#yeah this is cringe

[flamingskull28]

(Sorry I got Agent 32 in my brain and I remembered this skit I saw)

Pearl: So why do you want to date my daughter?

4: I'll be honest ma'am, she had a fat ass.

8:Wait what

Pearl: Hey that's the same reason I started dating her mother!

Marina:What!?

[himbolover777]

dont mind me, im being gay and autistic again

[eggman91]

Hazbin hotel fanfic au idea I had long time ago

so i don’t really care for hazbin or helluva boss anymore but I did this have this idea once like

hell is fake like a fake hell make by Lucifer for Charlie well Charlie is still the anti-Christ but she wasn’t first this is like the tenth attempt but slight problem Lucifer grew to love her and to him “too sweet for her own good” so he make this fake hell for and make a connection, so some sinners would end up there

he also make copy of his fallen and etc but that changed and etc he even make Lilith a copy because he never got over her and the exterminators thing is actually demons he make to. Do the whole extermination because overpopulation and real hell is infinite because well hell

etc and yeah he spend more time here because he really love and happy for charlie happy to see her grew and make a gf vaggie and etc and then boom the hotel where sinner can go to heaven and etc at first he amused “too sweet for her own good” but overtime more people come to the hotel and more people in the pride ring start to complain and join up with her well he gets paranoid they turning her against him and why are those to complain they in red LA not hell (also real is just hellish like floor are flayed skin and shit a real scared straight think people would use)

so basically, it would blow up at a even or something where she ask him and everyone of her friends join in and like I’m not gonna get involved I am Lucifer Prince of darkness but then Lilith and Stolas and etc join in he gets annoyed it’s like we’re not having this conversation

until charlie start a speech or something how he being unfair and he explodes everyone that they should be happy and if they want change i well give hell and he rambles his form change into a more trueism one like black goat all the white gone and goes real biblical that it’s time for tough love and summon real demons real hellhounds like silent hill and faith like demons and order them to go house to house and kill and tortured give them true hell

Also or something he grab an choke Alastor that he not special he’s not important it’s just some other murderer sinner

now it up to Charlie and friends to stop this and stuff

[wilbyowo]

Minigiant au page one: Greeting new neighbours.

Vaughn decides to go say hello to the new guy, fully expecting another human. Not only was he very wrong but I don’t think they expected a minigiant who was that tall.

[aropride]

i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.

[nerdpoe]

Atlanteans keep summoning Phantom. They don't mean to, but now he has a very different look.

Apparently the summoning ritual for the High Prince of the Infinite Realms was leaked (he's pretty sure it was Johnny and Kitty), and teenage Atlanteans are like any other teenager; absolutely willing to peer pressure their friends into doing stupid creepy shit.

He keeps appearing underwater, and it's super uncomfortable to take that moment to remind himself to stop breathing so he doesn't accidentally inhale a lungful of water.

Easy solution; he's already got two forms, and one of them is pretty malleable. As a ghost, it's not like he needs to use his legs anyways.

So he changes it.

It's got glittering white scales, glowing green freckles, claws, and a betta-fish-like tail with glowing neon ridges. He calls it his mer-sona, and makes sure to call it that before Tucker can beat him to it.

Now whenever he gets summoned, he just sticks to that form.

[lambjurk]

guess who just watched the super mario bros movie??

me

[pachimation]

a secret rendezvous in fontaine

[nostalgicish]

say “yeah this book was so good it changed my life” and no one bats an eye

say “yeah this fan fic was so good it changed my life” and society goes wild

[aardvaark]

"clothes i regret buying from my [insert subculture] phase" "best products to achieve that clean girl aesthetic" "i support trans rights but neopronouns…. cmon, im not calling you that" "how i did my makeup when i was emo (ew)" "filming the weird kid in secret cause wtfff guys" "you only need these 10 makeup products for this quick look" "sometimes i even go out only wearing concealer, lipgloss, eyeliner and mascara" "glad i stopped being alt lol" "fine you win with ya gay stuff" "those people that never grew out of their [insert subculture] phase smh" "how do these people get bfs and gfs but i dont??" "we should bring back bullying" "mean girl check" "i’m sorry but can we agree that this is cringe" "my bi phase" "my nonbinary phase" "what you need in your wardrobe for 2023" "which [insert disability] influencers are faking" "why you need a BBL" "why you need a buccal fat reduction" "neurodivergent ppl are sooo cute uwu" "filming weird self diagnosed autistic people at my college" ………….. i hate fast fashion i hate cringe culture i hate how people dehumanise anyone they see as "weird" i hate meaningless quick trends that cause damage i hate how quickly people turn on disabled & neurodivergent & queer ppl & POC when some stupid trend is over!!

