#you know. statistically

[unopenablebox]

ok fine so i should probably do more fun things

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[jiauro]

Heavy is no longer my least played class

[tthelady]

"Genshin is better", "honkai is better", "star rail is better", "wuthering waves is better" could some of you all possibly shut the hell up. Would it kill you all to just simply enjoy stuff without turning into it some kind of dick measuring contest

[equalperson]

the animosity I see between antisocials and narcissists (on both sides) is absolutely bizarre to Me. how are you advocating for the acceptance of people with egocentric hypoempath disorder #1, just to look at people with egocentric hypoempath disorder #2 and go "yeah. these people are repulsive and should be tortured actually."

[vesteneris]

coordinating strategies

[poorlydrawntorbek]

I SWEAR I recognize this style. 🤔 Do you have another tumblr you post to?

Day 8 (Bonus) - Come Back With a Warrant!!

[kitkatstu-dies]

5/30/2025

Rainy, cold day for being almost June. Last night was kind of rough mentally (I wasn't expecting to feel so lonely right after moving), but I'm feeling a lot better now. I got breakfast, put on eyeliner, and now I'm cleaning up my dorm. I'm in a weird place in my life, but that's alright.

[mayasaura]

Me and the Professor, on our way to the spay clinic!

I'm only mildly freaking out about. You know. Surgery.

[firthbetterorfirthworse]

The 2005 Pride & Prejudice is gourmet comfort food at a Michelin restaurant

It is exquisitely crafted

Fundamentally misses the point of the source material

I leave the experience starving

[aropride]

im a fraternal twin which means i hate identical twins on principle because everyone cares more about them. "its cool cuz they look the same" that's not even that cool im faceblind everyone looks the same to me. and like anyone can be an ovum and then split in half. but me and my twin managed to get fertilized at the exact same time despite the odds being against it . what are the chances of that huh. an identical twin could never. and then one day ur like 8 and someone goes "oh you're a twin that's so cool!" but when u say ur not identical they don't gaf anymore. well i still think its cool. my brother shoved me up behind our mom's ribs and i was born at like four pounds and now u disrespect my struggle? fuck yiu

[vampirebeverage]

!!!TEA POLL!!!

(Herbal tea doesn't count, we're only counting the Camellia sinensis plant. That means black tea, green tea, pu-ehr, oolong, etc.)

I'm Canadian and my family drinks a lot of tea, but I wanna know how common it is in other countries that were British colonies, and how that compares against places that the British never stole.

Reblog for a larger sample size, we have to do SCIENCE!!!

[hedwig221b]

Starting to think that I have a "first work of the year flops" curse. Last year it was Predators. This year, Twilight. Both big, serious projects, and then the numbers do nothing but crawl compared to my other smaller fics

[bestanimal]

🦅 Reptilia Round-up and Mini Stat Post 🦅

This is a round-up of the points earned so far!

Having observed voter turn-out for this round, I am placing the cut-off point at 900. Meaning that any order which earned (or earns) over 900 points will be moving on to Round 4!

We still have a ways for go til the end of Round 3, but here’s how everyone stacks up so far:

1. Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 3035

2. Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 2884

3. Carnivora (feliforms and caniforms) ~ 1678

4. Rodentia ~ 1675

5. Artiodactyla (“even-toed ungulates”) ~ 1320

6. Squamata (“Lizards”) ~ 1207

7. Charadriiformes (“shorebirds”) ~ 1195

8. Psittaciformes (“parrots”) ~ 1102

9. Columbiformes (“pigeons” and “doves”) ~ 1,088

10. Crocodylia (“crocodilians”) ~ 1060

11. Strigiformes (“owls”) ~ 1043

12. Cuculiformes (“cuckoos”) ~ 1,027

13. Orectolobiformes (“carpet sharks”) ~ 989

14. Falconiformes (“falcons”) ~ 961

15. Pilosa (“sloths” and “anteaters”) ~ 940

16. Galliformes (“landfowl”) ~ 897

17. Testudines (“Turtles”) ~ 883

18. Lagomorpha (“rabbits” and “pikas”) ~ 867

19. Suliformes (suliform waterbirds) ~ 858

20. Piciformes (“woodpeckers”, “toucans”, “barbets”, and kin) ~ 858

21. Sphenisciformes (“penguins”) ~ 841

22. Apterygiformes (“kiwis”) ~ 837

23. Lamniformes (“mackerel sharks”) ~ 835

24. Chiroptera (“bats”) ~ 825

25. Myliobatiformes (“stingrays”) ~ 813

26. Pelecaniformes (“pelicans”, “herons”, “ibises”, “Shoebill”, and kin) ~ 810

27. Monotremata (“platypus” and “echidnas”) ~ 794

28. Apodiformes (“hummingbirds” and “swifts”) ~ 794

29. Anseriformes (“waterfowl”) ~ 761

30. Carcharhiniformes (“ground sharks”) ~ 758

31. Pholidota (“pangolins”) ~ 734

32. Coraciiformes (“rollers”, “kingfishers”, “bee-eaters”, and kin) ~ 719

33. Gaviiformes (“loons/divers”) ~ 714

34. Sirenia (“sea cows”) ~ 704

35. Didelphimorphia (“opossums”) ~ 696

36. Gruiformes (“cranes”, “rails”, “flufftails”, and kin) ~ 680

37. Caprimulgiformes (“nightjars”) ~ 676

38. Eulipotyphla (“moles”, “shrews”, “hedgehogs”, and kin) ~ 674

39. Procellariiformes (“petrels” and “albatrosses”) ~ 673

40. Dasyuromorphia (“carnivorous marsupials”) ~ 669

41. Rhynchocephalia (“Tuatara”) ~ 665

42. Perissodactyla (“odd-toed ungulates”) ~ 654

43. Casuariiformes (“cassowaries” and “Emu”) ~ 647

44. Primates ~ 642

45. Nyctibiiformes (“potoos”) ~ 627

46. Bucerotiformes (“hornbills” and “hoopoes”) ~ 619

47. Opisthocomiformes (“Hoatzin”) ~ 594

48. Cingulata (“armadillos”) ~ 578

49. Diprotodontia (all the other marsupials) ~ 576

50. Phoenicopteriformes (“flamingos”) ~ 569

51. Squatiniformes (“angel sharks”) ~ 568

52. Squaliformes (“sleeper sharks”, “dogfish”, “lantern sharks”, and kin) ~ 567

53. Rhinopristiformes (“guitarfish”, “wedgefish”, “sawfish”, and kin) ~ 561

54. Tubulidentata (“Aardvark”) ~ 557

55. Proboscidea (“elephants”) ~ 554

56. Podicipediformes (“grebes”) ~ 540

57. Heterodontiformes (“bullhead sharks”) ~ 524

58. Podargiformes (“frogmouths”) ~ 508

59. Ciconiiformes (“storks”) ~ 507

60. Trogoniformes (“trogons”) ~ 497

61. Chimaeriformes (“chimaeras”) ~ 478

62. Hexanchiformes (“cow sharks” and “frilled sharks”) ~ 475

63. Eurypygiformes (“Kagu” and “Sunbittern”) ~ 464

64. Steatornithiformes (“Oilbird”) ~ 452

65. Rajiformes (“skates”) ~ 437

66. Macroscelidea (“elephant shrews”) ~ 422

67. Aegotheliformes (“owlet-nightjars”) ~ 418

68. Afrosoricida (“otter shrews”, “tenrecs”, and “golden moles”) ~ 394

69. Leptosomiformes (“Cuckoo-roller”) ~ 394

70. Struthioniformes (“ostriches”) ~ 388

