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eternalera · 8 months

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Some problems i had with the finale in hazbin hotel

now before i start i just wanna say that i absolutely love and adore this show with all of my heart but with that being said i can still recognize its flaws and god does it have some

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lets get one of the most obvious things out of the way first. charlie did literally nothing. she hit adam once or twice and he beat the shti out of her which was just a dumb excuse to have lucifer show up nad beat the shit out of him.

but more on that later. charlie is the main character and she only gets the motivation to go full 'god mode' when sir pentious dies? even then she didnt do anything. dazzle ends up dying but oh well its fine (or razzle i cant remember). she stabs adam once and even then he beats her up more than anything. hes powerful yes but charlie couldve put up more of a fight

she even has a song in episode 7 about taking charge but honestly... she doesnt really do that. actually sir pentious had a better arc than her and we hardly see him throughout the entire show

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sir pentious' death was fine we see him gearing up and it was kinda leading onto the big scene where he would take on adam but...

bro got obliterated in less than like a second and then adam made a joke off of it. tbh at this moment i started laughing so hard because goddamn was it hilarious but then you have charlie and the hotel mourning it like not even five seconds after- like half a second after the joke.

the tonal whiplash of that scene was just... ugh-

like i didnt care about it being serious because guess what? im already laughing at the joke like everything that i cared for about him just thrown into the gutter because guess what? haha funny :)

but for that to be what makes charlie go into her full form still makes me mad- ugh

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adams death was fine. he was killed by nifty so like- okay i guess. honestly i didnt really care for it. it was funny but then ONCE AGAIN you have lute cry over him and actually i cared more for that than nifty-

but its just like- nifty?

dont get me wrong its funny asf but... nifty? they treated both of what was meant to be serious deaths in this show as a goddamn joke and expect me to not call them out on it? like okay nifty shes a funny character but her killing adam just made me go though 3 different stages in the span of like- five seconds

bro just got stabbed wait what-

omg its nifty thats kinda funny

actually i dont really care for nifty so wtf-

like huh?

the death just kinda felt like... nothing to me. like i get thats its funny misogynistic asshole gets stabbed by crazy straight small bug woman. but i didnt really care for it. nfitys fine but i dont care about her enough for me to laugh out loud at this moment

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lucifer's entrance was horrible. bro can open portals, he knew what they were doing, he knew what was coming yet he comes in like- halfway through the fight only when charlie's getting hurt

all im sayin is that if he was in it at the start the final episode wouldve been like half the amount of time it actually was...

oh yeah and pentious would be alive, but no they needed him to die to show that the hotel works so why not just hold him off.

im sorry but lucifer stole all of charlies glamour in this scene like charlie was getting choked after hitting adam once and then boom. daddy to the rescue ig

like are you kidding me? at least make it fucking vaggie or smth. not lucifer and why was he late? we've pretty much established that man doesnt do shit so like-

its fucking pointless it a quick and pretty damn cheesy ending. if he wasnt there at the start we dont need him at the end. or at least have him arrive earlier not at a convenient ass time

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going back to the fact that NOT A SINGLE DEATH WAS TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

i know that sir pentious was coming back so its fine to make it a joke but like adam? bro thats your main villain right there. a show is only as good as its villain and honestly his death just wasnt satisfying (as i mentioned before)

like seriously wtf?

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this all being said though i really enjoyed this show with my whole heart and i do love it and some of the things that it did. the fact that this show even got out is a goddamn miracle <3

#hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #pentious hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #nifty hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel criticism

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sombersafari · 1 year

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Yakko being 100% hyper like WHAAA-?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Wakko: i think you should all stop being lazy.

Yakko: oh no. is it finally time to get up? i’m not ready yet! i just got my beauty sleep! i have a beautiful face and a wonderful body to show everyone! I can't wait to take my public bath tomorrow! i'm gonna look like an angel! and then i'll be free!

Wakko: you already look like an angel. and you smell of soap too. you don't need to bathe at all anymore. but i also know how much effort goes into your everyday activities. you're still so young, you shouldn't waste your efforts on trivial things like bathing every day.

Dot: you know what's ridiculous, Wakko? how does someone always manage to find a reason to start their day with "I'm going to wash my feet in the sink and then I'll have breakfast"?? like, who is this zany Warner sibling??! they are clearly just trying to waste their money on unnecessary stuff when there are literally tons of healthy alternatives!

Wakko: i agree.

Dot: we both know that isn't true.

Wakko: yeah...

Yakko: well it doesn't matter anyway. i don't care about anyone else's opinions. even mine! now that i've taken the plunge into the water... everything's perfect! i feel refreshed.

Wakko: i think the water might be doing something. like a weird chemical reaction or something. i hope i was right...

Dot: you were never wrong.

Yakko: *gasp* what? you thought i was a liar?!

Wakko: no, i mean - yes, you can lie. i meant it was because i knew what i was talking about, but - i guess... i didn't expect you to actually lie. haha. i thought you had some good intentions

Yakko: lol okay, i'm lying. it's nice when people say i've got good intentions, though. it makes me blush. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧

Dot: what?! you blush easily???

Yakko: no, it means when people compliment my cheeks :))

Wakko: haha, so do those pink butterflies on your cheeks mean anything to anyone here? they don't seem very common, do they?

Yakko: yes! they do!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ✧

Wakko: oh, really? you're sure?

Yakko: yeah!!! they're my signature features! (ﾟヮﾟ)

Dot: *sigh* i must love the feathers. or whatever it is that birds eat to keep them pretty

Yakko: i bet you're the only ones who noticed! (☞∀☝)

Wakko: ouch... (ﾟヮﾟ)

Dot: *gasp* what's wrong?

Wakko: sorry to burst your bubble, but i'm not the one wearing wings around his heart. (☞Д☆)♥♪

Yakko: *gasp* wtf?? did you just compare me to that guy from a horror movie? he looked way more terrifying than i am, and I'm taller than him by like, 6cm (｡•́︿•̀｡) ♥

Wakko: yes. the comparison works for me too. (*≧▽≦) ﾉ*

Dot: why are you two so damn creepy?? i hate it!!!!!!!!!

Yakko: hey, calm down! you can't change our dynamic, i think it's cute! plus, i think Wakko is kinda cute... uhhhhhh...

Dot: okay, wow. i will leave you guys to your gross teasing. ive had enough of it for today.

#animaniacs 1993 #animaniacs 2020 #animaniacs #yakko wakko and dot #animaniacs reboot #artists on tumblr #chaotic thoughts #dot warner #dreamily #fanfic #wakko warner #yakko warner #animaniacs dot #animaniacs wakko #animaniacs yakko #animaniacs fanart

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evilkaeya · 1 year

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I'm getting to actually believe that this was somewhat an anime original ending idk

Like sigma is asagiri's fav character right? There is no way he would end his arc that easily, like tf happened to him joining the ada?? and and dazai promised sigma to get him out, there is no way that he would just ignore him it just seems kinda ooc for him idk, I mean sigma reminded him of atsushi right? and also in 106.5 it was obvious that dazai cared about him, it just seems really odd for him to just..leave him. Tf happened to him wanting to save sigma so bad..wtf

And there is more...there is no way that sigma got ahold of fyodor's secret and just...died?? I mean weren't fyodor's secret that important that dazai wanted sigma to read his memories so badly and asagiri dedicated 2 chapters to it??? They were that important that before he passed out he said he should tell the ada about it only for it to just get thrown away and become useless effort??? WASTED POTENTIAL FOR REAL

ALSO FYODOR'S DEATH WTF?? Wasn't he the second most important villain in the series and a parrarel to dazai??? And we didn't even find out wtf was his ability and his backstory?? He fucking died that easily? Imagine all the things he could do...his rivalry with dazai was one of my favs tbh....WASTED POTENTIAL 2.0

Also Also do you remember bsd volume 24 cover? Where all of the ada were in the cover? They did almost nothing in this episode...it just doesn't make sense...I mean why the main characters of the series shouldn't be involved in the finale of a arc as important and long as DOA arc

This must be an anime ending idk asagiri won't just ignore his important characters right? Bones would but I don't think asagiri would...Asagiri pls fix this I beg you

Anyway don't get me wrong this episode was quite entertaining with skk typical plans, it was pure gold, I laughed out loud when I saw dazai's cockroach ass entering dramatically as if nothing happened lmao and ofc CHUUYA and sskk and AKUTAGAWA and old man yaoi and Bram and aya and...Nikolai...holding fyodor's severed hand *sobs*

But it just didn't feel like the suitable finale of the DOA arc..idk it seemed really off...I will be disappointed if it is the real events of the original manga, DOA arc was highly entertaining to me and if this was the ending of it....AAAAHHH

Man i miss old bsd ending arcs ( *coughs* guild arc *coughs* )...Haha sorry for ranting too much in your ask box I'm just purely mad

I get you. A lot weren’t answered in the last episode and I'm hoping we'll get them in the next chapters. As much as I wish it was an anime only ending, I don't think that's plausible. But this is asgr so who knows, maybe he's cooking something.

My guess is that this is the end of DOA arc but not for the members. I'm 100% sure Fyodor is alive. He's too smart to die this easily, and his last line was what Jesus said in bible before he got crucified and that fella came back 3 days later! The religious symbolism is too coincidental and strong on this one to ignore. He is coming back. And considering how dramatically the villains are defeated in bsd? Fyodor died like a fly on gluetrap. It doesn't make sense.

Sigma too, I'm pretty sure she's just in a coma. She's fine and skk went back in to get her. Dazai promised to save her and I believe in him. Plus she's too essential to the plot. We'll see more of her for sure.

The thing is, like every arc, this arc too is ending with sskk fighting side by side to end a conflict. That's what the main focus of this series is yk, it has been since the beginning. We often seem to forget that Atsushi is the main character of bsd.

The only thing I'm a little disappointed about is how skk were handled. Sure, it was funny and I laughed too but it flushed everything that happened 101-110 down the drain. Was hoping for a different outcome from them this arc.

