#you cannot be serious...
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#tfw the non american white anti pop culture girlies write enough stupid posts that they end up on MY dash.#you cannot be serious...#all these posts ever boil down to is that op doesnt understand the cultural context due to not being in the culture.#its like clockwork.... havent you learned??? opened a book or listened to someone???#if youre gonna be so annoyed every time?!?#its the same users just loudly and proudly saying how much they dont care... EVERY TIME? ok then blacklist it idk#and framing it as a moral high ground 🥴 to be ignorant 🥴 to be incurious 🥴#they never even know enough to make ACTUAL critiques lmao like theyre still on See Spot Run.#why is it always the same obnoxious circle too like didnt antiblack callout 500 wake you up that you sound stupid af ?#its a human right to be stupid so continue on i guess 🙏#-_- im also white btw. i like to think i know when things arent about me <3#and i listen when someone tells me otherwise <3
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What is spn
anon you have no idea how special this message is
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aroace sonic: *says the most flirty shit ever* also aroace sonic seconds later: *does a backflip of the couch and almost lands on his face* literally anyone: wtf.




He’s got the range
(Aroace Sonic compliments pt 4)
#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog#Knuckles the Echidna#Miles Tails Prower#Shadow the Hedgehog#Amy Rose#Rouge the Bat#asks#toomanyfandomsorkinafs#been trying to think of the word that describes sonic for like an hour and i don’t remember it#something about the range of his characteristics baffling everybody I DUNNO OUGH#goofy one second dead serious at the drop of a hat#confident smug and annoying one second then genuine or flirty the next#seeing little peeks of something more underneath whatever he’s got going on and then he’s walked into a wall#DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED CAUSE I CANT’ REMEMBER THE WORD BUT IT’S HIM#pov you wonder if you might highkey be falling in love and then he does something stupid and you cannot believe that’s the same guy who was#just waxing poetry about your eyes two minutes ago#how to describe this is PLATONICALLY falling in love btw#like everyone’s a little bit in love with Sonic methinks#Tails is just appalled by the fact Sonic makes people blush and then hits a lamppost with his face his brother is NOT cool#(he very much somehow still thinks his brother is cool)#I DUNNO HOW TO ARTICULATE THIS PROPERLY [HITS EVERYONE WITH THE ASPEC BEAM]#forgot Amy’s hair things oops#i knew something was off i just couldn’t’ figure out what hGLKJSDF#I’ve got all the feelings and none of the words gents#Aroace Sonic
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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the "i need everything gay and queer exactly spelled out for me word for word or it doesn't exist and is queerbait" crowd is going to hate venom 3
#venom 3 spoilers#venom 3#venom the last dance#like. guys. COME ON#COME ON COME ON COME ON#you cannot be serious right meow#sjonnie.text#i genuinely wholeheartedly disagree with people saying venom 3 is queerbait!#like. this movie was GAY. IT WAS GAY GAY.#you don't need a kiss. or an i love you. YOU ALREADY GOT THE I LOVE YOU FIRST OF ALL! and secondly. everything venom does? that is love.#eddie saying but i need him? COME. ON. NOW.#they don't have to say i love you. that doesn't make this movie queerbait#was the marketing a bit more queer than what we got? i will not disagree completely. but in the end it was still plenty queer!
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Guys please….I’m begging us to stop using ‘it would be so funny if we got siffrin and loop against each other’ as our only propaganda for Siffrin to beat the polls, cuz that’s mostly what I’ve been seeing. Unleash your freak. Hit them with reasons, not ‘it would be so funny if’. Hit them with ‘scaryfrin’ sprites. Say his hair is inspired by Nagito fucking Komaeda. SAY HE GOES ‘NYA’ WHEN HE BUMPS INTO A COUNTER. Push for our victory not for the memes, but for your inner beast. Do it for them…..
#catdile going ‘meowmewomeow’#I’m not actually being serious this is a stupid tumblr poll competition for fictional characters#but guys remember that we have LEVERAGE#USE THE LEVERAGE#IM BEGGING YOU#SIFLOOP BATTLE CANNOT BE OUR ONLY PERSUASION 🗣️🗣️🗣️#isat siffrin
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Listen, I know that you can't take anything Trump says seriously until suddenly you do, but a world leader cannot joke about the sovereignty of another nation from a nuclear superpower and neither can a nation like mine ignore clear threats of annexation, so
Dear US Americans,
In case you weren't aware because your media lies to you, Canadians do not want to be American. It's actually our whole thing. You can pry our sovereignty from our cold dead hands. I am completely serious, we did a poll and it was 90% opposed.
