#yandere nezha x reader

[pamgkrthwrites]

Darling Storage

Warning, the following content is for an 18+ audience. If you are under the age of 18 do not read the content below. Warning, the following content has disturbing/triggering themes such as; Yandere Themes, Abusive Relationships, Implied Past Sexual Assult, Sexual Harassment, Manipulation, Assult, Choking, Burning, Fire, Isolation, Hurt no Comfort, Developing Stockholm Syndrome, and others. I do not support or encourage these themes or actions, they are merely written fictional events for entertainment. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.

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Fandom: Lego Monkie Kid

Characters: Adult!Nezha, GN!Reader

Pairings: Nezha x Reader

Themes: Yandere Themes, Yandere Relationships, Manipulation, Hurt no Comfort

Summary: It's been 7 to 8 months since living with Nezha, and you've gotten used to a few things about them. Their anger is not one of them, and you certainly didn't think they would use their fire as a form of punishment. (Part 2 of Darling Harvest)

Word Count: 1967

Taglist: @thisladyisgaygay

A/N: Merry Christmas everyone- What? What do you mean this is a Halloween Post? Jokes aside, thank you for waiting this long for this second part.

On the 21st of March, you were a Darling in an event known as The Purge. A 24-hour event in which it was legal for people to sign up and legally kidnap their victims. It allowed the kidnapper - known as Yanderes - to have legal ownership over their victims - known as Darlings - as if they were pets.

And the person who kidnapped you was a God, The Third Lotus Prince Nezha. 

After becoming their property, you discovered that you were not the only darling held within Heaven, though apparently, you were the only Darling that Nezha had ever captured.

All immortal beings are apparently 5-star ranking Yanderes. Which creeped you out whenever Nezha was to convince you to leave his palace and you passed the other gods or goddesses.

They weren’t snickering because you were human, they were snickering because you were just another darling. Just another mere mortal who was no match for a God.

You have been Nezha’s Darling for the past 7 to 8 months, and you have gotten pretty used to the day-to-day life with them.

First off, you had learnt that Nezha doesn’t go by he/him pronouns, they/them actually. Though they still used masculine titles, it was more because Heaven didn’t seem to have gender-neutral titles period.

You had gotten used to Nezha not allowing their servants to wash you, only they could do that. You had gotten used to Nezha dressing you every morning, though their servants were allowed to dress you if they didn’t know how something was supposed to be put on. You also had even gotten used to Nezha feeding you themselves. 

What you weren’t yet used to was the affection.

In the privacy of their Palace, Nezha would kiss you so gently and hold you so gently. Their lips would linger on your neck, pulling you closer to their body.

“You’re mine.” They would whisper into your ear. “Mine and no one else’s.”

Their kisses would always make you feel sick.

You couldn’t fight against them though, Nezha was too strong. Nezha may not have held you down or used their full strength on you, but you weren’t going to be able to escape their clutches if they did.

There was a downside to all the affection though, it was that you had gotten used to it happening.

When Nezha wouldn’t kiss you, hold you close, or cuddle you, it was either because you two were at a social gathering with the other gods or they were angry at you.

There was always an aura around Nezha when they were angry at you, and it was the scariest thing to you.

You two had just gotten back from another meeting with the Emperor, and Nezha wasn’t being affectionate at all. They refused to hold you close, they refused to speak, they refused to even look at you.

It felt isolating and humiliating. The only person whom you’ve been allowed to have communication and contact with fully retracting all love and affection was heartbreaking.

You wouldn’t say you loved them, but you did have to act as if you did love them and sometimes that acting felt real. 

What was most awkward about Nezha being angry at you was the “rooms” they had you locked in did not have any walls. It was a very large room, almost the size of a ballroom. The bed was in the centre, the kitchen was in one corner, the bathroom was in the other, and the living room was in another. Everything was open just so Nezha could have eyes on you all the time.

With Nezha seating themselves away from you and not looking at you but still wanting to be in the same room as you sent fear throughout your body. You considered yourself lucky that they had yet to be aggressive with you. At most, Nezha was sexually aggressive with you but they have never yelled or stuck you yet.

You sat still up in the king-size bed Nezha had made for you, watching them from where they were sitting on the couch.

Had you done something wrong? Had you done something to displease them?

You had to be careful.

You tried to build up the courage to speak, your voice coming out weakly. “Nezh-?”

“What is it?” Nezha asked, not even letting you finish speaking.

“I-” You gulped, feeling the fear rush through you.

You just wanted to be safe, you wanted to feel safe. 

You could never feel safe around a yandere, you don’t know how anyone could.

“Spit it out already.” Nezha’s voice was a little more demanding this time, which made you start shaking in fear.

“I-I just wanted to know if you were okay.” You said weakly. “You seem angry.”

“I’m fine.” Nezha spat out, though you noticed their hands were clenched together together. One of their thumbs to pressing down into the back of the other hand. 

You carefully got up and made your way over to them, being careful with your steps. Nezha noticed, though kept themselves from looking at you. You carefully sat beside them on the other end of the couch, fiddling with your own hands.

You cannot believe you were to ‘fix’ your ‘relationship’ with your kidnapper.

“Could you tell me what’s on your mind then?” You asked carefully.

Nezha’s knee start bouncing up and down as if they were scared to answer you. After a few minutes just sitting there, you started to wonder if this was a good idea.

“You…” Nezha started then stopped, clearing their throat before continuing. “You implied you weren’t a virgin.”

You took a breath in. 

So, Nezha was one of those possessive types.

… Okay now saying that out loud- No shit Sherlock, they were a yandere!

If you played your cards right, you could get them back into a good mood.

…But it might mean you’d have to have sex with Nezha…

You thought over your plan for a moment before responding to Nezha.

“...That’s right, I’m not a virgin.”

