you make me write anon T^T

[moonspirit]

Aruani au where the time frame of 13 years is still in place even if they don’t have the power of the Titan.

Reiner Pieck and Annie slowly start to deteriorate, Armin having to watch.

Armin and Annie. They may have gotten together, gotten eloped or married.

Or maybe they lived in fear over their crush on eachother. Not wanting to get together just for Armin watch Annie die.

They won’t want kids. It will be selfish of them as both parents are destined to die before they will reach the age of 8 or possibly younger.

Armin then will adventualy be left alone, to go through the same health deterioration, with no one by him side to hold his hand lovingly, no one to kiss and hold him when it hurts. Alone.

Omg anon T^T You woke up on the day you sent in this ask and decided "I choose pain!"

TW: Tragedy.

This is deep, deep angst tho T^T Tragedy, more like! Honestly, the psychological impact of watching your loved ones go, both in physical and mental health, is terrifying to think about.

Of course, you can still choose to be happy while facing inevitable death. You can know how many days you have left and still decide to spend some time laughing like life is forever.

But what if you're not allowed to do even that because your mortal body is falling apart? What if Pieck wants to try braiding Annie's hair with flowers one last time before she goes, but her fingers are too weak to even touch golden strands?

Reiner finds his skin bruising a dark purple at the places which were once protected by titan armour. The slightest nudge or brush and he bleeds. It makes doing anything so very painful.

Annie never did allow herself to accept that hug from Armin. He invited her once, twice, several times, to live out the remaining of her life with him, but she turned away. 'No' was too painful to say, but 'Yes' was even worse to consider. He lives somewhere else now, far away from her. Still, Annie wonders how he is. If he thinks of her. If he misses her. If he'll take her still, if she were to knock on his door. But she can't walk, her legs are like columns of water - too weak.

If only she could walk, she'd walk even in the pouring rain.

For Armin, there's little left to look forward to. He drove Eren into madness, Mikasa into loneliness, and the world to the brink of death. Annie didn't want anything to do with him, even if she did cast him one longing look before she disappeared. His life is now this quiet cottage by the ocean where tides never stop crashing against the jagged rocks below the cliff. Sometimes, he thinks of just jumping toward them and letting those sharp black teeth end his pain.

Because, you see, he can't see very well anymore.

His eyesight is deteriorating. There's a book in his hands, beautiful and thick, and it has glossy pictures of faraway lands and people he wishes he could see. But it's blurry. Sometimes it's dull. Sometimes it's dim and vague, shapes shifting like cold, lonely specters in his imagination.

He thinks of Annie every day. Every second. He wishes she'd said 'yes' and come to sleep in his bed and share his last few cups of coffee. He wishes she'd taken his hand so he wouldn't feel so scared and alone.

He wishes she'd at least looked at him a bit longer before she went.

Now, as he lays in his bed, unable to get up and breathing his last, he thinks of her again. Of her eyes, of her voice, of her small, frightened hands. He thinks of her, both frozen and thawed, of her beauty that remained unchanged till the last he saw of her.

He thinks of her, and hopes one final time, that the branch knocking at his door is not from a tree, but Annie instead.

Only, he's blind - he can't even see her face anymore.

[sanspuppet]

dom!hwa with his low voice whispering dirty words into your ear while pleasuring you during a long night… (yes i’m down bad ever since i heard his rap in matz😵‍💫)

W/T: fingering, pet names (pretty, darling), unprotected sex (don’t)

A/O: happy to see im not the only one down for him so bad lately, wtf??? he’s so fucking gorgeous in this comeback. ALSO I LOST HALF OF THE WORK because of a glitch and i was annoyed as fuck, but i tried to write it all again, hope you like it anon! thanks for the request :3

• not proofread cause here’s late and im too tired to function properly

“Come on baby, i know you can take more than this.” Seonghwa’s laying on your body, lips near your ear as his hand’s playing with your clit. It’s been a long hour since you’re a whimpering mess, while your boyfriend’s trying to pleasure you. That’s right, he’s trying. You haven’t cum yet, and it’s driving you crazy, feeling Seonghwa’s fingers diving into your pussy but still haven’t creamed around them. “Why the fuck aren’t you cumming?” he whispers at you, a slight tone of frustration and disbelief in his voice. He’s surely more frustrated than you, you can tell it because he starts uncontrollably to exasperate. “Why? Want me to add another finger? Four fingers??”

“Should i eat you out?” “Aren’t my fingers enough for you?” you can’t deny that his whingy voice is incredibly hot, reminds you of his groans he emits while he uses to fuck you dumb. He buries again three fingers inside your pussy, sliding in and out of you faster than he did before. The sound of his palm slamming against your clit is booming inside your head. Hwa squeezes his eyes as he feels his arm burning from how quickly he’s finger fucking you, and his waist hurting as you’re gripping at it harshly, your fingertips diving into his skin. He sticks his tongue out when he feels your walls getting wetter, sighing proudly. “Is this what you want? Want me to fuck you harder?” you moan desperately, arching your back as he pulls out, your folds clenching around nothing but the air. “Keep talking” is the only thing you can articulate. “Huh?” Seonghwa rubs his index finger against your inner walls, playing with your wetness. “Is it because of my voice?” he slides out, licking joyfully your arousal off of his finger. “Yeah, fuck-“ you murmur. He intentionally groans lowly at your ear, secretly smirking as he replies you: “Didn’t know it” you bite your lower lip, your mind getting blurry from the way your body reacts to his voice. “Fuck, you always taste so good, pretty.” He leans in for a deep kiss, letting you taste yourself on his tongue. “You can’t even know how fucking hard i am” You can feel his gaze moving down your body. “Wanna ruin your pussy with my own dick.” whimpers keep leaving your mouth, wanting to feel him inside you more than anything else. “Wanna fuck you so hard, that i won’t need to stretch out your pussy before fucking you.” He gets up, and immediately positions himself between your legs. “Gonna make you cum so quickly, pretty.” his cock pops out as he drags his pants down, without even waiting a second he pulls his length inside your wet cunt, another groan escaping his mouth as he feels the warmth of your pussy embracing his dick. “Fuck, so tight.” he murmurs. You moan loudly, clenching helplessly around him. “Yeah, shit. Keep doing it darling.” Seonghwa holds your legs when he starts to slide in and out of you. He throws his head back as he tries to concentrate on the feeling of your walls wrapping around his cock without any problems.

“Ready? Imma fuck you senseless tonight.”

[susiecarter]

please please please please say more about undercover with a mindwipe 👀👀👀👀👀👀 who gets mindwiped? is that part of the plan, did they expect that going in? "yours and mine" is one of my favorite favorite fics of all TIME, the idea of you revisiting that idea has me breaking out into a rabid anticipatory sweat

/o\ :D I am so very grateful for your enthusiasm, anon! (And so glad you enjoyed "yours and mine" so much, too! ;-;)

The biggest obstacle to undercover with a mindwipe is PRECISELY that I'm really struggling to decide how to answer those exact questions. :')))))) It's entirely possible that this will end up turning into a series of companion fics ... eventually, but even in that case, I need to decide which variation to write first, and it is SO. HARD.

Bruce got taken captive saving *waves hands* alien friendlies/civilians who got raided by some scary bad guy interstellar pirates, and gets sold off with the rest of said civilians as a slave, and Clark goes undercover as a buyer to rescue him—finds him, buys him, and THEN discovers he isn't just playing along with the scenario but has been mindwiped??? YES PLEASE. Clark stuck undercover, unable to tell Bruce the truth, and even if he DID tell Bruce the truth, Bruce probably would not believe it, with Bruce treating him as an adversary, wary of him all over again—and of course every excuse Clark has to try to insist on keeping Bruce close to him, safe, attending him personally, makes him seem like THE WORST, makes Bruce expect the worst from him! And BRUCE, Bruce would have such a difficult time figuring out wtf Overlord Kal's deal is, WHY he won't let Bruce out of his sight but also won't touch him, why Bruce's efforts to seem tame or even seduce him to get him to let his guard down aren't working, why he doesn't just do whatever it is he wants to do to Bruce—and there must be SOMETHING he wants to do to Bruce, the way he looks at Bruce all the time, the way he leans into it when Bruce touches him ... GOD, ANON, WHAT A GLORIOUS MESS THAT WOULD BE, and unraveling it all at the end would be the best part of all. :')

Clark agreed to go undercover as that rarest of commodities, a bonafide Kryptonian, to tempt some *waves hands* particularly picky and powerful crime lord into attending the auction for him so the Lanterns can nab them, but then something goes wrong, the bad guys are tipped off and the whole thing comes apart and Clark is suddenly gone, and Bruce INSISTS on posing as an equally reclusive buyer of equally refined tastes to look for him—only to find him, mindwiped, because somebody knew to stick some blue kryptonite into the mindwiping machine before running it on one of his kind??? ABSOLUTELY. This would be so agonizing, and I love everything about it—because Clark would feel SO ALONE, anon, Clark would be told his home planet was gone and there were no others of his kind, that he was alone in the universe, and he wouldn't know better than to believe it; he wouldn't know he had a completely different homeworld he loved and belonged to, he wouldn't know he had a mother and a team and people who loved him!!! ;-; And Bruce WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL HIM OTHERWISE, not while they were still stuck navigating this scenario, not when it would be coming from THE PSYCHO WHO BOUGHT HIM. Clark would probably have been given to Bruce with kryptonite chained to him to keep him from murdering Bruce (perhaps intended as more of a display piece to show off, a Kryptonian, wow, amazing, than as a slave who would be doing actual labor), and he would NOT understand why Bruce trusted him enough to take any of it off him! Honestly, he would probably start to like Bruce pretty quickly, start to see Bruce managing to look like a bad guy without actually being a bad guy, and Bruce would have to hold him off (YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU KNOW ME, YOU WON'T WANT THIS WHEN YOU REMEMBER ME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT IT BEFORE (according to me) &c &c) and it would be *clenches fists* G R E A T.