The vast majority of us would rather die than become an American state. If there is an attempt to annex our country, we will become the Ukraine to your Russia and the world will be on our side.
Sincerely, Canada
P.S. Canada unequivocally supports Ukraine
P.S.S If you think it's in poor taste or something to compare Canada's situation to Ukraine's, well I really hope that you are proved right in the end
#We will not hesitate to reactivate the British Empire and burn down your white house a second time#“It's just a joke” tell that to 1940s Poland or 2014 Crimea#us politics#hands off our country#you think we want to give up universal healthcare???#Canada#true north strong and free#you made me talk about politics on my fucking Jane Austen escapism blog#BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES#not Jane Austen#we literally define ourselves as “not US Americans”#that is what it means to be Canadian#I cannot#i cannot with the world right now#we are a sovereign nation that was supposed to be your closest ally#and now here we are#I'm totally serious about the white house thing that was our favourite part when we learned about the war of 1812 in school
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not to complain about the show again but genuinely I think people should be WAY more pissed off that s2 cast an abled actor as a character with Down syndrome - particularly a character whose entire arc and narrative presence is focused on the fact that he has Down syndrome and how Percy has internalized ableism and how Percy unravels that (and also chewing out Annabeth for her ableism).
Like. Tyson has down syndrome. This is a very core part of his character, because like I've said before: the entirety of the first series is centered around and hinges on disabled stories and themes. If you are having an abled actor cast as Tyson you have already failed step one. Cause either you are actively erasing Tyson having Down syndrome or you are having an abled actor try to portray Down syndrome and neither of those things are okay.
#pjo#riordanverse#tyson pjo#pjo tv#pjo tv crit#ableism //#they could have gotten an actor with down syndrome to play Tyson if they were going to acknowledge that#but they didnt and given how little the show has engaged with the actual themes of the first series so far#(just nearly all of them in general. not just the disability themes) this just tells me the show has zero interest in exploring those topic#which a.) is incredibly ableist when the entire series is focused on/about/hinges on those topics#and b.) is bad fucking writing. you failed step one of the adaptation of this story#ESPECIALLY if you are ACTIVELY ADVERTISING THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO BE “MORE FAITHFUL” TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL#forgive me i got reminded of this again and i got pissed off#i genuinely dont know how anyone can be looking at what we know about s2 so far with that big glaring red flag and feel good about it#like. i know pjo fandom has a massive fucking blind spot for disability themes despite it being The Entire Point Of The Series#but you cannot be fucking serious. please. genuinely please people talk about this because THIS IS KINDA FUCKED UP!!!
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bitches will be like "oh my god, this character -- she's a natural leader but she's so so painfully dependent on being loved, being surrounded by those who she can manipulate to get her way -- and she's lost or driven away everyone who once surrounded her, so in her own hypocrisy she's so utterly desperate to get them back that she's willing to destroy the timelines in order to "fix" her own past --"
and then it turns out that this character's a fucking

#bfdi#pencil bfdi#i may or may not be bitches. cougjs#tpot being a more emotionally mature show is REALLY funny#because it's serious#the topic is serious#sure it's silly most of the time but it gets really intense sometimes especially recently#and then you remember.#all the characters are just objects with faces#ohhh my god i cannot fucking believe THIS is what my brain decided to fixate on
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sorry i can't actually engage with any discussions about the dead wife doppleganger plotline because every time i think about it i'm just like. this was so stupid. and i get mad
#sibyl speaks#like i just cannot sit here and have a serious discussion about culpability about an insane soap opera ass plotline#tim you might be giving us buddie but im afraid im never forgiving you for this#five months ago: ive made peace with it 😔#now: WRONG.
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“My Chemical Romance wouldn’t care if I’m a radfem or a terf!” My Chemical Romance would actually hate your guts.
#personal#Seeing this on a follower’s blog and I’m like ‘Well bye!’ *blocks*#And a JKR supporter/defender too… You cannot be serious.
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hi guys here's my interpretation of Tessa as a drone hope you like it
#murder drones#murder drones fanart#glitch productions#md tessa#tessa james elliot#3d art#for context this is mostly a joke#i was talking with emmet last night about how im surprised that ive never personally seen anyone do this for the bit#mostly bc Tessa is already built so much like a drone and itd be funny if she had the same blackout effect even as a drone. so.#and i was like hey. i already have my worker drone model. i could do something really funny#i love all the tessa drone interpretations out there they're really fun. i could never make a fully serious one though. so you get this.#if you want to take it seriously. the context would probably be that much like it was when she was a human#everything thats an identifying factor has been redacted to black and white. her actual LEDs probably arent white behind the censor#maybe the drone brain just legitimately cannot fathom the idea that a human soul is now in a drone somehow. beyond all reasonable measure#so instead it just automatically churns out this to try and rationalize
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Sevika definitely called Isha "Squeaker" and I will die on the hill.
