#you totally can’t tell who my fav god is

[izroulia]

Hypnos walking his way into literally every single one of my stories

[riordanness]

okay so every single (okay some) pjo character and their opinion on taylor swift bc that’s all i think about:

percy jackson: isn’t the biggest swiftie in the world but adores her music if it’s on. he owns at least two copies of the 1989 cd and his fav song to blast while skateboarding is welcome to new york ofc.

annabeth chase: absolutely loves taylor, probably really resonated with her lyrics and storytelling style tbh. her favourite albums are definitely 1989 (the beach-y california vibe yk), lover, and midnights and folklore and evermore and fearless and reputation and speak now. (what can i say—she’s a swiftie)

grover underwood: he’s a music guy. ofc he likes taylor swift. probably only knows like four songs total, and they’re all from like debut and fearless but hey. that’s something.

piper mclean: you can’t tell me she doesn’t ADORE reputation. and probably fearless too actually. definitely has some kind of merch (a signed cd??) in her room back home.

hazel levesque: obviously didn’t know anything about her but once introduced, loves folklore and evermore and the tortured poets department. soft and soothing songs are defo her thing.

leo valdez: old mate probably listens to all too well every day tbh. he doesn’t love her and definitely isn’t a swiftie, but red (especially the vault tracks and the songs written for hunger games) are always welcome.

jason grace: my boy knows nothing. nothing. but you bet he finds out about her eventually and doesn’t really have an opinion either way. he neither hates or loves or dislikes or likes. it’s just music to him.

frank zhang: probably likes debut. but probably also never really thought about her or knew much about her music bc of his grandmother and stuff yk.

nico di angelo: to anyone’s face: absolutely not. but secretly? oh yeah. he would totally listen to folklore and shit are you kidding me?? he’s such a swiftie.

reyna avila ramirez-arellano: yes and no. a couple songs in her playlist but not like. that much. she doesn’t really mind her and doesn’t really love her either.

luke castellan: he’s lowkey a hater. probably listens to kanye just to spite swifties and writes those hate comments on all her fanpages and shit yk.

thalia grace: she likes about half of the reputation songs and a couple of ttpd too. (especially look what you made me do). but she’s more into older music like green day (iykyk hehe)

silena beauregard: UH. YES. lover girl in the flesh. she is totally the camp’s biggest swiftie and is the one who got annabeth into her. she’d defo have merch and posters and have memorised everything.

clarisse la rue: silena made her do it. that’s what she’d tell you,and it’s true!! but she has a secret soft spot for a good taylor swift song.

chris rodriguez: knows about her through clarisse, doesn’t really give a damn about her.

charles beckendorf: BIGGEST SWIFTIE EVER headcanon okok. owns merch. posters. go to her tours. the whole shibing shabong iykyk

apollo/lester papadopoulos: duh. he’s the god of music bro. i think he would appreciate the literal music industry herself

meg mccaffery: no way. she’s a professional hater for the pure fun of it, has probably never heard a single song other than shake it off, and comments ‘kanye better’ on all her fan accounts

carter kane: tbh he would appreciate her lyricism a lot, but doesn’t strike me as someone who listens to that much music in general?? also he wouldn’t really know a lot of normal pop culture stuff necessarily, so…

sadie kane: she likes her. she likes everything. she’s a pop girlie fs, so reputation/midnights are her BANGER albums. she would definitely have some taylor swift on her ipod playlist, but she’d be more into avril lavigne, lady gaga, olivia rodrigo and stuff like that.

zia rashid: who’s taylor swift?

magnus chase: the only canon swiftie magnus you have my heart. he’s also a basic white girl, thank you very much. he literally (IN CANON BTW) recognises ‘blank space’ and ‘i know places’ and identifies them as taylor swift. so. yeah. he’s a swiftie fs

coach hedge: lol nope. he’d have the worst music taste of all time. NEVER give him the aux

sally jackson: she would LOVEEE evermore and speak now and debut, fight me. she’s also just the perfect person ever so ofc she loves taylor swift

paul blofis: would defo vibe to it imo, but would never put any songs in his playlist tho cause he’s boring ok maybe he would for sally’s sake. and estelle’s

[teddynivvy]

heyhey queen!!

im pretty new to your page, absolutely love your writing already, one of my fav writers on tumblr right now 🤭🤭🥰🥰

i was wondering if you could write something about bestfriend!ted? Maybe we just went on a crappy date with an asshole and Ted’s comforting us abt it? I’m such a sucker for best friends to lovers tropes 😤😤

anyway i hope you have a wonderful day, keep up the amazing work and remember to drink your water and eat your pasta <333

hehehe thank u so much <3 i’m glad u enjoy my writing!! best friend!ted who has a crush on u would be so…….. i’m losing my mind

#1 most respectful person ever. like even tho he has a crush on u he doesn’t show it and treats you like a bestie, so u can talk to him about literally anything

and when you tell him you’re tired of being single and wanna start dating, he supports u, even tho he wishes u would just date him!!!

secretly you have a crush on him too, but you don’t wanna ruin your friendship, so you don’t talk about it and have been trying to find someone else

listens to ur crappy date stories and laughs when ur potential partners do something stupid, basically being ur rock through it all

after one particularly bad date, when the person u met was actually just a huge asshole, you end up going to ted’s place for comfort

you’re laying on his couch, with a pint of ice cream shared between you while you recount the whole thing

ted’s listening intently, silently brooding bc he’s mad someone would treat u so badly when he’s so lovesick :(

“i just wish i could find someone who appreciated me” and you’re actually sad bc it feels like no one is out there for u

he pulls you into a big hug and rubs your back, feeling you against him and wishing so bad you’d just kiss him

“i’m not like totally unloveable, am i?” you laugh with him, feeling tears brim your eyes but you suck them back

ted’s face immediately falls, feeling so sad you’d even think that, and immediately launches into a rant about how cool and fun you are

pretty much years of pent up emotion just coming out bc he finally gets to tell u his feelings

you just stare bc he’s basically admitting all the things he thinks about u, not knowing it’s reciprocated

and when he finally stops talking he realizes he’s basically just admitted to having a huge crush on you basically forever

“oh god, sorry, i didn’t mean to…”

and you just smile and pull on the collar of his t-shirt to kiss him soooo hard because you’ve been waiting so long for it too

he tastes like ice cream and his lips are cold and you can’t get enough of him

and when you finally pull away he’s all blushed and confused

and you’re just like “i’ve had a crush on you forever. sorry i didn’t say it earlier i guess.”

and he just beams at you before coming in for another kiss :’)

[munsonology]

sav maybe its cause I'm like super horny tonight but:

Perv!BestFriend!Eddie. He can't help thinkkng of you as slightly more innocent then him. Of course it isnt that you don't do anything (or maybe you haven't), but you stay at home more often than not whilst Eddie goes out to the bar to play with the band. Eddie would go to high school parties dealing, whilst you would much rather go see a movie or stay home reading a book. He suspects you haven't done much but isnt sure, which is why he always brings up his escapades.

He has mentioned things he's done with girls (and maybe a few guys) and you haven't really mentioned much. He likes to watch you fidget and squirm, clenching your thighs together subconsciously. The way he can tell you are flustered without blushing, makes his heart skip a beat. But you're best friends!! It's okay!! To tell each other!! And hey!! You're best friends!! Let's talk about kinks!! Totally fine!!

So one day you come in to his room, sit on HIS bed, and are like "okay so we are best friends right?" Which he scoffs and rolls his eyes at, DUH of course you are! No one else would willingly hang out with "the freak". You go on to mention how you went on a date- his brain stops. You never mentioned a date. Now he's flustered and interrupting every two seconds "uh best friends don't keep secrets what the fuck". "Well I wasnt sure if it would work out, so I didnt want to mention it". Eddie may be a little pissed but you distract him by saying "I need a favor." "Sorry sweets, can't go on the run for murder again". You roll his eyes and grab his hand, staring deep into his eyes as you say," yeah no, don't need that, but Kyle said I was a terrible kisser snd I want to be better so can you please teach me how to kiss?"

Which is the last thing Eddie expects but of course he will teach you how to kiss!! Only best friends get that honor right?! And hey, let's teach you how to give a hickey too! And maybe once you start grinding on him subconsciously, he'll help teach you how to make a guy feel real good with his mouth

(not that you had any intention for this to turn out such a way I mean cmon its not like you've had a crush on the guy and had gotten off to the thought of him before)

OH MY GOD!!! Bestie your mind has me 🤯 one of my fav types of fics is the character teaching reader sexual things. There’s a fic on a03 I never saved and it was the first Eddie fic i ever read last summer and like the talent on this app, it was a MASTERPIECE! I can’t remember who wrote it tho 😭

The chipotle people hooked my bowl all the way up and now I got the itis so apologies if this is all over the place 😭

I feel like since season 4 came out everyone on this app has synced and we’re all horny at the same time 😭 i can’t be the only one who noticed

But back to you! I love pervy bff Eddie too! I think he assumes you aren’t interested in sex because he doesn’t see you with anyone or talk about sex as openly as he does. And it could be because no one is Eddie and it wouldn’t be the same with anyone else. So you focus on other things like school, your hobbies, etc

But when you go out on a date with Kyle (I giggled at this because there’s always a Kyle at school that does the most questionable shit 😭 was it just my schools??) Eddie loses his shit at the lunch table. He had to hear it in the hallway outside mrs. O’Donnell’s class so he couldn’t pay attention the entire class.

And suddenly you’re bringing this Kyle around the party. So he starts bringing his conquests around too. And even tells you in full detail how he fucked some girl in the alley behind the hideout or how he got a bj from the hot plumber fixing his neighbor Janice’s sink. It goes on for weeks like this, he watches how your thighs clench when he describes having a jerk off with Chase from the basketball team in the showers after gym and how Mandy from history class squirted all over the van seats (you did question why the floor was a little damp…). Each story is more than the next and eddie drops his pretzels on purpose just to pick them up (super weird for him because you’ve never known him to clean up anything at home!) and under the table what does he see? Sweet little you grinding your pussy and squeezing your thighs on the bench of the cafeteria bench. He notices the tremble when you cum too 😭

But it isn’t until you ask him for help with that peabrain Kyle that he takes the opportunity to show you the ropes of sex. And not just fucking! He shows you how to kiss so good any guy would get hard from just that, and how brushes of the arm can ignite a fire. And it evolves to Eddie showing you how to give bjs and handjobs, and he fingers you, eats your sweet cunt (he’s saving your ass for a later time). It goes like this for months until finally you confess that Kyle ended things after 2 dates. You did all this to be closer to Eddie. And Eddie confesses he was showing you how he likes to be pleased, not other guys and especially not Kyle.