Anyways yeah I get your frustration anon! Anime is rushed, always has been. I honestly don't think this was a bad arc ender tho. It was pretty good imo. The old man yaoi was delicious.

#and it left us with more questions!#who doesn't love more questions #also technically the arc isn't over yet? let's see what the manga does #sai answers

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star-girl69 · 7 months

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Pt2.

YOU HEADCANON FOR MEEE🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭. Please have mercy on my heart, I actually can't. Like omg I started honestly doing cartwheels when I read that.

You have amazing intuition though. I am English but I am also part something else a bit more exotic I like to think. I play basketball and volleyball a lot so I have different sessions of each every other week if that makes sense. I'm trying to pick which one to drop. So I train for those and then gym in my own time. I also have instrumental lessons which I like and then I work in the evenings.

- ❤️

(YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY DAAAAAY🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭cue the heart palpitations fr fr. Tbh today wasn't that interesting. The most interesting thing that happened was that I had a nosebleed for like 30 minutes during my biology class 😭😭😭😭I fr thought I was dying and I nearly fell down the stairs and burnt my toast(I'm a good cook istgd))

(I really really love pandas)

(I missed you tho beautiful tell me about yourrrrrr day??? How are you feeling?? ❤️❤️❤️)

(You are one of a kind amazing ❤️)

HAHAHAH CARTWHEELS 🤭🤭🤭

YES!!!!!! IM SO SMART!!!!! oh so you’re one of them insane people 😭😭 you’re so much better then me i don’t play a sport and i only work 2 days a week don’t go to the gym why would i ever do that

but i tell myself it’s ok bc i have hip and ankle problems and i take two ap’s and have like an hour and a half to two hours of hw everynight so like basically who cares… i’m smart not athletic so ill be finnneeeeee

what instrument do you play?? i used to play the clarinet like in middle school but then we got a new teacher and i hated him HAHA so i dropped it

(YEEESSSS I WANNA HEAR ABT YOUR DAY??? why is everyone getting like really bad nosebleeds 😭 like ARE YOU OKAY…..? WHAT IS WRONG 😭😭😭 don’t fall down the stairs 💔💔 and also i’m really doubting if you’re a good cook bc how do you BURN TOAST LIKE IT JUST POPS OUT OF THE TOASTER OR AM I DUMB IM PROBABLY DUMB BUT IDK I DONT GET IT)

(i missed you toooooo baby the rest of my day yesterday was ok, not much to say tbh… my dad made burgers for dinner but like idk they were very weird 😭😭 i didn’t like them. ok and as i’m saying this i’m realizing that might not have been beef patties and they might have been my brother’s venison so that’s fun. i might throw up i love deer wtf 😭😭😭 like this might make me spiral i cant)

(and my day so far is ok i’m in study hall rn so i’m GOOD but my algebra teacher gave us like a crap ton of work so i will not be having a fun day today 😭 but that is a problem for later 🤞🤞)

(you make me so happy i’m always giggling 🤭🤭)

#addie answers stuff!!!#❤️ anon

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roadkillreverie · 11 months

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“Bad Sex”

Hugzz texts me at midnight. “Are you up?” Of course I say yes right away! “Do you wanna talk, on the phone?” he asks. I was so excited. He calls me to tell me that he just had bad sex and wishes he would have seen me instead. “I’m not telling you this to make you jealous. Even though you’re probably loving that I just had bad sex.” I feel like haha, that’s what you get. I ask him why he didn’t come over in the first place. He said he felt bad just asking for sex because he just wanted to fuck and he knows I like him and he’d feel bad if he just left right afterwards. I asked him to come over right now. He said the moment was over and he wasn’t horny anymore. I told him that I’m always down to fuck him. He just has to ask. He said he wasn’t trying to cuddle because earlier that day, I had hoped he’d come over and just hang out, since everytime I ask him for sex, he says he’s too tired. I told him I’m not gonna ask him for sex because he always rejects me. So if he wants it, he should ask me. Plus, cuddling always leads to sex. Couldn’t he figure that out. Ugh.

“Why was the sex bad?” I ask.

“There was no chemistry. And I kinda went soft inside her and she asked what was wrong with me. That killed the mood and I was over it and left.”

He said that was another reason why he didn’t want to see me at first because we had such a good time the first time we fucked and he knew that he might not be able to replicate that.

I assured him that I didn’t care about that. I just wanted to see him and don’t even care about sex. I mean I do, but if he can’t keep it hard, it’s ok. I could sense he felt embarrassed. I asked if this happens a lot. He said yes. It’s not a surprise to me as I have dealt with this issue before with other guys.

“You just wanted to taste new pussy,” I said. “That’s why you didn’t reach out to me. I get it. I’ve had my slut phase too. How many girls have you been with since you saw me last?”

“Not a lot. Like two.”

“Two?! In like two weeks! That’s a new girl every week!”

“It’s not like that. They’re my regulars.”

“Your regulars? Can I be your regular?”

He chuckled. “I mean, sure.”

He said he had 4 regulars. One was even married but she still wanted to see him. And she knows what he likes. Idk why I didn’t inquire further. I’ve noticed that sometimes I don’t ask him questions that I later wish I had asked him.

“Well do any of your regulars pee on you?”

“No, I told you. You’re the only one. Nobody else is into it. Except the first girl who ever peed on me, but that was like 10 years ago.”

“How did you even know you like being peed on?”

“Well when it first happened, I was like wtf? Did this bitch just pee on me? Then I went home and I thought about it and it was actually pretty hot.”

We both laughed.

“You don’t know how many times I jacked off to you, thinking about when you peed on me.”

“Omg, I thought about you too, so many times. Speaking of which, I need to pee right now.”

“Damn, that’s hot. I’m getting turned on. Wait hold it for me. Don’t pee. I’m coming over.”

“Are you serious?” I asked, excitedly.

“Yes, is that ok? I’m getting an Uber now. What’s your address?”

I text him my address and he stays on the phone with me the whole time because I don’t believe that he’s coming over. By this time we’d been talking for about an hour and 40 mins and it was around 2:30am now.

“What are you doing?” He asked as he heard me fumbling.

“I’m setting the mood,” I said turning on a playlist I made for him. And grabbing the Captain Morgan and some shot glasses.

“You don’t gotta do all that.”

“How much longer?” I asked. “I gotta pee really bad.”

“5 mins.”

I placed the waterproof mat under my comforter and wiped my pussy with a wet wipe. I took a swig of some tequila to calm my nerves.

“I’m outside. I think. I’m not sure which is your house.”

I went out to get him. He was like two houses down. He makes his way over to me. “My crush!” I yelled with my arms out to hug him. He seems unbalanced and hugs me clumsily, trying to go in for a kiss. I kiss him awkwardly. I smelled alcohol on his breath. It was an awkward hug and kiss. He seemed off. Different than the first time. I examined him. He seemed unsteady and his face was flushed. “Oh no, honey, you are so drunk.” I say. “Your face is red.”

“I’m sorry,” he said in a way that makes him seem drunk, but also like a little kid.

I leaned in to smell his breath. “You smell of alcohol.”

“I’m not drunk,” he said. “I’ve hardly had anything. It’s just mouthwash.”

I grabbed his hand and led him into my bedroom. He took off his clothes except his underwear. I sat on the bed and he poured us two shots and fills them to the rim.

“Did you get this for me?” He asked about the Sailor Jerry bottle.

“I did.”

He smiled.

“Have you ever done this before? Like go from one girl to the next on the same night?”

He thought about it for a second and said yes.

“Of course you have,” I said rolling my eyes.

“Well you asked,” he smiled. “And I took a shower.”

“So this girl you met tonight, was she a regular?”

“No. She’s new. She just hit me up and said she wanted to fuck. Like you did the first time.”

“So you just fuck anyone who asks you to fuck? Are you even attracted to them? Are you attracted to me? What’s your type?”

“I don’t really have type. Well, I told you, I like big girls. And when I saw you, I was like-“

I cut him off. “I don’t like that word. Don’t call me that. Like I know I am. But why can’t it just be normal to be my size? And I told you, I’m always down to fuck. All you have to do is text me that you want to come over.”

“Ya but it sounded like you weren’t in the mood.”

“You can always get me in the mood.”

“True, but you said you wanted to just cuddle. And I was just trying to fuck.”

“I thought I made it clear to you from the beginning that I want you, always. All you have to do is text me, ok? Like don’t wait till I say I want to fuck because I’ve asked you so many times to come over and you always say you’re tired.”

“Well sometimes I am,” he smiled handing me my shot.

“Wait. What should we toast to?” I asked.

“To seeing you again. And for letting me come over,” he smiled.

“I like that.” I smiled.

We clinked our glasses and he drank the whole thing. I only drank half. He compared them and he said he wasn’t jealous that I was drinking tequila. I drank some water and I don’t remember how it started but I started leaking some of the water onto his stomach. “Ooh,” he smiled, clearly enjoying it.

He sat on the bed and I stood up. He pulled me towards him and started touching my pussy, making me pee a little. I grab his hands and examine them. I love his big hands and long thin fingers. I put them on either side of my face and squeeze my cheeks with them. I stare at him.

“Do you want me to kiss you?” he asked.

“Ya, that’s why I’m doing this,” I said leaning down to kiss him. I gently push him down onto the bed and start sucking his dick. “Can this dick be only mine?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he said, drifting to sleep it seemed.

“Are you falling asleep?!”

“No,” he chuckled and slapped me gently.

“Did you just slap me?” I asked annoyed.

“Ya, I’m sorry.”

“Don’t slap me. I don’t like that.”

“Ok, I’m sorry.”

“I need to pee!” I exclaimed.

He pulled me up on top of him.

“Do you wanna pee on my face?” He asked.