71. Cariamiformes (“seriemas”) ~ 385

72. Phaethontiformes (“tropicbirds”) ~ 383

73. Pterocliformes (“sandgrouses”) ~ 381

74. Peramelemorphia (“bandicoots” and “bilbies”) ~ 379

75. Tinamiformes (“tinamous”) ~ 373

76. Musophagiformes (“turacos”) ~ 373

77. Dermoptera (“colugos”) ~ 349

78. Pristiophoriformes (“saw sharks”) ~ 335

79. Rheiformes (“rheas”) ~ 331

80. Microbiotheria (“Monito del Monte”) ~ 327

81. Otidiformes (“bustards”) ~ 321

82. Mesitornithiformes (“mesites”) ~ 303

83. Hyracoidea (“hyraxes”) ~ 285

84. Coliiformes (“mousebirds”) ~ 281

85. Scandentia (“treeshrews”) ~ 277

86. Torpediniformes (“electric rays”) ~ 268

87. Paucituberculata (“shrew opossums”) ~ 253

88. Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 208

1️⃣ Ranks of single species so far 1️⃣

1. Tuatara (Sphenodon punctatus) ~ 665

2. Hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) ~ 594

3. Aardvark (Orycteropus afer) ~ 557

4. Oilbird (Steatornis caripensis) ~ 452

5. Cuckoo-roller (Leptosomus discolor) ~ 394

6. Monito del Monte (Dromiciops gliroides) ~ 327

7. Limnognathia maerski ~ 124 (Note: a new species has since been described in this phylum but as Round 1 happened before the paper it wasn’t included in Round 1)

Extra Stats:

✔️ Most Votes so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 797

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 755

Mammalian Order Rodentia (rodents) ~ 492

Mammalian Order Artiodactyla (“even-toed ungulates”) ~ 376

Mammalian Order Carnivora (feliforms and caniforms) ~ 368

✔️Least Votes so far ⬇️

Chondrichthyan Order Torpediniformes (“electric rays”) ~ 140

Chondrichthyan Order Pristiophoriformes (“saw sharks”) ~ 163

Mammalian Order Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 169

Reptilian Order Musophagiformes (“turacos”) ~ 171

Reptilian Order Otidiformes (“bustards”) ~ 173

🥰 Most Favorites so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 452

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 321

Mammalian Order Carnivora (feliforms and caniforms) ~ 301

Mammalian Order Rodentia (rodents) ~ 183

Mammalian Order Artiodactyla (“even-toed ungulates”) ~ 165

😑 Least Favorites so far ⬇️

Mammalian Order Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 5

Mammalian Order Paucituberculata (“shrew opossums”) ~ 6

Chondrichthyan Order Torpediniformes (“electric rays”) ~ 7

Reptilian Order Leptosomiformes (“Cuckoo-roller”) ~ 8

Mammalian Order Hyracoidea (“hyraxes”) ~ 9

Reptilian Order Otidiformes (“bustards”) ~ 9

❤️ Most Loves so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 403

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 243

Mammalian Order Rodentia (rodents) ~ 233

Reptilian Order Cuculiformes (“cuckoos”) ~ 182

Reptilian Order Crocodylia (“crocodilians”) ~ 166

💔 Least Loves so far ⬇️

Mammalian Order Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 37

Mammalian Order Paucituberculata (“shrew opossums”) ~ 46

Mammalian Order Scandentia (“treeshrews”) ~ 46

Mammalian Order Hyracoidea (“hyraxes”) ~ 53

Mammalian Order Microbiotheria (“Monito del Monte”) ~ 54

👍 Most Likes so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Leptosomiformes (“Cuckoo-roller”) ~ 116

