#wwe all stars

[simptasticjoe]

Defending the Stun Gun Ending

Wrestling fans and wrestlers alike seem to agree that Goldberg losing to Kevin Nash after getting tazed was a bad idea; however, I loved the ending and thought it made the most sense. At that time, Goldberg was 173-0 in his WCW career, and it would take a lot more than interference to make him lose at that time. I didn’t hate the ending, but I hated what happened afterward. Kevin Nash lost to…

[toriz0]

WWE All-Stars (2011) Dream Match ratings based on how accurate the comparison is

Warrior vs. Sheamus - Sheamus isn't a homophobic piece of shit so jot that down first. This wasn't really true of early Sheamus, he was strong but he was a chickenshit heel, but post-Gunther series it's pretty fitting, 7/10

Eddie vs. Rey - Rey's legacy in WWE is so painted and shaped by Eddie's passing, even to this day (his feud with his own son was about Dominic saying that Eddie was cooler). 9/10

Steamboat vs. Kofi - i guess this was fair in 2011 when Kofi was just the high flying midcarder, but nowadays he's part of the most successful team in WWE history and had the fairytale championship run Steamboat never did, 2/10

Perfect vs. Miz - pretty apt, very different styles but privileged vanity is the core of both characters, though Miz has the chip on his shoulder that makes his character more complex than Perfect's. both also are associated with the Intercontinental title, 6/10

Andre vs. Big Show - Show started his career as the kayfabe son of Andre, they've always been linked. both were also in 10/10 movies (The Princess Bride and the Waterboy). 10/10

Austin vs. Punk - alcoholism vs. straight edge being the sticking point here is so weird looking back, but this was pre-pipe bomb. "unmatched fighting skills" is very funny since Punk went 0-2 in UFC. as for which is a better role model, at least Punk only punched his bosses, 9/10

Hart vs. Edge - Edge wrestles a decently technical style but his matches are about his cunning more than his technical prowess, also ngl putting him against Hart does him no favors as a comparison, Hart was an absolute master of his craft and Edge was always less skillful than Christian. both are Canadian though. 4/10

Roberts vs. Orton - both really embody their snake motifs, working slowly and methodically before their snappy finishing blows. it's just that Jake the Snake is better in every single way and it's not close, 8/10

Slaughter vs. Swagger - you can tell that they wanted Angle to be Jack's counter, and they just scrounged up the most patriotic wrestler they could think of. should've been Lance Storm, 3/10

Hogan vs. Cena - politicking, patriotic supermen marketed to kids. the connections run so deep that in his mindfuck hellscape Persona dimension one of his greatest anxieties is turning Hollywood like Hogan did. that's not a non-sequiter, check out the Firefly Funhouse match at WrestleMania 2020. 10/10

Savage vs. Morrison - hated this at first but honestly fair. the sunglasses, the boot tassles, the elaborate entrance gear, Savage is 10 times the promo Morrison was/is but they both hold very unique physical charisma. 7/10

Snuka vs. Kane - they just wanted these guys in the game. they're both awful, awful human beings though. 0/10

Rock vs. Haitch - the Undisputed Champion thing seems really arbitrary considering how much these guys actually have in common. so much shared history, both having failed gimmicky runs before morphing into defining figures of the Attitude Era. 6/10

Roddy vs. McIntyre. Roddy Piper was Canadian. 0/10

Michaels vs. Undertaker - it always annoyed me that Shawn's ugly as sin DX gear was his default in this game. it's fitting, they probably have more direct comparisons but for how influential they were in each other's careers it makes sense. both are also from Texas. 8/10

[dilf-in-peril]

Okay, who cares about merch sales? The REAL measure of success is how highly rated your feet are over at wikifeet.

Things I learned today: women don't get number ratings, probably because straight men can't be trusted with anything, and John Cena's feet are so amazing he managed to break the scale, which is somehow the most John Cena thing to do.

[cephalopodsquad]

maxxine being the one to take the belt off rhea, thus giving us a faction vs faction feud with judgment day vs alpha academy. goths vs jocks. the way nature intended.

[simplecountryboy]

[dynamitekansai]

Via Naomi's Instagram Stories

[whysamwhy123]

SWERVE DESERVES BETTER.

[milesworld96]

YALL…..WE GOT NEWS☹️

[womenofwrestlingfashion]

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[simptasticjoe]

WWE Releases

The WWE releases have started, and the only surprising names so far for me are Dolph Ziggler and Shelton Benjamin. Sadly, I always felt like both men were underappreciated talents, but the rosters are too stacked at the moment for either man to make a significant impact. The rest of the releases aren’t surprising to me. Elias, Rick Boogs, Shanky, and others haven’t made a dent on any…

[indeedgoodman]

[alfairy]

You know, with the amount of properties that Scooby Doo has crossed over with, I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a Scooby Doo and Fnaf crossover movie yet. Like come on, tell me that wouldn’t be fun to watch.

[zhindian]

I am tired of how Naomi keeps getting left out of conversations. The disrespect!

Triple H had an interview where only Sasha Banks was mentioned. First, Sasha didn’t walk out by herself and this walkout wouldn’t have had this much impact without Naomi.

Plus the interviewer was full of shit too because they couldn’t find a second or two to add Naomi’s name to the conversation.

I don’t care if Sasha is the bigger “star”, this is damn disrespectful to Naomi. Yes, Sasha hasn’t been treated right but Naomi has been treated filthy. Her only storyline of note was a racist one with Sonya, and that was stripped from her the moment Rousy got back.

Despite staying over and tending, we get idiots like Booker saying Naomi didn’t deserve it. It always seemed like that made an effort to keep Naomi from her husband and the Bloodline story, yet everyone knew who she was married to. But even that association didn’t save here when people came after her for Jimmy acting up.

I’m tired y’all. At this point she needs to do what she wants and not come back to this cesspool. I said what I said.

[biancabelairs]

bad bunny for world champion imo

[jaepuppy]

not them thinking people don't see they're doing this to get people to ask stuff like "is this what you came back for cody?" lol. And I know they're not buying time for roman to hit 1000 days by way of brock lesnar. Now WWE........Well, here's that "adversity" some people wanted cody to experience.