I was so nervous, but I climbed on him and crouched over his face. I couldn’t pee, of course. I asked him to finger me. It didn’t work. He started licking my clit but that didn’t work either. He said he loved the way I tasted, but I was uncomfortable, so he suggested I get into the “69” position. He started fingering me and then licking my clit until I finally started peeing on him. He was moaning in pleasure and I heard him gurgling on my piss. I kept asking him if he was okay afraid of him suffocating. He assured me he was ok. I asked him if he wanted me to stop or keep going. He said keep going. He wanted more, more. After about an hour or two, he said he needed a break. I don’t know how much i pissed on him but it felt like a lot. I wiped his face off with a towel. His beanie fell off and I noticed his hair was thinning at the top. I kissed his forehead. He sank into the bed, sleepy and content. He got into a fetal position and looked cold, so I wrapped him in a blanket. I laid next to him and closed my eyes in bliss.

“Stick your tongue out,” he said. “Not too much, just a little.” He started sucking on my tongue.

“I noticed you like wet things,” I said. “Like pissing and sweating and licking.”

He chuckled and hugged me tight. “Mm, I missed you,” he said. “I missed you.” He said it twice.

I looked at him. “Really? U missed me?”

“Yeah.”

“Aw, I missed you too!” I smiled.

We held each other and dozed off to sleep. He snored so loud, I gently pushed into him to change his position.

I woke up to him spooning me. It was the greatest feeling ever.

#sexlife #dating #online dating #fwb

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demonsfate · 1 year

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Saying that though, I wish I didn't have to go the way of modding the PlayStation Classic just to have my dream 20 which includes games with those characters, sure Tekken 3 is staying, much as I prefer 2 with how it handled unlocking characters, but I'd be having RE2: Dual Shock replace RE: Director's Cut, Abe's Exoddus replace Abe's Oddysee, and having a Crash and Spyro game in general since it's odd they weren't on it.

Best I can imagine is given when the PS Classic came out, it was when the Crash & Spyro remakes came out, so Activsion likely didn't allow any of the PS1 games to be included, if it was their call to begin with, but now I'm just rambling, and I don't know if you care about that whole topic. .w.

I don't own a PlayStation Classic! So I had nooo ideas about the games on it. I do, however, own two PlayStation 1s (the actual consoles!) since I bought one off eBay (you can get them for a decent price, usually $80-$100-or-below. Which from what I see... the PSC costs around the same price? wtf? But I guess it does come with games...) and then not long after, I found another for cheap at Goodwill!!! Wonderful condition wtf. I would say it's odd that Spyro and Crash weren't on it. But maybe that had something to do with like you said, their copyright issues. Actually, I'm most definitely sure that's it haha.

That's funny, because whilst I like Tekken 2 a lot - the characters are cool and it has a killer soundtrack. I just... don't like how it plays as much. Tekken 3 is a lot smoother. For example; when your character jumps, they jump somewhat realistically and they don't bounce 40 feet in the air. Therefore, jump attacks are much easier to execute. And when your character is knocked down in Tekken 3, they don't stay on the ground for 5 minutes, which also gives the AI time to attack your character. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong, but it drives me craaazy how long it takes to get up when you're knocked down in Tekken 2. I believe VideoGameDunkey made a joke about that in his Tekken 1 video. (When you get knocked down, you stay there FOR FIVE YEARS.) Tekken 3 also feels "easier" than Tekken 2, but I can't tell if that's because it simply controls better or if it genuinely is easier..

Although both games strangely have the issue where the boss' second form is easier than its first. Like at first I was confused why I have an easier time defeating Devil than Kazuya in Tekken 2. But I figured it out. Devil often tries to spam the "laser attack" that Kazuya doesn't have - which DOES take down a lot of your health if it hits you. But since it takes him time to shoot it, it's easy to attack him before it comes out of his eye. Meanwhile, Kaz doesn't do that - he just beats you down with quick combos. But I don't know why True Ogre feels easier than Ogre (who's easier than Kazuya in T2) - maybe because True Ogre is big? Idk.

And naaah it's fineee. Feel free to ramble if you wanna. I don't mind. uvub I may not be the Biggest Gaymer, but I do play some games - especially PlayStation ones.

#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc)#✏️ - ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ? // (inbox)

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jadenightthewriter · 2 years

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In their defence they may be stupid but marcellus is a) traumatised and b) a child. Idk what marcias excuse is tho 😔 in the esmerelda version she is also so so traumatised and has barely had time to recover from althers death before ending up with a baby for a second time except this time she can't dump it on someone else 😔😔😔 (the bit where she goes to the heaps in that version is So funny,, she shows up like um. Haha hi uhhh help. And she has a teenage boy with her and also a baby (identical to baby #1 silas got handed) and silas is like marcia wtf. Marcia why is there a baby who looks exactly the same as the one u gave me before. Marcia where r these babies coming from)

Honestly I think real au esmerelda probably had it better than canon esmerelda?? Like in canon everyone had caught on that etheldredda was killing her kids and tried to protect her, in this au etheldredda isn't even killing just the princesses she also killed her son who wasn't a threat at all and everyone is so on guard abt it. Esmerelda is never ever left alone w etheldredda not even once and all the palace staff r so careful abt it

YEAH <3333 septimus and marcellus get along So well here,,, septimus is having some kind of panic attack at one point and marcellus is like look i get it- and seps like LITERALLY NO U DON'T. And marcellus goes haha. Lmao. And then there r explanations (once sep is not actively crying on the floor) and septimus latches onto marcellus as his new favourite person (equal to marcia) and also septimus gets twice the amount of hugs and its all very sweet and nice <3 also I'm assigning marcias rooms another bedroom so marcellus can also stay there 😌 they may already have one?? I think it's mentioned in thm somewhere??? But. I'm putting it properly in the story this time <3 marcellus is staying in the tower while all his alchemy stuff is under construction and marcia HATES it bc he can spot when she's not sleeping and literally pick her up and put her into the bed and it's the WORST and sometimes he makes food and then she has to actually stop what she's doing to eat it and it's awful 😔😔 (<-she's doing better physically and mentally than canon marcia tho so). He's also very much a shoulder to cry on abt dn1 related stuff so literally this marcia is like canon marcia but 100% less. Lonely and sad.

Anyway I got off track,, yeah septimus and marcellus bond over being two guys with the same variety of trauma and both marcia and marcellus r able to help him more in this au than in canon bc they have. Experience. Does it help septimus that much?? Short term kind of long term definitely. Marcellus to septimus is like a kind of cool uncle/sort of dad figure,, they hang out when neither of them have smth else to be doing (sometimes when they do) and marcellus teaches him abt alchemy and marcias like wow marcellus :/ I can't believe you'd steal my apprentice :// that's so rude and mean 😔😔 and he's like lmao <3 and keeps teaching septimus stuff. Also marcellus does eventually tell more ppl abt his Actual backstory and jennas like WAIT WE'RE RELATED????? and decides he's cool actually now that she can bully sep abt how that's her great uncle 🥺 how could he steal him from her like this 🥺🥺🥺

This ask is so long abdhdbdjd rip and uhh. Well i have Plans for a fic but I think we all know what happens when I have a plan for a fic (<-it never ever gets written) so PLEASE write smth if u want to i will love it forever and ever and ever <3333

Consider: I would call them stupid even without the trauma, hence they have exactly 0 excuses sorry babies I love you but no

I bet Silas thinks Marcia did something stupid and kidnapped them all which is,,, aha not exactly wrong?? But it's not like she's going to admit that. (side note i feel like marcellus and silas probably get along shockingly well and marcia is Upset about this she's been betrayed how could you marcellus)

hmm.... that's a good point about esmerelda. I think mentally it might be harder for her though, because there might be lots of people who love her but i feel like there wouldn't be many who would try to get super close, because she's still royalty. i think septimus should accidentally trip and fall through one of marcellus's silly experiments and meet esmerelda and maybe be her friend for a bit.

ngl marcia sounds like a cat here i love this. do you think sep and marcellus (help i need to shorten his name i can't keep typing it T^T) scheme to like,, trick her into doing things they want. i bet they do like pspsps marcia look here. (i bet marcia and marcellus fight over how much alchemy and magyk stuff they're allowed to leave lying around. their rooms look pretty much exactly the same because they both hoard so many things except marcia's has like 2% more purple. relatedly i bet their horrible sense of fashion has infected the other.)

marcia and marcellus working together is probably the best possible thing to happen for sep it's like,,, someone understands almost all of what happened to him, there's always someone to talk to, there's someone to be responsible and someone to be irresponsible, he gets all the good things he deserves <3333

i think the jenna sep marcellus dynamic would be so funny idk how much an age difference they have (depending on AU version i would guess 10-15?) but they probably have the same sort of influence from marcia and all love to make fun of each other. they probably wear purple a lot and don't notice until silas points it out lmao and then make a point to see who can wear the most outlandish purple thing until marcia yells at them.

bestie same 😭😭 i can't promise anything (fuck you, school) but i have so many ideas i'm serious when i tell you this au is one of the best things i've learned of in months

#septimus heap #don't look too closely at this i bet there are So Many typos and incoherent sentences whoops #M&Ms au

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gibbingtonwibbington · 2 years

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Multiple story time:

Listening to your music made me super duper sad when I was sick cuz I couldn’t breathe and probably because I couldn’t sing along. I can mimic your voice probably the best out of any mimic singing I do. It’s just THAT WAY. I don’t know why, sometimes it’s kinda creepy. I’m not about to sing along in like…. Opera style. Unless you had some opera type music of course lol. Lyyyyyke, I wouldn’t sing like Frank Sinatra if I was singing along to a Britney Spears song ya kno. Hmm… that actually sounds like a super fuckn awesome combo though. 🧐 hm…

I was actually getting REALLY fuckin pissed after my natural, bored, monotone, robotic-sounding speaking voice came back. Yes I am aware that when I am bored, it is annoyingly obvious. Haha. BUT still, !GONE! was my loud and beloved shrill-squeak “Gibby voice”. The Gibby voice is just an adjustment of my ‘Courtney is really excited’ voice. Going further back, as I’ve said before (because I definitely repeat myself on here for the purpose of releasing repetitive, maddening energies)…the Gibby voice is originally a toned down derivative of *THE* Penny voice. However, not NEARLY as loud. Penny was VERY loud. Penny was definitely my loudest character voice EVER…and that’s pretty fuckin loud, man. I gta show you Penny. I can’t believe I haven’t taken a photo of her and shown you yet. Wow. My entire family, especially my aunt Nancy and my mom, STILL fkn talk about Penny and how gdamn loud she was. When I was a kid, doing my pretend Penny talking, they would say things like “Penny is quite loud for this time of night. I think Penny needs to go to bed.” Hahaha. I just drooled cranberry juice laughing. I got cranberry juice on my favorite white comforter!!! Nooo!!! Fuck, hold on a sec…

Okay I’m back. They also STILL use a bunch of funny quotes from things that I or Penny said in all seriousness, when I was just a kid. I’ll have to ask them which ones they remember and write them down. There are many..& they are more adult-sounding than something that came from the mouth of a five year old. I’ve always been crazy. Who cares.

