#yeah buddy?

[girlbob-boypants]

[gosoldier]

peanus and wennor

no fucking way.

[ayo-edebiri]

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

[russellradio]

one of my favorite things ever is eddie explaining the intricate inner workings of buck to other people because he knows him - and everyone expects him to. extremely married behavior.

[frownyalfred]

“Sorry, no super powers for your collar to turn off!” Dick says, before proceeding to do a move that is beyond 99% of all humans on earth

[mythtakens]

[virtualplushy]

the more time i spend w my friends and their kids the more i realize i am not a toddler but i believe in their beliefs

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[alicent-archive]

something about how it took Viserys decades to construct his Valyrian city only for Aegon to destroy it in seconds. something about legacy. and for a legacy to truly BE a legacy. it must stand the test of time.

and how Viserys doomed the future by looking back at the past. the past that ultimately fell to fire and smoke and the culling of dragons. and how a son he always wanted but never loved. named after the conqueror he so admired. hacked the representation of his legacy in half.

something about dynasties. something about legacy. something about inheritance. something about the past becoming the future. because perhaps your family escaped the doom.

but the doom followed you.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[hollowtones]

I'm obsessed with this message. It's so funny. Like, okay. I already know I'm fat and attractive. My wife can't keep their fuckin hands off of me. I already know women and lesbians are hungry for a gal that's built like a brick. I don't really care about validation from strangers about this, but it's a little hard to feel differently about myself when I have SEEN people desperate for me (and people like me)!!!

Not the point, though. Look at the way this message is worded. It's so confused! I love it! You look at it at a glance & it's like any dime-a-dozen "lol the fat freak wants to feel pretty" or whatever but I want you to look closer at the wording. It's the best part. They're implying that the being fat part of this is what will make me & others think I'm hot. Like I'm secretly rail-thin & trying to vie for BBW stolen valour here. It's the first ever hate mail from the Fat World. It sounds like the plot of a really shitty YA novel about prejudice where they try to Make You Think by making the protag the world's only conventionally attractive thin white woman.

Buck Bumble here got so mad about me living in their head for free that they've sent me the completely wrong message. I haven't stopped laughing for like two hours. This is snapping me out of a depressive episode, I think.

[daftmooncretin]

supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[strobbylemonade]

fish want me women fear me

[bacchuschucklefuck]

she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,

[fryday]

it's inevitable that we romanticise dnp's life and story because of how little we actually know about them, but i wonder if having an audience that does it so avidly makes their own lives a little more fun. they don't need tips on how to romanticise their everyday life when they have a hoarde of people at any one time screaming crying and dying over the poetic cinema of their lives 😭 like "aw phil i'm feeling like things are kinda blah and uninteresting of late" "dan did you know i predicted you in a tarot reading when i was in uni? i just read about it on twitter"