Bruce went undercover as a slave, with Clark as his master, deliberately for *handwaves* reasons, BUT THEN their ship gets attacked, and an energy weapon that would have melted Clark's brain if he were anyone other than Superman just wipes his memory instead—so he comes to after a direct shot to the head, on a spaceship, with his desperately solicitous personal slave bending over him trying to make sure he's okay? :DDDDD! He'd probably seem like he was just trying to stay in character at first, to Bruce ... but then it would gradually become apparent that something IS wrong with him, that he doesn't remember who they really are or what they're actually doing here. Does Bruce start trying to explain, except then they get interrupted and they're in the middle of a crisis situation anyway, so Bruce has to just roll with it for longer than he ever intended? MAYBE. And Clark, oh, man, Clark would really not like thinking this person is who he is, except he might very well believe that it was if he started looking up information about the Kryptonian Empire from back in the day, you know? And Bruce would have to try to find ways to stay close to HIM, ways that seemed believable to whoever was around them :') and would not convince Clark to like himself better, ouch. When Bruce finally DID get to tell him who they really are, it would seem almost too good to be true! ;-; And Clark would have to just hang onto that as best he could until they could get out the other side of it and the Lanterns could get his memories back for him!

OR Clark as the slave, Bruce as the master, and Bruce loses his memory—don't make me handwave anymore, just go with it :D because honestly this might be even worse; Clark would be upset to find himself owning a slave, but Bruce, Bruce might grimly believe that that really is the kind of person he is, ESPECIALLY if the slave is Clark, because the answer to "would I take the opportunity to own that man, to have him placed so thoroughly under my control, if someone offered it to me?" might very well feel like it's "yes". :')))))) And Clark would have a hell of a time convincing him otherwise—Clark as the amnesiac master would WANT to believe Bruce telling him this isn't who they really are, but Bruce would be like ... if you'd like to take advantage of your master losing his memory, you should probably come up with a less ridiculous lie than that. /o\ The cynicism of everything he's seeing around him would feel to him like it fit like a glove, and the only thing that WOULDN'T fit into the picture would be Clark's utter trust in him, Clark's certainty that Bruce isn't going to hurt him or mistreat him, Clark's conviction that Bruce is a good person—and if Bruce tried to free him and tell him to gtfo right before, you know, suicide-missioning his way through this space trafficking ring, Clark would, of course, refuse, save his ass, and get them both out of there! And Bruce would, with his memory back, insist on confessing that some part of him HAD wanted to own Clark, had almost, horribly, loved it—and Clark would get that that freaks Bruce out, but it doesn't freak Clark out. :D

And those are just it happening by accident! ALSO totally plausible, at least for the first two variations, that they'd know it was a possibility—and there is a FIFTH version where:

Bruce and Clark are going undercover as master and slave, deliberately, AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET TELEPATHICALLY SCANNED, which means they have to get mindwiped first—there can't be any hint of a trace of a memory in their heads about who they actually are, or it'll get noticed! So they strategize with the Lanterns first, both of them get deliberately wiped and then set up as their new selves and then sent in ... but there are certain inconsistencies planted in there that Bruce KNEW would catch their attention = they end up working out that there's something wrong here, that this situation they're in isn't quite what it seems, and/or that they need to investigate [a particular acquaintance or event], because their identities as master and slave may be giving them excuses to indulge certain deep-seated kinks they already had, but ultimately they're still the World's Greatest Detective and an amateur but dedicated investigative reporter, you know? :D And at the end, like, they're expecting to also get taken into custody by the Lanterns and probably separated, because there's no way to avoid incriminating themselves when they turn in [whoever else, what do you want from me], BUT INSTEAD everybody's grateful that the plan worked, that Bruce was right about what clues to put in their way so they'd start poking around even without their memories, and they're both safe! And the memory thing is an easy fix for a Lantern telepath, and Bruce and Clark have a whole lot to talk about. :'D

So, yeah. The "undercover with a mindwipe" premise is on the list because I'm deeply enamored of it and one or another of these is probably going to make it onto the AO3 eventually ... but I still have a lot of work to do to figure out exactly how I want it to go, or at the very least which one of these is going to make it out first! :'D I hope at least one of them appeals to you, though, and by all means feel free to let me know which is your favorite (no promises, but the more someone else is looking forward to something, the more I get invested in trying to finish it for them :D). ♥♥♥!

[thefatesofspring]

You know who's stupid? The people who'd go below and beyond to justify every sh*t Rhys pulled, claiming he had "good" reasons and intentions for everything, while also claiming he's morally gray.

Sjm is one of those people. Write him off as the bad guy, make him do something very terrible to write him off as this morally gray character and then justify his bs and assasinate characters to make him look like the good guy. Wtf is he meant to be??? He cannot be the feminist king that cares for everyone and their mother while also have him be an asshole. Kaz and Carden don't need reasons for why they do sh*t. They do certain things for their own gain and they don't give a damn. They're clearly morally gray. Rhys? I don't fucking know.

Hi anon 👋🏾 again my apologies for only responding now😩

Couldn’t have said it any better myself & it further proves my point again that Rhysand isn’t written for the story let alone the plot!!

I’ve not read the shadow & bone series yet but the cruel prince series I have & to me Cardan is a perfect example of morally grey & executed really well! Ps I absolutely love Cardan! But with Rhysand & the things he’s done not just to Feyre but other courts/HL’s & the justifications are INSANE!!! Everything Rhysand has done has served NO PURPOSE or even benefitted anyone including himself and example of Rhysand doing shit that had the opposite effect of benefiting anyone including himself was when he went to the summer court & he, Amren & Feyre stole the book of breathing because he swore blind that Hybern was after it & if memory serves me correct Hybern actually stated that he was never after the book until Rhysand had taken it out of its home court…like wtf!! The actual big bad villain is telling you that your judgement was wrong & way off & somehow we’re still supposed to believe Rhysand did the right thing & is a “good person”?!!… when in reality if he had just listened to Feyre when she said perhaps asking Tarquin for the book & letting him in on what they think so many things could have been avoided including Tamlin thinking that Feyre was being controlled because now she’s out here lying, manipulating & stealing from other high lords and their courts.

Rhysand is only “feminist” to the women in his circle excluding Nesta & the irony is he never actually gives them choice just the illusion of it & yet for some bizarre reason people buy it🤷🏽‍♀️ he’s honestly just become a joke of a character that is so poorly written & executed. He’s not morally grey or even morally black he’s straight up horrible.

Not to mention ACOTAR is a legit watered down, YA, knock off version of Anne Bishop’s The Black jewel trilogy😩

[secriden]

This is going to be a long ask. I am here to shamelessly promote my beloved JoongDunk. I hope you are having as much fun discovering them as I did.

For JoongDunk content recommendations, I would like you to check out their two personal projects written and directed by Joong himself.

The first is the MV for the Last Twilight OST.

https://x.com/dunknatachai/status/1767516781617496348?t=mJKtoNOtqbXkskp-75IauQ&s=19

Joong loved this song so much that he just had to shoot an MV for it.

The second one is the short film POCONG.

https://x.com/dunknatachai/status/1851945210722554274?t=0J8gHh8D4oFKzvPihGmBag&s=19

They made this short film for Halloween this year.

Both of these are made entirely on JoongDunk's own initiative. Joong was the one who came with the ideas and Dunk, as he often does, wholeheartedly supported Joong and helped bring his ideas to life. I find it very endearing that they took time out of their busy schedules to make these projects for their fans. I also find it endearing that they roped in their friends and family to help make these projects. They put in a lot of effort to do their best with tbe limited time and resources they had. I hope you enjoy watching them.

;A; oh my gosh anon, thank you!?! i'm loving discovering them so so much (the timing is slightly unfortunate as this week i have to write ~6000 words on education theory and practice + work but i called in sick today so i'm pacing myself and also comforting myself with consuming joongdunk content rn ^w^;;)

[ the joongdunk MV for Last Twilight ]

oh god this is... this is breaking my heart. the utterly adorable snippets of them just being cute in disneyland?? did this start out as an elaborate excuse to go on a date and film themselves? idk but i'm not complaining.

the constant hand feeding ugh. why is food such a universal and yet visceral love language?? how is it always effective. the cheek kisses. the head pats. the dancing and twirling. the teasing each other. its all so like... that phase of the relationship where everything the other person does is magic and you are just so happy being around them and scenes they shot captured it beautifully (and setting it in Disneyland??? the automatic shorthand that brings for 'magic' and 'fairytale' and 'dreams coming true' such a great idea.)

i had to look up the lyrics and the song is so good??? "The last image I'll remember is when we were together" is such a fire lyric like it has the double meaning of the last thing i remember of you was when we were still happy together as well as the last memory that will play in my mind before i die will be of you. which is. devastating.

but then. good god the crying scenes?? wtf??? i have re-watched dunk's breakdown as he's leaning against the pillar about 7 times now. the way you can see the sobs wrecking his frame. you can *hear* the wet gasps he's taking in through his tears. what a stunning performance.

[ Halloween short film POCONG ]

ok i'll be the first to admit that i am a Wimp (yes, with a capital W, i avoid horror and anything with horror like the plague because it tends to stay with me for ages). so i'm going to watch this but like.......... in tiny (as in the screen is going to be shrunk down because its less scary that way.) xD

ok fuck that was terrifying. i'm never seeing it again. it was impressively horrifying despite it evidently not being a professional production.

the blood was surprisingly realistic?? i feel like i've seen a lot of amateur productions (at school) and the fake blood is always really obvious. the mummy was also a very scary take on it; the way you can see how tightly the fabric is tied/woven around the humanoid figure and how thick it is, like someone suffocated in it. the sound design. *shudders* the whole panic/asthma attack and then when dunk starts breaking down/sobbing especially. fucking nightmares - i'm going to go listen to the Last Twilight OST again to cleanse my ears.

also, i almost feel like both productions were, particularly, a chance for dunk to really show his range. like joong may be producing this but its also very clearly a celebration of dunk's acting talent and i love that.

i really see what you mean about it being endearing that they'll do something like this. it definitely gives us insight into what they value as creatives and its an incredible treat that they chose to share it with the fans and also support each other in it. i wonder if joong has director/producer aspirations? it'd be interesting to see where his career takes him down the line. i was looking at MDL and was kind of shocked at how many shows he was in in 2022 alone given that was like... right after covid restrictions were easing. man took every chance he got to get back into the field and that's really impressive.

[misc-obeyme]

"you and mammon are clearly made for each other" 🥹 🥹 excuse me while i go sob, that's so sweet

I really should start writing! I keep daydreaming scenes and the whole thing plays out in my head, but I never put it to paper. It's just rattling around (also I saw a tiktok saying that not everything you draw has to be with the intention of becoming a finished piece, and I've been having SO MUCH FUN sketching today.)

Like today, I got a tiktok about Orpheus and eurydice that really stuck with me. And there's the whole debate of whether or not you'd turn around if you were in their shoes. And I was imagining the brothers reaction to it, and probably some of them saying they could make it with ease if it was for MC (i think Mammon and Lucifer would argue they could, and maybe Satan or Beel would be the one to say they might turn around)

"Do y'all really think you could make it? His love for her was his reason and his undoing."