#she squeaks#and you think Sevika isn't going to call her Squeaker?#it starts as teasing. but it very quickly becomes just a petname.#it does lead to her getting called Stinker when she's upset#Sevika was soft for her and Jinx. she def called her something soft like that.#totally not imagining her murmering “its gonna be alright Squeaker” as she ran with her through the prison#totally not imagining her losing Isha's name for a moment and just calling out the petname instead#especially silly if she's in a more serious situation#(and totally not imagining her saying it in the saddest voice when Jinx brings her home after.... y'know.... 😃)#(may or may not have rewatched all dogs go to heaven recently and gotten this idea from it)#anywho#its silly#Sevika is a mom who didn't sign up for this but cannot deny it#sevika#sevika arcane#sevika and isha#Isha#isha arcane#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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Heya, feel free not to answer if this is uncomfortable, invasive or you just don't want to :)
I'm a trans guy and I'm, after top surgery, hoping to get laurel wreaths tattooed over the scars with florograpgy accents.
Do you have any advice for someone who's never had a tattoo before? Anyways to deal with pain, common courtesies for the tattoo artist, how the actual session goes, etc.?
Love ya,
Quimble
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA also absolutely!!!
don't stress about it or worry about being 'too much', for someone's first one i will talk through every single thing i'm doing and there are no stupid questions or too many concerns. also don't worry about twitching/flinching, it's not your fault and we know how to work around it
your artist should never make you feel bad about ANYTHING!! you can move the stencil as many times as you want and we don't care about your body or what you look like. if you need to take a break it's fine, if you need numbing spray it's fine. i would honestly rather slightly inconvenience myself than make you uncomfortable. as long as you aren't intentionally wiggling around the entire time or being a dick to the artist, you're all good.
yes it is going to hurt but it probably won't be as bad as you think it will be. when i got my first one i really hyped myself up and was very underwhelmed by the pain aksddfjfdj
bring something with you like a book or headphones if you need a distraction (as long as the tattoo placement allows it). i'm quite chatty most of the time but if you want a quiet session/no smalltalk you can ask for that
the actual session will go something like: show up, look at the design, make any changes if you want, test it out for sizing, put the stencil on and make sure you like it, then start the tattoo. afterwards they'll go through all the aftercare with you and either put on second skin (a film that sticks to your skin and protects the tattoo) or wrap it in clingfilm
if they haven't specified when you book the appointment then ask if it's cash/card/paypal etc and if it's cash, try and get it out BEFORE the tattoo appointment (just a time saving thing). also tipping is never expected but always Extremely appreciated :))
please please PLEASE tell us if you don't like the design/want to change the placement etc. personally i would be mortified if i knew someone didn't like what i'd done and didn't feel comfortable telling me. it's there forever so i want you to like it!!
#ramble#tattoo apprentice things#cannot stress enough that it helps NOBODY if you keep any concerns to yourself#also!!! if it's in an area where you need to take clothes off#you should absolutely be offered a screen or a private room if you want it#oh also your artist should never ask you to remove clothing that isn't necessary. ie take your top off for a forearm tattoo#also if YOU'RE uncomfortable with the way your artist is treating you you are allowed to ask to stop and walk out#please don't sit and take it i know it's so fucking hard bc it's a weirdly vulnerable position to be in but you NEED TO#i might remember other things later so i'll add on if i think of anything else#oh even if you're not a fainter please for the love of god make sure you eat beforehand#i'm serious about the twitching thing it's not as big of a problem as you think it is
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i fear we moved on too quickly from the fact that agatha only said rio’s name once in the entire series and it was the most throwaway line ever


#I’m still at this restaurant#i will literally die on this hill I’m so upset over it STILL#“that’s what got rio all in a tizzy’’ YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS#do you realise how hard i screamed when I heard her say it only to realise it was THE ONLY TIME EVER#why could she not say her goddamn name#she couldn’t even say it to nicky#my mum taught me not to call people ‘she’ so WHY IS AGATHA GOING AROUND CALLING HER WIFE ‘SHE’#agatha all along#agatha harkness#Rio Vidal#agathario
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