#you stupid stupid idiot

[psychewritesbs]

Liebstod is a German word for a kind of love that is so unreal and so Divine, that it can only be achieved in death.

But Death is not to be taken literally as the ultimate archetype of endings, but one of transitions and new beginnings--an archetype of ego death from which a new third is born.

[caramelldansenu]

bonus sketches

kittys first sneeze

[thearsonfungus]

Just did some math real quick, and i found out just how fucked the bots were the second they started using the asexual tags

Using the rounded world population of 8.1 billion people, and an estimated global asexual population of 1.7%, we get a grand total asexual population of 137,700,000.

If asexuals alone were to form our own country, we would be the 10th most populous country in the world.

Included is the top 10 list of the most populous countries for proof. The bots never stood a chance

[wachi-delectrico]

hhhHHHWW I just keep losing man,

[luna-has-some-thoughts]

Batman really needs to learn to keep his mouth shut when meeting the ghost king.

Like seriously, the worlds greatest protector? More like the worlds greatest problem maker. Do you guys enjoy making enemies of others??? I know that the king is a child but still!! That child has the power to get rid of your dimension with just a lift of a finger, batman. Stop annoying him by saying things like "unknown" "could be a threat" "will need a contingency plan against the ghost king" and "you are a child." Also stop researching "how to kill ghost", "how to restrain ghost" and "where to get blood blossoms" Those are the words that will definitely guarantee your death if Danny wasn't so kind.

Batman needs to listen to constantine. I know constantine isn't really that trustworthy but still!! It's CONNIE! Connie's made deal with demons and had called god pathetic. He's also done much worse than that and somehow managed to stay alive. If Connie himself won't mess with the ghost king then you shouldn't too! Its highly unlikely that you'll be able to survive one of constantines demons which means it's literally IMPOSSIBLE for you to fight the ghost king.

Stop being a dumbass, there won't be a need for a contingency plan if you don't provoke the king in the first place.

This is a common thing in DCxdp fics and it really makes me wanna slam a crowbar on batman's head.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

"the ghost of gertrude robinson haunting the archives judging every decision jon makes" is a very inspired idea especially if it includes gertrude mildly inconveniencing jonah as much as possible, but have you also considered the following: the ghost of adelard dekker haunting the archives screaming crying throwing up in frustration at jon destroying that table.

[werewolfenthusiast]

being a lesbian is actually super cool and beautiful and awesome and not at all restrictive or confining and i love it. slash serious

[ask-spiderpool]

[kroosluvr]

i'm sorry that i made you worry. i'm sorry that you had to worry about me.

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

[introspectivememories]

[heavensickness]

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[himehomu]

“Homura can't stand the idea of moving on. So she's isolating madoka from everyone who's ever cared about her.” Are you fucking stupid? She literally rewrote the entire universe so that Madoka could be happy with her parents and her little brother, so that Sayaka could have another chance with Hitomi and Kyoske, so that Kyoko can have a life with Sayaka, she literally revived Mami and Nagisa and gave them a life together. What the fuck do you mean she's “isolating Madoka from everyone who's ever cared about her??”

The only person she's isolating Madoka from is herself because she knows Madoka will regain her godhood sooner ot later and she knows that her desire for Madoka and her friends to be happy will directly rebel against Madokami's rules that require Madoka to die to maintain order to the broken world that traps Magical Girls in their cycle of hope and despair, even if maintaining order means making hard choices and sacrifices, which in this case, is Madoka sacrificing herself again and again not only because she cares so much for others but because she cares so little for herself whilst Homura is the only one who can see that she's so much more than her sacrifice and that she shouldn't reduce herself to a means to an end.

She took Madoka's immortality for herself to spare her of anymore loneliness in Heaven as a trapped Goddess. She literally gave Madoka and the rest of her friends a second chance at life and you people have the audacity to just blatantly fucking lie on her to justify hating her for how she reacts to the psychological torture of having to watch the love of her life and her friends die for 12 years worth of time loops then to live in a world where no one remembers the girl she loves but her. Let something like that happen to you at the age of 14 and then come and talk to me about Homura. Idgaf that she's a fictional character. If y'all continue to treat her like a heartless monster that deserves to be “held accountable for her actions,” then I'll defend her like the traumatized 14 year old child that she actually is. Fuck off and stay away from Madoka Magica. It clearly isn't for you.

[fdelopera]

IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT, BITCH???

Accusing Jews of "BLOOD MONEY"??

You dumb fucking Jew-hating bigots have GOT to come up with some better material.

This is LITERALLY the charge made against Judas and (((THE JEWS))) for "killing Jesus."

Even though, no, we STILL didn't kill Jesus. The Romans did. G-d, you're dumb. Catch up!!

This is a TIRED blood libel charge.

And that's the best you got, Xiran???

Fuck off, you Jew-hating idiot.

Come back when you've got something original. But you never will. Because (let's say it all together, kids) Jew-hatred makes you stupid!

[its-a-me-mango]

I can just imagine smg4 going for attempt 2 at flirting with smg3 during his free time. Smg4 would probably shove smg3 to a wall and try to flirt but gets hard ignored again.

This man has catastrophically low levels of rizz, we need to stop him from embarrassing himself further.

[gotalottalegs]

The fact that Gerard went “this stupid fucking nostalgia bait festival is bullshit, and half the people coming to see us HERE instead of our own shows don’t care who we are now and only want to dig up the shitty miserable corpse of what we were” and was RIGHT !!!!!

Half the crowd leaving after Black Parade would’ve been such a kick in the face if they were dressed & playing it genuine like a real MCR show. Instead it just proved their point