"C'mon! It can't be that hard, right? Ya just gotta follow the Great Mammon, I'd lead ya outta danger easy peasy! No turning back required."

"But think about it, Mammon. Can you? Could you hear me behind you, and never feel torn by wanting to take a peek? Could you trust that I'd follow you anywhere? You know you can, you know that I would, but you would still want to see for yourself. The anxiety would be eating me away."

"But it means both of us getting out if I don't peek! If it was for you, I'm sure I could do it... I just have to keep going. Ain't it that simple?"

"Honestly, if I was in his shoes, and I heard you speak my name, I'd have to drop to my knees to resist what's now become second nature. And even then, I'm not sure I'd make it. I would turn around, I would need to make sure you're okay...Think about it, Orpheus loved her too much, so he turned. I would turn around if it was you behind me-... *Coughs* Uh, anyway... That's how I see it..."

"...Did you just-" -Satan

"WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, I THINK I FORGOT SOME HOMEWORK, NIGHT GUYS!"

"it's 5:00 pm??" - Mammon, who is trying to figure out wtf happened and why i ran off

and this is how i would be accidentally confessing i was in love with mammon. because god knows i would deny my feelings to hell and back in the beginning!! (I'm pretty sure I'm ALSO a tsundere unfortunately 😭)

anyway, who do you think would/wouldn't turn around? do you think Barbatos would? Solomon?

- ✨ anon

Yo, I'm just calling it like I see it!

I just find that it helps to get the ideas out somehow! That could be writing or drawing or whatever you like! I think most creating is like that, too - you can do a lot without necessarily having to completely finish it! I'm glad you've been sketching a bunch!

BAH that is the CUTEST confession ever???

Especially if he doesn't get it lolol classic Mammon right there.

Oh NO two tsunderes falling for each other!?! It's okay, slow burns are great lol. Though it'd be one of those situations where everybody else is fully aware that you're both in love with each other and they're just like siiiigh these two. That's so cute, though!

Let's see, who would turn?

I don't think Barbatos would. I think part of what caused Orpheus to turn around was that he didn't believe Eurydice was actually behind him. He didn't trust the gods and like... who can blame him? Greek gods do all kinds of crazy shit all the time.

But Barbatos? He'd know. He'd know somehow if MC was behind him. Not only that, but there's no way anybody would trick him. I think if they did, they'd unlock Murderous Barb in two seconds flat and I'm convinced that guy could kill a god if he wanted to. He's a very patient demon, but he won't stand being tricked over something like that. You do that, you forfeit your life. Possibly being dragged to the infamous dungeon even.

It'd be harder for Solomon. He just doesn't have the same kind of all-knowing master of time nonsense that Barb has. I feel like he'd be more on par with Orpheus, if older and wiser due to the whole immortality thing.

To be honest, I kinda see Solomon being the one to do the tricking. Like I don't think he'd just accept a deal like that. I don't think he'd trust it. So he'd either try to negotiate for something he does feel okay with or he'd use his magic to somehow hold the god accountable. (Not sure if it'd actually be Hades in this scenario since we're talking about the Underworld... wouldn't it be interesting if it was Diavolo????? OMG that would change my Barb answer lol. But let's assume it isn't him, but some other entity of Death or something.) I just think Solomon would be more likely to use his magic to guarantee that things go the way he would want them to.

If for some reason he couldn't do any of that, though, and it just came down to him having to walk out of the Underworld without turning around... I think he could do it. I think it'd be really hard for him. But I think he could do it. Especially if MC was still really young when they died.

MAN. That's tragic. Good thing this isn't something all our fools would have to do can you imagine???

[grahamcarmen]

Just wanted to tell you that whenever you vent, I feel so heard and seen, like someone was literally listening when I was ranting in my brain.

Also how many asks do you have in your askbox right now ignoring this one.

you and me ranting and venting forever XD ha!

i'm glad my venting is not in vain I have so much weary complaining in terms of why i do not understand. like . always under duress and always in the disclaimer corner , but ???

i'm just more tired than angry...still angry but :/

overall?

6

not much but like the first 2 i probably won't answer because one is a hornet nest i mostly agree with /and the other one was telling me that apparently the fandom said something so. freaking. dumb. a lot of dumb somethings actually, that i just 1000 yard stared into space that I had someone asked me irl if i was ok [the rest is so sweet and made me happy that they like this blog and i wish that they had a nice day/months too, and that part i do wish i'd answered because i do hope that they manage to find their feet on this website and in general. it can be disheartening but try to remember that this is for you to have fun so try to carve a corner for the things that interest you!]...

anyway it still feels like kicking hornets nests and giving input to wild stupidity that i'm not all informed about its current form, i am annoyed but i don't know the fandom like that tbh to just be hearing that it still is just ...hmmm, why are you guys...why... why are you guys the way- and address it like its not a recycled fandom issue or even new stupider evolution of issues that i don't have first hand knowledge of because i really do...not know those people.

i felt like including one of the stupid somethings on the ask about dumb arguments against rc but i don't actually know the intricacies of why they even feel sure enough to say that. like its just deadass wrong. its insultingly wrong. like anon. that was like top worst accusations like the actual mention in the ask is like a few words and i literally went THEY SAID WHAT.

and for that i am so sorry because it is a very sweet and heartfelt ask that made my day and in the grand scheme i could just address that and not the rest, i just like absolutely did not see that part coming and can't keep myself from addressing it but then i also want to know where the audacity came from to properly do so and then im like...there are other fandoms [to myself]...

...rants are a-ok to send [im probably venting at that moment too about something] but like ajdfnaskf this is probably what it will do to me

hornets nests i will avoid kicking because at the end of the day this blog is the corner i carved out for what interests me and i would like to not have too many of those posted when i scroll through it to get my daily rc boost

and it is the sweetest ask for real but also wtf csfandom. WHY.

and in general loop de loop arguments i simply do not know what new thing i could say to get across stupid argument is stupid...we could be making text posts about how they should kiss instead

3- i did write for rc week! it was a small note at the end of the third one which also has something that feels like it needs a proper response but like i feel VERY snippy on that subject so like its probably gonna wait for a bit i'm so sorry but i did, i wasn't planning to but i did

4-acme...i am thinking about just answering it with the meme

i find all the acme members interesting as individuals and what they contribute thematically to the show

vs.

i do not care for ACME

but like again i do feel like putting like more of an effort since i didn't have any thoughts for the first part of the ask but i would like to make 1 for each part and i don't hate any of the members for real i promise and understand how big ACME is to this show and the franchise in general T,T

5- a fic request! :D im looking forward to working on it? it probably will be short but i'm happy one of my ideas got requested

6-might answer it soon...might be a little rambly but it concerns the boy gray and a nerve that i'm ACTUALLY ready to poke at a little...a little

so again not many but i do feel bad for not answering ASAP (due to many things) when i am very happy to receive them

and then spending my energy on making rc stuff first because thats usually what i have energy for

Like I really am happy whenever I see that there are other people who do enjoy rc and this blog enough to send asks [sometimes very passionate in their defense] . So thank you. very much.

^^

[typewriter83]

To answer something you wondered when I wrote about chapter 10: yes, I'm the same anon that gives this long ass analysis each chapter.

Some weeks ago I was thinking about your story and I thought "hm, ellie never mentioned riley dying in this universe. Marlene also didn't had any part on this story." But I just forgot about that thought eventually and life passed.

But then you come here and DROP THIS BOMB AND LEAVES? Mama Bear you are.... Oh my god. Okay, I'm skipping to much. Let's go back to the start.

So, I can't stand jackson's council on this story wtf. I mean, in real life is kind of expected that a rapist can get away with the things he did because, well, the world is a bureaucracy that turn simple things into difficult things when it isn't that difficult. But jackson??? The world literally ended, dude. How come they can still look at a rapist and think of some reason he shouldn't be out of the town (not to say dead). I mean, who will stop them? God. Also I feel kind of mad at maria a bit. I mean, I know she feels bad about ellie's situation and that it made her realize she's blind sometimes, but she really chose this moment to back off from the council?? I mean, she could've still be one on the council that could be the voice of the victims (ellie and dina) against david, It's the least she could have done for Ellie after all. She wanted to be bossy and say her unwanted opinions all the time, and now that we want her to do it... Anyways.

So, it's really what you promissed right mama? The 🌶️🌶️🌶️. Girl... Look, reading that whole scene was a mist of ☹️ and 🤭 at the start, david really did some damage to ellie emotionally. But then that freaky ass spicy scene showed up and wuaaaaa *twerking aggressively*. What the fuckkkk. Look, when you made a point of specifying the level of peppers for this chapter, my mind thought of a million things that would have happened in this chapter (when I realized she was on the counter I really thought he was going to kneel and e@t her out. I'm still waiting for that btw), but gurl I would never guess they were going to do that. At one point I remembered Regina's line in meam girls "I was half virgin when I met him" and now I feel like I know what regina was talking about now lmao. Ellie is 98% virgin now. (And I have to tell you ma'm, reading a 🌶️ scene of the forbidden ship with some Rock song playing is another experience. I bet he would've made her 0% virgin if there was some Rock Or Metal playing on that bathroom, he wouldn't have held back).

Joel mentioned Tommy and him are back on talking, bit that hey haven't gone to an understanding. Can you elaborate that? I really wanna know what is stopping them, specially from tommy's part.

He called her pretty gurl in front of Maria and tommy😭 gonna cry. Urgh.

Also, I love how ellie didn't even asked him properly, just gave him an idea but he was already like "yes, anywhere you want". He was so willing to leave. He didn't even think twice (which is good, if you think about some angle. Now they can make any noise as loud as they want without neighbors 🤭 okay I'm gonna stop now). She could ask anything at this point and he would make it come true. He could drop anything for her and you're talented in expressing that in your writing. It makes me wish I was pretty so someone could fall in love with me like this, as intensely and unconditionally as the way you describe joel's love in your stories.

I wonder what marlene and riley's comenack will do. I mean, I'm almost sure there's gonna be some tension in the air when they all reunite because like, she and riley had a thing (innocent and not official, but still a thing), and even a possible beef between riley x joel x ellie, maybe riley would also think he's a dirty old man with no morals and ellie throwing in Riley's face that she left ellie in the past. Marlene, though, is the deal I can't decipher. Why is she going to ellie? I mean, it's gonna take some good affort to convince me she's after ellie for pure emotional reasons. Does she knows ellie can be immune somehow, is that why she's going after ellie? You don't need to answer tho, I just wanted to say everything that comes to my head. All I know is that they all are gonna see how the world is small after this reunion. I mean, What would lead Joel to think that the woman who was his brother's boss for a while is Ellie's mother's best friend? (That even makes me wonder of a "what if" in my mind. how things could have been if any of the millers had contacted ellie earlier through maria in an alternative version of this story. That probably never happened but I really like thinking about past and future and all of that. Blame all the time travel movies I watched lol).