You saw Nezha’s hands and jaw clench, making you nervous. 

You then softly spoke. “If I had known I would meet you though, I wouldn’t have slept with them.”

Nezha froze from your words, their head slowly turning to face yours. Nezha’s baby pink eyes looked deeply into your own, searching for any sign of your lying.

“...You mean that?” They asked.

You carefully nodded your head, putting on your innocent act that you had to do a few times already around him. You bit your lower lip, looked off to the side, forced a blush and pushed your hand through one side of your hair.

“I mean, who wouldn’t?” You said with an innocent-sounding tone. “You are everything I’ve ever needed. Protection, support, shelter, food, love. Your looks and strength are a plus.”

There was silence, making you think that Nezha bought your act. It might mean Nezha would now start expecting sex from you, but as long as you don’t get punished-

“I don’t believe you.”

Your blood ran cold and your body froze.

“W-what?”

“I said,” Nezha gave you a sharp glare. “I don’t believe you.”

You felt cold sweat build up around your body as Nezha stood up and leaned over you. Nezha put a hand on the crook of your neck. You felt it grow hot, as in burning hot.

You fearfully looked up at Nezha. “A-And why don’t you believe me, Nezha?”

“Because of how uncomfortable you get whenever I even try to do anything even remotely sexually with you.” Nezha glared down at you, their voice becoming like a loud bomb in your ears.

You heard your ears ringing and your eyes sting. “I-I just wasn’t ready to do it with you-”

“Because you don’t love me?” Nezha asked, their voice becoming more frustrated.

“No!” You rushed out, panicked. “No no, because I thought-”

“You thought what? I wasn’t ready?”

“That we weren’t-”

“I was practically begging you, Y/N.” Nezha said in a threatening tone, almost growing at you.

“That doesn’t mean we were-”

Suddenly, Nezha’s hand was on your neck and you felt piping hot pain, making you scream.

You tried pulling away, but Nezha’s grip was too tight and strong.

Tears fell from your eyes as you tried to pull away, trying to gasp for air.

Nezha wouldn’t kill you, right?

Right?

Nezha leaned down to your face and said in a low threatening voice. “Lie to me again, and I will burn you as you sleep. Do you understand me?”

You quickly nodded your head, which made Nezha stop.

Nezha pulled their hand away from your neck, your hands quickly going to where they held you down. You were shocked by the feeling under your fingertips that the wound was healing. You weakly looked up at Nezha, who was glaring down at you before turning away.

You watched Nezha leave the room and you heard the door lock.

The first time since you were brought here that you left alone to yourself.

Right after Nezha had almost burnt your neck off.

More tears fell from your eyes and you brought your knees to your eyes. You wrapped your arms around your legs, trying to take in deep breaths.

Why did you have to get Nezha’s attention? What did you even do to get their attention in the first place?

Your mind was racing, trying to think of something about yourself that Nezha liked about you.

You pulled your knees up from the couch and made your way over the bed. You got under the covers and held onto one of the pillows and sobbed into it. Holding the pillow tightly.

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You woke up to the smell of bacon. You lift up your head and look around the room, only to see them where the kitchen is. You laid back down in the bed though your eyes glued to them, watching Nezha.

Almost as if Nezha had eyes at the back of their head, they turned around to you and smiled. “Y/N, why don’t you come down and have some breakfast?”

You carefully got out of bed and made your way to the kitchen. Nezha looked at you and gave you a disappointed look.

“You slept in the clothes from the day before?” 

You didn’t want to say anything, so you sat down a the table and waited.

Nezha didn’t seem pleased with your lack of reply, though seemed to want to ignore the issue as well.

Once Nezha was done, they gave you a plate with double the serving they usually gave you. “I hope you enjoy it.” Nezha smiled.

You began eating the food though slowly. You were wary of them and they could read it off your face.

All that built of trust has gone down the drain.

Nezha was now regretting punishing you. Maybe you were being truthful of not thinking you two were ready, but they knew you weren’t being truthful about if you had known about them. That’s what angered them.

For now, though, that didn’t matter. Nezha wanted to make sure you had properly learnt your lesson. They missed you and hoped you had missed them too. They can rebuild that trust again some other time. For now, they just wanted you all to themselves.

Nezha put a finger under your chin to raise your head up to look at them.

“What did we learn from yesterday?” Nezha asked.

You were silent for a moment, fearing you were being tested or being burnt again.

“... Don’t lie to you?” Nezha smiled before leaning in and kissing your lips softly, thankful you hadn’t turned away like you were trained to. “Good. Now, enjoy your meal. I have something fun planned for us today.”

[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.

[newkatzkafe2023]

I have one! Do you know those delicious Monkey King pieces of yours? May I please ask for a bit of simultaneous comfort for the reader & the SWKs. Bandage them up, maybe the reader found time to gather them fruit? Both are protective af (yandere-esc) of each other. Genders are the dealer's choice. Thank you so much!

🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️

Yandere x Yandere🥰😍😈🔪

(Lmk Wukong) You have catered to him for years. He is a the apple of your eye and vice versa He Was so in love and so attached to you that he couldn't take it anymore. He just couldn't lose you So he made you immortal so he can have you forever. Not that you Mind he was the cutest monkey you ever met. You told him that you will take care of him. Such a good care of him your both are each other's world and your gonna love each other forever and ever 💛🐒.

(MKR Wukong) Oh you to are a very dangerous combination married couple. His Possessive nature and you're the jealous type You guys are the very definition of Yandere Couple. He made you immortal many years ago but you loved him so much so it was never a problem. You always share everything together from fruit. People were deeply concerned about your marriage it was cute how much in love you guys are but your both very obsessed. You once murdered a female demon out of Jealously and her was chirping and purring sweetly towards you. Your both extremely lethal but you also wouldn't have it any other way🔥🐒.