You wanna fuck him now! But he wants to take his time with you. Light candles around your room, scatter roses on the bed, worship your body how it deserves because you’re the goddess of his dreams! And you were right under his nose the entire time.

He’s super sweet when you finally have sex too. Guiding you through your orgasm, holding his until you’ve cum at least three times, cuddling. But in the moments after you ask “teddy can you show me what you like and not what you think I like?”

And this opens the door to every kink that’s ever run through his mind! He eases you into everything but he can’t wait to show you how he really uses those handcuffs! But over time he realizes you’re s freak too 😭 and now y’all can be freaky and nasty together!!!!

Which is what we all want right 😌 at least for meeeee 😭 lol

[poppurini]

here’s a twst writers appreciation post bc i suddenly wanna show love and i totally encourage you to reblog and put your favs here too!! doesn’t matter if they’re already mentioned or if they’re a well known writer bc compliments are never too much <3

@rggie ┊ although their blog’s not active anymore i still recommend checking them out bc their smaus are so so funny they had me HOLLERING. and they don’t just have smaus their writing is also such a good read??? I LOVE THEM SMM

@fukashiin ┊ MY SOULMATE. ok listen listen i’m telling you when she posts i run and i mean RUN to read them bc they are gold. i check her blog sm tumblr tells me WAKE UP BABE YOUR WIFE POSTED i kid u not. her works are all so good especially the fluff ones??? she just has this way with words that i can’t help but get all giddy

@keedas ┊ whenever i read their works my hand’s always ALWAYS covering my mouth due to how cute and heart pounding they are!! i still reread some of your works like lipstick stain with leona and ballroom dancing with rook i want them tattooed to my heart

@leonaism ┊ [ *do note that this blog contains nsfw works as well !! make sure u check their byf/dni before doing anything 🫶 ] WHERE DO I EVEN START. another one with an immaculate theme and also!! salmon blesses many many fandoms with their awe-struck writing, i especially love their sfw ones!! it’s so fluffy and cute rah

@hisui-dreamer ┊ another amazing writer with lots of lots of content <3 unfortunately i haven’t had the time to properly sit down and read her works but i’ve skimmed through them whenever they pop up on my dash bc oh how could i resist and i just know i’ll gobble them up they already look so good sO IMAGINE IF I HAD THE TIME TO PROPERLY READ???? I HAVE SO MANY SAVED AS TBR

@flmer ┊ one of the ppl who has the most gorgeous and creative themes my jaw dropped to the molten core of earth when i first came across their blog it was so so eye-catching!! i haven’t had the time to read their other writings but this one fluff of theirs that i read already makes me the most impatient person on earth bc i can’t wait till i have the time to properly sit down and ABSORB

@wolken-himmel ┊ her works are always so so good !! i love how she could write for all the characters and the precision with their characterisation is so on point. anytime i need a good fluffy read i always go to her, and there’s always a read for each person bc she literally writes for ALL the characters including the staff! her platonic works are just as sweet and fun as the others. such a dedicated and creative writer!!

@mxzenpai ┊ oh my god i swear the ecstasy i got when i first read their leona oneshots were incomparable. was literally kicking my feet and giggling throughout my time reading it. i had to stop and do a silent scream bc the way they wrote leona in this made me blush HARD i was rereading that for days

@nthee ┊ extremely underrated !! deserves more recognition with her content and i always get excited whenever she posts i really look forward to read them <3

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@kurimiaki ┊ SLAMS FOLDERS ON TABLE there’s so much i could say abt their writing each and every one is so wonderfully and beautifully written i find myself admiring their writing while reading their works RAH

@pomupom ┊ saikou writes yan content like no others omg there’s just smth that always ALWAYS draw me back to their writing when it comes to yan content!! i drop everything on hand and RUSH to their blog whenever i see that they posted

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Brutal Honesty Time: Dragon Age Companions Edition

Origins

I never really LIKED Alistair. No hate to those who do but I never vibed with him. He looked like my brother at the time I was playing so romance was OFF the table, but later when my brother grew his hair out ala Thor, I did romance him and while it’s cute I’m still: eh. I do think he’s best friends with some of my Wardens and do headcanon his relationship with Thea Surana is adorable (Muirin is not a good partner though.) but I just… meh.

Also, I cannot see this man as anything but straight and it’s just… I can’t. To me he’s the himbo lovable guy but he’s just not into dudes.

Wynne also never appealed to me in the sense that I felt she was preachy as fuck. She was to much a ‘older wiser mentor’ for the players and yet I felt that she was also the granny who was without a doubt to set in her ways. I have a headcanon that the Spirit of Faith that possessed her actually bound her to rigid rules. As such she cannot change really.

Dragon Age 2

Anders is to me right in his goals but I think killing him is still a reasonable reaction. I it really depends on who you play as but I’ve always felt that while I would be personally horrified the fact the Chantry did NOTHING to help the people they claim to watch over and the hell the Circles became are on their shoulders. Anders was RIGHT. But a Hawke killing him doesn’t make them wrong. Also he’s like my fifth fav romance in DA2. Yes I mean I like Sebastian’s over his. I just never clicked with Anders despite some epic lines.

Aveline as well I never… liked? To the extent others do I mean. She’s interesting but I was always wtf about her comments. She feels like a character they were forced to sort of shuffle into the story without finishing. Her entire Act 2 quest is atrocious (oh you must help her with a man really?) and I would love to explore her slowly coming to the realization that she was wrong in her actions/the system itself is broken. I think there’s a fantastic post going around to break this down firmly but I can’t really remember who made it. She’s a character I have to aggressively headcanon like Cullen to put up with.

Varric comes up to and for me… he is fun. He’s a fav for me. But I’m also sick of this guy. Most of my Hawkes are his friend because I love the ‘storyteller is the lovable rouge’ trope but like I have a few Hawkes he did not like. Yet here we are with him being besties. I really wish if we needed a continuing companion it was Dorian who has REASON to be in Tevinter. Varric can at in Kirkwall.

Inquisition

Actually a brutal honesty moment is me going: this game is rank 3 for me out of the three so far. I don’t HATE it. It’s a fun game. But god the entire open world they tried SUCKED. It’s so tedious I get bored after Haven is destroyed.

Blackwell has the better romance compared to Cullen and no you can’t tell me otherwise. It’s much more dramatic and impactful and I love him. Also people saying he killed kids ignore how the Templars murder children and how Cullen 100% was an accessory to it even if he didn’t do it himself. Also I always find it funny there’s uproar over Blackwall doing this when there is a graduation system where they MURDER INNOCENT PEOPLE but oh no that’s never discussed. Plus with how much other shit goes down- yeah Blackwall is irredeemable totally when it’s HUMAN NOBLE children who die.

I’ve said my piece about Cullen being a disappointment of a character.

I never actually liked Cassandra and even after romancing her she’s still bottom of them in my list. I’m just not able to make anyone hate me.

[base0h]

Spooky

a/n - happy Halloween :D this is just some modern hcs of how op characters deal with the spooky stuff lol-

Warnings ⚠️ - I bully kid, g/n reader, modern au

Yamato

- he promises, absolutely promises he’ll protect you if you guys go to a haunted house

- He’s like a little excited puppy when he sees all the decorations, and it’s so adorable how he points out how cool they are 🥺

- Really skiddish 😭

- Hides behind you when a knife pops out of nowhere

- He’s so tall that when something jumps out, he jumps up, hitting his head on the ceiling

- Those things that pop out often hit him in the face on accident, poor boy’s too tall

- he will need to hold your hand the entire time, or else he might get too scared

- HE WANTS TO CARVE PUMPKINS WITH YOU

- DO IT OR DIE

- he’ll buy those huge ones and get all the supplies, he loves anything that he can do with you :)

- He’ll decorate the house with cobwebs, put a fog machine outside, and he’ll answer the door for trick or treaters

- OR- you guys can go trick or treating :D

- He’s totally up for dressing up if you want to :0

- (I dressed up in a full Yamato getup today lmao)

- if he dresses up as a ghost or smth like that, kids’ll be so scared since he’s so tall lmao

- professional haunted house worker

- But then he feels bad for scaring kids afterwards 🥺

- “Y/n- am I scary-???”

- god I’m gonna cry

- PLEASE TELL HIM HES NOT SCARY

- “Yama- you’re not scary… You’re adorable.”

- *yamato’s heart just got 10x bigger*

- 100% Halloween can be his fav holiday, or his least favorite lmao

Kid

- that one guy in the neighborhood that has a mechanical dragon or some shit on the front lawn that’s fully operational

- if kids take more than one candy from the bowl, he’ll know, and chase them down lmao

- “THE SIGN SAYS ONLY ONE YOU MOTHERFUCKER-“

- “Kid. Language.” Spray him with a spray bottle please

- yes he’s yelling at a 7 year old child

- loves candy, and will eat whatever you don’t like

- pssst he secretly saves the ones you like from the candy bowl so you can eat them later

- he’s actually a sweet boy :)

- when you two watch horror movies, and something jumps out, he’s like frozen to his seat, duct taped to the couch

- He was so spooked that he couldn’t fucking move

- He doesn’t make a sound, but he’s so scared it’s almost sad

- You have to hold his hand and then he gets all grumpy

- “I’m not scared!”

- “Kid- you’re gonna break my hand-“

- he’s visibly shaking when the movie ends

- Can’t fall asleep without literally holding you close to him and making sure every single window and door is locked 💀

Law

- he hates horror movies just because of the fact that they’re not accurate

- “Being stabbed in the bicep won’t cause that much bleeding for someone who didn’t-“

- “Law. It’s a movie.”

- if you get scared of horror movies, or haunted houses, he’s your man lmao

- This man cannot be spooked by anything 😭

- Knife in front of him? Meh. Some rando with gore makeup jumps out at him? Eh.

- he actually enjoys decorating with you, and he’ll help you if you ask!!

