#yeah that works enough

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

[5ummit]

Feeling insane about this

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[applebees4prez]

i am personally of the opinion that emily axford and lou wilson are the two best dnd players of all time. nobody has both the tactical genius and connection to their roles that they do. they don’t just play their characters, they ARE their characters. they could each give a masterclass on multiclassing as well.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[thelostmoongazer]

so i recently watched all the sonic movies

[iseeyoujon]

The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.

[pininiu]

BREAK TIME ARRIVED, used what little free time I have from the real world to do this cuz the jazz mecha pilot AU by @keferon ate me since its conception

I wanted to make a little something ever since I read the Blurr side story while waiting for the 2nd chapter and then I just saw it drop so now I’ll be reading it on the side (I’m not emotionally prepared yet)

and some extra sketches I made

Art block be damned even if it sucks, don’t mind the obvious way my brain was degrading

Magazine is roughly based on F1 Magazine formatting, 2nd one is based on the Transformers Spotlights comic featuring Blurr

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[gunstellations]

home cook

[h0estar]

huge fan of how the jinmao scenes in the final episode appeared more silly and fun rather than being solely dominated with heavy, unresolved sexual tension (though ofc we still got some of that, which is a win. yay!!)

idk i just love jinshi and maomao's banter so much. it makes so much sense for their characters! and seeing it animated and voiced really puts everything into place. makes them appear more wholesome and cute. like yeah they might have feelings for each other at this point, but setting that aside, these two are really good friends. so it's nice to see them act like it from time to time.

i can't wait to see what this "anime sequel" will be. i really really hope it's a season 3.

[the-faultofdaedalus]

my personal favourite interpretation of those sorcerer supreme tony versions is that he has simply always been doing magic and just never really realized because, of course he has. transistors don’t work like that. magnets don’t work like that. no one else on the planet can make technology work the way he makes it work. to be clear. transistors do not and cannot do the shit he makes them do. sorry buddy i know you wanted to do science but unfortunately you’ve always been doing mage fuckery. rip.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

The only thing I'm gonna say about this is uh. imagine the sounds.

Full: direct | Bsky

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Chronic Sonic pt 15

Supplies

1. Amy’s determined to get Sonic doing his physio exercises so she does them with him to make it less boring. And they are BORING. Having someone else do them with him defintely makes it easier. Constantly doing stuff every single day? not a vibe for him. Consistently doing something with another person? Slightly more manageable. Shadow covers for Amy when she’s busy with other things. This is less effective but Sonic’ll still do em with him. Shadow only offers to do it when Amy absolutely can’t because he knows Sonic will respond better to her.

2. Sonic doesn’t tell them he overheard them talking about him in pt 13. But they do notice he’s shut down a lot more. The excitement he had when Amy first arrived isn’t there anymore, but no one is really sure how to address it. Tails does not tell them he where he found Sonic. And he does not tell Sonic he went and picked him up. Sonic assumes Ivo had Sage drop him off. Why did he go there? Non-healthy reasons, I’ll tell ya that much.

3. Tails made a deal with Ivo Robotnik when Sonic first collapsed; Ivo helps Tails with building Sonic’s aids and Tails helps him with whatever he’s working on. (The not attacking is not something Tails asked him to do. Ivo says it’s because he’s busy.) From world-shattering-weapon to broken toaster to buying groceries Tails has been regularly doing things for Ivo in exchange for his help. He tells absolutely no one about this. Ivo is saved as “Tool Guy” on his phone, when he goes to visit him he tells everyone its a “supply run” which is partially true since he gets most of the parts used for Sonic’s aids from Ivo.

Bonus:

Someone said Tails was starting to look like a certain doctor with his goggles a while back and i have not stopped thinking about that since because they’re so right

Shopping for parts (and snacks). Ivo lends Tails a pair of his glasses because being in the dark lab all day and going out into the sunshine can hurt your eyes after all that. (And it’s a lot more causal than hardcore lab goggles for being out in public.)

[molathesunfish]

assorted lcb art

[cangrellesteponme]

wife