(NR Wukong) You guys are both so unpredictable it is insane and nerve racking. You share everything together from fruit to Alcoholic drinks and go on rides together and people see you everywhere together. There is never one without the other Li and Su Eventually became very concerned when they keep finding you together. The activity you always loved to do together the most was dancing to together where you would hold each other close like If you dare to let go you would loss each other forever. Rip to those who would dare separate you too🐒😈

(HIB Wukong) He is so Hot. People hated him for his looks but not you. He was not only very handsome but protective, caring, and more or Least grumpy. The biggest thing you loved about him is how well he takes care of children which checked all the boxes in you head. So you made your moves chirping and purring at him with hearts in your eyes and he look like a god-forsaken cherry but the end of it. He couldn't take it anymore and had to have you immediately so the next day Pigsy jaw dropped and the kids confused as to find a celestial monkey woman sitting in their dad's lap as Wukong introduced you as his mate and their brand new mother 👩🐒.

(Netflix Wukong) What a cute little monkey boy🥺. You can't get enough of him and vice versa. One day after watching him save the village you approached him a let out a cute flirty little chirp at him and he was on you like white on rice. Lin had found him being fed fruit by you occasionally your licking fingers you blushed but did nothing to stop him. Every time the village was in trouble he would make quick work of the demons and run right back to you. You have killed a couple of demons before for trying to hurt your sweet baby monkey and he was more in love then ever 🥰🐒.

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[yanderelmk]

Yanderes' Response To "I'd Die For You"

[platinumrosetail]

Playtonic Yandere REBORN Nezha Shadow peach yandere monkey king reborn shadowpeach and yandere monkey king hero is back X Pokemon baby female sawble harpy reader

Like the they found a egg that a Beautiful blue with white cloud's on it and it seems some demons really wanted it cuz it can do something they don't know about and planjng on truning the baby into a weapon until ether sun or Macaqua or whoever found yhe egg and saod nope and took tbem home . Please and thank you

Got it! 😁👍 now it’s been a while since I last seen these movies so some things might be remember wrong but I’ll try my best to remember as much as I can for it! 😅 😁 oh! Also my lmk requests is still CLOSED!! So don’t go requesting for any lmk as I’ll just delete them, now movies with monkey king in it sure but no lmk, got it? Thank you for understanding! Also we know macaque wasn’t actually in any of these movies but we like to think that he was and just wasn’t shown or something like that if that makes sense lol.

Warning: noob author, female child reader, platonic yandere characters, and others.

Characters: nezha reborn!shadowpeach, monkey king reborn!shadowpeach, and hero is back!shadowpeach.

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Nezha reborn!shadowpeach:

The three little monkeys (do they have names??) found a egg while exploring through the street while being mindful of where they’re going though the was a problem surrounding egg.

They had spotted demons crowding around the egg, one monkey suggested that two of them should distract the demons surrounding the egg as much as possible and as safely as possible while the other goes and get monkey king and macaque.

Sun comes in and took care of the demons, mostly just taunting and making fun of them before knocking them out completely.

The three monkeys showed the egg to sun who was curious on what you were as he never seen an egg like yours.

Sun decided to bring you home to show you to his mate; macaque, and see what he think they should do.

Macaque decided to adopt the egg as he knows what would happen to you if he doesn’t as when you hatch you’ll be used as a weapon in the wrong hands.

You hatched not long after and they were shocked to see a blue baby harpy girl that had clouds for wings, you were very cute so you get stuff easily by using your big innocent eyes if you reach for something you wanted.

Monkey king reborn!Shadowpeach:

The group came across some demons while on their journey to save their master from the king of demons; yuandi, that was underneath the tree that they stole the fruit from.

Monkey king was annoyed at the demons as they were blocking their path so he decided to take care of it and in doing so almost cracked the egg the demons that blocked the road they were on if it weren’t for macaque stopping his recklessness before it could destroy the egg.

(Decided to add macaque on the journey as I thought it made sense plus it helps with the story.)

Macaque scolded monkey king to be careful and mindful on where he attacks as he was about to kill a innocent life in the egg, monkey king grumbled but apologized anyway as he knows not to make his mate mad or else he’ll be punished and not the good kind of punishment (lol I had to 😂).

The group continued on but more careful than before what with the fragile egg that is now with them for now.

Before the battle between them and yuandi they hid the egg far from where they’re battling at to avoid it getting destroyed, and thankfully no one decided to steal it to either eat or raise it the egg as their own which monkey king joked about but was elbowed in the ribs by macaque.

The egg pretty much hatched right after macaque picked it up to hold while they were heading back but now they’ll be traveling back with what looks to be a little harpy girl that has cloud like feathers for wings.

Everyone fawned over you, though monkey king only did it while everyone is asleep at least he thought everyone was asleep macaque is silently watching loving how sweet his mate is to you and what a tsundere he is, one night you look over at macaque while monkey king was doing something real quick and macaque quietly signaled you to not tell monkey king, you didn’t quite understand but you kept quiet anyway as monkey king soon got back to silently fawning over you as macaque quickly pretended to still be asleep.

Hero is back!shadowpeach:

Liuer had found an egg and brought the egg to macaque and his master (the old monk doesn’t have a name from what I see) so they could see what they should do with the egg.

Macaque suggested that they could leave the egg with him as he has experience raising young ones what with the monkey subjects back at flower fruit mountain.

Though tragedy soon came what with the trolls came into the village and were targeting infants, and while in the midst of the chaos macaque and the egg, liuer, and a infant girl was separated from the monk and soon came to a cave after some trolls found them again.