- He’s not that festive, but he loves to see you get all excited for a holiday, makes his heart beat for you even more 💜

- ok those pumpkin spice latte things are the bane of his existence

- He literally can’t get a coffee without gagging bec of the pumpkin spice thingy

- He thinks they’re more disgusting than drinking liquid medicine 💀

- at this point just make him a coffee yourself please, he might puke someday

- if you dress up for Halloween, all you have to do for him is to just slap on his doctor’s coat and some glasses and that’s it

- boom. Low effort costume

- He hates dressing up but he’ll do it to make you happy, anything for his precious y/n

- He’ll cuddle you if you’re scared about monsters 🥺

- AND AND AND- he’ll check under the bed and stuff, don’t you worry

- Man’s got it under control

- and if you get sick from eating too much candy, he knows exactly what to do 👍

a/n - happy Halloween guys :D what did you guys dress up as?? I dressed up as my boy yams ✨😭

[jordanraye47]

Modern High school AU total drama

So as a modern high schooler myself, I decided to try and ‘categorise’ the total drama gen 1 into high school ppl ig. Idk. Except teenager behaviour and jokes.

Heather: Never in any class, and if she is; that’s not her class. Practically runs around the halls with a Louis víton (I can’t spell) bag (Y’know the brown and yellow ugly ones with LV) And probably doesn’t wear too much makeup, but it definitely creases and keeps insisting that she’s clean and has no makeup. Kinda mf to act gay ass hell with her friends, like sit on their lap and make weird as jokes and then be blatantly homophobic. The cheerleading teams capitán and basically just bosses everyone around. She’s also flyer.

Courtnry: Oh my gosh. I have a Courtney in my class. I’ll us fucking tell y’all about her. She doesn’t hesitate to scream when she doesn’t get what she wants, and has even taken over for a substitute teacher cause they ‘weren’t good enough at their job’. She never wears her hair down and always has some braid or something. Uses glasses but refuses to admit it. Has ONE subject she fails so bad. For my class it’s science but Courtney definitely fails smith like French or geography. Bridgette tired to help her but sometimes Courtney is too stubborn and spiteful to accept help (real)

Lindsay: Sweetest girl ever. She’s a girls girl. People are well aware of how dumb she can be, so some either help her steer away from bad people, or are the bad people. She always has lipgloss on her and lash serum infused mascara. She ACTUALLY has good makeup and skin. She gets pimples and breaks outs occasionally but doesn’t think too much of it. Also cheerleader. She’s either side or flyer depending on what preformwncr.

Gwen: maxi skirts. Oh my god EVERYONE calls her emo. I mean who can blame them. (I just remembered I’m taking a 2 hour train tomorrow and I’m very excited) Also gwen constantly draws on her hand and is always down for helping someone do their eyeliner. She’s good friends with Geoff, and someone’s gets jokingly shipped with him by people that doesn’t know them that well. Bridgette understands how the other student are and trusts both gwen and Geoff enough to know that Geoff isn’t cheating. Also she just likes to see them get along. She has aSHIT ton of mesh black tops. I know it she told me.

Bridgette: ALSO CHERR GIRL. She’s back due to her streanghta annd liability. and Bridgette doesn’t have too good access to water around her school, so she only gets to do it during weekends to holidays. Also I’m only doing girls on this list (for now) so I need to include a little Geoff. Geoff gets high and has somehow gotten Bridgette involved in it. (I said expect teenager things so you get teenage things). He has drugs on the parties he throws but Bridgette is way more responsible than him. Also she has her hair down a lot, but is the victim of her hair being braided evertime she sits close to one of her friends for more than 2 seconds.

Leshawna: Everyone knows her. She gets involved in every kinds drama that happens at the school. Also she comforts those girls crying in thr bathroom stalls. Although she’s mean at times, she onto does it to people who deserve it. And he’d standard setting is to be nice to people. (Like she was to Eva in island.) Has goddes braids. She told me it’s true. Idk I’ve always had a vision that she’d love those. Also she’s a good braider. Like crazy good.

Izzy (she’s my fav be prepared): She has a small friend group around her and rarely interacts with anyone outside of that. It’s not like she’s one anti social girl. She just quickly grasped the knowledge that people thought she was weird, and just distanced herself (real). Her friend group is mainly Noah, lindsay, tyler, duncan, cody and sometimes courtney (we love the breakfast club here) ALSO SCARLET SND ISZY ARE SISTERS AND NOBODY CSN TELL ME OTHERWISE. anyways. Most people either see her as really loud or has no idea what shes like cause she’s constantly sprinting though the halls. She has a counsellor and everyone knows, but she refuses to show up to any session and/or meeting cause she has watched too many phsycological horror movies and is afraid of being put in some mental hospital (real pt.2) Also she’s the kinds mf to laugh and then js 😶. Like completely silent dead for thr next hour. And nobody knows why.

here’s pt2 but it’s js Heather and Izzy I’m tired

[domjaehyun]

omg i was notttt prepared for smut in the first quarter and yet we're spiTTINGGG????? haechan u freak (me too i guess)

tbim making me feel so many things likeee it's all such a mess (which i love does that make me a masochist idk) and i feel so bad for every fucking character like yn is confused and haechan is a dick (in every sense) and winter is pretty self explanatory and then there's jeno who got dragged into it poor boy. and all of their friends myyyy god if i was one of them i would be torrrnn any decision they decide make regarding yn and hyuck it's like basically picking sides and i would feel so fucking bad if i had to

and i just want to add a tier of my fav your work of yours and idc if udc

1.pussy fiend (been here since it came out literally never leaving)

2.tangerine love (weirdly a very comforting fic likeeee what's wrong with meeee)

3.the boy is mine (new entry might even rank up based on the ending have so much hope for this one)

and i wanted the patreon contents sooooo bad but i live on the other side of the world and when the currency is converted its craaaazyyy im so sorry ill just have to imagine shit myself and support u morally ig if i am any help

OMG HEHEHE HI HI

yeah we’re spitting IN MY DEFENSE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE LONG FIC I DIDNT MEAN TO COME OUT THE GATE SWINGING WITH SPITTING IN THE FIRST SCENE OF PART 5 😭 yeah me too that’s hot hehe

I’M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT that means im doing something right :D I DONT THINK IT MAKES YOU A MASOCHIST it makes you human. it makes you curious. feeling emotions is what makes life worth living (and hopefully the good emotions are powerful enough to make you stick through the bad ones) so wanting to read complex situations with a myriad of emotions makes total sense! it’s more realistic than, like, i am…… bc ideally i would never have angst ever ever ever only happy thoughts at all times :D and yeah they’re all going through it EVEN HAECHAN GIVE HIM A BIT OF GRACE!!!!

OF COURSE I CARE I LOVE KNOWING WHAT PEOPLE LOVED MOST OUT OF MY WORKS !!!!! now im going down 1 by 1:

1. pussy fiend — this is fair i love pussy fiend it’s perfect perverted lovesick haechan like what is wrong with that boy and can he date me

2. TANGERINE LOVE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I ADORE IT HE’S SO . FJKGLDSJKGFJKLDKJ I CANT EVEN FORMULATE WORDS something abt that specific haechan is so dreamy. its one of the first times i considered like . him just knowing she likes him from the get go like in pussy fiend he figures it out at the end but in tangerine love he can tell like from the beginning and theres no playing around with her emotions, he’s just very earnest while still being hot and flirtatious and playful and i love that so much

3. HEHEHE well i hope it ranks up but i would understand if it stayed in the same place bc i am not sure how you want the ending to go,,,,, but i hope it goes the way you wanted!!!!!!!!! :D

AND i was thinking about this earlier but if you wanted to like . paypal/venmo/cashapp me the $6, i could share the tbim patreon content with you!!! like if you can’t do a monthly subscription i totally get it bc we’ve all got stuff going on !!!! i’ve already done it for one person and i wouldn’t mind doing it again!! if you’re interested u could come off anon and i could work something out w you? up to you though no pressure 💖 THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLING THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY have a great day ily 🫂

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୧ ‧₊˚  ⋅ synopsis: after receiving a call from your former college professor, you agree to meet up with mr. morax for dinner. you know, for old time’s sake…

୧ ‧₊˚  ⋅ cw: age gap, oral (f), masturbation (m), bathroom sex, sir kink, pussy job, hints of the ‘fucking your college professor’ trope smut written by a minor dni if uncomfortable

୧ ‧₊˚  ⋅ a/n: dedicated to my former hot physics dilf who makes me cream every time i see him in the hallways xoxo 



“fuck, marry, kill…” 

hu tao puts on a pensive face, twirling a loose strand of hair that had escaped the confines of her pigtails as she thinks. 

“how about mr. ragnvindr, alberich, and kamisato?” 

you rotate your fork around the steaming cup of instant noodles in your hand. “i’m marrying mr. ragnvindr, for sure.” 

“what?” exclaims hu tao. “with those anger issues? that marriage would never last… no offense.” 

you snort. “considering that this is a completely fake scenario, it’s fine. you said mr. alberich too, right? i’d fuck him.”   

“and kill mr. kamisato?” hu tao inquires. “are you insane?”

“i always thought he was a bit stuck up,” you explain with a shrug. 

“definitely. but i mean, he always wore designer brands and i literally never saw him without an obnoxiously large starbucks cup. you can’t tell me that guy wasn’t loaded.” 

“okay, then i’d marry mr. kamisato, take his money, then kill him.” 

hu tao throws her hands up, exasperated. “that’s totally cheating!” 

“and this is a totally hypothetical conversation.” 

your roommate’s eyebrows furrow as she pokes her tongue out in retaliation. hu tao was nothing if not childish. 

“my turn,” you announce, setting your half empty cup of noodles down on the coffee table, next to the tv remote. it’s been long forgotten, along with the netflix series the two of you had been immersed in only minutes prior, now serving as background noise.

if only you and hu tao didn’t have the combined attention span of a goldfish…

hu tao squeals, delighted that you’ve chosen to indulge her silly game starring your former college professors.

“fuck, marry, kill…” 

your roommate hugs her knees closer to her chest, excitedly. 

“mr. morax—”

she visibly deflates, shoulders falling dramatically. “definitely kill.” 

“i wasn’t even finished! and that was a little too quick.” 

“not my fault,” scoffs hu tao. “he was the professor i hated most, without a doubt. he was just so… boring.” 

“are you kidding? he was so hot!” 

she makes a face. “easy for you to say, you were always his favorite.” 

a stupid grin appears on your face. “probably my greatest achievement in life.” 

“what could you possibly see in a 40-something year old man who talks like he’s in a shakespearean play?”

“clearly you have no idea what a dilf is.” 