Reptilian Order Struthioniformes (“ostriches”) ~ 109

Reptilian Order Rheiformes (“rheas”) ~ 96

Mammalian Order Microbiotheria (“Monito del Monte”) ~ 92

Reptilian Order Tinamiformes (“tinamous”) ~ 92

✋ Least Likes so far ⬇️

Mammalian Order Carnivora (feliforms and caniforms) ~ 7

Reptilian Order Apodiformes (“hummingbirds” and “swifts”) ~ 25

Reptilian Order Strigiformes (“owls”) ~ 27

Reptilian Order Caprimulgiformes (“nightjars”) ~ 32

Mammalian Order Chiroptera (“bats”) ~ 34

😐 Most Neutral votes so far ⬆️

Mammalian Order Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 51

Mammalian Order Paucituberculata (“shrew opossums”) ~ 50

Mammalian Order Scandentia (“treeshrews”) ~ 37

Mammalian Order Hyracoidea (“hyraxes”) ~ 33

Mammalian Order Primates ~ 29

😮 Least Neutral votes so far ⬇️

Reptilian Order Galliformes (“landfowl”) ~ 0

Reptilian Order Strigiformes (“owls”) ~ 0

Reptilian Order Charadriiformes (“shorebirds”) ~ 1

Reptilian Order Apodiformes (“hummingbirds” and “swifts”) ~ 1

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 1

👎 Most Dislikes so far ⬆️

Mammalian Order Primates ~ 12

Reptilian Order Nyctibiiformes (“potoos”) ~ 6

Mammalian Order Hyracoidea (“hyraxes”) ~ 3

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 3

📪 Most Reblogs so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 131

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 126

Reptilian Order Cuculiformes (“cuckoos”) ~ 88

Mammalian Order Rodentia (rodents) ~ 82

Reptilian Order Columbiformes (“pigeons” and “doves”) ~ 77

📪 Least Reblogs so far ⬇️

Reptilian Order Tinamiformes (“tinamous”) ~ 13

Reptilian Order Cariamiformes (“seriemas”) ~ 13

Mammalian Order Notoryctemorphia (“marsupial moles”) ~ 15

Chondrichthyan Order Pristiophoriformes (“saw sharks”) ~ 16

Reptilian Order Rheiformes (“rheas”) ~ 16

📝 Most Notes so far ⬆️

Reptilian Order Accipitriformes (“hawks”, “eagles”, “vultures”, and kin) ~ 344

Reptilian Order Passeriformes (“passerines”) ~ 317

Reptilian Order Cuculiformes (“cuckoos”) ~ 197

Mammalian Order Rodentia (rodents) ~ 180

Reptilian Order Charadriiformes (“shorebirds”) ~ 180

📝 Least Notes so far ⬇️

Reptilian Order Tinamiformes (“tinamous”) ~ 39

Reptilian Order Rheiformes (“rheas”) ~ 39

Mammalian Order Scandentia (“treeshrews”) ~ 42

Chondrichthyan Order Pristiophoriformes (“saw sharks”) ~ 43

Reptilian Order Otidiformes (“bustards”) ~ 43

Tomorrow we begin with Round 2’s fourth most popular Class: Cephalopoda, the only mollusc class to make it to Round 3. Can any of them make it to Round 4? Let’s find out!

Since Cephalopoda is relatively small of a class, and Lissamphibia has even less orders, it will be immediately followed by Lissamphibia with no break in between. Two slimy classes, back to back!

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

The results of 'what is your sexuality and favourite Merlin ship?' are in!

Main findings:

you're all fuckin bisexual

merthur sweep across the board

when it comes to m/f ships, lesbians exclusively prefer mergana while gays exclusively favour arwen

lesbians love merwaine almost as much as they do morgwen

asexuals also have a fondness for merwaine

Note on data: it is highly likely that bisexuals are over-represented in the sample size. Although I expected 'bisexual or queer' to be the majority, that poll has almost twice as many votes as the others (including 'see results'). Considering that it was the first poll and some people reblogged that post without the other reblogs, it would have received far more exposure. However, idk how to accurately account for this so I've left it as is.

breakdowns of individual ships and identities below the cut

[coolnonsenseworld]

(to know more about the story and the calendar on pre-order check out previous posts! LESS THAN 2 WEEKS LEFT)

In September they don't feel like going anywhere or doing any bucket lists - no getting out of the comfort zone this time around. All they need is a little comfort of one another - they take breaks for a movie night when they wouldn't, buy extra cakes they haven't tried previously, go on date-walks and take bubble baths with new scents.

Enjoying simple things in life and appreciating your own presence here feels like it should be a basic part of any bucket list.

How is your September going? Do you have any plans or achievements this month?