Apparently the cave they had to take a short lived break was the same cave sun wukong aka the monkey king and mate to macaque was sealed in by Buddha. Macaque didn’t know he was sealed so close as all he knew that his mate was sealed by Buddha after fighting with the gods of china and he looked everywhere afterwards but apparently he was right under his nose by being in this cave he didn’t even know was there. It wasn’t until liuer got some blood from his hand onto the hand like statue did macaque begin to realize who was sealed here though the trolls soon was able to get in and began to attack them again.

Monkey king defeated them before moving away to get the chains on him off, macaque was wondering why monkey king didn’t say anything to him when he had the chance and began to follow him along with liuer.

They traveled together and met a pig demon along the way, they had a few troubles on the way what with the trolls and their leader but in the end they were able to defeat their leader though not without a few scares. They egg hatched while they were battling after they won they were met with a very cute baby harpy with cloud like wings and feathers, liuer and Macaque both fawn over you though you’re mostly in monkey king arms macaque teases him about how much monkey king seems to love you like you were his own child which flustered him and had him try and deny it even though it’s true.

(A/n: hope you liked it!! I’m honestly really sad to see not that many fanfics for these movies, I do plan on making one but it’s going to be in the future unless something happens that allows me to make one sooner, I do have a few ideas but that does mean I’ll be making the books now as there’s lots of other things to be done before that so I’m sorry on that, I actually might be able to post some things for it on here for it but that’s probably it anyway hope y’all have a wonderful day/evening/night!!!)

[emelinstriker]

random funny (yandere?)nezha x reader headcanon

talkin to a friend rn about the nezha pic i’m workin on and i started complaining to her about shading and how actually fucked up shading should be within the celestial realm-----

LIKE imagine the reader is gettin mocked for their looks by another human and a pissed off nezha brings said mortal to the celestial realm for EVEN JUST A BIT. he essentially places them in an area that is just fucking FILLED with any surface that can reflect the realm’s pure light and basically tries to blind them, or even succeeds-

Nezha then just simply goes: “If you can’t see their beauty, then you don’t deserve your vision. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

even better if he also adds other lines like

“You do realize the gods did not give you eyes to view my lover in such a little light, right?”

“You can see why I brought you here, right? Oh wait, you can’t.”

IDK WHY THIS IS NOW SET IN MY BRAIN I JUST FIND IT FUNNY WITH HOW BRIGHT THE REALM IS LIKE- HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT AND EVER QUESTIONED HOW MUCH LIGHT IS BEING REFLECTED WITH THE STRUCTURAL MATERIALS I-

LIKE I KNOW IT TECHNICALLY MAKES NO SENSE AND MORE THAN THE BULLY WOULD BE AFFECTED BUT LIKE

WHY AM I IMAGINING NEZHA IN SUNGLASSES NOW

IT EVEN GOES SO WELL WITH THE SPECIAL STRANGER CAP

wait

JADE EMPEROR WITH SUNGLASSES I’M CRYING-

MY BRAIN

[kikyan]

Hello again. I was wondering if I could request something with Ao Bing. Where after finding out about his past, Ao Bing became haunted with nightmares (memories) of his past life. With flashes of his death and the excruciating pain being the most occurring one. And one night he accidentally woke up his S/O. Who immediately comforts him with love and affection.

Omg that would be so sweet😭😭!! I definitely see that happening, we love the Ao Bing who talks about his fears/struggles and seeks help! Ao Bing, if he hasn’t explained it to you yet which I personally feel like he hasn’t just to avoid issues with his dad. Like his Dad is fine with y’all dating as long as you don’t find their real identity and prove to be an anchor to his plans. It would take a while and if he hasn’t told you, buckle up because it’s something. He’ll be a bit taken back, sighing in frustration because he knows how much his dad will mind but Ao Bing sees a full time relationship with you so why wouldn’t he?

He begins by showing his arm and explaining what he is. You’re a bit taken back cuz huh? Tf you mean you’re a dragon? He then explains the lineage, his role to play and who he rlly is. It’s hard to listen and honestly you’re starting to no believe him but his scars and ability vouch for his claim. He’s afraid to meet the same fate, it’s not fair for him to be reborn over and over again only to die the same way. Surely someone attempted to break the chain and go the friendship route. So why was he destined to die? You’d listen and all you can offer are words of comfort. You hold his head and stroke his face, your warm hands feeling nice against his cold skin.

Reassuring him that he’s not the same as his past lives, he deserves so much more and that he won’t die. You’ll stand up to Nezha if you must protect him. Though he ruins the moment by saying you’re no match for him and would get your ass beat if you tried.

Sorry for the wack ass format I’m on my phone 😭

[geminimonkieninja]

Hey guys! I’m gonna do a Yandere au! Yes I will let you guys Ask me for the headcanons and/or make a whole post of the person who is the yandere!

Here are the people:

-SWK

-Macaque

-Mk

-Pigsy (if needed)

-Tang

-Nezha

-Mei

-Redson

And many more

Things I would write:

-Obsession

-Smut of any kind

-Kinks

-gore

-kidnapping

-And the mentions of children

What I would not write:

-Rape

-Abuse

-anything Toxic

-and many more

These are the characters for the yandere au and I will do S/O ones as well

[random-fandom1984]

MASTER LIST

Request are open!