“he was a fucking buzzkill, that’s what he was. he would always try and get me to shut up in his class.”

“god, i would gladly let that man shut me up.”

she tosses a pillow at you. “ew. if that’s your way of saying you wanna suck his dick, i’m never talking to you again.” 

“you should start looking for a new roommate then.”

“gladly. hopefully my new one isn’t a dad fucker.” 

just then, your phone rings. 

you’re hesitant to answer once you get a good look at the number, mysteriously registered under unknown caller. however, you’re certain it’s better than bickering with hu tao. you tap the green button and begin the call. 

“good evening. do i have the correct number?” 

the speed at which the caller begins the conversation, not giving you the chance to so much as give a greeting, makes your eyebrows furrow in confusion. “depends on who you’re looking for, i guess.” 

they sharply inhale. “ah, it is you. i could recognize that voice anywhere.” 

“okay, creep. who exactly is this?”

they chuckle. “this is mr. morax speaking. your ancient history professor. well, former professor. it has been quite a bit of time, hm?” 

everything clicks. the deep timbre of their gruff voice and the formal speech all makes sense. this was the hot dilf in question. in any other case you would have been able to identify his voice with a quickness but what were the chances that your attractive professor whom you had been discussing (rather lewdly) moments prior gives you a call, weeks after you’ve graduated? 

“oh! mr. morax, i’m so sorry, i had no idea it was you. guess it really has been a minute.” 

hu tao’s eyes widen as she shuffles closer to you, whisper-shouting, “is it actually him? get out!”

you press a finger to your lips, effectively shushing her, trying to focus solely on mr. morax’s words.  

“you weren’t anticipating my call, i understand.” 

“n-no, i really wasn’t,” you chuckle, though it comes out more like a breathless giggle. it’s embarrassingly girlish, reminding you of a schoolgirl with a crush. you assume, to some degree, that’s what you are. “oh my god, i just realized i called you a creep. you totally aren’t! i just— you caught me off guard!” 

he chuckles once more and this time you bask in the huskiness of it. “ever the outspoken girl, hm? being well accustomed to history has allowed me to understand that the things around us are ever-changing. it brings me comfort that you have yet to do so yourself.” 

“i’m flattered,” you respond, strangely breathless. “um, that was a compliment, right?” 

“of course. after all, i have always struggled to critique you. it seems as if i am only capable of singing your praises.” 

“i really appreciate that,” you respond, cheeks warm. mr. morax had always been kind to you, however he was certainly laying it on heavy now. “looking back, though, i must’ve seemed like a total teacher’s pet.” 

“a claim like that wouldn’t be completely false.” 

“oh?” you choke out. 

“which brings me to the purpose of my call. i trust that by now you are well aware of… my favoritism towards you. fondness, even. hell, i’m certain you were able to decipher that back when you were my student, too.”

somehow, hearing his use of an expletive is even more shocking to you than his blunt confession. 

“however, i doubted that pursuing a student would be considered ethical on my part and i was left with no choice but to anticipate the opportunity to present itself. and it did. while i was sifting through some papers, i happened to stumble upon one of your old essays regarding trade and economy in ancient rome – phenomenally written, i must add.”

you can’t find it within yourself to bask in the compliment – you knew exactly where this was going. 

“yet, i couldn’t help but notice that on the back you had written your phone number. it must have escaped my view the first time around.”

“god, mr. morax–”

“please, call me zhongli.”

“zhongli, i apologize. it was a dare, a really embarrassing one, looking back.” you shoot hu tao a glare – after all, it was her idea. 

“i see. should i not have made this call then?” 

you chew your bottom lip. “well… i’d never say no to hearing from my favorite professor.” 

he chuckles softly. “then you wouldn’t be opposed to indulging this favorite professor of yours and joining him for dinner sometime, correct?”

at this point you can feel your heartbeat in your throat; you can only hope that he can’t hear it through the receiver. “of course not, dinner sounds… great.”

“does tonight work for you? i hate to overstep but i am rather anxious to see you.” 

you smile fondly, ignoring the way hu tao punches your arm like it owes her money. “i would love that.”

it was an understatement to say the wanmin restaurant was out of your comfort zone. you felt uneasy just sitting in such a lavish building. skimming through the menu as you waited for your equally luxurious date did nothing to calm your nerves, as everything seemed well out of your budget. you suppose that surviving off of instant ramen and delivery pizza all throughout your college career makes you a bit too frugal. but on the other hand, who the hell pays an arm and a leg for caviar?

“i suggest the slow-cooked duck. the flavor is unimaginable.” 

you jolt before peering over your menu at the 6’1 man who has, somehow, slid into the seat opposite of you without a sound. with a hand over your racing heart you ask, “when did you get here?” 

zhongli is wearing a smug smirk, complete with an apricot tinted turtleneck and bronze blazer. the specs that sit on the bridge of his nose do nothing to dim the radiance of his marigold eyes – they’re just as dazzling as you remember. “no more than a minute. i simply wished not to intervene. after all, you seemed awfully immersed in your menu.” 

who knew that sarcastic humor was right up zhongli’s alley?

you roll your eyes, playfully. “that’s only because my pockets hurt just from looking at it. but, you know, i’m starting to get the feeling that you enjoy startling me.”

“oh?” he rests his chin in the palm of his hand, lips curved upward. “what gives you that impression?”

“that shit-eating grin on your face.”

he chuckles, amused by your bluntness. “how is it that you have a dirty mouth yet such a sweet face?”

you actually shiver. 

“and in regards to the cost, please do not fret. it would be my pleasure to cover it all.”

you begin to shake your head. “i couldn’t possibly let you–”

“it’s truly the least i could do. after all, did you not dress up so nicely tonight? just for me?”

his eyes rake over your face – silken locks of hair so tidy; soft makeup embellishing your darling face. he hopes you don’t notice his eyes flitting down to your tits, sitting prettily in your low-cut babydoll dress. 

“surely that deserves to be rewarded, no?” 

you can only nod, dumbly. 

satisfied with your response, he murmurs, “that’s a good girl,” before picking up his menu at last and glancing through it. 

pressing your thighs together you realize that it’s going to be a long fucking evening.

throughout the course of your dinner with zhongli, your feelings for him become less of a simple infatuation and more of a fully fledged crush. you realize that he’s the complete package – witty but sophisticated, intelligent but humble, flirty but classy.

the only problem seems to be that he’s hot as fuck and not in your pants.

it doesn’t help that his voice sounds so incredibly seductive as he recounts one of his trips to rome to you in eloquent detail. you’re positive that hearing anyone else talk about what type of stone the colosseum is made of would bore you half to death. now, however, it’s never sounded sexier. 

your phone buzzes, interrupting both his explanation and whatever trance his voice had you in. the caller id tells you it’s none other than hu tao who surely wants a juicy update on your hot date. 

“seems as if you’ve been saved from my rambling, hm?” chuckles zhongli. “right as i was to discuss the brilliance of the colosseum’s freestanding concrete structure. tch, what a shame.” 

you can’t help but giggle. “don’t worry, i’ll be quick.” 

“no need. i will tend to the bill as you take care of your phone call, then we can leave.”

once he’s off to seek a hostess, you’re left to deal with hu tao. as soon as you press the answer button, her voice is booming in your ear. 

“fucking finally! what took so long?” 

“keep it down,” you mumble, trying to be mindful of the people around you. “i bet everyone in here can hear you.”

she scoffs. “we wouldn’t even be having this conversation if you’d just listened to me. all i asked for was regular updates!” 

“and what’s your idea of regular?”

“like, every ten to fifteen minutes.” 

“yeah, i’m not doing that. listen, you’ll never believe where i am.”

“mr. morax’s bed?”

“no, idiot. wanmin restaurant.” 

“bitch, no way! don’t only rich, old men go there?” she snorts. “i guess mr. morax fits the criteria.”

“shut up,” you respond. “he’s lovely, i’m having a really nice time.” 

“i bet everyone thinks you’re his… female escort or something.” 

“at least that’d mean i get to fuck him. he’s been seducing me all night. it’s torture.”

“oh, is it?” 

you’re not sure if zhongli’s voice has somehow become even deeper or it’s simply the fact that he’s right behind you, his proximity only amplifying the tone of his thick voice. 

you somehow manage to hang up on your call but apart from that, you feel utterly frozen in place. 

placing a slender hand on your shoulder, zhongli murmurs, “in that case, we should get a move on. it has come to my attention that we have some pressing matters to attend to, do we not?”

you clumsily stand, feet tripping over each other. “y-yeah, let’s get out of here.” 

“oh, my dear, we aren’t leaving. it seems i’ve denied my favorite girl for too long. tortured, some would say.” 

having your own words tossed in your face makes your face warm. “then, uh, where are we going?”

he flashes you that smirk again. with his arm, which still has yet to leave your shoulder, he leads you away from your table and the main hall of guests. you allow him to guide you, feeling none the wiser until you enter a secluded hallway.

at the end of it? the men’s bathroom.

as you approach, the bathroom attendant – a guy in a white collared shirt and black bowtie – fixes you two with a quizzical stare. (who even has those? you swear this place is too fucking fancy for you.) before he can say a thing, zhongli takes out a wad of cash and hands it to him. 

“ensure that nobody enters.” 

he glances between the both of you, eyes widening as he puts two and two together. his cheeks go red and he nods in understanding. 

zhongli chuckles at his discomfort. “however, you may listen if you wish.” 

fuck.

zhongli’s lips never leave yours as he hoists you onto the sink. the glass of the mirror manages to cool some of your exposed, flushed skin – you’re certain you’re running way too hot right now. his hands begin to roam your body, fondling your tits and giving them a loving squeeze, before running down to your hips then back up again. 

“i had to repress the urge to do this out there, where everyone and anyone could observe.”

“you should’ve,” you respond, fingers tangling in his hair as he trails his lips along your neck. “we could’ve put on a show for everyone.” 

“they should consider themselves lucky simply to be within your presence.” giving your collarbone one last kiss, he sinks to his knees. “i know i am.” 

zhongli is someone held to high regards. well-respected and important. the sight of such a man kneeling on the tiles of a bathroom floor just for you sends you reeling.

his hands snake up to the hem of your dress. he grips it. “may i have a taste?” 

you nod, grabbing the material and moving it out of his way.

his eyes soak up the sight of your smooth thighs, so supple and soft. however, it’s not long before his gaze zones in on your panty-clad center. then, he looks back up at you. “say it. tell me you want me to eat this sweet cunt out.”