Anways, that was a good chapter, made me real happy to read (I was needing it today, really). Idk if I'm forgetting to mention anything but If I remember something, I will come back. Bye!!

Hello sweet cub - it’s been a week and a half over here, and it was a holiday week! This school year is already kicking our rear ends and September just started.

Learning to Walk and Joellie discussion under cut

Let’s start with David and Jackson - this is not over. 100% this is not over - David is a plot device, and keeping him alive serves a purpose. Trust and believe, I had his 💀 written - WRITTEN - and decided to keep his sick ass around for another day (another chapter, another story - remember I vaguely mention a trilogy?). Maria needs to check herself - because if she doesn’t, she’s going to wonder how she lost her husband, because Tommy is waking up (growing up?) and he’s gonna play a role in where we’re going too. I said earlier that Maria won’t make a 180, but she does need to rethink what it means to be living at the end of the world - old world laws don’t work anymore, and neither does Joel’s idea of justice (it does, lol but it doesn’t).

Mama cannot promise to not bitch about writing spicy scenes, lol - they’re hard for me to write, that probably won’t change. However, the more I write, it does happen faster, which is progress for me. And… well, we’re about to send Joel and Ellie off on their on for awhile and… you never know what might happen when they’re secluded up in the mountains with no electricity and only each other for company - winter is coming, cubs. 🌶️🌶️ and our “almost virgin” will get her moment - I promise, I’ve already plotted it out - and Joel teaching her some other 🌶️🌶️ stuff, too - just saying.

Tommy and Joel have a tumultuous relationship at best; and Tommy wants that relationship but he doesn’t know what that would look like. Joel has kept to himself a lot, and promised Tommy he would make an effort after Austin was born, but now that he’s clearly chosen Ellie, where does that leave Tommy? Resolutions and a glimpse of what their future will looking like are coming - think boys sitting around a campfire, I have an idea.

Joel choosing Ellie without even thinking - go listen to Post Malone’s “Hide My Gun” - it could go either way with Joel or Ellie asking the other to not ask questions, just hide my gun, but in this case it’s Ellie asking him “would you pack and never-coming-back-again bag?” And the answer is - “when are we leaving?” Not why, not how, just when. Honestly, I think if Joel could, he would find somewhere else for them - he would put her in a truck and drive her off into the sunset. Also, sweet cub, being pretty has nothing to do with loving someone unconditionally 🩷 Joel was shot by this girl, and he still loves her and has made it clear that regardless of their relationship status, he will drop everything and run with her.

I was very vague about Riley - I think she was mentioned two, maybe three, times in the whole story. But Ellie does tell Joel that she cared about her, and then Riley left - hence Ellie’s abandonment issues, right? Riley’s return to Ellie’s life will cause problems (Marlene too, but for other reasons) - a sense of “I’m back, let’s pick up where we left off” which is the kind of vibes Riley gives off - IMO - especially in the show. There’s going to be some canon parallels with both Marlene and Riley, and I don’t want to give anything away - but there’s going to be an adventure coming for this universe. But in essence, Marlene is pissed at Riley for “not securing Ellie” - because everyone in Marlene’s circle is always passed off, including her best friend’s daughter - Marlene expected Riley to close the deal on Ellie, because she didn’t bother to raise her, but she knows Ellie is smart and talented and would have a place in the Fireflies revolution. That’s pretty vague and doesn’t give much away - and I’ve been asked about Ellie’s immunity in this universe before and I won’t give that away either - gonna have to stay tuned for Part 2

Thanks for always coming back!

🫶🏻

[yyuangss-main]

❝MOTHER LANGUAGES — SPIDERVERSE HCS

summary ; pavitr with a hispanic girlfriend who teaches him some spanish and he teaches her some hindi.

pairing ; pavitr prabhakar x hispanic fem!reader (no specific race stated)

note ; teehee i was so excited to show off the new layout 🤭 i literally have so much fun writing for pavitr. this concept was so cute, i started working on it immediately so thank you to the anon who requested it <3 mwah 🫶

• — pavitr prabhakar !

about three months into dating, pavitr started practicing some spanish on his own. went about his way to get a dictionary that took forever for him to find. he starts writing the words out and takes his time to pronounce them. he takes note that he’s extremely great at reading spanish just a little troubled on the way to say the words.

the very first phrase he ever told you in spanish, he had a slip of paper with the sentence written down. pavitr wanted to make it sweet and maybe tell you right after kissing you but poor boy forgot the phrase. so he had to squint and read off the torn paper.

“tu eres la chica de mis sueños.” (t: you are the girl of my dreams) the second he finished saying it you jumped on him, kissing all over his face, telling him how cute and adorable he is.

you told him that you were practicing hindi in secret to surprise him as well, but you were having a lot of trouble. it makes a big smile spread on his face to know you both had the same intentions.

it’s where he offers to teach you how to speak, read, and write hindi if you can do the same for him with spanish. you agree and then he goes, “hehe >:) and teach me the bad words too muhehehe” you’re just like “pavitr 😭”

pavitr really excited when you’re teaching him spanish. he’s listening intently and repeating each word after you. he doesn’t think it’s hard, but it’s definitely good to have a native speaker helping you out and giving tips.

keeps a separate notebook filled with words and phrases he wants to tell you. of course, they’re all him telling how much he loves you. you also have a separate notebook with hindi written in it and it’s mostly you practicing to write ‘i love you’ and memorize it.

he knows it might take you a while to fully understand hindi and he’s okay with that. you’re the making the effort and that’s what he loves the most about you. finds your confused face cute when he starts rambling in hindi.

you two practice by only having conversations in each others language. he finds it super helpful and you both will correct a word if needed. text messages will sometimes shift from spanish to hindi to spanish again.

his heart and feelings grow for you even more when he sees you talking to his aunt in hindi. she thinks it’s so sweet that the two of you are learning each others languages and don’t find the barrier to be a bother. she even starts to help you too in secret. she wants you to surprise pavitr with what you learned.

i cannot stress this enough. loves to introduce you as his girlfriend in spanish. “esta es mi novia, ella es mi novia”. mi novia this, mi novia that. he gets like a schoolboy when he says it. if he gives you gifts, pavitr always writes a little note that says “para mi querida novia” (t: for my dear girlfriend) or something along those lines.

whenever he meets someone who is either hispanic or speaks spanish too, he’ll speak to them in spanish just so they can ask where he learned. all because he can’t stop saying how his girlfriend taught him how to speak spanish.

he starts picking up on the expressions too. accidentally let “tch, no mames miguel!” slip out when he was getting sent on a new mission. miguel’s head whipped over so fast and just looked at him so shocked like, wtf did you say to me?

“no mames? no mames?! como que no mames miguel?! who taught you that huh?!”

“mi novia teehee :)”

[thatdeadaquarius]

HELLO IT IS I AGAIN (Razor's mom /real)

So you know those imposters aus where characters chase the reader for being an 'impersonator'?

What if... It's a continuation from my ask (where we meet Razor first before everyone), and Razor is just confused at the patrolling knights near Wolvendom constantly asking him if he have saw 'the impostor'

Tbh he just shakes his head. Who tf is the impostor????? Wtf is an impostor???????

Many question marks later..

He had encountered an epiphany (not really it's just the Springvale ppl talking about someone copying the creator's looks).

The 'Impostor' they have been searching is you.

But you're not an impostor! Razor knows it! Andrius knows it! And with how the nature and the monster responded to you, Teyvat knows it too!

So like the good son he is, he sheltered you even more severely.

Ur not allowed to go out of his sights at this point (he'll still take you to places with many lampgrasses if you still wanna make a crown w it)

And my imagination ends there, do you think there's something else he'd do?

Ty for answering my last request btw, ur the best and I hope you get your favorite characters w one 10 pull and your desired artifacts w the best stats <3

Much love and sweets

-Razor's mom

RAZOR'S MOM!! HELLO aw im so glad u liked it :)

Srry about the late reply! 💜💜💜

Ok, so I think this is a good time to point to my shiny

Writing Requests/About Me Post I have pinned on my 👉 blog!!👈💅 taaa daaaa :) i did it guys here ya go

Yall have been GREAT so far abt keeping the requests chill and fun, and i dont have that many "Donts" that arent obvious (homophobia, transphobia, ableism,etc)

♡

Dont worry Razor Mom, i just wanted to use this as a way to talk about this!! /nm /gen

♡

About Imposter AU, there are plenty of other blogs/posts that write for that or posts under SAGAU tag! :)

I said wayyy earlier on in some of my first asks, but basically I really want to lighten up the Genshin SAGAU / Isekai tag and branch out from all these darker Imposter AUs :)

And also add more world-building posts or AUs <3

(language brainrot for example)!!

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TL;DR: I am not accepting hunting down/yandere/cult au/imposter au Genshin Sagau, only a funny or chill version of it.

Please check my writing rules post :)

Example: u look like Creator, but everybody's like, "oh lucky them wow rlly blessed, have a free drink, etc.

OR omfg where r they?? They descended to Teyvat oh fuck we lost our god-"

♡

Heres the Razor post !!!

If u wanna check it out :]

Cracks knuckles, Saddle up Baby, bc its time for my version of the Imposter AU 🤭😋😈

(and sorry for answering super late/possible scare Razor mom anon!! :'/ )

♡

So it begins rlly small right?

Like, Razor does not know the new knight patroling Wolvendom's borders

,, weird but ok, he thinks basically

And then when it was time to visit some domains a little closer to Springvale for grinding

(Or rlly just to get some of their tiny restaurants homemade food yumm)

He notices more Favonius knights lurking around than usual

Or at least widening their patrols

And hes like wtf?

Ur like, huh.

I'll ask Springvale ppl wtf goin on

The locals respond that the search for the Great Creator has begun.

...

...you and Razor: 👁👄👁 w h o m s t ❔️

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Upon further questioning

(which was apparantly weird that yall didnt know, but eh, u just used the whole "feral wolf child with feral blacksmith parent living in woods ignorance" excuse)

Admittedly yall, quite literally, live under a rock lmao

They explain theres a whole ass prophecy

Abt how the Great Architect would succumb to a long slumber somewhere else in the vast universe after making the planet.