ALLOWED:

●Fluff ●Yandere ●Angst ●Crossovers ●Character x Reader ●Character x Character ●References to other fandoms ●Comfort ●Headcanons ●Reader/Character from one dimension/universe getting sent to a different one (tfp x tfa, trollhunters x zak storm, etc)

●others to be added

NOT ALLOWED:

●NSFW ●Pedophilia ●Incest ●Certain sensitive topics (rape, abuse, etc) ●Other's OC's (I don't have the confidence to do that)

FANDOMS

Transformers

Tfa:

General: - Predacon! Reader in TFA

Optimus Prime - Wattpad Story: Deadly Voice - Yandere! TFP! & TFA! Optimus x Chubby! Gn Reader Ratchet Prowl Bumblebee Bulkhead Jazz Jettwins Ultra Magnus Megatron Starscream (+clones) Lugnut Blitzwing Blackarachnia/Elita-1 Grimlock Wreck-Gar Soundwave Longarm Prime/Shockwave - All It Takes Is A Potion to Show How Much I'm Obsessed With You Wasp/Waspinator

Tfp:

Optimus Prime - Yandere TFP! & TFA! Optimus x Chubby! Gn Reader Ratchet Arcee Cliffjumper Smokescreen Bumblebee - Bumblebee x SG! Cybertronian Reader Bulkhead Wheeljack Ultra Magnus Megatron - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Starscream - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Soundwave - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Shockwave - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Predaking - Decepticons Meets Sparklings 5t3v3(Steve) - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Knockout - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Breakdown - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Dreadwing - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Arachnid Unicron

Tfe

Optimus - Sparklings Megatron - Sparklings Bumblebee - Sparklings Elita-1 - Sparklings Soundwave - Sparklings Shockwave - Sparklings Tarantulas - Sparklings Terrans(PLATONIC ONLY) Swindle Starscream

Tfg1

Optimus Prime - Calling Optimus Prime Dad Prowl Jazz Bumblebee Ratchet Megatron Starscream Skywarp Thundercracker Reflector Soundwave - Soundwave x Cybertronian Reader Part 1 Shockwave Grimlock Unicron Other Autobots and Decepticons

Tfbw

Optimus Primal Rattrap Rhinox Cheetor -His Sea Goddess (Cheetor x Cybertronian Reader with an Octopus alt-mode) Dinobot Megatron Tarantulas Waspinator

Tfrid2015

Bumblebee Sideswipe Strongarm Fix-it Grimlock Drift Steeljaw Thunderhoof Fracture Underbite Saberhorn

TF1

Orion Pax/Optimus Prime D-16/Megatron B-127/Bumblebee Elita-1 Starscream Soundwave Shockwave Sentinel Prime

LEGO MONKIE KID

Mk Mei Red Son Jin & Yin Spider Queen Azure Lion Macaque Sun Wukong Nezha Syntax Huntsman Goliath (Strong Spider) Peng Lady Bone Demon Not Mayor

ZAK STORM

Zak Storm (PLATONIC ONLY) Cece Crogar Clovis (PLATONIC ONLY) Caramba (PLATONIC ONLY) Calabrass (PLATONIC ONLY) Golden Bones

Trollhunters/3Below/Wizards

Angor Rot Gunmar Bular Aaarrrgghh Blinky (Blinkous) Nomura Draal Krel Tarron & Aja Tarron (PLATONIC ONLY) Varvatos Tronos Madu Zadra Zeron Alpha Nari Skrael Bellroc

Cookie Run Kingdom

Gingerbrave (PLATONIC ONLY) Wizard Cookie (PLATONIC ONLY) Strawberry Cookie (PLATONIC ONLY) Custard Cookie Ⅲ (PLATONIC ONLY) Chili Pepper Cookie Licorice Cookie Poison Mushroom Cookie (PLATONIC ONLY) Dark Choco Cookie Red Velvet Cookie Pomegranate Cookie Dark Enchantress Cookie Pure Vanilla Cookie White Lily Cookie Hollyberry Cookie Golden Cheese Cookie Dark Cacao Cookie Princess Cookie (PLATONIC ONLY) Knight Cookie (PLANTONIC ONLY) Caramel Arrow Cookie Crunchy Chip Cookie Affogato Cookie Captain Caviar Cookie Black Pearl Cookie/White Pearl Cookie Shadow Milk Cookie Mystic Flour Cookie

Others to be added

Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake

Fionna Cake (PLATONIC ONLY) Gary Marshall Lee Scarab Prismo Simon (PLATONIC ONLY) Marceline (Vampireworld version) Bonnibell Bubblegum (Vampireworld version)

WHEN REQUESTING (More rules will be added later):

●Include the fact whether or not your request is platonic or romantic; If romantic, is Y/n or character in a relationship, and if not, who is the romantic interest(s)?

●Give me some of the plot of what you're thinking for your request. If you don't, and I don't know what you want it to be about, or I can't think of what to make up- Example:

Optimus x Reader. Angst. Reader is male.

I don't know what the plot should be, or what it should involve. Like, if it's good enough that I can think of what it could be, then yeah, sure, but that will be a rare chance with me. But if it's like this- Example:

Aaarrrgghh x Reader. Comfort. Basically, the reader has had a bad day at work/school, and the two of them just cuddle and enjoy the silence in each other's arms, slowly falling asleep.

Then I will be able to think of how it can go because you gave me what you want to include in your request, but now how, I will be able to get behind that.

● I can make the reader be based off of another character, like- Examples:

-Vox! Reader in Trollhunters

-Reader as Ratchet's little sister in Transformers: Generation 1

Anything! Whatever you want as long as it's allowed.

●If your request involves something that isn't allowed, then it will be ignored.

That's everything for now! Request away!

[olinblogin]

LIST OF FANDOMS I WILL/WON’T WRITE FOR

What fandoms I will write for;

-Lego Monkie Kid

-One Piece

-One Punch Man

-Assassination Classroom (limited characters)

-COD (call of duty, any game)

-ATSV (across the spiderverse)

-TADC (the amazing digital circus)

-Underverse/undetale AUs

-Br0kenColors

What fandoms i won’t write for;

-Genshin Impact/Honkai impact

-Seven Deadly Sins

-Obey Me/Obey Me nightbringer

-FNF (Friday night funkin)

-MHA (my hero academia)

-Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss

-other fandoms that have problematic backgrounds

WHAT I WILL WRITE!!!