They also still laugh about the time at Watercountry, when I started with some huge, fat-muscled, bald, biker dude w a Hell’s Angels tattoo. Started w him at the lazy river, over an inner tube that I was reaching for first. That dirty, dirty , kid piss-filled place. Ugh. Anyway, I mean, this guy SAW that I almost had it. Plus, I was super young and wanted to be with my cousin, not ALONE sitting in a huge fuckin tube that I could barely move in, in order to catch up w her. Like wtf dude. So I got pissed when he just grabbed it and didn’t give it to me. I even remember that this guy was fuckin by himself. Like ..DA FUK?! So I grabbed the tube out of his hands and gave him a “really dude?” kind of child mean mug. My mom said that he looked at her and my aunt like “Yo, your fucking kid has some nerve to do that to ME.” So they look at each other n then looked at him like “🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t know man, I didn’t do it…I didn’t birth her.” haha.

“I didn’t birth her, I just bought her.” Bahahaha. 😏 N I was candidly, off and relaxing in MYYY goddamn inner tube.

😎

Rewind for a second, I hate the spelling of the word squeak too.. remember my minor bitch fit over the word “tweak” not having two Es? Same animal here. Even Jillian Jigz HATED tweak not having two es and she’s a grammar tyrant. She even spelled it with two Es. Mostly because that word for us meant something on a whole other level, kind of making it a whole different word. I suck at spelling sometimes. Most words I have misspelled were either done on purpose… or I was braindead at the moment. My entire self likes to fly around in the atmosphere by myself sometimes. Oh yeah, or if I’m using speak type, it likes to use the wrong word entirely. The new download for my shit iPhone, my spell check and my speaky typey was absolutely at a disconnect with life…& my soul. It’s getting much better now. Definitely learning my way of talking muuuuuch better. If my speak type was a real human, it would have already hung itself from a rafter.

Speaking of my flying around in the atmosphere and day dreaming. Once at the end of the year, one of my teachers told us all to stand at the blackboard (yes it was actually still a blackboard) …actually it was a super vintage green board. Yup, chalk. I don’t know why it was green but that specific section of the school was complete with fantastically-rusted 60s hardware and appliances. So, standing in front of our decked out 60’s style accommodated classroom, this teacher went and sat at every person’s desk, mocking aka doing his best impression of each person in the class. IAs soon as I knew what his plan was I was thinking… oh no….😬. But when he got to me, he just sat there and stared out the window. I would always just sit there and stare out the window at the two huge maple trees that blew so pretty pretty in the wind. The school was on top of a huge hill, so they were always dancing. Wachusett was HUGE and now, it’s even bigger. Sometimes you couldn’t even get to class in time because five minutes wasn’t long enough to beat the traffic to your next class. This fucking math teacher that used to drool and spit and have fun with the sides of her mouth had menopause and would open the windows in winter. She was such a bitch about it and said if we didn’t bring a jacket then tough cookies we wouldn’t be able to go get it. Nobody was able to go get their jacket in between classes, it was impossible. She probably knew this and did it on purpose and said that on purpose because she was a fucking client I’ve been looking for her online for years to send her awful messages and I can’t find her ass. I’m not even joking. I already sent one of my math teachers messages about how much he’s basically a piece of shit. Everyone hated her. She drooled on one of my homework pieces one time and I circled it and I wrote Mrs. Tolis drooled on this” and purposely passed it in. This is the same teacher that grabbed Julian‘s homework off of my desk that I was making for her and crumbled it up and threw it in the trash because on the back of it I was drawing a picture of her being rabbit and drooling like a dog. I don’t know if she saw it or not but I hope she did. Before she could walk away I grabbed it back and then the whole classroom gasped and then she grabbed it back from me. It’s like bitch that’s someone’s homework.. TF?! She almost got fired one year cuz, funny enough Meredith, the nose flarer’s sister told us she taught the wrong material for a complete semester. Good times. They ripped outcthe best parts of the school and made it ugly and boring. There was this huge glass staircase at the front of the school. A shit load of people fell down that thing many times but who cares it was so cool. Now it’s gone the year after we graduated in 2003 they ripped out everything and redid the parts they ripped out. Now it looks stupid. my other favorite part of the school was the incredibly creepy gymnasium in the back. There were two gymnasiums in the front and then one down a really narrow creepy hallway which had other hallways that led to it that were never lit. The downstairs bathroom was creepy too.. because you had to use another long narrow creepy hallway that was never lit to get to it. Then there was a few really weird classrooms down in the basement where that lone bathroom was, that had tables and desks and chairs all toppled all over each other in it and they didn’t use either of them. They could’ve totally used that for so much stuff but for some odd reason they didn’t use it. I bet somebody got killed in there or something and they didn’t want to use it. So they kept throwing old broken shit on top of the last old broken shit that they threw in there. It looks like a wood bonfire except it was old metal chairs and desks. Shit’s probably haunted or something. Lol. It looked like a perfect place for a haunted, abandoned school horror movie or somethin. It was awesome. They bulldozed ALL of that away. That’s some despicable bs I tell you. We were the last year students to use it which was weird.

Even in middle school we had this really old hallway for the seventh and eighth grade wing. We were the last grade to use that old shit too, so they let us draw pictures and write all over it. Of course a ton of people just wrote a bunch of shit about other people and people got in trouble. My friend Joe had the most pink slips out of anybody in our grade & probably out of any grade that has ever been there. It was over 40 I think it was like 45 or something actually I’m gonna ask him because it might’ve even been in the 50s. At one point in time he didn’t give a shit and he purposely kept trying to get pink slips to see how many he could get by the end of 8th grade, the last year we were there. Eighth grade isn’t always the last year out of school. West Boylston school had the middle school wings connected to the high school wings..because it was so small. They never gave homework and it was the easiest shit ever it was like retard school. Anyway I love to change subjects it’s fine. Anyway, A lot of his pink slips were for really stupid shit. Like, talking. “Oh no! He spoke again! Send him down to the principal!”

There was this one time in 8th grade Spanish class when I said something funny outloud, I don’t remember what I said but he could not stop laughing and had to go in the hallway. Every time he came back in after he was done laughing, I would look at him and he would just start laughing n had to go back in the hallway. Fuckin Joe, good times man, gooooood, good fuckin times.

Speaking of that specific Spanish class…the teacher, Mrs. Scarcella, would always say “AAAAHORA!” aka “Noooow…” At LEAST ten times before moving on to the next subject during EVERY freaking class. She’d flare out her nostrils and would say it the exact same way every damn time, unnecessarily. So the one time when she actually had us do something remotely interesting for a project grade, Jigz & I got a bunch of the girls we could tolerate, together to do this Spanish skit. We had to make a fake weather report or some shit and do the whole thing in Spanish (obviously) and every person had to do something different, but it all had to be weather reports. Fuckin stupid idea, there’s only one weather report during the news. 🤷🏻‍♀️ We all thought it was stupid so we basically just used the skit for the purpose of mocking our obnoxious and bitchy teacher. So before everyone’s skit we all said “AAAAHORA!” . I already felt disgusting about how I looked at the time so I refused to flare my nostrils like the teacher. I’m laughing this is funny, but this girl Meredith flared her nostrils like I’ve never seen before in my life and I’m still fuckn happy about it.

Fuck I just erased a whole paragraph. Anyway…For my skit I chose to mock that new twister movie at the time. So I was on crutches and pretended I got hit by the cow that was flying through the air.. I was sitting in Jill’s basement on a very old push-up type of work out table. I don’t know what it’s fucking called but you know those tables that people lay down on and push the weights up and then it comes down on those little forks or whatever. I was sitting on one of those things with crutches and laughing my ass off because Jill was being insane behind the camera. It was all so frickin insane that I literally fucking pissed my pants cuz I was laughing that hard. I legit pissed myself at the end of my skit so I was hobbling out of the scene when I was done…to get away, because I basically pissed myself on camera. Oh my god. my cousin used to make me laugh so hard when I was a kid I always had to bring changes of underwear when I went over her house because it was just insane. But as I got older that happened much less, mostly because life sucked way more as it usually does when we get older. But yeah that time I absolutely pissed myself laughing and I couldn’t believe it which made me laugh even harder. So, we kept it…we kept it in the skit… because I didn’t wanna do it again. So there is a VHS tape somewhere where I am legit pissing my pants and fake hobbling away on crutches, while barely being able to breathe. Good times.

No, not done. Jillian chose rain. So I had a hose and I was trying to spray it up, putting my thumb over the hole to make it spray outwards, but it ended up spraying her directly in the face. She used liquid eyeliner at the time, so she had blackness just dripping everywhere down her face. The whole scene was of her outside in her driveway screaming “Está lloviendo!” over and over again. She couldn’t breathe either, due to me spraying her directly in the face. It was far away enough where it didn’t hurt her, but it was completely right in her face. We also kept that take, we didn’t redo that either.