And when the time is right, they will reconnect to Teyvat, and awaken, and descend in a mortal form

(like the archons)

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..but the kicker is nobody knows wtf they look like bc:

1. All that lore is hella crumbly and old, and very hard to translate

2. Mortal forms sometimes look different than god forms, so even if they did know some defining features of the Creator, that wasnt guaranteed to be them...

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(i.e. they will have brown eyes, well. Thats a fuckton of ppl with brown eyes innit? 💀)

♤

So thru certain signs, that this mysterious prophecy wooooo

Said would happen, the nations of Teyvat and their many supernatural inhabitants are aware the ultimate god has descended

(The crops flourished? Animals got more wily, many of the sick ppl got better for no reason, the Irminsul started regrowing/filling out its base- like how it looked like a lightning struck tree rn 💀)

So every country are now trying to find them to be the first to welcome them home

Needless to say its lowkey a competition

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Meanwhile you and Razor are just:

... (゜▽゜;)

"Haha yeah cool..."

(Andrius already told u what u r to Teyvat and explained to Razor)

Ur both immediately slapping a cloak on u and keeping the hood up all the time

Yall dont wanna be seperated :(

Ur both paranoid for diff reasons,

Razor's just scared his Lupical is going to be taken from him again bc there r better, more refined humans wanting to be ur Lupical ;-;

And ur like-

Omfg that sounds like sm work 💀

While its nice to daydream abt what itd be like to be famous, realistically,

U could not handle that shit.

People crowding you all the time?

U cant just look busted anywhere u go, like a midnight snack run

Ppl would also expect u be,

Responsible??

To act like a competent ruler maybe???

Hell no.

U just wanted to play a pretty gacha game and spoil ur skrunklies

(At least, if they do wanna call u that, they dont make u do anything political 💀 but u doubt it)

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Needless to say, Razor is glued to ur side everywhere u go.

A domain a half mile away? Oh he'll come with dw

Ur gonna go stop by that food merchant further up the road for ingredients? Cool he'll sniff the best ones!

Ur going to see Andrius??

Oh he needed to see him too-

😭😭🥺🥺 poor babe

♧

Surprisingly enough,

Or maybe not his house is right tf there

Diluc is the first person to actually recognize you.

Razor had been subtly steering u away from Mondstadt for 3 weeks now, ever since yall talked to the Springvale locals

An u cant say u didnt notice, but u werent rlly stopping him

You wanted to be like Venti, chillin among the ppl regardless of ur powers, not the Raiden Shogun :/

And maybe shock some ppl who dont know ur a god like him too lol

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Diluc had been looking around the lesser patroled areas of Mondstadt to search for the Architect

He didn't even need those incompetent knights to tell him their god had finally descended

He already saw the signs long before Mondstadt

Bc youve been in Wolvendom, the area has flourished over time, more fish in the water, more game to hunt and bigger, crows making circles in the sky despite there being no corpse

And one of the closest places to you,

Is the Dawn Winery.

Diluc's security against Venti began to hold up better, the staff didn't have to clean as much things like dirt or weather damage to the manor,

His hawk had never been faster delivering his letters, he almost thought the little guy had been drugged with something

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He patroled Stormterror's Lair, and deep in the woods surrounding the manor that the knights hadn't bother to go into

Afterall, he figured you'd never had a mortal form before, so u were unlikely to fend for urself for very long in the woods lol

so he wanted to find u quick (aww softy :')

He even made a trip out to the Thousand Wind Temple and Dragonspine (he did report that one to the knights, he didn't want Amber, Bennett, or Creator-forbid Klee, being the few pyro users to have to explore it)

Finally, after doing the further away locations, siginificant in history and rich with leftover magic

Diluc figured that's where you might land first, so he saved Wolvendom for last

It would at least let him check on that wolf kid and maybe get to talk to him long enough to ask him if he's seen anything unusual.

The lord of Dawn Winery manor heads into the Wolvendom woods, just as sunset colors the trees...

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It was a Friday evening, the sun was setting, the weather was pleasant and it was time for all of the Lupical to come together and eat a big feast!! :)

About once a month, Andrius will come out for a few nights and dine with all of yall

Hes an old wolf give him a break, he takes long naps

So u cook lots of Mondstadt favorites to eat on and a few Liyue dishes too

Razor, ur favorite helper, has helped u finish the last dish and is now romping around with the puppies bless <3

U guys have dragged ur coffee table dining table setup out to sit and eat at

Andrius lets out a not too loud, not too quiet howl, and as the wolves, Razor and you lmao join in

Yall dig in, bones flying everywhere, spagetti noodles flingling around, it would put toddlers to shame lol

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Diluc hears a howl that is too... big to be a regular wolf.

It filled the air of Wolvendom like no howl before it, as he used the glowing lampgrass to help light the path deeper

He sneaks past a hilichurl camp or two, all fast asleep

He scans the woods, and figures he'll search the woods besides the path after he gets to that old stone carved pit-

Food?

Diluc sniffs the air, and squints deeper into the forest

The black branches shade the way ahead, but just barely... he can see the flicker of orange and blue light?

He summons his claymore, bracing it on his shoulder, and creeps into the treeline to better hide him

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You swear to god (dammit swear to.. you??) someone is watching you.

You look around the piles of fluffy doggos, happy and stuffed full they r slowly forming puppy piles

Andrius is finishing his meat platter, also sitting on all four legs on the ground

Razor is splayed on his back beside you, eyes closed, his feet sticking out the other side of the table, u chuckle at him

But not a single Lupical seems to be looking at you.

Gulping down your last few bites, you scan the treeline

U refuse to be that bitch in a horror movie where their gut says smth is off and they brush it off or barely look at their surroundings

Turning around to the treeline behind you, u see something... red fur?

U sit up some more, peering over the bushes at the bottom of the trees

You meet a pair of warm brown eyes, widened like they're just as shocked to see you

As u notice his familiar red high ponytail (but also not?? Its weird going from 2D to 3D and still recognizing bitches)

U peer down at his chest, as he carefully stands out of the foliage-

That familiar star shaped button that u can press for the character menu screen, the same thats on Razor, on Benny, on Fischl, on Lisa-

Hovers over Diluc's chest.

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Diluc is in the bush, observing the human(???) stranger (he really doesnt want to attract the attention of that.. giant spirit wolf thing)

The figure sitting at a ... table?? (He can barely process all these absurdities at once, hes only got so much brain space)

Has sensed his presence, and as he grips his claymore, ready to demand answers,

Razor startles, and jumps up, smelling the pyro user, he summons his weapon-

The figure locks eyes with him, and all he sees is gold.

Diluc drops his claymore.

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Have a cliffhanger bc idk 🤷‍♂️ Also srry it wasnt exactly Mondstadt finding u, and it somehow turned into a whole scenario?? Idk man

🤧 welp i hope that was decent Razor mom! Tysm for ur sweet feedback abt our beloved son 🙏💜🐺

Feel free to always talk again, thru comments, asks whatever!! :D

♡

Cheers,

💀♒️

(guys im so stupid i coud've been signing off with this simple emoji combo the whole time,, 😭i didnt actually think abt emojifying my name, just making it look pretty with some of my fav emojis... 😔)

If anyone reads this u should let me know which one is better lol

💀♒️

OR

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

OR like a combo???

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[ghcstvalleychief]

I fear this is going to be long so I'm sorry in advance. I've been made aware unfortunately of the latest drama of the authors on twitter because of their unsurprisingly new dumb novel and it made me think. If boc buy the rights they should be able to do what they want in the new season. So I don't understand. Sure they can say no but would they really say no to money. Because that's what they get out of it at the end and if they really love trash they can just write garbage novels on their own. I'm thinking about Bridgerton right now because one of my friend watched season 2 because it was her favorite book from the 8 books and she told me the only thing that was the same as the book was the name of the characters because their storyline was totally different they basically throw the whole story in the trash for their own adaptation ( in this case it was a mistake because the book was better ) but what I mean is they can do that for season 2. Seriously who would want to do another season of basically the same thing with porsche vegas running away together and working together while lying to kinn. There's no characters development, no development for the relationship it's boring. After the season we had and their last scene we should have kinn and porsche as a unity I know it's not always gonna be like that for 1 whole season because of their personal feelings for their families and the angst but at least we should see them try! Talking about angst, one thing that annoyed me is if you gonna make porsche be with vegas behind kinn's back you better give me the payoff. I want to hear what kinn feel about that, I want him being allowed to be disappointed because porsche don't give him the choice to choose what to do. And this what why they fail between ep 13/14 because this is kinn's story. Being hard to trust someone because his lover isn't honest and with their conversation at the grave scene and in the previous ep abt lies like previous anon mentioned, I expected to have something. How and Why porsche could have his disappointed and mad moment at kinn in ep 12 for something kinn did when porsche was a stranger to him but you gonna give nothing from kinn side now 🌚 anyway my point is they have a good fondation now for kinn and porsche they shouldn't ruin this because the authors doesn't know how to write something. And they change a lot of things this season from the novel already so I hope they buy all the rights now and say fuck to the novel completely. The way kinn and Porsche series are my babies loves and I couldn't care less abt kinn/porsche novel we talk a lot about how in the novel kinn is a asshole but I don't forget that novel porsche is homophobic. His reaction when he learned kinn is gay wasn't the same reaction my love porsche serie had. And as you already said the thing that was awful and annoying for the show was how the fandom talked more about the novel than the show ????? It was always and when kinn do that for weeks( the worst he did in the novel ) yet in the show NOTHING like please watch the show and talk about these characters and what they are doing not why the novel characters did. The authors really just wrote problematic shit after another. And now they want to act as if the success for the show is on them please. P'pond better have my back again if he really want a season 2 and give me characters development, a couple who love each other and try/fight for each other, give kinn a pov and a voice when shit go down and write things that make sense to the characters. Let them learn from their past mistakes and not doing it AGAIN unless we see they have no choices. And please let the show being about kinnporsche against the world as this should and not vegasporsche against the world. I already don't care about vegas but this doesn't help. We never saw kinn and porsche working together can you believe lmao wtf I think if season 2 happen it will be in 3 years from now so I hope that will give them time to do the right thing. 🤞

You actually raise a good point, but I think someone on Twitter mentioned that it's different in Thailand. Like, in regards to royalties, creative license, rights, how much power and influence the author truly has over a show/movie once another company/network takes over to bring it to our screens.