-platonic

-light angst

-fluff

-slightly suggestive content (will have a warning)

-smut content (will have a warning)

-childhood romance (no smut.)

-teen romance (no smut.)

-Reader x character

-character x character (very rarely)

-character x Reader x character

-polycules

-T4T (trans for trans relationships)

-F4F (femme for femme relationship)

-M4M (masc for masc relationship)

-F4TF (femme for trans femme)

-F4TM (femme for trans masc)

-F4TNB (femme for trans non binary)

-F4A (femme for any)

-M4TF (masc for trans femme)

-M4TM (masc for trans masc)

-M4TNB (masc for trans non binary)

-M4A (masc for any)

-LGBTQ content

-Yandere Content (not extreme)

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE!!!

-r@pe/noncon/dubcon

-cnc (consensual non-consent)

-child x adult

-abusive scenarios

-anything to do with children involved in anything sexual

-racism

-ableism

-unsanitary fetishes (i.e. scat, wound f*cking, etc)

-severe angst

-s*icide & s*lf h*rn

Characters I’ll write for in each fandom

BR0KENCOLORS

—characters so far—

Stalker/Damon (usually Poly)

Deliver Guy/DG (usually Poly)

Rasmus

Angel

Shadowman (not much I for abt them, some nsfw - demisexual)

Gunther

Leevi

—characters not in game yet but I will write—

Ace (some nsfw - demisexual)

Catherine

Milkman

Milla (no nsfw)

Salvador (some nsfw - demisexual)

Mimic

Pearl

Venni

LEGO MONKIE KID

- MK (Qi Xioatian)

-Mei Dragon

-Redson

-Sun Wukong

-Six Eared Macaque

-Ao Lie

-Lady Bone Demon

-The Mayor

-Yin & Jin

-Princess Iron Fan (Poly)

-Demon Bull King (Poly)

-Tang

-Pigsy (platonic)

-Sandy (platonic)

-Nezha (platonic)

-Bai He (platonic)

ONE PIECE

- Monkey D. Luffy

-Vinsmoke Sanji

-Roronora Zoro

-Usopp

-Nico Robin

-Franky

-Chopper (platonic)

-Nami

-Jinbei

-Donquixte Doflamingo

-Donquixte Rosiante

-Bartolomeo Kuma

-Boa Hancock

-Dracule Mihawk

-Crocodile

-Shanks

-Rayleigh

-Portgaz D. Ace

-Marco

-Thatch

-Izou

-Edward Newgate, Whitebeard (platonic)

-Eustass Kidd

-Jewelry Bonney

-Killer

-Monkey D. Harp

-Monkey D. Dragon

-Sabo

-Trafalgar Law

-Buggy

-Smoker

-Rob Luci

-Eneru

-Kalifa

-Yamato

-Perona

-Shaci

-Penguin

-Bepo (platonic)

-Akainu

-Kizaru

-Borsalino

ONE PUNCH MAN

-Saitama

-Genos

-Garou

-King

-Child Emporer (platonic)

-Metal Bat

-Speed O’ Sound Sonic

-Mumen Rider

-Watchdog Man (mostly platonic)

-Fubuki

-Atomic Samurai

-Lord Boros

-Bang

-Zombieman

-Flashy Flash

-Sweet Mask

-Charanko

ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM

(Any students such as Nagisa or Karma are platonic)

-Koro-Sensei

-Tadaomi Karasuma

-Irina Jelavic

COD - CALL OF DUTY

-Simon “Ghost” Riley

-John “Soap” MacTavish

-John “Captain” Price

-Horangi (Hong-Jin)

-König

-Nikolai

-Valeria Garza/El Sin Nombre (F4F/NB/AFAB)

-Alejandro Vargas

-Phillip Graves

-Farah Karim

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

-Kate Laswell (F4F)

-Gary “Roach” Sanderson

ATSV - ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE

-Miles Morales (platonic/fluff)

-Gwen Stacy (Platonic/Fluff)

-Pavitr Prabhakar (platonic/fluff)

-Prowler Miles (platonic/fuff)

-Peter B. Parker

-Jess Drew

-Miguel O’Hara

-Hobie Brown

TADC - THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS

-Pomni

-Jax

-Zooble

-Kaufmo

-Ragatha

-Gangle

-Caine

-Kinger

UNDERVERSE / UNDERTALE AUS

-Ink!Sans (platonic)

-Classic!Sans

-Nightmare!Sans

-Dream!Sans

-Swap!Sans

-Fell!Sans

-Killer!Sans

-Dust!Sans

-Horror!Sans

-Murder Time Trio (Killer!Sans, Dust!Sans, Horror!sans)

-Error!Sans

-AT!Sans (Geno)

-Fatal Error

-X!Sans (Cross)

-Outer!Sans

-Reaper!Sans

-Fresh!Sans

IF YOU DID NOT SEE ANY CHARACTERS OF INTEREST AND YOU’D LIKE ME TO WRITE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!

please as well reread the will/won’t write section if you’re feeling unsure!

[pamgkrthwrites]

Hello! Can i ask for reader can sometimes just run off to somwhere, no one can find them after they do. And they always return some time later with few new bruises and super happy. Sometimes they found a new interesting place but most of the time it was just some cute animal that got their attention.

For Yandere Nezha, Red Son, Macaque, Wukong, Mei.

Pretty please (✿◕‿◕✿)

Support me here

Sun Wukong

Wukong was probably was sleeping when you ran off. He realises you aren't in the room and sits up frantically before looking all over for you.

Once he finds you, he is distraught you are covered in bruises.

He doesn't understand why you are smiling you are so clearly hurt!

He locks you in the house, thinking someone hurt you.

He becomes worse.

Macaque

Is distraught, worried sick, about to destroy the whole world just to find you.