“zhongli—”

“sir. call me sir.” 

“s-sir, please eat me out.” 

he wastes no time, tearing your panties down your legs haphazardly. with equal inelegance, he stuffs the fabric into his pocket. spreading your legs apart as far as they can go, he takes a moment to admire your sopping folds — glistening and puffy — as well as your throbbing bundle of nerves.

“it’s rude to stare,” you mumble, clearly flustered. 

“then allow me to worship you instead.” 

with that, he dives in, eager tongue meeting your sensitive flesh. he makes a languid stripe down your slit, reveling in your essence. your entire body stiffens as soon as he makes contact with your cunt. 

“so tense,” he mumbles. “is someone feeling anxious?” 

“it’s just that… y-you’re my–” 

his tongue dips into your pulsating hole and you groan, losing your train of thought. 

“you were saying?” 

you have to fight back an eye roll. “professor. you’re my professor.” 

“not anymore, little girl. i have been patient. i was left with nothing but my fantasies and my fist for the longest time.” 

you feel his warm breath ghosting over your twitching clit.

“so, i beg of you, allow yourself to savor this pleasure along with me.”

his lips attach themselves onto the sensitive bundle of nerves. he alternates between licking and suckling at it, leaving your legs shaking and mind fuzzy.

“f-fuck,” you sigh, hips bucking against his face. 

you hear – no, feel – him grunt. “that’s it… use me. you’re doing so well.”

the praise only encourages you to truly let loose. after all, you were never one to let down your favorite professor. as zhongli continues to lap at your cunt like a man starved, you sit back and take it – or at least, try your best to do so. 

your hands grip the counter with a strength that makes your knuckles go white and every so often your legs will twitch, threatening to close in on zhongli’s head. however, he never falters, continuing to bring you towards your climax with his skillful tongue. that is, until a particularly pleasurable stroke of his wet muscle causes you to jolt, feet kicking upwards and consequently brushing over something… hard.

glancing down, you notice the problem in zhongli’s pants. even through his slacks you can tell that his neglected cock sits heavy and leaking against the strained fabric. 

“sir… are you alright?”

“oh, this?” he runs a hand over his engorged cock and bites back a hiss. “it’s nothing, dear. a small price to pay for your unabashed pleasure. though, if you’re truly concerned, there’s a simple fix, really.”

the sound of a zipper opening makes you lean forward in anticipation. you watch carefully as zhongli takes his member in his hand. you expect him to be gentle, like how he handled you, however the way he tugs at his cock is anything but. there’s a desperate urgency in the way he wraps a tight fist around his shaft, dusted a pretty shade of pink and gives it harsh, undisciplined strokes. you have to press your thighs together when you notice how zhongli’s thumbs briefly run over his sensitive, leaking tip. the fat pearls of precum that roll down his veins make your mouth water. 

“let me return the favor,” you nearly beg, beginning to push yourself off the sink. 

he holds you in place. “i’m afraid i’m not done with you yet.”

with one hand on your thigh and the other wrapped around his cock, zhongli continues eating you out. you don’t even protest; who are you to deny him pleasure? if the choked back moans he would consistently let out were indication of anything, he was faring just fine between your legs. 

those aren’t the only sounds coming from him, though. the combined slurping of his wet lips on your drooling pussy and slick sounds of his dick fucking his fist is loud enough to make you whine. 

“does it feel good?” he asks and you nearly smack him on the head. good was an understatement. you were going to squirt all over his face if he kept it up. 

“i should be a-asking you, sir,” you respond, attempting to be teasing although you know zhongli still has the upper ground. 

“i confess,” he begins, “this would not be the first time that i indulged in such perverse pleasures with you as my muse. however, it is certainly the best. my shameful fantasies cannot compare to the true taste and view of your divine cunt.”

“i promise it feels even better,” you mumble, legs knocking together. 

“was that an invitation?” he inquires, a teasing lilt in his voice. “how kind of you, dear.”

he rises to his full height, forcing you to crane your neck just to get a proper look at him. you had made the mistake of getting used to the sight of him on his knees; now that he’s standing in all his glory you’re reminded of the certain power and grace your former professor holds. your eyes flicker down to his hardened, angry cock, clearly left unsatisfied. 

“it’s rude to stare,” he teases, throwing your own words back in your face. 

before you can think, you return the quip. “last time i checked it’s rude to jerk off to your student too.”

and then you see it.

his cock fucking twitches. 

“oh?” you gulp, less nervous, more intrigued. “does… the professor like getting off to the pretty girls in his class?”

he growls, gripping your legs and sliding you towards him – or more specifically, his aching cock. rubbing his engorged tip on your slit, he answers, “no. just you.”

with that he begins moving his hips, gliding his fat cockhead between your delicate lower lips. with every thrust, he deliberately angles his tip to rub deliciously against your throbbing clit. the knot in your stomach tightens just from watching how he humps you like a dog in heat. 

but, how can you blame him? the warmth and wetness your pussy provides him with is unimaginable – and he hadn’t even fucked you yet! every time he sees your cunt clench he can’t help but wonder what you’d feel like from the inside. 

“may i…” he groans. “may i put it in?”

“please,” you squeak, squeezing your thighs.

you begging him to slip inside as you hold yourself open for him so pliantly, so eagerly, allows no thoughts in his head. only the primal urge to fuck. 

so, he does, guiding his heavy and, thanks to you, slicked up cock to your awaiting hole. he tries to take his time and allow you to adjust but it’s truly a test of his patience. who would have thought that a pretty pussy like yours would be what broke his resolve?

he hisses. “you… fuck, you’re clamping down on me like a vice.”

“s-sorry, sir,” you apologize, eyes glued to where you and zhongli meet. “s’just big.” 

“no. you’re simply tight beyond compare. this pussy is… good.”

you whine, unsure whether it was due to the praise or the way zhongli has begun to drag his cock through your gummy walls. he can’t go more than a couple thrusts before you clench down on him.

“darling, i need you to touch yourself.”

his command makes you shiver but you do as you’re told. zhongli’s gaze is heavy on you as he watches your dainty hand snake down your torso to where you and him are connected. tentatively, you begin to massage your neglected clit. the relief causes your body to slump and you sigh at the pleasant sensation. 

“that’s it,” he encourages. “i can already feel you soaking me.” 

you choke back a garbled moan in response, rubbing harsher circles on your abused bud. it’s almost too much for him — the way your eyes roll back and generous amounts of slick coat his rock hard length, which is still buried snuggly within your hot, wet walls. it seems you’re hyper-aware of it as well as you begin to rock back and forth, hips chasing the feeling of his cock splitting you open. 

“this is precisely how i imagined it,” he confesses. “how i imagined you. so pretty and docile beneath me. allowing me the privilege of granting you well deserved pleasure.”

at last, he begins to rut into you, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. the gentle adoration in his eyes rivals the brutal thrusts he delivers to your cunt. 

“you will never know how many times i imagined your sweet cunt wrapped around my cock. how you would whine and cry out for me as i hit all your sweetest spots. just. like. this.” he accentuates every word with harsher, pronounced plunges into your leaking hole. 

“please, ‘s good, sir,” you moan. “better than i imagined.” 

“oh, it appears i’m not the only one who’s been a bit depraved. is this what you would think about when you played with yourself?“

you nod, frantically, rendered unable to speak as zhongli brushes your hand away from your pelvis and takes the liberty to begin flicking your clit.

“ah, i can picture it so clearly. you’d return to your dorm after a long, hard lecture from my class, so worked up, so needy. you’d more than likely have to toy with your fragile clit for a while before you could take any of your pretty fingers.” 

your eyebrows furrow slightly but zhongli takes notice. 

“oh? what’s the matter? is my narrative incorrect?” 

“i didn’t… use fingers,” you correct, face practically on fire. 

he connects the dots and his hips involuntarily stutter as the lewd image of you fucking yourself on a faux cock embeds itself into his mind. 

“thought of you every time,” you add, breathlessly. 

he doesn’t respond. he can’t. he simply fucks into you faster, hoping to compensate you for all the time you wasted on pathetic silicone toys. the squelching sounds that fill the room are obscene and borderline pornographic. there’s a certain desperation in the both of you — the way you claw at his shoulders and torso, attempting to get stability wherever you can find it and the way he relentlessly abuses your clit, pinching and tweaking at it as he attempts to bring you to climax. 

“sir, i need to cum,” you plead. “please can i cum?” 

“begging suits you,” zhongli responds, suppressing a grunt as you tighten up around him. it’s fucking perfect. 

“please, i’m gonna— fuck, so close,” you chant, nails digging into his forearms. 

“let go,” he encourages you. “allow me to feel how heavenly this pussy is when it cums.” 

he delivers a harsh slap to your clit and it does you in. you nearly sob as he slows his thrusts down, allowing you to ride out your high — though he’s sure he couldn’t move if he wanted to with the way your walls squeeze down on him.

it seems as if the pulsing of your cunt and the sight of your plush lips gaping as you struggle to catch your breath has brought him right to his own climax. he pulls out but makes sure his cock is close enough that his release can spurt all over your pretty pussy, decorating it in thick, creamy streams. 

you and zhongli share a groan, watching as his cum drips down your folds and thighs. but, ever the gentleman, he only permits himself to admire his handiwork for so long before he’s grabbing paper towels from the dispenser and cleaning you up. once he’s done, he offers you his hand, which you gladly take, to help guide your sore body off the counter he had you folded on for the past hour. 

“that was fucking incredible.” 

“i concur.” 

“could i, uh, get my panties back, though?” 

“oh… of course.” he sheepishly reaches into his pocket and hands you back the soiled material.

“in any other case i’d let you keep ‘em but this dress is pretty short. i don’t wanna flash any of those rich snobs out there.”

he chuckles at your bluntness before clearing his throat. “i would like to thank you for accompanying me this evening. it was wonderful.”

“same here. and not even just… that part. dinner was really nice, too.” 

he smiles warmly, rubbing his neck. “i was wondering if perhaps… you might be interested in coming home with me? i understand the irony of requesting such a thing after having slept with you, however, i find myself longing to spend more time with you–”

for the third time in the span of a day, your phone buzzes. you really do need to remember to put it on silent.

you wince. “i hate to kill the mood but… can i take this?”

he nods in understanding as you dig through your purse. the caller id belongs to your roommate but are you really even surprised? reluctantly, you answer.