I included some pictures of what I'm talking about, and this user goes into better detail on this topic. I only included 2 snippets of the thread but you can go here if you want to read the rest of it.

Because of this, Daemi could have 'resigned' from BOC as of May 2022 (as a staff member claimed today) but their presence is still very much felt and heard because I doubt this show will ever fully be 'free' of them. Just as long as these authors are the creators and owners of this series (or rather the novel it's based on), I don't think BOC can actually do anything in this sense. I don't know if Pond could even do anything in this situation either, because I'm not fully aware of Thailand's laws surrounding this aside from what the Twitter user stated above.

We know Daemi allegedly has an issue with keeping their hands to themselves and refraining from making weird sexually inappropriate comments. We've also allegedly seen instances of them trying to ice Apo out for some reason, even though he is the lead character. It's strange, isn't it? Daemi decides they want to do a photoshoot to make book covers for the box set edition of the show, but they exclude Apo. How the fuck does that work? Considering the fact that Daemi enjoys certain characters over others and are extremely friendly with a certain cast member, then I already know what a S2 is going to look like. Click on that link to see who Daemi made sure was present and accounted for along with Mile. Follow your nose, friends! Follow the trail of breadcrumbs. If you know, you know. I'm just throwing some things out there to get you guys to think about the consequences of all of this. You could get a S2, but what do you think that's going to look like?

As always, implicit bias will always reign supreme. It will always affect everything you produce, because no one is objective. If you as an author hate an actor that plays one of your characters, then what do you think is going to happen to that character? Do you think that character will live happily ever after? This aspect of this argument isn't important at all in the grand scheme of things, but it is important to note how all of this can and will affect a possible season 2. I'm not trying to make it seem as if that's the most important thing we need to be focused on here because it's not. I'm just connecting the dots here so you can see how all of this is just a spider web of bullshit.

[secriden]

I'm the anon who shamelessly promoted JoongDunk before. More lore for you because I just had to after reading your latest post.

Joong is what happens when an avid fanboy becomes a celebrity. He is absolutely unhinged and very deep into fandom culture. My man has not only read fanfics about his own ship, he has also written fics and posted them on his main multiple times. His favorite genre seems to be vampire + mafia with happy endings and nc scenes. Seriously, Joong is more delusional than the entire fandom combined and we all love him for that.

Dunk is a wild card, you never know what you will get from him. He is definitely unhinged as well, he just hides it well. Since Joong is the king of delulu, fans are usually unperturbed by his antics because that is what we expect of him. It's when Dunk decides to go crazy that the fandom collectively loses their mind.

If you want daily doses of unhinged entertainment, I would definitely recommend you follow both on social media. They post regularly, be it about work or their daily life. It's always a great time and the visuals are great too.

excuse me very much what do you MEAN joong writes fanfic about his own ship and posts it ON MAIN!?!? WHAT?? you can't... you can't just drop this on me i'm shaking-- hE WRITES VAMPIRE+MAFIA AU *SCREAMS* i mean at least its happy ending. T u T

(whispers) is it any good?? XD

that's insane tho... that's... i don't know what to do with this information. Its now just sitting, untethered to reality inside my brain. where would i even file this?? WTF?? this is making me jump through some weird mental exercises to wonder if a celebrity writes and posts fic about themselves as themselves in an au, does it make it RPF or Self-Insert??? Alternate Universe fic?? some weird amalgamation the above? o3o

but i gotta respect it too: i feel like when someone who was active in fandom becomes famous (usually authors who get published) they try to erase their fandom history/roots (partly because its part of what they monetise, I guess?), but this almost.... feral embracing of it?? LOVE. IT. <3

*cackles* yeah i can see how dunk would be the one to watch out for. it seems much more rare although i did see an extended cut of both of them insisting that its normal to call your friends "babyyyyy" (complete with whiny tone) and even when joong eventually caved and got embarrassed, dunk was still insisting that it was perfectly normal. like. sir. no. you're not fooling anyone, but also you're clearly doing this on purpose. xD

wait whats the most unhinged thing dunk's done??

hahah i don't have any socials because i refuse to give my data for free to our unwanted tech overlords, so currently tumblr is all i have. does the stuff from twitter not reach here? the fortpeat fandom has thus far been great about migrating stuff there so i haven't felt the need. >w<

[fandomlit]

opposites attract (corpse husband x reader)

requested by anon “I saw that you were writing for youtubers and among us so could you write something where the reader is teamed up with Sean or corpse and they are really good as imposters together and everyone is like wtf? But later the others find out that they are dating somehow 👉👈 💗💗Love your writing btw💗💗”

summary you and corpse are teamed up as imposters in a game of among us, and end up working better together an any one could have predicted.

gif cred belongs to @rekas-ava​

“do do do...”

you hummed to yourself as you went about the game. “what’s that one spongebob song? like.. stepping on the beat? stomping on the beat?” you sighed to yourself as the lights went down. “i don’t remember.. i was never that into spongebob.” you swiftly killed pj as you talked, then vented to lower engine, where you popped out and went to electrical. “steppin’ on the beat, do do do do... i don’t know the next line.” someone reported pj’s body as you contemplated. “is there a next line?” you shrugged and unmuted yourself.

“alright, pj’s body was in medbay,” toast spoke. 

“i know n/n, felix, and lizzie were in lights with me,” corpse defended. you smiled to yourself. he was a good fellow imposter. “so where was everyone else?”

you gave your stream and innocent smile as everyone began to explain their alibis.

“okay, speed run, vote sean,” felix said, voting as you all laughed at the accusation.

“what?!”

“you seriously were in cams didn’t see two people go in medbay and no one come out? or only one?” felix accused.

“yeah, that’s a good point..,” lily said. “at the least, he could be covering for his fellow imposter.”

you all locked in your votes as sean scrambled to defend himself.

“wait, sean, before you vote, i have a question for everyone,” you said quickly.

“sure,” sean sighed.

“do you guys know how that one spongebob song goes? wait--don’t laugh--it’s a genuine question!” you exclaimed. “the one that’s like, steppin’ on the beat do do do do.. like, is there a next line to it? are those even the lyrics?”

“oh my god,” sean snickered as he skipped voting.

everyone muted their laughter as you continued to speak, “and i can’t even ask my stream, ‘cause-”

“n/n,” felix cut.

“yeah?”

“n/n, i love you.”

you gasped with a grin. “aw, felix, i love you, t-!”

“shut up.”

then he muted. you gave your camera deep frown as you muted yourself. “rude.”

...

“n/n’s so pure,” corpse chuckled. “i don’t know how she does it.” he followed your character to medbay, where he watched you kill lizzie and vent off. he vented away as well. “she was probably singing that song as she did that..”

corpse popped out in security and killed felix, who was watching cams. he then vented into electrical and pretended to be downloading as rae came in. you killed off sykkuno in that moment, and the game ended.

“what?!”

“y/n! how could you!”

“that was solid,” corpse laughed. “we make a good team.”

“we do!” you giggled with a small blush. “still don’t know that song, though..”

“i looked it up, actually,” sean spoke.

“aw!” you grinned.

“it’s actually ‘stepping on the beach’.”

“what?!” you exclaimed as your friends laughed. “the beach? i guess that makes sense, it is spongebob.”

“how did that even get stuck in your head?” corpse chuckled.

“i don’t know,” you shrugged with a laugh. “it just happened.”

“were you killing people as you sang it?”

“oh, for sure,” you nodded and your friends laughed again. “like, i shot pj while i was contemplating if it was ‘stepping’ or ‘stomping’.”

“you’re adorable,” corpse wheezed.

“you’re adorabler.. that’s not a word,” you sighed, shaking your head.

“i’ll let it slide,” corpse chuckled. “you’re that adorable.”

“aww,” you gushed.

“hey!” felix exclaimed. “no shameless flirting on my discord server!”

as everyone laughed, corpse spoke, “wow, i didn’t know it was wrong to flirt with your significant other these days, geez..” everyone went silent. that was, until the sound of your head hitting your desk rang through the desolate chat. they all burst into laughter and questions.

“corpse, you can’t be serious!” sean accused. “y/n was singing a spongebob song a few minutes ago and you literally have a song about wanting to be choked!”

corpse only laughed in response. as you finally lifted your head from your desk, you spoke under your breath, “who ever said i didn’t wanna be choked..?”

but someone heard it.

“wait, y/n, what did you just say?” pj demanded immediately.

despite your face turning a glaring red, you spoke, “what? i didn’t say anything.”

“you just said-”

you cut off your friend by speaking closely into your mic, “pj, shut your goddamn mouth before i choke you.”

your friends burst into cheers and hysterics.

“oh my god,” corpse was practically crying. “i have such an amazing girlfriend..”

[borathae]

OK this is ☔️ anon again, i have submitted my plot thoughts on MV now i unleash my feral mind

FIRSR i have had jimin brain rot since face so i still find this lil toxic morally gray character terribly sexy and i am craving smut of his character

realistically, he’s burnt his bridges with everything character besides tae so that’s the only smut that could happen with him still WHICH I WILL STILL TAKE we r in a vmin drought sibi we deserve it 😁

HOWEVER i am a simple man that has been watching jikook stage moments and so i am thirsty for this idea h e a r m e o u t:

the gang is all real mad at jimin and tae obviously so when yoongi wants to punish them for their actions loyal jungkookie goes “i’ll help!” and yoongi wants to punish tae more because of the betrayal he helped with (im a whore for angst so id love a whole chapter of that too) SO jungkook takes on jimin and he’s very mad at jimin but jimin is very sexy so a little tension builds up like with tae and jungkook in the dungeon. OC wants to make sure jungkook is okay during this or some other reason she just winds up in the room right, but jimin mind controls OC to be horny turning on kook cause he gets horny for OC and sexy evil people (me too buddy) and they’re about to fuck in front of jimin whos realizing that they’re still new at this so he convinces him to unchain him so jk won’t unleash control on OC who’s like cockdrunk and out of it. so jungoo unties him but is like i’ll do you one better and goes hard dom on jimin for his punishment!!! like finally rough dominant MV!kook!!!! anyways OC is horny asf so jimin is like i’ll take care of her let me eat her out so you don’t hurt her, kinda manipulating him and taking control of the situation more so she sits on his face and is facing kook who’s railing jimin and really dommy so he’s like pulling her hair and grabbing her and being rough but still careful cause he’s so motivated by his hate for jimin to not hurt her but is kinda dumb for letting this threesome happen (it’s okay 🫶we can’t be good at everything baby) so they all cum and jungkook is so proud of himself and is running on an adrenaline high so he goes to fuck OC next, but jimin is exhausted after cumming that hard so he passed out which makes OC pass out being released from his control and jk is like o h n o wtf did i just do and it ends in yoonkook angst when yoongi gets involved because i’m a masochist 🤪

IK THIS IS LONG AS HELL

I DINT MEAN TO MAKE FANFICCEPTION OR WRITE OVER UR WORK SIBI IM JUST HORNY IM SORRY

PLEASE NEVER APOLOGISE FOR SENDING IN MINI FANFICS FOR MY STORIES I AM EATING THAT SHIT UP LIKE A GOOD JUICY ASS ON A SUNNY SATURDAY MORNING MGFM 😩😩

FIRSR i have had jimin brain rot since face so i still find this lil toxic morally gray character terribly sexy and i am craving smut of his character

HONEY SAME nfandfn idk why I can't hate him, but I really can't afjdajsf he is so fandsfna

ALSO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO ADD TO THE JIKOOK THREESOME OTHER THAN "BRUH (BASSBOOSTED)" THIS SHIT JUST SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE AND NOW I NEED THESE TWO TO RAIL THE OC INTO OBLIVION FAJDSJFAJDSFJA SFUCKADFKADSK

[alexas-writing-blog]

Strixxie (Striker x Moxxie)-Fanfic Recommendation List ~08/10/2021

I got an anon a while back asking about this. (which I cannot find wtf? where did the ask go?-anyways..) I have some free time and I’m bored but also too tired to think properly and write anything but I’m very into a Strixxie mood so to speak. So I’ve been re-reading my fave Strixxie fanfics instead and thought I might as well finally make this list to share.