And once you are bad with bruises and cuts?

End of the world for him.

He does slowly learn and accept it just how you let go of unused energy.

But he still is worried when he sees you come back everytime.

Red Son

Well, you are now always wearing a tracker?

Red is happy about this but he will let you go off as long as you have a tracker on.

He always bandages you up after you washes you, then wraps you in a soft blanket.

"Could you at least not go bruising yourself?" "But that's half the fun!" "...You are lucky I love you so much-"

Be warned, if you ever come back with a large cut, he will lock you in the basement.

Mei

HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah no. No. It's not- It's not happening.

Mei has literally has you locked in one room in her house. It's not happening.

If you end up with bruises on you your walls will be soft and multi-coloured.

It's never happening.

Nezha

Well, Nezha will be breaking your legs for this.

You'll learn not to run.

Nezha doesn't approve, to say the least.

The only upside is that they will take care of you during your recovery.

And kisses.

[ebonystarfall]

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Hi!!! I partnered with a friend of mine to make this blog!(—Owner 1)

I begged for her email and now I’m forced to write this in her basement (—Owner 2)

Questions:

Q: What is this blog about?

— A: This is dedicated to writing LMK (Lego Monkie Kid) content, such as headcanons, oneshots, and character x reader stuff!

Q: Will you write about canon x canon?

— A: No, neither of us plan to write canon x canon…we’re sorry if that’s what you were hoping to look for!

Q: Which characters will you write about?

— A: Red Son, Nezha (Or Ne Zha depending on who you ask), Peng, Azure Lion, Kui Mulang, Ao Lie, Not Mayor, Syntax, maybe Spider Queen, Chang’e, and nobody else. (Update: Xianliu)

Q: What won’t you write?

— A: Smut, heavy gore, nsfw in general, minor x adult and other concerning things like that, yandere, and angst (I know we will write it on our CRK blog but we won’t do it here)

(Edit: we do angst.)

Q: Why won’t you write about Macaque, Wukong, or anyone else?

— A: Owner 1 is petty and doesn’t plan on writing about characters who has an INSANE amount of content (and also doesn’t really care about the others that weren’t mentioned), and Owner 2 only watched the show for their faves. Also because we don’t wanna mischaracterize the ones who are so popular to not look stupid 💜

Both of us are planning to make this blog more organized then the one about Cookie Run… (cough cough…this one)

(We won’t abandon that blog we swear)

(EDIT: We abandoned that hell of a mess)

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Monkey King acted like a yandere?

They're all equally lethal weapons😰😰😰

(Lmk Wukong) His Yandere Instincts are fueled by his fear of losing you. It probably doesn't help that he has severe attachment. Issues needs to be around you at all times or else? Some very bloody consequences will happen. And if you were a mortal at the time you were dating, he's gonna give you an immortality page without you even knowing. So so don't freak out too much when you're like forty six and you look like your Twenty two

(NR Wukong) Man's would make a very interesting yandere, Because no one can predict anything he would do. Granted, he does love you. And he's never really worried about losing you to someone else. But that still doesn't mean he doesn't worry. Also, he is slightly a pervert. So I can see him like stealing from you. Small stuff that you don't really knowohh this or considering its old stuff, then you definitely won't notice.

(Mk Reborn Wukong) I don't even think anybody would notice him as a yandere Because he's the freakin same. Possessive, jealous,Violent blood thirsty and insecure But also we might accidentally strike fear into you. But not fear of the outside world like he wants you to feel but fear of him as well. Don't allow him to know you fear him. Or that's gonna break him in a way you really don't need him to

(HIB Wukong) Okay the worst I see him do is Isolating you. He would not hurt or threaten you whatsoever, but he definitely wouldn't know how to keep you away from people. First he would be low-key with it. And you wouldn't even notice you'll find yourself distancing away from people your family and friends and soon enough from society. What he's really trying to show was that the only person you're gonna need us have for now and forever.

(Netflix Wukong) If he was a yandere he would be full of paranoia depression and desperation. He is constantly bombarded with dark thoughts About you leaving him for good. So he makes sure Never give you a reason to leave him whether it's about his behavior or his Appearance he will do whatever it takes to make sure you stay with him. And if none of that Is enough he'll just have to make To wear there's no one else but you and him

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG

[yanderelmk]

It's my birthday today 😊🎂

How do various yanderes celebrate their darling's birthday?

~💜💫

Oh my gosh happy birthday!! :D For the sake of not running out of space Imma group this together: ☀️MONKEY MEN🌑: They tried to make you a birthday cake...thing is neither of them know how to bake. They had to set their bitterness aside (or- well, they tried to) and the result was Wukong trying to distract you while Macaque scrambled around trying to find you something, even sending out his clones so he could sweep multiple stores at once (while pocketing a few shiny things for himself b/c mfer is a magpie). 🚦TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO🚦: Mei got you a gift weeks in advance, she stays on top of birthdays. Same for Red Son! MK however didn't remember until the night before because ADHD is a bitch, but he likely ended up drawing a bunch of pictures of you, him, Red Son, and Mei. Mei also has a cake ready b/c she's The Best Ever. The trio's general vibe is just "BFFs 5ever because it's longer than 4" and everyone they care about is given the same treatment. 📖FREE NOODLES🍜: Pigsy is gonna be cookin' up a whole-ass STORM!! All of your favorite foods will be made, and breakfast is definitely served in bed. Dinner's gonna be a whole feast with the cake made extra special. Tang's the type of guy that follows "It's your birthday, so whatever you say goes!" He'll be fully open to trying out something new, and his gift is going to relate to a really niche subject that he knows you absolutely adore. It's likely he's done research to make sure he got the gift just right! 🕷️SPIDER DEMONS🕸️: These four are so wild it's funny. Spider Queen probably used her silk to make you a really fancy outfit, Syntax (who had your birthday set up as a reminder on his phone) probably is gonna give you some kind of drone that can help you out with mundane stuff (you get to name it). Goliath tried to make something, but whatever it is it's gonna be messy...he did his best. Huntsman? Deadass he probably went to go hunt your favorite animal so he could stuff it. If your favorite animal isn't in the area or it's a fictional one catch this extra-ass motherfucker carving a big-ass statue of it.