“what, hu tao?”

“so cranky,” she coos. “is it because you haven’t gotten dicked down yet?” 

once again, her volume makes you cringe. you glance at zhongli, praying he hadn’t heard her vulgar comment. yet, the way he chuckles then attempts to cover it with a fake cough tells you otherwise. 

“do you need something?” 

“yeah, an update!”

“why can’t you be normal and just text me?” 

“well, to be honest, i was hoping to catch you mid-fuck.” 

her crude words make you groan in embarrassment. however zhongli doesn’t seem bothered, instead, he gestures for you to give him the phone. despite being unsure, you hesitantly hand it over.

“i’m afraid you’re about five minutes too late, miss hu tao.”

you hear a shriek followed by incoherent yelling. you can’t tell if she’s excited or pissed that you hadn’t told her sooner – with hu tao it could really go either way – but you don’t really feel like dealing with it now. you snatch your phone out of zhongli’s hand and hang up. 

“so,” you drag the word out, “are we going back to your place?”

his eyebrows dart up. “you truly wish to?”

“well, there’s no way i’m going back home to,” you motion to your phone, “that.”

he opens the bathroom door, holding it open for you. “understandable. but don’t you think she does deserve some credit for helping us… get together? had i not overheard your conversation, i would have never known how you felt. perhaps you should thank her.” 

“trust me, zhongli, she would never shut up about it. don’t you remember how she was in your class? now, imagine living with that.” 

he grimaces. “ah…” entwining your hands together he gives you a slight grin, “i do suppose ignorance is bliss.”

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[lcnelyghost]

I’ve come to request a Tristan fic! I’m my mind, Tristan is like trying to be a least a little sober so like I feel that he would be a bit mad at the reader for giving into the temptations of getting drunk.

a/n: i’m in my finn phase again rn so i HAD to write this. tristan is definitely one of my favs so i’m more than happy to write about him! thanks anon! also sorry if this took a little bit of a dark turn, i can’t help it when these little ideas begin to pop up and get me typing away.

warnings: mentions of alcohol abuse, drug use, past suicide attempts

GIFS ARE NOT MINE!!!!

fire with fire ☆

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Tristan sat on the bed of you’re suite, patiently waiting for when you’d arrive again. You told him you were going out but he had no clue where. He trusted you enough to not say anything about it. Although, you did invite him but he quickly declined. He hadn’t really been interested in getting crazy drunk anymore. And it was slowly starting to piss you off.

When you first met Tristan, he was a total party animal. He’d do it all. The drugs, the sex, the drinking, god he’d do everything he could to have a good time. That’s the kind of guy you wanted. That’s what you craved to have.

You got back to the hotel into the early hours of the morning. You were completely shit-faced. No, you hadn’t been unfaithful to Tristan. You just.. enjoyed yourself for once.

You sluggishly rattled the door to you’re suite. You hadn’t brought a key with you but Tristan was always up watching TV, so you’re presence certainly wouldn’t go unnoticed.

He opened the door to see you standing there, giggling maniacally. You’re eye makeup was smudged and whilst being out, you decided to wipe you’re lipstick off. A look of sadness yet annoyance came upon you’re partner’s face.

“I’m not even gonna ask what you’ve been up to. I think I already know the answer.” Tristan scoffed. You shoved past him and flung yourself onto the bed. He hated when you were like this. You could always be such a bitch when you were drunk, not the funny or flirtatious type. Just bitchy.

“I’ve got a life. Why not use it to enjoy what I can?” You snapped at him. He stood there, nose wrinkling in disgust.

“Yeah, you’re right. You have got a life. So why the hell are you wasting it by filling you’re body with all that toxic shit? Seriously Y/n, what’s the point..” He scolded.

You laughed at his comment. Oh, so he’d decided to turn into an innocent, soft angel now? That’s not what you remembered.

“Says the asshole who got me hooked on it from the very start.”

Tristan quickly whipped his head around. He looked hurt. He’d already explained that his time with drink and drugs was over. The both of you knew it was now quite a sensitive subject to bring back up.

“I’m clean, I don’t touch that shit. It doesn’t mean anything anymore.” He snapped back. You rolled over and began to giggle again. He wasn’t finding any of this funny, you could certainly tell that from a mile off.

“Why? Give me one good reason why, huh? Cmon Tristan, it was nice while it lasted. Who’s to say we can’t do it all over again?” He was getting angry now. You were pushing the wrong buttons and you knew it.

“NO!” He roared. “Don’t you remember how I felt during all of that? I don’t recall it being fun. From what I remember, it was just darkness. I did it all and felt nothing. I was ill. I was psychically and mentally fucking ill. Christ, I even managed to hit you!”

“I liked it.”

Tristan took a few steps back, now feeling rather uncomfortable with you’re words. He was devastated that you had tumbled into a full blown addiction. He’d always preferred you being sober. You could turn cruel and vulgar the minute you hit the bottle. He had slowly been watching you turning into what he was in the past. And he couldn’t allow it any longer.

He walked back over to you on the bed and kneeled down. “Y/n, just stop this shit already. Or atleast try. All I got out of this was pain. I did it so the pain could stop, but it didn’t. It just got stronger until I couldn’t fight anymore. Don’t you remember how many times I tried to off myself? You know it wasn’t just because of stress. It was this. Whenever I was like this, I just felt like nothing.”

You felt yourself become a little more serious. You did in fact remember the times where you walked into one of the bathrooms at a party, finding Tristan on the floor, either unconscious or laying in a puddle of his own vomit. He tried so hard to overdose, but somehow only lived through it and made himself worse.

You shakily lifted you’re hand and stroked his cheek. “Mm, sorry..” you slurred. He lay you down properly on the bed and cradled you until he knew you were asleep. Fuck the drugs. Fuck the drink. Fuck the fun. Tristan came first before anything, and that was something you’d never deny.

[superbattrash]

I finally saw the infamous 6th episode and let me tell you. WORTH IT

Sandy ep6

The entire reason I started watching this show, let’s gooooo

Oh if depression had a face

Niiiiice. I’m liking you better and better these days, sandy

Franklin noticed the hottie, that’s what

Oh my god he’s answering like a child would

Glaring at a child, nice

Oh my god are we finally seeing more of his actual feelings??

Powerful, maybe, but you’re also sad. You had a purpose. Oh sorry, “quest”, excuse my lacking language

Oh honey. You instantly put those walls back up, it’s so clear in the narrowing of the eyes and the “you asked” like you didn’t wanna share in the first place. Like you didn’t need to share. Well that’s awfully relatable 🥲

Oh she is tearing him a new one, nice going lady. I like her

Lord he is. Such a sulky brother.

Ohhh no. “Soon”, that can’t be good if this girlie is an endless

Oh she’s so sweet, I love her??? Sandy, you need to lighten up.

SHE MADE HIM SMIIIILE. or yaknow. Dream equivalent of smiling

Death. Of course she is. Of course Death is kind and nice.

OH WAIT I FORGOT. THEY WANTED HER, NOT HIM. oh noooo, do you have to tell her? Maybe she’ll feel bad :(

She. She knew. She KNEW???? Damn

Oh nooo, why do we have to see the awful unfair deaths 😭😭

Okay their banter is super cute, not gonna lie

Oh god no, is she taking the baby???? It hasn’t even lived yet :(

You exist for the humans? Huh. Alright. Makes sense

Aw man THAT soon?? Poor Franklin

There’s the smiling!!!! Oh. I thought you did good, Morph, next time will be better <3

LORD THAT HAIR

his “are you serious” face is so good

So THIS is Hob, okay

Oh he’s a little bet of theirs, that’s nice

YOU wanna talk to a human?? This will be interesting

The hair is growing on me, he looks softer somehow and IS THAT A REAL SMILE, nice

He really loves living, doesn’t he? And it’s the little things. Okay, I like him, Hob’s officially on the fav list

Oh no, this hair is worse

He’s got a family!!!! Awwww :’)

Will. Is- is that Shakespeare?? Ohhh, you’re so interested in this guy, just because he said something about dreams, huh? You little baby boy, aw, you found yourself a duckling

Is that jealousy I spot in your eyes Hobby?

Oh wow. That is uh. Some hair, sandy, very Lordly of you.

So this is a bad 100 year for you. Oh no, the family 🥺 That’s so depressing, you have such a hard life. Do you still want to live, baby?

Oh wow, that is crazy.

First sign of trouble is already here, love. That can’t be Death, can it?

Listen to him, Hob. Slaves, really? Yuck

You haven’t introduced yourself in 400 years?? Damn, morph, that’s kinda rude

What an eye roll 😂😂😂

“You look worse”, perfection I tell you

He doesn’t talk to assholes, lady. Oh WHAT. I forgot about Jo. That’s why I recognized her face.

Oh, Hob 👁️ I see you

The sand thing is creepy, babe, but it’s okay this time, you did good

Ohhhhh, is that flirting I hear, boys? And THAT IS WORRY, I SEE YOU, SANDY

….does he look good in this hat or am I just getting used to his face?

Oh god no, don’t make me feel so sorry for a person who won’t be here for long

Because you’re in love, right

Oh, sorry, that’s not the reason? Huh

Friendship. Well that’s a start

Oh COME ON. Stop glaring, he’s totally right, you idiot

WAIT NO THIS IS THE LAST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER BECAUSE HE GOT TRAPPED NOOOOOO FUCK THAT IS SAD

oh poor Hob, you think he got angry and didn’t wanna be boyfriends anymore :(

Don’t blame yourself, baby, you were right!! Oh you poor man :/

WHAT!!! NO!!!! BUY THE PLACE, BUY IT!!!!