[sirmanmister]

MacCready not beating the generational trauma allegations 😔😔😔

[flamingskull28]

4 (with an overly smug face): "Are you a bounce pad? Cuz I want to jump up and down on you."

3: "Okay that's a good pickup line but I don't think it's appropriate at a briefing...."

[fumifooms]

I don’t like minimizing the importance and gravity of Laios and Toshiro’s fight into just being a childish squabble, even if to a degree it is framed that way, because to both of them it has a lot of personal significance and emotional weight and runs very deep to their characters… The fight isn’t nothing it’s a LOT, they made up but it’s not something easy to express and to get over for either of them which makes it all the more meaningful! I’m on both sides but there very much are sides, there’s no "they’re both having a ball, Toshiro and Laios hand in hand yay" side to the fight, that comes after

The fight with Toshiro WAS very scary to Laios, almost existentially so, but it’s moreso the "I thought I’d made a friend!!" bit and my god. My god actually

Like it’s not "just" about oh his friend liking him less than he thought, THAT IS SO MUCH. It’s a bond he thought he had being a lie it’s all the time and moments spent together either being a lie from his perspective or marred now looking back. It’s not only being upset at Toshiro for lying but upset at himself that he’s so easy to fool, it’s being upset that there’s something so wrong with you that you can’t even tell if your "close buddy" even actually likes you or not, it’s like. Holding my head. He can’t trust his own vision of events that happened do you see. There’s always this film of distrust that it could be a lie that should be there when he interacts with people there’s always this sense of cloak and dagger to expect backstabs out of nowhere because you CAN’T see it coming you CAN’T you CAN’T there’s something about you which makes it impossible so you CAN’T-

He’s so scared of not being able to read people. He knows it’s a weak spot he has, he’s always known. All of these bits are centered around social expectations and betrayals, the assumption that he doesn’t belong either in society or with other humans.

And Laios’ level of awareness is actually sort of complex to analyze, but it’s there, there’s how out of him and Falin he was the one sensitive to the ~aura of hatred~ he felt from the townspeople, there’s of course his nightmares whispering to him about the mocking looks, and how yeah actually he realizes that his gold stripper coworker was taking advantage of him. There’s of course the Winged Lion speech about his trauma and how he fundamentally mistrusts/dislikes humans to some deep seated degree, this distrust that he still keeps under control always. There’s how pre-canon he often wanted to suggest eating monsters but never worked up the courage to bring it up with the others. There’s how he gets across as stoic when he isn’t being enthusiastic…… We don’t know how aware and wary he is exactly in the moment but we do know he has some anxiety around social stuff, and looking back he does notice and aughh augh, the sense you have to hide yourself to not get hurt and be on your guard and shit and.

When you don’t know what to look out for and when to look out for it, the general ‘common sense’ of not always trusting people or noticing when someone’s messing with you becomes hypervigilance in social settings

"Man they really know what you hate huh". Being socially unaware literally plagues him, he knows, he knows it so well.

It’s so quick that it’s almost hard to digest how literal and blatant Laios summoning his monster to crush all the people who’ve hurt him is. His literal go-to coping mechanism for comfort in his literal monster-induced emotionally intense nightmares, saving him by taking away the upsetting element (the humans)

"Monsters are his coping fantasy, where they can whisk him away from humanity, all the hurt it’s caused him and its arbitrary rules" with the subtlety of a brick. Monsters are his comfort safe zone "because they kill humans" yes but no it’s because he pits them as the guardians against humans who to him are in the role of the agressors. To him they represent freedom from the shackles of what it means to be part of humanity, a fundamentally social species

[ripplesinthesand]

only two episodes into 3 body problem but already sooo obsessed with ye wenjie. what if you were so angry and traumatized and disgusted with the state of the world that you caused an alien invasion about it.

[alieune]

just kids

[donttellunclesam]

and they were (Platonic) roommates

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