They had these gifts prepared. They knew your birthday was coming. They still all forgot until the actual day/the night before, for various reasons. Hey, at least the gifts are well-made. ☠️BONE DUO👻: Both the Lady Bone Demon and the Mayor are going to appear on your doorstep at midnight. They have a full day planned with ways to celebrate your birthday and 'no' is not an option. You will be spoiled!! The Mayor's got enough money to take you out in style, probably in his limo to fancy restaurants, most likely one of those rotating ones. The gifts will be exactly what you need, even if you didn't know you needed it yet. Even if it seems odd at first, best to just go along with it. 🪷CELESTIAL SQUAD🌙: Chang'e has a gigantic cake prepared, most likely one layer for each year of your life. She's been working on this for forever!! Nezha helped her prepare a big party on the moon for you. Both of them are likely to gift you presents of Celestial origins (blessed jewelry that protects you from demonic possession, or a very rare book). They might have lost count of their own ages, but they understand how important birthdays are to some people. 🦁THE🐘BROTHERHOOD🦅: They're completely unfamiliar with how mortals celebrate birthdays, but they're going to do their best. Cake? OK sure they can make one (it looks god awful). Presents? Surely any mortal would appreciate dangerous weapons and armor (it's horribly wrapped)! With the whole "listen to the birthday person" thing they might take it too literally. Like if you say "Let's hit the road" they are going to demolish that goddamn road b/c you said to and are the birthday person. Your wishes must be followed. They're trying they really are.

[lotusarchon]

rules for writing + lmk:

⋆ always like the rule page before making a request. you don't need to be off anon, but i need to know people are reading my rules before making any requests because some people are hard of hearing

⋆ i am a multifandom blog. i will write for things i'm interested in. currently, i am glued to the lego monkie kid fandom, and it will be subjected to change.

⋆ i write for any of the lego monkie kid characters, however, the only ones that i don't feel comfortable writing any nsfw/romantic scenarios with are; sandy, pigsy, lady bone demon's host (bai he), and yellowtusk. depending on if there's a season six, there'll be more characters added.

⋆ please be specific when requesting. remember i'm not a mind reader so if you ask for an x reader without specifying much i can't write it the way you want it. furthermore, don't write an entire plot in my requests. if you can think of a whole plot, you can write your own story. remember i am doing x readers, not an oc story for you.

⋆ my readers are poc inclusive. many fanfics aren't very poc inclusive, and as a poc myself i want to feel included. the same goes for fellow poc readers. i am writing with the idea of a poc person in mind!! be forewarned!!

⋆ i have no time for the nezha age business. if you find it uncomfortable i write nsfw for nezha even though he's an adult, you can leave.

⋆ be polite with requests, and don't expect an immediate response to them. don't repeat any requests either because they'll be deleted.

⋆ i write nsfw/smut, suggestive, romance, fluff, platonic, angst, yandere, etc. i'm a writer, i want to explore my writing, you can request anything, just do be mindful that i will not take requests for horror/dead dove esque themes. those are things i'll write on my own. otherwise everything else is on the table.

⋆ my readers are bottoms/subs. i don't feel comfortable writing for dominant readers nor do i like reading them just because i am a sub myself (aroace lesbian so idk how tf that counts). there are several writers i'm sure that writes for dominant readers, you can find them there.

⋆ i don't approve of certain topics that i write. some of them might be a bit kinky or whatever (yandere) but no, i don't approve of them. i don't find such behavior in real life as okay, and i also don't approve of anyone acting like it. it doesn't matter to me about your appearances, respect people's boundaries.

⋆ nsfw/smut wise, i guess anything is fine?? i'm not aware of much sex shit or kinks, so uh, i don't know what is what. don't make any requests about stepcest, incest, pe*ophilia, r*pe, um bodily fluids (?) kinks? idk what else there are so i'll update this when i can. but yeah, don't make any request about shit like this. it's gross and i'll punch you.

⋆ if you're a minor, i don't advise you staying on my account. furthermore, i'm not particularly sure i feel to comfortable with any minors making requests, even if it's strictly sfw. my acc is 18+ only so, nuh uh, go away, if i catch you, i'm blocking you, because i am not censoring myself for you. understand that i'm doing this for both of our comforts, and as an adult i don't feel comfortable with minors around my content.

other;

⋆ i'm a human being like you. don't act like four fuck and six bitch and hide behind a server to talk shit about me. say it to my face, and i'm willing to see if i'm wrong or right.

⋆ i post oc x canon, self ships and the occasional canon x canon. if you don't like it, go.

⋆ i also rant about pet peeves. certain idiots couldn't handle it but i don't care. don't take them to heart, they're my pet peeves, not yours. and don't be like fuckface four lettered name, don't go bitching about it to your friends. you're an adult, act like it.

⋆ don't interact with me if you're a proshipper, stepcest liker (yeah, fuck you), pedo, racist, anti lgbtq, childish excuse for adults (you know what i'm referring to). i'll update this when i can.

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Monkey king movies masterlist:

Ideas:

All:

Shadowpeach adopting female baby swabu harpy gijinka!reader

Monkey king reborn:

Hero is back:

Nezha reborn:

Netflix the monkey king:

Others:

(I know nezha reborn isn’t a monkey king movie but i decided to add it anyway since it does have a monkey king character in it.)