Now, aka AAHORA! The most glorious part of the entire skit…the metronome. Jill had this antique metronome on top of her antique piano, that we set to a very slow tempo to put in a scene between every person’s skit. But it wasn’t just the metronome-meeheeeeee-we all were standing in a line, in the back of her living room table, while the metronome was in the forefront, slowly ticking away, as our heads and our pigtails bounced slowly from side to side matching the metronome lever. We did that EVERY time, in between every person’s skit. I believe there were seven of us. Jillian, myself, Melissa(cunt) Michelle (got pregnant at 15, has five kids and still is w the same guy. Fuckin BRAvO to her man. She gets some serious Courtney brownie points), Christina (cried at the roller rink because she couldn’t skate and we didn’t skate with her. But to be fair it was physically impossible for us to skate that slow)……and last but surely not least, wonderful Meredith, the professional nose flarer. So when we passed in the VHS tape, with the written version of it, we got it back with the grade and a comment which said “Very awkward.” We also watched ALL skits during class one day. We had a bunch of nutjobs in that class. I remember some kid Cody I was crushing on, in his skit he was pretending to be Yoda and had a big sweatshirt over his knees and was like walking around on his knees at Andrew (hotdogcunt’s) house. Nope, not done….The most awkward skit of all, wasn’t meant to be awkward. It was some really bizarre skit made by this other Andrew kid, just wrestling other boys in our grade and had the most obvious boner happening throughout the entire skit. The sweatpants he was always free-balled in made it ten times more obvious. I remember everyone was laughing at all the ridiculous skits until we got to his. Then, fuckin dead silence and looks around the room like…what-the-fuck Andrew#2?! Everybody was looking at everybody else however none of us could look him in the fucking face. some of us couldn’t look at him ever again, like myself for one. It’s like… “hmm, hey Andrew #2, Did you forget to uhmm.. proof-watch this shit before passing it in?” He was always a weird kid though. Not the fun or funny type of weird either. Just the corny yet pretentious loser type of weird. I will throw him a bone though (no pun intended) and will say, maybe he had a crush on the teacher and knew about it the whole time. Passing it in not knowing the whole class would ALSO be watching it. Really though, I have no idea, maybe he thought the teacher would be impressed with his boner and his wrestling skills. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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anakirui · 2 years

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everyday i realize more and more how similar c!sapnap is to c!happyduo and it scares me, esp with how strained their relationship is.

like imagine being extremely jealous of ur best friend's son over him making a birthday present for him. and then that best friend and his son have tried killing eachother multiple times.

not to derail the post into c!happyfamily dynamics but i think c!bad genuinely wants c!sapnap on his side still. like he's tried inviting him to the badlands before and failed, but the way he's acted towards c!sapnap as of recent reads very much as "awkward morally fucked up dad wants to reconcile with morally fucked up son"

meanwhile c!skeppy just seems to look down on c!sapnap in general and doesnt claim responsibility for his actions. everytime c!skeppy has mentioned c!sapnap it's been in a negative way that insinuates that c!skeppy is a better person than him (he is NOT and the fact that c!bad doesn't stop c!skeppy from doing this is. questionable ..... actually hes never even disagreed now that i think about it wtf)

like during the first bd island stream, while c!happyduo was arguing, a dono told c!skeppy that now they understood why c!sapnap had anger issues; because c!happyduo raised him. c!skeppy then denies this, and says that c!sapnap is just "weird" which... yeah no bitch ur lying you literally hate children.

and yeah cc!bad has pointed out that c!skeppy being involved in c!sapnaps childhood is something he doesnt know... but honestly. im thinking it probably will be given that cc!skeppy has liked c!happyfamily fanart meaning he at least approves of the concept? also it just makes more sense with any potential backstory c!happyduo has, they literally could be centuries of years old so it would be a little weird for c!skeppy to be out of c!bads life for ~20 years only to come back on the dreamsmp

and i just realized i was supposed to talk about their similarities.

mainly it comes down to their worldviews and ideologies? c!sapnap is very fucking weird and believes he is a good person that has never done anything wrong. im serious he literally told c!michael and c!eryn that he has never done anything wrong on the server, which is a fucking lie and signifies that he doesn't grasp how bad his actions were. (this was in dreams jailbreak stream btw hahah)

he also has scarily black and white thinking, he literally accuses c!michael of being a fucked up person (a descriptor he used to describe C!DREAM only a minute or so prior) just because they had differing opinions (and when c!michael actually had valid points, even if he wasnt fully informed of all contexts of the situation).

he hasnt stopped killing pets at all and doesnt even care about it, he basically forced mexican dream to get high to get his trauma out of him for information, etc. etc.

c!sapnap in general is pretty much an asshole to the people he doesnt care about.

but even then he is an asshole to the people he cares about at times. he lied to c!george about c!dream, he's betrayed c!dream before he was abusive, he's tried killing one of c!punz pets and when c!punz got mad he hypocritically told him that it was "just a horse" when he's the same guy who started a war over a miscommunication about a panda, he betrayed c!bads trust which is where their current relationship strain comes from anyways, etc. etc.

with the only exceptions being his fiances . ig they ground him in a way because he literally hasnt lashed out at them or intentionally hurt them in any way which is interesting

c!happyduo are very similar.

c!happyduo seems to think that they're in the right, no matter what. neither of them seem to feel guilt for their actions (sure c!bbh apologizes but all of his actions afterwards contradict his apologies which signifies a lack of remorse), they're very vindictive and will come up with unreasonable plans to take vengeance against someone (haha nothing like c!skeppy getting disturbingly excited over c!bads plan to basically exile arc c!foolish)

but with eachother it's... complicated. theyve definitely hurt eachother and manipulated eachother but that was because of the stress induced by the egg arc and its trauma on them. the thing is, as of rn, c!bad is very much afraid to hurt c!skeppy and is scared that he will leave him, while c!skeppy is afraid that c!bad will lie to him and betray him.

ironically they have the same fear more or less

but before that they never hurt eachother. like how c!sap just hasnt... hurt his fiances (intentionally) . its interesting

i am so sorry for this post ong this isnt formatted right wtf wtfqtwtrw

#c!skeppy #c!badboyhalo #c!sapnap #c!happyfamily #dreamsmp #dsmp #nobody asked for this but here you go?!?!??!#this is barely comprehensible #tw manipulation mention #skeppy #badboyhalo #sapnap #i forgot how to tag posts everyone

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saeyoungchoismaid · 4 years

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Soothing the brothers when they have a nightmare

Genre: ANGST WTF HAPPENED, fluff Warnings: none other than you might shed a few tears cause I made this so sad wtf A/N: reader is gn! Also my eyes started sweating writing this and I ? don’t ?? know ??? why ???

Lucifer:

Lucifer never has nightmares

well, almost never

he rarely gets them though, he swears

he really only gets them if he gets too stressed out

so, there you both were, fast asleep in each other’s arms

Lucifer ends up waking you up because he’s moving around too much

you slowly wake up and open your eyes, squinting them over at him

you rub them before opening them fully, seeing that Lucifer was rustling about with a heavy frown on his face

you’re used to seeing it but not when you two are alone

you sit up and face him, running your hand through his hair

should you wake him up?

suddenly, he turns into his demon form, making your eyes widen

he then awakes, his eyes moving around the room for nonexistent demons

oh, haha

demons lol

he then sees you, suddenly pinning you to the bed with what sounds like a growl

his sharpened nails dig into your arms, making you cry out

“Lucifer!” you shout, making him snap out of it instantly

he pulls away from you, staring at you in horror

“I’m...I’m sorry. Are you...alright?” he asks, sounding as if he’s in a daze

maybe he is

“I’m fine. Are you alright?” you whisper, trying to calm your racing heart

he remains silent, refusing to look at you

his demon features slowly disappear, leaving the handsome man that you’re used to

“C’mere,” you whisper, opening your arms up to him

he finally looks at you, his eyes holding regret and guilt

he slowly scoots closer to you, leaning into you

you wrap your arms around him, petting his hair as he lays his head on your chest

his eyes widen when you start to sing to him, his heart doing a trick in his chest

he’s quick to fall asleep, staying asleep for the rest of the night with no more problems

Mammon:

one of the brothers who has the most nightmares

a lot of them are of you leaving him for one of his brothers

out of all of his fears, that’s the worse one

so, one day something happened with you two and one of the brothers and he went on one of his jealous tantrums

you calmed him down and reassured him that he’s the only one for you, per usual

that night though when you both are asleep, he has a nightmare

his worst fear coming true in the ruined dream

he starts crying in his sleep, tear after tear falling out of his eyes and to his hairline

you’re awoken by the sound of sobs, your half-awake brain trying to process what’s going on

you look to Mammon to find that the noises are coming from him

your heart breaks at the sight, quickly sitting up to awake him

you gently shake him, not wanting to startle him too badly

he slowly wakes up, tears still escaping him even after he opens his eyes

he looks up at you confused for a moment before suddenly starting to cry harder

you gently shush him, pulling him to sit up so you can hug him

“Shh, it’s okay, baby. I got you. You’re safe,” you whisper, assuming something scary happened in his dream

he shakes his head, pulling away from you

he surprises you by grabbing your face and smashing your lips to his

your eyes widen before closing, responding to the passionate kiss

you both kiss until you can’t breathe, eventually pulling away to get some much needed air

he refuses to look at you though

“Don’t ever leave me,” he commands weakly, a lump forming in his throat

“I won’t. Not ever. You’re stuck with me,” you whisper, wiping at his tears and kissing his forehead

you both then lay back down, holding each other close and whispering promises that you both swear to keep

when the conversation comes to end, you surprise him when you start to sing

he falls asleep so fast but not before making you promise to sing to him every night before going to bed

