#xisuma x Keralis

[rosenight143]

Xisuma is running around his temple, trying to get his butt naked daughter who escaped him when he was trying to get her ready for the day.

A 3-year-old Xia runs down the steps but didn't make it to the bottom due to xisuma grabbing her.

"Nooo, mommy, I want down!" Xia wiggles in Xisuma's hold trying to get free but failing.

"Xia baby, you are not going to run out in the world with no pants on. We don't need the hermits to see your cute little butt, " Xisuma says, going back inside and putting Xia's dipper, pants, and shoes on her.

Xisuma then turns to grab Xia's little backpack she wears to put things she found in to take home. when he turns around Xia was gone.

"Xia? honey where are you?" Xisuma says looking around just to see his 3-year-old once again making a run for it Xisuma runs after her again.

once again Xia didn't make it far since someone picked her up, but it wasn't her mom this time. Xia looks up to see who it is only to see her uncle ren.

"Where will you be going without your parent little miss Xia" ren says raising an eyebrow. "Mommy is taking forever and I want to explore!" Xia yells as Xisuma gets there and was about to scold his daughter from running off when he just realized ren was the one holding Xia.

"Oh, hey ren thanks for stopping Xia from running off" xisuma says and takes Xia "it is ok x ha, but I think someone wants to look around" ren points out making xisuma giggle " yes indeed my good friend ha we should go meet up her dad so see you ren ha" xisuma says then goes to name tag and puts Xia on him then gets on himself and leaves with Xia laughing the whole time making xisuma smile the whole way.

(here have something short lol)

[shepscapades]

im sure you've answered this somewhere before but why does X wear his helmet? ik you've said he's not a hybrid which i assume just means he's human, so is it just that he doesnt like showing his face? or is it plot or backstory related? -starr

Who’s to say!! Seems to be a mystery to the other hermits…

(shoutout to @kiwinatorwaffles‘s baldsuma comic, i couldn’t not make a cheeky reference to it hehe :] )

[obssesseddepressedsleeplessmess]

hermitcraft season x

everything keeps going wrong and its hilarious

day 1:

welsknight's power went out five minutes before they started

keralis couldn't join and no one noticed for a bit

xisuma fell in lava and almost died in the first five minutes

mumbo had to do the introduction (and he claims he know the least of what is going on)

gem's game was glitching with falling blocks

ren set up the coop caving only to be the only one to die

impulse (skizz's best friend) killed skizzleman as the first kill (not death) in demise

after that:

grian is obsessed with fishing to get a mending book and can't get one in over 4000 attempts when impulse got one in under 20

mumbo dying to phantoms rather than the complicated trap set up for when he came back from afk

iskall's collaborative base

scar seeing the trap cub set and activating it while laughing about how he wouldn't fall for it (and losing all his resources)

stress dying to a trap made for iskall

Bonus: not really wrong but everyone taking things slow except for doc who had a villager trading hall day 1 and then took off to go be doc and break Minecraft

[hiding-under-the-willow]

A few of the hermits that I usually draw with ponytails and such with their hair down, cause I thought it would be fun :]

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

I want to see Doc, Keralis, and/or Iskall added to the life series specifically because I want to see what happens when they're so freaked out they forget English entirely. Like the boogeyman ambushes them and they either start yelling in their native language or just. screaming.

Or Xisuma. I think he'd be funny in the life series. Kind of like a mix between a therapist and soggy wet cat.

Everyone else's search history is things like "angry shouting german help?" "german phrases to calm down angry german man??" "help too much german??!?"

[archangel-004-art]

Happy Pride [explodes]

[mcytshipsandmore]

xbralisuma raaah 💥💥💥

they would cuddle and have movie nights and watch the stars. xB and X both bond over their love of Keralis and Keralis would love both of them. 😤

we love Minecraft men 🔥🔥🗣��🗣️

MINECRAFT MEN FOR THE WIN!!!

I've always kinda grouped X, xB, and Keralis together in my mind so yeah I can totally see this!

-🍫

[greenix]

thought about evil x = evil exes (scott pilgrim) and then could not stop having that thought. I'm normal about them though (lie)

reference under the cut!

[ghost-y-toast-y]

In honor of @qpr-kersuma-week !

[titiro]

So I may have recently reread Cat Among Pigeons by @stalarys and well you see. Chapter 6 lives rent free in my head now forever <3

[blueberrysnake]

New fic out! Chapter 1/3!!

A part of the sad mumbo series! (Hiding In Plain Sight)

[rosenight143]

hermitcraft

xisuma is walking around with a baby Xia wrapped close to his chest, he isn't wearing normal armer, so Xia isn't just sleeping on soft armer.

xisuma is doing some shopping for Christmas since he was busy with admin stuff and making sure Xia didn't roll herself off his desk or somehow use her voidwalker magic to teleport away.

so, he just brought her gift shopping, so Keralis didn't have to deal with their little girls' powers. so, she is just asleep on his softened chest plate and keralis almost died from cuteness from seeing them.

"Ugh why do all your aunts and uncles have to be so hard to shop for hm Xia" xisuma said to the sleeping baby.

after a while, xisuma met up with keralis, and that is when Xia picked that moment to wake up and damn milk from her mother. xisuma pats Xia's little back and feeds her (xisuma is intersex all voidwalkers are)

"Ha, she is way to cut shashamy," Keralis says, smiling at xisuma and xia " yeah but it is so weird feeding her like this" xisuma said putting his head on Keralis shoulder and Keralis puts a arm around him " well my dear shashamy you are intersex so it makes since that you have the ability to carry cutie kids you can feed them like other woman" Keralis says as he kiss xisumas head.

After xia is done eating xisuma burps her then Keralis takes her "my turn to hold the baby haha" keralis says and kiss xias little cheek.

Xisuma giggles then gets up. "Let's head back to our base, so I can wrap up gifts," xisuma says, and Keralis holds xisumas hand, and they walk home with baby xia babbling like crazy

[shepscapades]

Uhm hi Shep 👉👈

if I were to request more Xisuma, what would you sayyyy?

(P.S. saw you redraw one of the mini doodles for the last request - this time, can it be the cleo and X one?)

Well normally i would rush to find a little xisuma to share from part 3 (which is almost done btw >:3), but I remembered that little doodle of cleo hugging x and whipped this up because they are so special to me and I think xisuma should get 100000 comforting hugs

[kitsunespawz]

Polyamorous-es your xBralis

[moroxxed]

cw for mild gore, nothing crazy graphic imo

like 3 days ago i had a thought and it was haha evil xisuma exists what about evil keralis... *opens procreate*

it isnt too well made, i got very tired at the end cuz ive been sick and wanted to relax rather than animate so i just put in a bunch of stills, but here it is. also been listening to the beetlejuice musical on repeat so. yeah.

[canyoubelieveitsmc]

15. The Devil - they are constantly trying to restrain themselves but fail because they feel powerless. They hold the keys to their own freedom but keep getting themselves stuck. They are very powerful once they do free themselves.

(Please remember that there are only [22] cards in the major arcana, and I want to try to get every Hermit in this project! So there probably won't be repeats, but we will see)