Oh no. Oh noooo, it’s not even a place anymore :( please tell me he’s there, please please please

Oh that smile 🥺🥺🥺

HE CALLED HIM A FRIEND OH MY GOD AM I CRYING?????? and a REAL SMILE TOO, KILL ME

oh they’re desire?? WAIT THEY’RE THE BAD GUY??? Damn son

10/10, would watch 7 seasons of this episode alone

[crowlore]

lucian’s comfort character compilation (i will be cheating)

i have been instructed by @huginsmemory​ to “List Five Comfort Characters And Tag Five People”. helpfully, i was already recently provided with a handy list of characters perceived to be Mine™, seen here:

what can i say. i have a brand to maintain and apparently it’s deeply mentally ill characters that spark needless discourse on twitter. i own this. i will be cheating by pairing characters together per listing. order doesn’t particularly reflect anything. i don’t typically tag specific people for these things so consider this post an open invitation to anyone reading to overshare about your favs. GO FORTH

nicholas d. wolfwood. my fucking god. to lead with him feels the most transparent i can stand to be. what is there to even say. he has everything. he's the foil. he's the love interest. he's introduced with one foot in the grave and the other in the church. he's a hitman. he's a priest. he's a bodyguard. kids and single mothers love him. he's an orphan. he's a chain smoker. he shoots first asks questions never. he's screaming and covered in his own blood and hunting you down with a concussion and temporary blindness. he was drowning in foot deep water with seven broken ribs three minutes ago but he's fine now. as a man who once fractured his spine on a rock because of a comical tightrope walking incident and was walking it off two hours later, i relate. something something i could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way more interesting

minato arisato and ryoji mochizuki (do not separate). uhhhhh persona 3 remake when? please? the earliest installments of this series may have been a bit before my time (not that i even got to play 3 when it was fresh since i didn’t really get a lot of freedom with video games until 2012) so i understand my bias but p3 is still my favorite main series entry to date. and you get TWO depressed moon themed bitches for the price of one with this game? one of them is death. the other becomes an interstellar gateway. i’m a sucker for characters who know each other for a tiny fraction of the larger story but instantly connect like they’ve been waiting lifetimes to meet again. characters whose presence in the narrative is brief but infinitely impactful. one is literally made from the other. what can i say.

goro akechi. while we’re on persona. sorry, we have to get into my Problematic Fav. let me tell you. i’ve been in the fucking trenches. this character is easily 50% of the reason i don’t engage in persona fandom spaces (wrt 5 especially). i love crazy bitches. personally, i love and encourage his violent mania and psychotic tendencies. can’t help being a gemini. can’t help being a foil. he didn’t stop at biting the hand that feeds him; he wanted to chew the whole thing off the arm regardless of who else he had to sink his teeth into on the way. y’all are just still mad that part of that means he can be a pretty unlikable person. at least he was honest with his motivations when you caught him. i get him though. goro’s role in the third act of royal saved the game because you and i both know that new story content wasn’t any good otherwise. he’s there to be a BITCH and keep things REAL. shout out to goro akechi for helping me identify my own dissociative disorder. thanks king

uldren sov and crow. this is a different people, same character sort of situation. sometimes you die and come back with no memories and get to be the same person at heart but placed into a life of extremely altered circumstances and see where that takes you. now i’m aware these characters are kind of divisive in destiny circles (mostly for the wrong reasons). i’ll give it to the people who think he’s being pushed waaaaay too hard into the narrative spotlight in a lot of seasons; that’s totally fair. but he’s had a lot of super compelling arcs surrounding his trauma across two lifetimes. his grief really becomes him. i’m also sincerely just so weak to stories centered around siblings, especially ones dealing with the really harsh and ugly truths regarding emotional abuse in the family and the complexity of familial love.

dimitri alexandre blaiddyd and the blue lions. SORRY. CONTRACTUAL FIRE EMBLEM MENTION. fe16 is the reason i completely left the fire emblem fandom space, even though it’s been a toxic cesspool for the entire decade i’ve been in any way involved with it. dimitri’s another of my twitter assigned problematic favs (the fandom faction wars surrounding this game were insane) and the reason i’m not even on the platform anymore. i have miles wide weak spot for the blue lions’ found family dynamic and was instantly in love with the way these characters played off of each other in established relationships right from the start of the game. their route tells a very complete, grounded character driven story that hit all the right emotional story beats to make the ending really feel rewarding. it was often times uncomfortable, but it was done well in a way that didn’t shy away from a lot of the ugly parts of mental illness that allowed me to feel very seen. i think it held truest to the standard formula of the fire emblem story structure and did so very well, even if silver snow was written first as the intended canonical story route. still my favorite after four years. classic.

[hereiamtolive]

This mix is totally A LITTTT!

LIFE UPDATE!!!!

I just got back travel from SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA! it feels so nice... can’t wait to go back there next year... yea i always motivate myself to visit SK once in a year or more... but when i got my VISA pandemic came... i am so glad that i could make it in 2022 after they lifted travel ban.

I promised myself to at least be an intermediate in korean if i want to go back, it was difficult to travel by yourself without someone who understand the language. I travelled with my friend but neither both of us fluent in korean, it was sucks, i mean they really treat you well if you speak korean.. i know it was because they are afraid to tell something wrong, that’s why i need to improve my korean skills..

it was a new experience for me, i travelled to seoul alone ... i went to vietnam first for transit.. i was having anxiety lmao you know it’s really far and you don’t have anyone around you... my friend came D+1 after i actually arrived. This is really foreign country i thought i knew it so much because of FANGIRLING but turned out i really just lost on the day i arrived.

i was really having anxiety because i need to go to the concert venue the day i just arrived, like it took more than a day to safely arrived in seoul and i needed to be at the venue on 4 PM? i was just arrived on 8AM... 

The moment i arrived, no i was just like i want to go back home, this is really a FOREIGN COUNTRY which i can’t fully understand their language... i can speak english in here.. i did not know how to get myself to THE HOTEL.... i could not get the T MONEY because i only had 50,000 KRW money, the first thing i bought was banana milk i asked the cashier “do you sale T MONEY “ but he left me on silent:) ok so i need to go back to the vending machine, IT WAS ERROR... i went back up and down through the station like some kind of idiots and then i decided to go out and grab a taxi... SMHHHHHHHHHH it was really cold, and even when i got the taxi the driver can’t even speak english, i was using all my knowledge in korean drama or when i watch my idols contents, GLADLYYY the driver told me my korean was good (NO WAAAY I MIGHT BE PRETEND to understand him) 

I arrived at the hotel but they say it was not the time, so i walked around .. bought lunch, T -MONEY, try to learn how to rain a train.... the last thing i remember visiting seoul it was really easy but i wanted to do was crying on that day.. it was hard... the METRO LINE was so hard... i can’t even find my hotel back everytime i went out from the station... did not pay attention for which exit i should take... 

I did not have time to rest, i only slept in the plane and i straight went to concert venue, LMAOOO seoul was too crowded.. really everyone is living in a fast pace.. idk but i got motivate living like this... so after an hour figuring out the train lane and asking my online friend finally this is really.. my college wishes.. i wanted to cry for god sake, i went to boygroup called The Boyz fanmeeting, i knew i was dying to watch SEVENTEEN in this venue when i was in college but, YEAAAYSH they come to indonesia again so i don’t need to come to KR at least......and that i decided to came to other boygroup and i can’t wait until next year to travelling again my mind was really in A BAD STATE so i guess whomever the group is as long as they are my favs i will be happy. DREAMS CAME TRUE.... will make sure i come back next year again for both of my favs group.

I can’t forget this was amazing, went to concert in the middle of winter alone and in a foreign country, so maybe this is really my youth...

anyway im going back later, there are a lot of works tha i have postponed too long, and on 28 im going to seventeen concert again, wish me luck , that i won’t be crying

[violescent-scrolls]

Beach Days With The Genshin Characters!

Wc:1.7k

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe some people being creeps? (Dw tho none of the chars or you is doing the creeping and it’s really brief

A/N: These we’re supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited and here we are lmao. If you wanna see some of your favs in this scenario lmk! Requests are currently open (and not just for this one prompt! Also! Repost from my old blog!

♡Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

♡Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You��re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

♡Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

♡Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

♡Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll even conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.

Thanks for reading! Likes, reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated!

[inknopewetrust]

Fanfiction Recommendations! As the summer comes to a close, I want to highlight some of my favorite authors and their beautiful talent with all of you.

Take a moment, read their work, and support them by commenting and reblogging—all to let them know their work matters and their contributions to their respective communities are valued and heard. Heed all warnings before consuming content, the authors and myself are not liable for the content you interact with.

Cherry Blossom Colored Kisses // @queers-gambit [Eddie Munson x Reader]

I am normally a streamlined reader. One of those who doesn’t venture into supernatural, folklore-esq fics but something spurred me to read this and all I can say is that it was perfect. There are few words beyond perfection to describe this work. It is simply phenomenal. I never wanted it to end; the writing was beautifully heartbreaking and lovely, and the emotions—God! The emotions! I have re-read this multiple times and will be reading it until the end of my days. I only wish I could be as brilliant a writer as you. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.

For you, I’ll Go into the Woods // @aniqua [Eddie Munson x Reader]

If you continue reading this rec list, you’ll also see that Aniqua is in the masterlist category too. She is simply amazing. Every work she’s ever produced has been excellent. A true, exquisite talent that I am so happy to call my mutual. Not all writers take time and care into how their readers are represented, but Aniqua shows that with impeccable kindness and strength because in the end, all we want for ourselves is to be the best version we can be—and well, she writes that. Aniqua, you are the best. Your writing transcends from the page and into our hearts. We are so lucky that you continue to write and produce work that we love. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.

My Favorite Henderson // @luvfae [Eddie Munson x Reader]

Listen, I love Henderson!Readers. I do. Plain and simple and very much a fantasy because 1. Dustin is my fav and 2. I adore Eddie. This series is fantastic. It’s long (which is an absolute plus), well written, and totally engaging with great dialogue and a really wonderful representation of Eddie as a character beyond the scope of what we know of him. I tagged the whole masterlist of the series for you to check out—you can’t stop at one, you need to read them all and stay up all night because you can’t stop reading it. Fae, thank you for sharing this with us.

Detention // @mycurrent-hyperfixation [Eddie Munson x Reader]

While I like the good ‘ol canon fic like everyone else, imagining characters outside what we’ve seen is so interesting and goddammit I love this one. First, Eddie would definitely be stuck in detention more often than not because he’s a non-conformist and that bugs teachers; second, he would absolutely fall in love with a student he wouldn’t expect to see in there. This fic is so cute and wonderfully crafted. This author knows how well to write Eddie and the kind of character he is supposed to be—which makes all the contexts that they put him in all the better to be read. Thank you for sharing this with us.