Levi:

doesn’t get nightmares except for when he watches, plays, or reads something scary

Levi is always keeping up with what’s new including every new game, show, movie, and manga

of course, he got a scary movie and game for a deal

and then proceeded to binge watch the movie in one sitting

followed by playing the video game for three days straight without sleeping despite your warnings and protests

but he did it though and boy was he proud of himself

on the third night, he was absolutely exhausted and collapsed into bed with you and fell asleep right away

he actually ended up going to bed pretty early, leaving you to play on your phone for a bit until you grew tired

you just turned your D.D.D off for the night and laid down when Levi lets out a shout and sits up

you jump and sit back up as well, watching him look around the room wildly

“Levi?” you call out softly

his eyes quickly move to you, his body going on the defensive before relaxing when he sees it’s you

“Oh, hi,” he stutters out, quickly looking away from you

“Baby? What’s wrong?” you whisper, reaching your hand out to him

when your hand touches his shoulder, he snatches your wrist up in a vice-like grip

you cry out, surprised by the sudden pressure squeezing your wrist

he instantly lets you go, his eyes looking shiny as he looks to you

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t...I’m not...” he stumbles for words, his breathing getting faster

you hold your wrist to your chest as you watch him, frowning heavily

“Baby, shh, hey,” you whisper, slowly reaching out to him again

this time though, you make sure he sees you reaching for him before actually touching him

“You’re okay. I’m here with you,” you whisper, gently tugging on his arm to get him to lay back down

once he does, you cuddle up to him and run your fingers through his hair and over his back

“Can you distract me?” he asks quietly, feeling embarrassed

“Of course, baby,” you whisper back, trying to think of what would distract him

the first thing that comes to mind is singing, so that’s what you do

you watch his body relax and listen to his breathing slow, a smile coming to your face

Satan:

doesn’t really get too many nightmares but sometimes on the days he goes on a rampage he does

all of the negative emotions swirl inside of him even after you calm him down

so, when you two are going to bed, you mentally prepare for a nightmare

he stares at the ceiling once you both get into bed, a brooding look on his face

“Love,” you whisper, rubbing your hand over his bare chest

he sighs, refusing to look at you

“I know. I’ll fall asleep soon. I promise,” he replies softly

you nod your head and close your eyes, keeping yourself close to him

as you’re laying there and letting your mind wander, you remember the first time he had a nightmare

he turned into his demon form and almost attacked you

he loathed himself for a while after that and refused to let you sleep with him for a while

you both eventually figured out that he got nightmares when he’d go on rampages and uncontrollable anger consumed him

when you first discovered this, he refused to let you sleep with him after he’s had one

that led to him waking up and destroying half his library though

so now, he let’s you stay but to only calm him down

you trust him not to hurt you

but he doesn’t

you both eventually drift off to sleep and everything is fine for a couple hours

and then come the demonic mumblings

you wake up, seeing he’s already transformed but is still asleep

he’s mumbling in his sleep, it sounding completely foreign to you

you sit up, your heart starting to beat faster

maybe he’ll have the nightmare but will stay asleep

unluckily for you, that’s not what happens

he awakes with a growl, his eyes searching for imaginary attackers

or maybe even prey

when his eyes found you, he growls at you and pins you to the bed

“Satan,” you say as calmly as you can manage

something flashes in his eyes, probably recognition, but you can see the complete anger consuming him

“Love, look at me. It’s me. Your loving and caring partner who promised to help you. It’s okay. Just take deep breaths. I’m right here. I’m here for you,” you say softly, watching as he slowly calms down

his demonic features are gone in a flash, his body coming off of yours

“I’m sorry,” he says instantly, like he always does

“Don’t apologize. I’ve told you a dozen times not to,” you say, as you soothingly rub his back

“What if I hurt you?” his whispers, his voice sounding a little choked

“Hey, you’ll never hurt me. We both know that. Do you realize how quickly you calmed down this time? You’re amazing, love. I’m so proud of you,” you whisper, your voice full of love for this man

he sniffles and wipes at his face

you don’t have to see his face to know he’s crying

you shuffle behind him and wrap your arms around his waist to give him a hug

you let him cry in peace, not wanting him to feel judged

you decide then to start singing, his crying calming before coming to a complete stop

he then shuffles to face you, laying you down before putting his face on your chest

you continue to sing until he falls asleep, one hand running through his hair while the other soothingly rubs random shapes into his back

Asmo:

this demon rarely has nightmares

he actually never got nightmares until he met you

before you two started dating, he’d have nightmares about you picking one of his brothers to fall in love with

or that you were disgusted by him that he’s the Avatar of Lust

after he realizes he’s in love with you, he stops sleeping around and stops making sexual jokes about or towards you

he doesn’t even make you ‘special’ offers anymore

the brothers are instantly confused before realizing he’s acting like this because he likes you and is serious about you

luckily, you two get together and his nightmares disappear

but then they come back

his worst nightmare and fear is of you dying

you’re a human and it’s going to happen one day

he avoids thinking about this when awake but when unconscious his brain decides to remind him that it’ll happen

it doesn’t help that his nightmares include the most gruesome ways for you to die

he hates himself for letting himself fall for a human who can die so easily

but he can’t help the way his heart races and skips beats for you

one night, it’s a combination of all his fears

you fall in love with his brother, Mammon out of all people, dump him, tell him he’s disgusting and revolting, and then you die

he awakes you with his cries, his body shaking with how hard he’s shaking

you’ve never seen him cry and you weren’t sure what to do

you were afraid to wake him up, remembering reading somewhere that it’s not good to do so

but it breaks your heart to see him like this

you eventually let your heart beat your brain, gently shaking him

he awakes with a gasp, wildly looking around and clinging onto your arms with his hands

he gasps for air, staring at you with fearful eyes filled with tears

it almost makes you cry, the pain on his face ripping your heart out and throwing it onto the ground

“Darling, take deep breaths. It was just a dream. You’re okay,” you soothe, wiping his hair off his moist forehead

he starts to cry harder, making you feel guilty

why did that make it worse?

your question is answered by his words between his sobs and gasping breaths

“You aren’t though!”

his words only make you feel worse and also confused

you aren’t?

“Darling, I’m fine. C’mon, look at me. Breathe with me. In and out. In and out. There you go,” you say softly, getting him to breathe with you

you continue your soothing touches on his hair and face, continuing to do the breathing exercises

once his sobs have stopped, you pull him back into a hug

tears are still cascading down his face but at least you got him to stop sobbing

“There we go. Okay, darling, I need you to try again. Okay?” you whisper, gently rubbing his back

he sniffles and pulls back, wiping at his red nose and eyes and looking at your smile

“You’re going to die,” he whispers, refusing to look at you now

you frown at this, looking down at his hands

you gently take ahold of them, your shoulders growing heavy with the weight of his fears

“Hey, now. Don’t think like that. I’m going to be around for a long, long time. Even when I do die, I’ll either turn into a angel or demon, right? I can come back.”

his crying suddenly stops, a dumb smile coming to his face

“Oh, oops. I forgot about that,” he replies softly, giving you a sheepish smile

guess he avoided thinking about it so much that he forgot that you will come back

you snort and roll your eyes, laying down and pulling him on top of you to rest his head on your chest

“I know you did. I know that’s not it though,” you whisper

you let him tell you the rest of his fears, reassuring him each time that they’ll never happen

once you’re done reassuring him, you start to sing to finish soothing him

he smiles and closes his eyes, falling back asleep with much ease

Beel:

as we all know, this man loves to eat

because of this, he’s another brother who has frequent nightmares

certain food could end up giving you a nightmare

and a late-night snack can signal the brain to be more active, which could lead to more vivid nightmares

Beel doesn’t know this though

he’ll be sleeping and suddenly wake up from a rumbling belly

he’ll eat something and then go back to bed

more often times than not, he has a nightmare

no one but Belphie knows about his nightmares

he normally just had nightmares about Lilith

when you two got together though, it got worse

he started having you replace Lilith, watching you die in front of him with him being helpless to stop it

most of his nightmares became about you

when you two started sharing a bed, you found out just how often he has nightmares

you both decided to figure out what was the cause of it

with you asleep when he wakes up hungry though, you could never stop him

one day though, he did a vigorous workout and ended up falling asleep very early

you were doing homework when you heard his stomach grumbling, making you smile

you stand up and head to the restroom, coming back to find wrappers by your bed that weren’t there before

Beel was still fast asleep too

your brows furrow, wondering if maybe you just didn’t notice the wrappers before

you brush it off, going back to your homework

as you’re finishing it up, you hear Beel start to grunt

you turn to look at him, seeing his body is thrashing around and sweat is starting to cover him

you quickly go over to him, wanting to wake him up but not sure if you should

you didn’t have to ponder any longer because before you know it, he’s sitting up with a gasp

he stares up at you, his heart beating wildly

he then starts to cry, your heart breaking

“Shh, it’s okay. Hey, you’re alright. Take deep breaths. I’m right here,” you soothe, sitting on the bed to give him a hug

he hugs you back, practically squeezing the life out of you but you don’t complain

he cries for a while, holding you to him the entire time

once he calms down, you gently pull away to wipe at his face

“Do you want to talk about it?” you whisper

he shakes his head, looking down at his lap

“Not right now...” he mumbles

you give him a reassuring smile, cupping his cheeks and turning his head to make him look at you

“That’s okay, love bug. Don’t worry about it,” you reassure, giving him a sweet kiss before laying him down and getting into bed with him

you then explain what’s causing his nightmares, seeing him frown

“I’m sorry, Beely. You’ll just have to go back to sleep if you wake up or eat and just stay awake,” you explain

he nods his head and sighs, pulling you into another hug

“Thank you,” he whispers

“It’s no problem. Now, go back to sleep. I’m right here if you need me.”