NOTE: please mind each author’s personal tags and warnings. “Dead dove don’t eat” rule applies as it always should.

(I put (...) whenever I shortened a summary purely aesthetic purposes of this post so make sure you check the full summaries on the links too!)

Some of these authors have written other great Strixxie fics as well but I’m keeping it one fic per person to keep things varied.

So in no particular order:

Listen to the radio play all Night  by Kittygoesboom

Rated: Explicit

Status: Work in Progress

Author’s summary: (...) Moxxie and Striker are childhood friends, who becomes enemies then… Well, it’s complicated. (...)

Why it’s awesome: This fic is severely underrated and deserves more love! The writing is amazing and the chemistry so freaking good! It delivers both wholesomeness and chills beautifully!

Never Stood a Chance   by   The_Pied_Piper  

Rated: Mature

Status: Complete

Author’s summary: Striker had always known he was a cut above the rest here in Wrath. (...)  he could admit to appreciating the way those smaller, weaker creatures tripped over themselves to gain his approval. It’d been a while since he’d found a demon to play with, and the littlest I.M.P. employee certainly showed promise. And oh, that indignation as he was belittled by the in-laws, the blustering attempts to be ‘manly’ as he puffed out his chest, “I have some fight in me.” Striker had many escapades, but he’d be a liar if he didn’t admit to liking the defiant sort. And boy, was Moxxie a fine piece of prey.

Why it’s awesome: I’ve said it in a review there too, this fic is what heavily inspired my own “Sadistic Tendencies” one. I simply adore Striker’s characterization here. It’s basically the events on the barn slightly altered with him creeping on Moxxie and generally giving off predatory vibes. Good shit!

Gunshots and Guitars by Panic_Room_Prisoner       

Rated: Mature

Status: Work in Progress

Author’s summary: A collections of one-shots and short AUs featuring our lovable, thespian weapon expert! These one-shots range from fluff to smut (though mostly smut). I'll add more tags with each one shot/chapter I post

Why it’s awesome: It’s so freaking well written! Omg! The Strixxie chapters especially “Unwanted Calls” and “ the sequel “What the Fuck” are some of my absolutely favorite content on Ao3 for this ship. Smut is hot as sin but it’s also full of character and clever storytelling. Also the humorous bits are indeed funny and entertaining af!

Night on the Town by   4Anjie_Kun8  

Rated: Explicit

Status: Work in Progress (but it works fine as a one-shot too)

Author’s summary: Moxxie needs to loosen up a bit, and what better way to do that than a trip to one of the most expensive burlesque in all of the Pride ring? Meanwhile Striker has his eye on his little dude, especially while he's look'n like a real nice little lady.

Why it’s awesome: The atmosphere in this is written in such a fantastic way that it pulls you in and makes you feel like you’re really in the damn bar. Very well structured, everyone is in character and the tension, and flirting and end result of it all is great and steamy. Also cross-dressing Moxxie is canonically hot so that’s that.

Chapped by JustAnotherDiamond                 

Rated: Teen And Up Audiences

Status: Complete

Author’s summary: Whoever coined the expression “when hell freezes over” really underestimated how often that happens. Because it does. And when you’re a cold-blooded snake-like imp, well, you often rely on external heat sources to survive.

Why it’s awesome: You don’t often find fics with this pair that are just plain sweet and romantic, which is understandable given the character’s nature, but this one nails just that. Cute, funny, with great banter and chemistry between the two! Fluff lovers this one is for you!

A Friend? by Shipper_In_Awe

Rated: Mature

Status: Work in Progress

Author’s summary: Moxxie finds his childhood friend after so many years apart. How will his friend react? What will Millie and Blitzo have to say? (...)

Why it’s awesome: The childhood friends trope seems to work well for these two and the chapters on their past as kids in this version are really sweet and they set the stage quite well for the reunion in the later ones. I so love Striker’s characterization, with his crush never realized and his tendencies of possessiveness and resulting foul play to get whatever he wants intact from canon, his competetion with Millie is very entertaining to read!

Just This Once by Petitprincess

Rated: Mature

Status: Work in Progress

Author’s summary: Moxxie ends up finding Striker out in an alley with a gaping wound in his side and decides to take care of him. How does the conniving snake take to this treatment? And just how far will he take it when he gets addicted?

Why it’s awesome: Well you might already know Petit by their blog here, the writing is freaking good and the story intriguing! Great humor and the whole enemies to lovers trope is captured beautifully. As I mentioned in a reblog to a gorgeous piece of fanart of the fic here, “the mere concept of a badass overconfident jerk and overall smooth asshole in canon getting turned to a blushy mushy mess cause he's taken care of for the first time in his life is freaking adorable!!” and I’m here for it and so is Striker even if he pretends otherwise hehe.

Let's Not Complicate Shit by  kedens 

Rated: Mature

Status: Complete

Author’s summary: Moxxie's heat cycle arrives while visiting his in-laws and Striker takes notice. Or Moxxie's an idiot and Striker swoops in for the win.

Why it’s awesome: Kedens writing is nothing sort of inspiring! I really love it! This is basically smut with feelings and feral imps tangled in a superb horny mess.

You’re My Consolation, Moxxie by Cranberryfriend

Rated: Mature

Status: Work in Progress

Author’s summary: (...) In an attempt to grab the rifle, Striker grabs Moxxie and escapes, having no time to yank it from the imp’s hands himself. He’d kill and steal from a safe spot. But when Moxxie drops it during Striker’s great escape...Striker demands a consolation prize. And Moxxie is the perfect size.

Why it’s awesome: I always feel like I’m dealing with a hurricane when it comes to this authors writing! This one is a kidnapping fic with a possessive and slightly unstable Striker and a deliciously dark plethora of mind-games and tension.

Moon Festival (Rewritten) by TheGothFanficWriter

Rated: Mature

Status: Complete

Author’s summary: Moxxie was happy to go to the festival with his wife, but he didn't expect his ex-boyfriend would be her parent's new farm hand. (...)

Why it’s awesome: Among all the rewrites I’ve seen of episode 5 this one is definitely the more creative one. Everyone is very much in character and their roles change up in interesting ways. Also a very good character study for Millie and more Sallie May involvement!

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Aaand that’s that! Hope you enjoy yourselves.

And if you do, please leave these fics a review! The people who wrote them deserve to feel that kind of joy ya know! :3

[stxleslyds]

Hi! I hope you’re doing well!

I may have a too specific question but is it true that when Jason got healed from the Lazarus Pit he gained some superhuman abilities like healing faster, be stronger, etc? I don’t know if it’s canon/fanon at all. Did anybody else get powers from the Lazarus Pit like Ra’s or Talia because idk about them either? And apparently in a Future State comic (I forgot which one), Tim died and came back to life via Lazarus Pit and is potentially immortal because of it? I know that Future State isn’t going to be canon but I’m wondering why they would change the mechanics of the Lazarus Resin/Water (for a non-canon story) if it’s never gave powers before? Or is there proof of the Lazarus Resin/Water actually giving abilities? I was already confused a bit when I saw some people say that Jason essentially “upgraded” but could never find a clear answer. And if it didn’t for Jason, why Tim lmao? Ahh I’m sorry if this is too hard to answer but thanks!

Hi Anon! I am doing better this week! I feel more comfortable with my writing now so I am answering as many asks as I can and I might even read some comics this week too (I haven’t read comics in a normal way for like two months wtf).

Anyway, enough about me, let me give you an answer to your question.

“Is it true that when Jason got healed from the Lazarus Pit, he gained some superhuman abilities like healing faster, be stronger, etc?”

No. Jason hasn’t gained any sort of “superhuman abilities” after he was healed in the Lazarus Pit. I have talked about this a little bit in one of my first asks, I will link it here! but I also will put the part in which I wrote about this subject in particular below.

"Also, while many places say that the Lazarus Pit has granted Jason regeneration and the ability to not age, I can safely say that those things aren’t true. As far as I know, the Lazarus Pit can only heal injuries, physical and mental (to a certain extent for the last one).

I assume that the concept of Jason “not being able to age” comes from the fact that Ra’s Al Ghul has the ‘longevity ability’ because “through the use of the Lazarus Pit, Ra’s has acquired a greatly extended lifespan, allowing him to live a near-immortal life for centuries”, the thing with this is that Ra’s uses the Lazarus Pit fairly often, Jason only used it once.

So, just to be clear, Jason can age just like any other human character, and the regeneration ability is also untrue because Jason spent a long time recovering from his injuries after the “Death of the Family” event and RHatO vol.2 #25.

Also, there has been no proof of Jason actually having magical abilities (after being submerged in the Lazarus Pit). The All-Blades are summoned through his soul but he doesn’t do magic with them and the summoning was mastered after non-magical training. And the “Magic Negation” move is an arcane martial art move.”

Furthermore, I also talked a bit more about what the Pit can and can’t do in another post, linked here! there I talked about the effect known in fandom as “Lazarus Pit Madness” that is actually named in canon “Lazarus Pit Rage”.