High School Sweethearts // @uselesssomebody [Eddie Munson x Reader]

This is a [ongoing] fic series that just started and I cannot wait to see where this goes. I love the dynamic–Eddie on the outskirts of society while Reader is woven within it trying to find an out. It’s got that enemies to lovers, faking dating trope that we all love and let me tell you, one ‘chapter’ in and this author has me in the palm of their hand. Their username is uselesssomebody and while I don’t know the context for it, I can tell you all (who decide to venture this far and actually read everything I wrote) that this author is far from useless and is certainly not just somebody. They’ve created conflict and empathy and the foundation for the story in a few thousand words while understanding the motivations of reader and Eddie so well. I cannot say enough, and maybe for the second time now, that I am jittery thinking about how this story will progress and I hope all of you will join me in enjoying this journey. I am simply smitten. Thank you for sharing this with us.

Night Moves // @eagerbby [Eddie Munson x Reader]

Oof did I love this. I’m a sucker for exes to lovers and the way Nicole wrote this is not only a beautiful, comprehensive story but the innate ability to be a storyteller in the most amazing sense makes this fic a perfect combination. Reader and Eddie have a realistic, palpable connection and the angst that slowly evolves into the revelations and resolution of the story is just fucking wonderful. And I don’t know at what point I begin feeling like a broken record, but there are phenomenal writers on tumblr (as well as Ao3–in particular) and being able to discover them through fandom is a great honor. They understand characters and their motivations (dare I say) better than the original authors or creators and that says something about the creativity and intellect of them. Nicole is one of those writers. You will also find her masterlist under the ‘Masterlist’ section of this fic rec list because it’s just that fantastic. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.

Spring Break // @strangermarvelss [Eddie Munson x Reader]

This fic. I want more! I want MORE! Enemies to lovers besties and goddamn does Sava do this well. I’ve read this three times because it makes me feel something and that is a testament to her writing. It’s fantastic and I love that authors are taking Eddie and adapting him into different types of scenarios. Like sure, is Eddie a golden retriever type who’s got big brown eyes and is a softy inside? Yes. BUT! Eddie could easily be irked by someone who doesn’t mesh with him in the way others have. Having Eddie in an enemies to lovers situation with a reader who is in the fruity four’s circle is just *chef’s kiss.* So, one, thank you for writing this and I, like many others, would love to see a continuation of this dynamic because you write it incredibly well. Second, thank you for sharing this with us because if it hadn’t been for you posting this, I wouldn’t have known what it felt like to love a fic so much.

Never Have I Ever // @me-gongoga [Eddie Munson x Reader]

Angsty fics that resolve with fluffy romance are bloody brilliant. They can make you feel ten different emotions if it is written well and shit, I’m here to tell you that yes, this fic is written exceptionally well. Not only do we feel every emotion and slight second hand embarrassment from the question Eddie thinks he has stumped everyone with, we also feel so profoundly rewarded by the end. UGH the satisfaction of that is amazing. As a reader who is getting older and who has been doing this *thing* for a decade, I adore when I come across stories that touch me in ways I wish I knew were possible ten years ago. So, thank you. Thank you for sharing this with us and creating feelings that are realistic and sound to the point where I kick my feet and giggle at myself. You make me feel sixteen again.

Right to the Bone // @havecourage-darling [Eddie Munson x Reader]

This fucking fic blew my nonexistent socks off. I loved it so much. Not only is it more than one part, it is incredibly written and the characters are wonderfully crafted. V, it’s not enough to simply recommend this story because I need to scream about it from the rooftops. Lovers to exes to ??? Exactly. Exactly what I’m looking for and because we are all simps for Eddie, only happy, complicated ends for this man and V gives that to us. It’s also not short. I love when fics are long so knowing that I’ll be reading it for more than a few minutes is the best, exciting feeling to have before actually jumping in. Thank you for writing this and sharing it with us. I hope those of you who take the time to read it simply adore it as much as I do.

I am a top gun girlie simp. It’s not something I will apologize for.

Bad Habit // @seasonsbloom [Jake Seresin x Reader]

There is no reasonable place on earth for me to sit and enjoy something this much. One, I love Jake. He’s exactly the guy I shouldn’t like but I do anyway and you know what? Fine. If he was real I’d hate him but I’d love to hate him… get the gist? This little series is amazing. Great writing, great use of the characters, and totally feels in canon too. All the top gun writers are great—and it’s fucking wonderfully long! I love long fics because I write long fics and to see other authors embracing the wc’s over 6 thousand words is amazing. Thank you, May, for taking the time to write this and sharing your talent with us.

Small Doses // @purelyfiction [Jake Seresin x Reader]

Again, here with another Jake fic but let’s be honest, this whole section will be Jake x Readers and so long as these fantastic writers continue to bless us with their work, it will a solely Jake list. Knockout. Not the call sign, but the code name for the fic. It’s a fucking knockout of a fanfic and I’m so happy to have come across it. It’s sexy and makes my heart do leaps because it has snark and steam and love and thrill. Hit the goddamn trifecta here, Ashley. Thank you for sharing this work with us.

Save a Jet, Ride a Pilot // @bradshaw-fanclub [Jake Seresin x Reader]

Please. The name for this fic alone should make you want to read it. There is a commonality between many Jake fics and I’m not mad about it (the “you hate him but love him at the same time” trope) and this fic… this fic does it brilliantly. I literally feel like kicking my feet from under by comforter because it’s just so fucking good. I signed my name with a heart in Hangman’s whorehouse just for this fic and I don’t regret it. Won’t apologize either. Thank you, Hayley, for sharing your talent with us.

Wine-Eyed // @whirlybirbs [James Norrington x Reader; POTC]

I used to sell myself as solely a Will Turner kind of gal but the older I got, I realized that Norrington was totally my vibe. I will die on that hill now. So, as any sane person does, I read all the fanfics I can and when a new one comes along, I read it, I love it, and birbs—listen… you knocked it out of the park. Absolutely wonderful, phenomenal, brilliant, amazing, life changing, awesome-ness. You keep this small fandom living for content alive. Thank you for sharing your work with us.

Ride or Die // @writefightandflightclub [Santiago Garcia x Reader; Triple Frontier]

I am 90% sure I’ve recommended at least one fic, if not the whole masterlist, of Luna’s before and every time I’m looking for something good, I come back to older fandoms I’ve been in and find new or past fics that I adore. Santi is a whole man of mixed emotions and complications that just make you want to say “I can fix him.” Ride or Die is that. Ride or Die is Santi at his antithesis and Reader being at the center of everything. I love it. And I highly suggest if you read this one, you’ll love all the fics that they’ve ever written because it’s not just Santi but many of Oscars other characters that are written perfectly. Thank you for continuing to write and share these wonderful stories with us.

Hot Summer Nights, Mid July // @luxurybeskar [Johnny Soprano x Reader; MSoN]

I went back through my archives to see what fics I may have forgotten to recommend in my last list and this is definitely one that I should not have looked over. Actually, probably all of Thea’s fics should be on here too. I love the Sopranos and while The Many Saints of Newark wasn’t the best film in the universe, the cast was sizzling and JB’s Johnny was certainly one of them. Thea writes him so well and self-indulgent too which is the best kind of writing tbh. If you enjoy this one, check out Thea’s other Johnny works and other writings because the catalogue is vast my friends. Thank you for sharing this with us.

Aniqua’s Main Masterlist // @aniqua

From Moon Knight to Shadow and Bone to Stranger Things, Aniqua’s writing will take you from universe to universe and leave you in love. Take the time to explore the masterlist she has created for all of her works because they are absolutely terrific.

Masterlist // @eagerbby

Everything on this masterlist is gold. It’s slowly growing with more content every week and I seriously cannot wait to see what else this author produces. Please, if you’d be so inclined, check out this author because their work is great and just like Aniqua’s work above, they’ll transport you to a little island of happiness for as long as you stay.

Masterlist // @masterofmunson

From Eddie to Peter Parker, everything is amazing. Amanda knows how to write these characters that I’m sure she could do it in her sleep, but I couldn’t pick one that I loved more than the others so I just smacked the whole masterlist on here for everyone to enjoy. Enjoy it, dear readers. They’re phenomenal and deserve all the love and support.

Um. How did we get here?

I’m a writer too, I guess… and I’d like to plug my own work—because Jesus Christ if no one else will, then I’ll do it myself! My name is Kelsey, I’m 24, and have been writing and reading fanfics for nearly a decade. Below are a couple of fics (and my masterlist) that I’m immensely proud of. It takes a lot for me to admit that I like my work—and certainly not all of it—but there are a few that I can’t help but love.

Thanks for all the support. Go check out the authors above and show them unconditional tumblr love.

Masterlist // @inknopewetrust (aka me!)

This masterlist contains every written fic I’ve ever posted on tumblr. You can find some of the work on Ao3 and different fandoms on my Wattpad.

Exile // @inknopewetrust (still me) [Darkling x Reader; Shadow and Bone]

This is a short series based in the shadow and bone world. Darkling x Fem!Reader that kind of set me on a path here on tumblr. It was the first mainstream series I’d ever done and the attention brought to it was very kind. I am very proud of this fic. I think it represents me as a writer very well and I was able to explore different themes of sensuality, romance, heartbreak, pain, and hatred, all in one.

The Hideout | It’s You and Me | Secret | Electric Music | and The Denim Vest // @inknopewetrust (oh yeah, still me) [Eddie Munson x Reader]

These are all of my Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader fics. Eddie is a comfort character. He’s the guy I would have been crushing on in high school and just like millions of other people on the planet, completely swept me off my feet. A few of these fics contain scenarios deeply personal to me—conversations I’ve had, situations I’ve been in—and to be able to therapeutically write about them through fiction has been a great pleasure. I’ll always believe Eddie to be one of my favorite characters to write for. He’s wonderfully odd—just the way we all like him.

Resolutions // @inknopewetrust (do you wanna guess?) [Marc Spector x Reader; Moon Knight]

I grew up loving Marvel. After a very traumatic experience writing for the fandom, I decided to take a step back a few years ago but I found a connection with Marc and Steven. There was an acceptance that I hadn’t been privy too, so it makes me incredibly happy to have extended my hand back into the pond. I am proud of this little series because I feel it dives into the complexities of what it means to be a partner—a loving, committed person when so much is going on. I hope that shines through for you too.

Volition // @inknopewetrust (Mhm… me) [Rafael Barba x Reader; L&O: SVU]

Rafael Barba is my favorite SVU character. Maybe that’s because I’m a Broadway girlie and RE is an absolute legend, but Barba is a whole deal by himself. I wanted to write a story aligned with canon and this is what I came up with. A complicated, dueling interest fic with a sequel that leaves lingering potential for the hypothetical future to be happy. I love Barba; he deserved better in the end.