he nods his head and closes his eyes

you can tell he’s still afraid to fall back asleep despite your reassurances, so you start to sing

he smiles, his body relaxing as he slowly falls asleep

Belphie:

with the amount he sleeps, it’s no wonder he occasionally gets nightmares

he usually just had nightmares about not being able to escape the attic and never being able to see his brothers again

never being able to see Beel again

then you came to the attic and saved him

his nightmares disappeared, other than the random ones about fictional things

but then he actually started to like you

a human

and now here he is

in a relationship with said human and madly in love with them

it sickens him just how much he loves you

it also causes him more nightmares

his nightmares now show him getting locked up and never getting to see you again

or you getting locked up and he has no way to save you

or that you’ll fall in love with one of his brothers because you got to know them longer than you know him

with him just falling asleep wherever he pleases, it wasn’t hard for you to discover he has nightmares

the first time he has a nightmare in front of you, it doesn’t really end well

you wake him up when he starts to thrash around and scream your name, sweating lining his brow

he pants and looks around before focusing on you

instead of having you comfort him and let you reassure him that none of that would ever happen

he gets angry

this is what he gets for loving a human

he should stop loving you

then, they’ll go away

so, with you staring down at him with those worried and caring eyes, he pushes you away

“Why did you wake me up? Go away,” he snaps, getting up to leave to hide in his room

“Belphie, you were having a ni-”

“Leave me alone!” he shouts, quickly moving away from you when you reach out to him

you retract your hand like he burned you, looking hurt

he quickly leaves and goes to his room, refusing to look at you with that look on your face

it took a while for him to finally speak to you, to even be around you

you figured he broke up with you without actually saying so

you feel relieved when he comes back to you, apologizing

he refused to talk about his nightmares though

the next time he has one, you both are sharing your bed

he awakes you before waking up himself

before he can even say anything, afraid he’ll push you away again, you start to soothe him

“It’s okay. It wasn’t real. I’m here. I’ll always be here.”

this seemed to work, his body relaxing as he pulls you into a hug

to soothe him further, you start to sing which shocks him but definitely works in soothing him

before you know it, he’s asleep again

Bonus:

sometimes the bois just wanna have movie night in your room

they will literally all lay on your bed on top of each other without a care in the world

Satan has to be on top and not below anyone cause he a dom "I don’t want you on top of me. You smell.”

Lucifer also has to be on top because he is also a dom refuses to let his brothers be above him in any shape, way, or form

Asmo wants to be on the bottom cause he likes being a bottom ‘likes to be warm’

they make Beel go on the bottom too because that man has some heavy muscle mass and they don’t wanna be crushed

Belphie refuses to even get on the bed and just sleeps on the floor

when it comes to where you’re going to sit, it’s a war

some want you on the bottom, others want you on top, and some don’t even want you on the bed and wants you on the floor

if you’re dating one of the brothers, they get the final say of where you sit

Mammon, for example, would want you on top of him, so if you want to sit on the bed, you either sit there or else you’re sitting on the floor

Asmo wouldn’t care where you sit as long as he got a good view

Satan would skin a bish if they even try to touch you during movie night

Lucifer doesn’t even want you on the bed with the other hooligans but if you insist, he will place you on top of him

Levi would want you on him or on the floor. No arguments

Belphie won’t hesitate to pull you down onto the floor with him

Beel just wants you to be happy cause he’s best boy™

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randomnameless · 2 years

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This is just an appreciation ask but thank you for discussing literally anything about the game's past/world and actually discussing the politics, because so many in the base don't care and it pains me soooooo much, even my sister doesn't give a shit about the Nabataens and Agarthans and takes everything the game says at face value no matter how poorly written. It's really fun to look through your blog and actually see a community of folks in the fanbase tackle what I've been thinking about and thought I was alone on LOL

Oh thank you!

I know it's not really something appealing for a lot of people about the game, hell the game doesn't even care about it either but, haha, I do.

That's why I really like Tumblr, you can find communities for whatever you want and they're public, so if you want to gush about "the importance of golden trinkets in Nabatean culture" you can interact with some loser who wrote a post about it, and you can gush about it together without having someone passing by and hurling insults at you because Rhea BaD

(or at least it used to be that way and still is, in majority)

And if you can't find any, then write your own posts and since they're on a public board, maybe someone, 2 years later or so, will come and tell you it's interesting (or not) !

As for FE16 in particular, I really found it lunar how, in August 2019 the fandom's voice was kind of unified around something, and I felt like I was the only person who had a dissenting opinion - I posted a bit about it, later found out I wasn't the only one and then I shitposted and made memes.

Nerding about proto-Adrestia is just me nerding and honeypotting about stuff based on clothes, Enbarr's coliseum and Adrestia's History of being an Empire that fell from grace and tries to MAGA - but I confess, it was also to poke fun at some seriously, uh, misguided or misinformed takes that pretend to be very serious (tm) and refer to real life history... when the author either doesn't know a thing about what they're talking about, or has an extremely biased POV that was already debunked 500 years ago.

From memory, I can remember the WTF that was the "Agarthans were like the Greeks because greek names and Nabateans stole everything from them like Romans did" when Agarthans got their tech because Sothis gave them said tech, and if someone has the Roman imagery it's definitely not the Nabateans living in a desert among themselves in kind of Shangri-La imagery, but the randoms who had a coliseum in their capital -

"Let them eat brioche", a very serious person really using slander thrown at Marie-Antoinette to support a theory claiming Nabateans don't care about humans - even if this quote was posthumously attributed to MA and there was a, let's say, huge xenophobic context back at that time which MA was hit with -

"Fodlan is set in the 12th Century trust me I have a degree" nonsense that makes me craugh, because it is historically so wrong (laugh) and I really worry about the state of education worldwide (cry) -

And the biggest winner of them all, trampling over the competition "The Church of Seiros is just like the Catholic Church, just don't talk to me about transubstantiation, heresies, christology or tenants : their temples are called Churches and leaders are bishops and they have an army and influence over other countries just like the Pope was the ruler of Europe during the Middle Ages : Trust me I have a Degree v.2"

Like, I can't believe debunking this nonsense made me check Napoleon's wiki page, something I never did when I was in High School because I was busy reading Bleach during the "Napoleon and the First Empire" lectures lol

#androblob #thanks!#if you want to talk about stuff then don't hesitate to send an ask or something #tbh i started this blog because i wanted to vomit thoughts #and a word document wasn't enough #but then people shared my vomit with some of their own #and we became vomit-friends #I think the difference of algorithms in what appears or not between Tumblr and Twitter encourages #let's say dissenting opinions on Tumblr #That's why the afflux of people brigading/harassing other users about FE16 was so weird #If you don't agree you can reblog to discuss and quit it when it won't go anywhere #but that mentality of discoursing until the other supposedly admits defeat or blocks the other is imo imported from Twitter #like dude if you disagree so much then vomit in your own corner but don't do it on my lawn

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muselin · 3 years

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Who do you think in txt would be the subunits to have a threesome with like one of the boys partners/fwbs? I saw some model pics of yeonjun and soobin and I want to destroyed by themmmmmm

All of them are so good at modelling, for real like wtf! Very interesting question, since I've already written TXT threesomes haha!

TXT headcanon - who would have a threesome with another member

Yeonjun

I'm actually finding Yeonjun the hardest to place with this. He's spoken about having known Taehyun the longest, but somehow I feel like that relationship holds too much traditional respect and I feel like the two of them would have very different tastes in partners. This answer might surprise people, but I think if Yeonjun were to have a threesome with any member, it would be Beomgyu. Beomgyu seems to have a rather special influence on Yeonjun and I feel like their tastes in a partner might be easier to match. They both would have a very playful, teasing energy and that would make for a really fun threesome.

Soobin

Huening Kai. I don't know why, something about them just matches (not just their height). Perhaps their dispositions and being more outgoing but in a schmoozy way? I totally also see both of them actively enjoying being with a slightly older partner, so that might make this pairing more likely. Soobin has also expressed a preference for being led in a relationship dynamic rather than being a leader, and might be most comfortable having the partner call the shots, or even Huening Kai (the resident Leo, which I feel everyone forgets).

Beomgyu

Yeonjun as we said before, and Taehyun. I've already written a Taehyun and Beomgyu threesome ("Jigsaw") and I can see their darker sides coming out in that type of dynamic. Don't get me wrong, their relationship with each other is very sweet, but I feel that there is a certain lack of judgment in their relationship that would let them feel more free to explore themselves through a threesome dynamic. Out of TXT I generally see Beomgyu as the most likely to have a threesome and most likely to catch feelings, although with Taehyun's dynamic of exploring their darker sides this may not necessarily be the healthiest for Beomgyu, as unlike Taehyun, I don't feel that Beomgyu has the same level of self-control.

Taehyun

Beomgyu as we said, and maaaaybe Yeonjun? I feel like Yeonjun wouldn't take the initiative so it wouldn't happen if it was down to just him, but Taehyun has a way of persuasion, so if a threesome was something Taehyun really wanted, I see him possibly roping and rationalising Yeonjun into it. Those big pleading eyes and that determined face would be just too hard to say no to.

Huening Kai

Soobin. I generally see Soobin and Huening Kai as the least likely members to have a threesome, so if they did have one, it would be with each other. I feel that Huening Kai would understand the pressure Soobin might feel as a leader, and it's been said many times how Huening Kai tries really hard to look after people, so to me this makes it a natural pairing. I feel like it would be a really lovely, soft and caring dynamic and I see these two as rather likely to catch feelings because of it.