“I have some sort of complicated news, the Lazarus Pit and what it is able to actually do has been modified plenty, by both DC and fanon. For example, the pit cannot bring people back from the dead (there is an exception but that pit can only bring one person back to life, but that one has nothing to do with Jason), what the pit does is regenerate and heal all wounds, physical and mental. The Lazarus Pit doesn’t make anyone immortal just because they took a dip in them, Ra’s kind of immortal because he bathes in Lazarus Pit water frequently and that keeps him “young”.

Now another side effect that has been heavily distorted by fandom is the “Lazarus Pit Madness” which I believe is what you are referring to when you said “supernatural psychosis”. The real name of the side effect is called “Lazarus Pit Rage” and its temporary and is suffered immediately after getting out of the Pit, it doesn’t last long, it is like hyper reaction to a stamina shot and is often depicted in comics by having however comes out of the pit screaming and making angry faces.”

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Having mentioned all that, this question is still hard to answer. So let me break it apart a little bit more.

Does the Lazarus Pit bring people back from the dead?

Apparently, DC has decided that the Pit can bring back people from the dead, and I mean DEAD, you were a corpse and now, congratulations, you are alive. This hasn’t been always the case though. I has been modified after Jason’s resurrection pre-New 52 as far as I am aware.

Now, if you ask me, while it is “canon” DC always finds ways for dead people to not come back from the dead via Lazarus Pit, why you ask? Because making the Pit something that can bring actually dead people back to life was an incredibly dumb idea. How much power is being given to Ra’s and any of his associates, that knows that if they die, they can come back for a price, is absolutely insane. DC gave normal human beings the ability to never die for real and now they are trying to matrix their way out of every death being meaningless.

But there are other factors at play that DC, of course, has also been changing (within main continuity and elseworlds) what effects the Lazarus Pit has on those who use its power. For some reason, now, you might be insane or gain super strength for an undetermined amount of time. Those particular effects I don’t know where they come from, because if DC is trying to tell me that Ra’s is insane because of the Pit, they can keep it. Ra’s is an excellent villain because he is evil and is motivated by his greed. Insanity might have been already within him as far as we knew from the start.

The big problem with the Pit and what it can or can’t do is that its never clear and DC and fandom keep modifying it. In some worlds the Pit can “choose” whether or not the person can be resurrected. In one of those weird elseworld comics that Tom Taylor wrote, Damian put Alfred in a Lazarus Pit and Alfred didn’t really come back to life, he was more like undead, a crazy zombie if you will. Another example of that is Dick Grayson in the animated DC Universe, in the Apokolips movie Damian puts Dick in a Lazarus Pit after he was brutally murdered and he managed to be resurrected but is kind of insane beyond salvation.

Fandom has always had this sort of headcanon that they have internalized that says that when Jason (after being resurrected via Lazarus Pit) gets this “Lazarus Pit Madness” thing when he gets mad and his eyes might turn a glowy green. None of that is canon, “Lazarus Pit Madness” doesn’t really exist as it is explained in fanon and cannot be activated when Jason (or anyone else) when they get mad long after they are resurrected, the eyes things is also not true although it is a very cool concept.

Was Jason Todd brought back from the dead via Lazarus Pit?

No. Jason was brought back from the dead in the pre-New 52 timeline when Superboy Prime punched reality and erased the death of people who shouldn’t have died, Jason being one of those people. That’s why Jason was shown waking up buried in his coffin in Batman (1940) Annual #25. After he got out of his grave he fell into a coma, then he recuperated from that (by himself) and lived in the streets for a while. After all that Talia found him and took him to the League of Assassins, there he trained in that state for a little more than a year, and after all that time that kinda sums up to two years and a half, Talia threw Jason into the Lazarus Pit so his mind and body could be healed fully, allowing him to live with his body and mind working once again.

From the New 52 onwards (a.k.a the Lobdellverse) Lobdell never really explained HOW Jason truly came back to life, there were mentions of Jason actually being brought back from the dead via Lazarus Pit but it was never truly confirmed as far as I know. In fact, in RHatO (2011) #0, Jason was shown in his coffin submerged in green water, but as that was shown Jason was thinking the following “I can’t remember what happened between my death and afterwards, just that it started over in something called, appropriately, a Lazarus Pit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it”, so, Jason didn’t really know if that’s what had actually happened but he decided that he didn’t care enough to find out if it had actually been that way or not.

In RHatO (2011) #2 the only information that we are given about how Jason came back from the dead comes from what Jason was thinking about what had happened before he became Red Hood, “Before I was beaten to death by a psycho named the joker and resurrected for reasons I still don’t understand”, so Lobdell once again fails to tell us how Jason was resurrected, his resurrection at this point in time could still have been thanks to Superboy Prime and not Talia using the Pit to bring someone back from the dead (which at that point I don’t think was possible), but we don’t really know what actually happened. RHatO (2011) #6 is one of the issues that focuses a bit more in Jason’s past before meeting Kory and Roy but it doesn’t mention how Jason was brought back to life at all.

It is in RHatO (2011) #25-26 written by James Tynion IV, that we see something that kinda helps us know something but not Jason’s resurrection. Issue 25 was the issue that was part of the Zero Year storyline and it showed us a Jason that was found and “trained” by Talia before he became Robin, what is important from that issue is that at the very end Talia tells Ra’s that she will keep an eye on that Jason Todd boy, and let me make it clear, Jason didn’t know Bruce, and Talia didn’t know that Jason would end up being taken in by Bruce, this is all new information that the New 52 came up with.

It is in issue 26 when we are shown Jason actually being in a Lazarus Pit but here is the catch (nothing is easy in the New 52 timeline, there is always more bullshit behind the bullshit), now pay attention or you might end up as confused as I did after re-reading this mess.

In issue 2, which I previously mentioned we see Jason talking about events that occurred in a period of one and a half years, and those events happened in the time between him starting his training with Ducra and him being the Red Hood for the first time, which would be Lobdell’s wonky version of Under the Red Hood that we see in that same issue.

In issue 26 we are shown Talia having led Jason to a Lazarus Pit a year ago from the moment in which Jason and Ra’s were going to fight.

Because we don’t know how much time passed between Lobdell’s Under the Red Hood and Jason finding Kory and then Roy, or how much time passed between Lobdell’s UtRH and Jason fighting Ra’s in the present in issue 26, we cannot know for certain when Jason was dipped in the Lazarus Pit, or if that was or not the first time it happened.

The timeline makes zero sense. Let’s say that a year passed between a few months before UtRH and Jason and Ra’s fighting in issue 26, that would mean that Jason wasn’t in contact with a Lazarus Pit when he was resurrected or maybe (worse) Jason was dipped in a Lazarus Pit a second time by Tynion.

My point here is that even though we are shown Jason in a Lazarus Pit, the timeline doesn’t support the idea of Jason having being brought back to life via Lazarus Pit. Tynion did nothing to help us understand Lobdell’s weird origin to Jason, and Lobdell never tried to make Tynion’s work in RHatO make sense along his own writing when he started writing RHatO once more.

Did Jason get any special abilities after he used the Lazarus pit?

No. He didn’t get any ability in the pre-New 52 timeline because that concept was never brought up, Jason healed from his injuries like any other well-trained person in the comic world and his strength was never shown as being enhanced. Furthermore, the anger that Jason displayed in Red Hood: The Lost Days was due to him remembering his death, the Joker being alive, and Batman having another Robin by his side, all of that happened a year approximately after Jason fled the League, so there was no influence of the Lazarus Pit Rage either.

In the New 52 onwards timeline there is no proof of Jason getting any sort of abilities, like healing, immortality or magic. No proof whatsoever. If Jason gets hurt, he will heal as fast as anybody else, we were shown that in both New 52 and Rebirth.

The Pit has never been actually capable of granting immortality, Ra’s might seem immortal because he uses the Pit frequently to regenerate and rejuvenate himself, he has been doing it for hundreds of years. If you shoot him fatally, he would drop dead, it wouldn’t bounce right off or anything of the sort.

If Jason gets hurt, he will suffer and if he gets killed, he would just die.

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The Tim thing is new to me because I don’t read Tim related content but I was able to find the information to give you an answer!

The Lazarus Resin is a drug that the League of Assassins developed in the Future State timeline (that might or might not happen, we still don’t know yet). And it made its appearance in the book Future State: Robin Eternal starring Tim Drake as Robin.

As you can see, this Lazarus Resin isn’t just Lazarus Pit water, it is a drug, and Tim fell in it but also ingested it. It also clearly says that the drug was never tested in humans. Tim was the first and the “healing” it gave him came from the Lazarus Pit Water but the strength that he says he got? That clearly came from the drug aspect of the Lazarus Resin. Tim is clearly under the effects of a drug and I am willing to bet that Tim felt “stronger” but he actually wasn’t. To me, Tim just feels that way, he feels more confident and stronger, like he can do things that he couldn’t do before, so that sounds to me like the drug kicking in. Also, towards the end of the issue we can see Tim feeling how the effect of the drug starts to dissipate and his speech starts to blur.

Tim even says a couple of times “is this how Jason feels?”, that to me is the drug talking, Jason has NEVER been shown as having more strength or healing powers, if that’s what you have been hearing from fandom then don’t believe it, it might be a headcanon.

Those drugs were used on Cybers, they were not organic at all, and it was never explicitly shown that Tim was immortal, the Lazarus Pit water in the huge amount of Lazarus Resin that Tim fell in healed him completely when he was recently dead. And Tim kinda is an unreliable narrator (because he was drugged), so him telling us that he “was stronger” isn’t the kind of information that we can completely trust.

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Jason isn’t upgraded in any way regarding the Lazarus Pit, the only “upgrade” that I have ever seen with him was in New 52 when Tynion wrote him as being capable of doing an arcane martial art move that not even Talia could do, before he became Robin. The other thing that seemed way too much for Jason was when Tynion (once again) wrote Jason as being able to wield the All-Blades and host the Untitled at the same time, which means that those two things were draining him of his soul and/or life-force and he was also able to fight Ra’s (but Ra’s was weak af so it doesn’t really matter).

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Jason, Tim, Dick and Damian can all dance around meta or especial abilities all they want but what makes them especial and different in the DC universe is that they do not have those especial abilities and they still manage to be at the same level than other superpowered heroes/vigilantes.

The way I see it, giving any of them too much power is actually a downgrade to their characters, but that might be just me.

Anon, it was a pleasure answering this question! I loved looking for information and polishing information that I had previously given, so thank you very much for sending this ask and I hope you are doing well too!