Tonight I'm thinking about how everyone in Forest Ridge and Manor House (and most of Hillerska in general) just lived with the knowledge that "Wilhelm and Simon from math class had sex and now it's everyone's problem. The Crown Prince now wants to abdicate, and the socialist is angrily pelting people with dodgeballs. Also, they cheated to get on the rowing team together, so now we fucking suck at sports too."
Idk I just think they all deserve a medal or something for the mental gymnastics they all had to do to keep up.
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why are half the jokes people make about timkon just gay versions of boomer-style "i hate my wife" jokes. did you know... they actually are supposed to like each other (shocking but true!!!!)
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Cute man in his mid 20s just shooting his shot full force with me and I'm like just like Damn son you slapping that charisma and respect on full force, alright I see you.
Anyways just spent 3 hours talking to this guy and there is very likely a date in our future because turns out we love a lot of the same things and have similar views on life.
So. Ya know. Point for the boldness working.
Also where do I apply for the cougar card 😂😂 because I guess that just happened since there's 8 years between us
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jjk 208 was ok besides the yuki treatment (which makes it as a whole a big ol' fat stinker for me), but idk... How Gege handles deaths are very telling and built up but if Yuki is dead, then this is a dramatic shift in how Gege writes those who die. Plus, Garuda is an intertwined concept of the Phoenix and just disappeared this chapter. Maybe Yuki will rise from the ashes in some way
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Nintendo in 2016: We can't have a game where Zelda is the main character, what would link do?
Omega Force: ....But we did exactly that 2 years ago....
Nintendo in 2018: Zelda will not be the main character of BOTW2. Fuck you.
Omega Force: FINE WE'LL FUCKING DO IT OURSELVES
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what do you mean americans take multiple ibuprofen pills a day for pain. how is your stomach and liver still functioning
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"how can you defend amber heard did we watch the same trial" yeah we did i'm just not misogynistic. hope this helps
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// AU where Padmé lives bc Aurelia helped with the delivery of the twins and has extensive experience with delivering far more babies in far worse conditions + basic understanding of pre/intra/postpartum and pre/postnatal care
// Bonus: She, Alfie, and Obi-Wan help keep Padmé safe and allow her to raise her own babies (with help from the canon adoptive parents) while they’re all basically hiding from Anakin and the Empire. Maybe even helps her find someone who’s actually worth her time too-
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I cant believe how many people are admitting that they just straight up tortured their barbies and dolls and some of yall are evil like did you not take anything away from toy story?
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liv. listen. slink isnt here. we can talk shit about him as much as we want on your blog listen to me. we can do this
Omg I fell asleep before I could see this last night
I would NEVER Slinky is my favorite okay I TOLD you this Weasel. He's never done anything wrong ever smh
Cant believe you would even try and ask that of me damn
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