#txt headcanon #txt headcanons #txt yeonjun #txt soobin #txt beomgyu #txt taehyun #txt huening kai #muselin #txt hard hours #txt smut

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obeiii-mee · 4 years

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Hey! Sorry to bother you with a second ask but i thought this one would be cool. Fluffy headcanons of the demon brothers watching scary movies with MC??? Somewhere MC gets scared, and some where they don't? Thanks again!! :)

It’s no bother!! I love getting requests from you guys! The more, the merrier. I sort of hc that the brothers and MC do have movie night every week or so and with them being demons, they tend to levitate towards the horror genre. Thank you for sending this, this is really cute :)))

Without further ado—-

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The Brothers watching Scary movies with MC:

Lucifer:

-Haha mf already knows how this is going to end

-He warned you, he really did

-The horror movies DevilDom has to offer are nothing, and I mean nothing, like the ones from the human world

-I’m not going to go into detail but imagine Two Girls One Cup, in a less kinky and more gorey way (then times that by 10)

-But you were adamant into giving it a go and he literally could not deny you in that moment

-Because you were giving him the puppy eyes

-That’s like, the finishing blow you use every time to get your way with him and as far as you know it’s the only one that works so-

-He expected your reaction to the last second

-You were traumatised for lack of a better word and you were basically watching the whole film through the cracks between your fingers

-Seeing you in that state was like a punch in the gut but he couldn’t stop himself from throwing in a subtle ‘I told you so’

-“I told you watching something like this before bed is a bad idea, MC.”

-He might be a bit condescending and judgemental at first, but he’s probably going to baby you a bit for the rest of the night

-Because he feels bad he allowed you to watch it in the first place

-HAHAHAHA SOFT LUCIFER HAS BEEN SUMMONED, USE HIM WISELY

-He will start muttering words of comfort to you later because he’s certain you’re going to have trouble sleeping

-Because of that one time, he’s very hesitant to let you watch another horror film anytime soon

-But he will relent eventually (especially if you want to watch a human horror film as those are technically less extreme)

-If it makes you happy, he will go through with it, even if he has to let you cling onto him for the rest of the day

-Besides, the way you cuddle into him while you’re watching a horror film is very cute and endearing to him

Mammon:

-Ah yes, the most effective method of waking up the entire House of Lamentation at 3:00 am

-Mammon screaming his own vocal cords out in his room as he tries to get through his human’s favourite horror movie without dying of a heart attack

-It was his idea because he’s definitely the type to go: “Yeah let’s do this, it will be fun. Don’t get too scared alright MC? The Great Mammon will be here to protect ya.”

-And then ten minutes in, he’s basically in your lap

-Half an hour in, he turned himself into a demon burrito with his blankets

-You were enjoying the movie, laughing at the stupid sound effects and poor quality while Mammon next to you has wrapped himself in like two dozen blankets and pillows

-“Mammon you’re going to overheat.”

-“Don’t be silly human, I’m a demon who lives in hell. I can take high temperatures the same way I can take this damn movie!”

-He doesn’t take either of them well

-Mammon and the horror genre don’t mix well together to begin with

-So even if you might enjoy horror, he doesn’t react well to it at all

-And he’ll be low-key relieved if you tell him you guys don’t have to watch any sort of horror film for your date night

-“Well I guess if you don’t want to, then we don’t have to. Can’t make my human do something they’re uncomfortable with eh?”

-But if you do watch a scary movie with him, be sure to show any sort of physical affection to him as often as possible

-You don’t have to say anything, just hold his hand or let him put his head in your lap or something

-It might stop him from screeching like a female sloth in heat

-The last time that happened, his brothers weren’t too pleased with him

-They about to recreate the horror film scenes onto him, bring the popcorn have fun

Levi:

-For some reason, I feel like he doesn’t get scared easily while watching stuff

-I mean, after decades of obsessively watching animes with brutal character deaths (like Attack on Titan style) and grotesque horror games that are pretty nasty even to demons, let alone humans;

-A horror film, from the human world or even DevilDom, doesn’t do much for him

-It will have to have very good psychological horror in it if you want the hairs on his arms to stand up in anticipation

-Tension is a big deal for him and he will immediately shut off the TV if there are any cheap jump scares

-But, if you manage to find just the right thing for him?

-You’ll both be hiding under the bed in no time under the bathtub more like

-Hell, if the film you’re watching is that good, he might even be holding onto you for dear life without realising it and getting flustered about it

-For weeks afterwards, any sound that is remotely similar to one from that movie will probably send both of you into panic

-You came to his room one night because you’ve had a nightmare about the stupid film and legitimately thought there was a fucking demon serial killer in your room

-So you wanted to stay in his

-“But what if there is a serial killer in your room and now you just led it to me MC????”

-It’s all jokes, there’s no question he would lock both of you in his room and then stay there with you wide awake until dawn

-You’re his best friend after all, he would have to be completely heartless to leave you on your own! (Besides Levi is terrifying when he wants to be)

-One time you were sleeping over and the sound of fumbling woke you tf up

-And Levi immediately turned into his demon form, like he was ready to throw hands with this fictional murderer that supposedly sneaked into his room

-“DON’T WORRY MC, I’LL PROTECT YOU!”

-“Ah never mind, it’s just Mammon breaking into your room again to steal your Ruri-Cham figurines and sell them on Akuzon.”

-“Oh OK.”

-“.....”

-“WAIT MAMMON WTF YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG, GET OUT OF MY ROOM-“

-I’m playing Minecraft

Satan:

-Believe it or not, Satan doesn’t care much about horror movies

-Don’t get me wrong, he loves watching his brothers shit their pants out of fear in the middle of one while he silently smirks to himself because watching other people suffer brings him euphoria

-Especially if someone actually manages to find a film that is excellent enough to spook Lucifer, because then he will be cackLING

-But, overall, he watches a lot of shows revolved around drama and crime

-That’s his thing

-However, he won’t turn you down if you’re up to watching a scary movie with him

-Any time spent with you is valuable time seeing as it won’t be long before his brothers start hogging you again like the cockblockers they are

-He is honestly surprised to find out you seem to be rather amused by those sort of movies

-So, even if it’s not inherently something he does on the regular, he would definitely watch a scary film with you if you enjoy them that much

-But in exchange, he makes you promise to read with him until bedtime rolls around (imagine Lucifer having a fucking curfew for his brothers and you lmao)

-So for the rest of night you guys just read together, ya know, like sappy romantics

-Tbh, this man will do almost anything with you as long as both of you are having fun

-He knows it’s not likely, but he insists on sleeping in the same room that night just in case you have nightmares and he needs to comfort you

- :)

-Satan is a gentleman. Idk how many people that don’t play OM expected to hear this

Asmo:

-Why would you want to watch a movie when you could be watching him???

-I mean, you would rather watch all that gory stuff on the TV than his beautiful face?

-He may get salty over a fucking movie tbh

-Horror films aren’t something he generally looks for while trying to pick a movie to watch

-He can definitely handle them better than Mammon but it’s not something he takes great pleasure in watching

-But the first time he ever sits down with you to watch one, he’s very intrigued to see your reactions

-You started feeling the sensation of absolute dread creep in at the very beginning and you were trying your best to act like you weren’t getting affected by what you saw on the screen

-But you were

-You went from “I’m grown ass adult, I can watch a fucking horror movie, no problem.”

-To “Welp, not enough of a grown ass adult for this-“

-And Asmo thought the way you tried to hide your nervousness was very mesmerising in a way

-He was planning on flirting with you during the movie anyway, but now that you were pressing himself against him?

-Oh boy, Oh boy

-“Darling if you wanted to touch me, you could’ve just said so. Making the excuse of watching a movie is unnecessary.”

-Nightmares? What nightmares? You won’t have time to have nightmares ;)

-haHAHA funny inappropriate joke

-It’s Asmo, it’s mandatory to have at least one of those added in here

Beel:

-Beel will show up if there’s food and that’s that

-He doesn’t care what type of movie is playing on the TV as long as he has a bucket of popcorn next to him at all times

-Horror films aren’t something he can’t handle, he’s a demon like the rest of his brothers and he is used to...violent deaths and such

-He doesn’t get scared but there are times where he gets attached to the characters

-Especially movies with actual good and not cringeworthy dialogue

-Therefore, when they die, he gets sad even if they’re just fictional and their death had no real impact

-He also thinks that the way you can watch these things without flinching is impressive

-I mean, he can watch it and so can his brothers because they are demons

-They’ve done worse things than the things you see in horror films

-But you’re a human! So it’s weird to see you watch a person get repeatedly slammed against a wall until their neck snaps without batting an eyelid

-Overall, he does not have an opinion on scary movies

-He gets a bit emotional when a character he really liked dies

-But other than that, he’s just focused on eating

-And occasionally patting your head affectionately

Belphie:

-He doesn’t really like horror films because there’s a lot of screaming and tense music and he’s just trying to nap in your lap (rhyme)

-He doesn’t really need sound effects like that in the background while he’s trying to sleep

-But one day he was like “Hey, what if I show my favourite human this particular scary film?”

-And he did

-And he’s internally dying and feeling guilty and yet so flustered because of you

-It’s like you suddenly turn into this very fidgety and anxious mess and he thinks you just look....cute

-At some point you were getting overwhelmed and sprung up on your feet to turn the lights on

-And he just grabbbed your wrists, pulled you down next to him and let you press your head against his chest

-As mentioned, he’s a little shit and will tease you for being such a scaredy cat

-“That was the most predictable jumpscare and you still flinched, wth is wrong with you lmao.”

-But at the same time....

-“Relax. It’s just a horror movie. You’ll be fine. Besides, I’m here. Like I would let something bad happen to you.”

-That’s sweet, even if the tone of voice may not imply it because he’s such a brat-

-He actually really likes holding you for once, because usually he’s the little spoon

-He’s still a bit of a sadist so I imagine him sitting there and watching this while giggling to himself

-Isn’t he the cutest, laughing at other people’s misery and their never ending suffering?🥺🥺🥺 UwU

-Ah well, at least he has the decency to spoil with affection afterwards and make sure you have no nightmares that night

-You know, as payback for the horrific shit he made you watch with no warning

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OK, I think I made a decent job of this even though it took longer than it actually was meant to. Thank you for reading though. I’ve got so many requests to go through and I’ve been feeling motivated lately so yeah!

See you soon

Al~

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