#yuck bro

[coolboyzone420]

A letter to me

Blood cannot save you.

Blood is thicker then water. It will do nothing but make you sink

The bruises will do nothing but darken the sky.

its all consuming. It sucks you in. You choke on your own actions.

The blood will run while your tears dont.

punishing your skin. Your body, The thing that caries you.

Caries your vision, your loves, your hates.

You

the body that your mom holds dear. The body that your boyfriend kisses. Punishing it wont be a breath off fresh air.

Starving it will do nothing but make you slip out of their fingers.

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Married hero x villain

When villain just comes to hero’s rescue right after they’ve been severely tortured by supervillain (or superhero, whichever one is fine), and hero breaks down bc they lost their wedding ring during the fight and villain is like “baby that ring is nothing compared to your own life and safety, plus I can always buy you a new one.”

“Fuck, your stats are horrible,” the villain noticed. They still stared at the calibrations their little device offered, refusing to believe that the hero was in such a bad condition and still conscious.

Then again, the hero wasn’t quite human.

“I’m so sorry,” the hero whispered. The tears wouldn’t stop and the villain’s heart splintered with every drop.

“It’s not your fault,” the villain said. They tried to be rational, to shut off their emotions and concentrate on the hero instead of their anger. The villain knew they would take care of the supervillain later and they knew it wouldn’t be pretty. Carefully, they wiped the tears and blood from the hero’s face. “You’re safe now.”

“I can’t really breathe,” the hero said.

“I know, your left lung collapsed.”

“Has that ever happened before?” the hero asked. The villain could tell they were in immense pain but refused to show it.

“Yeah, a few months ago. It wasn’t this bad, though. Now, come here.” The villain pulled up their spouse but they noticed too late the hero’s ankles were broken. The hero moaned — nearly screamed — and the villain picked them up immediately, just like on their wedding day.

The fabric of the villain’s suit twisted in the hero’s hand.

“Shit, I scanned you all over, how did I miss this…?”

“Scan probably crashed. Happened to me when I tried to scan a dead person. Too much info. They really messed me up this time,” the hero whispered. The villain felt them shake in their arms, felt blood soaking through their own suit.

“Hey, it’s okay,” the villain said. They tried not to hold their spouse too close. They didn’t want to cause any more harm.

But despite the villain’s plan, they felt their own sanity slipping away. They had to swallow a sour taste in their mouth, had to blink away tears.

The villain needed to be strong for their hero but deep down, they knew how this was breaking them. How all of this was made to break them. Stealing their spouse in the middle of the night, torturing them, hiding them, playing with them; all of it happened because the supervillain wanted to toy with them.

Panic was an old companion and the villain was sure they would meet them soon enough. And if that happened, panic would beat the living shit out of them.

“Let’s go home,” the villain said, their voice shaking.

“Honey, I need to tell you something,” the hero said and the villain held onto them a little tighter, protective and worried. Their spouse was doing pretty well for nearly dying. No doubt, their superpowers made them harder to kill, but the hero was dangerously good at pretending they were fine.

The villain risked a look down at them in their arms and there were even more tears on the hero’s cheeks.

“I’m so sorry,” they sobbed and the villain had a million horrible suspicions running through their mind. What had happened to their hero? What had they done to them? The villain was losing it, was going to murder the supervillain with their own hands. “They took my ring.”

The hero’s tears wouldn’t stop, in fact everything got worse. The villain could tell they tried to swallow their tears. But their lips trembled and their eyes were red.

“Honestly? I’m just glad you’re alright.” One crack, then two. The villain’s voice gave up and so did the villain. They let the little wall in their mind crumble completely and let emotions take over. Everything broke down and the tears followed. They held the hero close, shaking.

Likewise, the hero stopped pretending and let the tears fall.

It was a curse. Pretending to be alright, so you wouldn’t worry your significant other. The villain hadn’t planned this but they couldn’t help it. Maybe the hero was the only person they could be their rawest self with. Maybe the hero was the only person who truly, deeply knew them.

Someone who had seen all the ugly parts, all the disgusting parts, all the faults and mistakes, all the imperfections and unpleasantries. Someone who, despite all, stayed.

“Oh god, my love,” the villain sobbed between tears, “god, I thought you were gone.”

“You’re not mad?” the hero asked and the villain shook their head, lost in complete despair. They needed a second to gather themselves.

“It’s just a ring,” the villain whispered. The hero wiped tears off the villain’s cheeks and the villain had to smile softly. “Marriage is so much more than one ring. All I ask for is your safety.”

The hero leaned their head against the villain’s chest. They seemed calmer as their fingers went over the villain’s forearm.

“I can always buy you a new one,” the villain promised. “But first, we have to get out of here.”

For the next few months, the villain didn’t let the healing hero out of their sight.

[lovebeatriceplz]

" Did Gwen and Hobie hook up??😦🤨🤔, here's proo-"

No.

Kindly stfu

[voidedaurora]

15 and 19 really isn’t that bad tbh. I can tell you for fact if I was 15 again and a 19 year old woman approached me, id be married to her today. The internet is so dramatic about shit like this. And in order for it to to be illegal, they have to actually have sexual contact that is reported and proveable. As far as I can tell this is all happening on discord?. You don’t have to be an adult to consent to discord rp lmfao, it’s not the same as having actual interaction with someone. And to say that it is frankly insulting to people who have genuinely been assaulted and harmed by an older individual. I know a person who was taken advantage of by a 30 year old when she was only 13, obviously this is terrible and has had a lasting effect on her. She has told me herself that she finds shit like this insulting because it truly just isn’t the same thing. Khai is being painted as a victim when khai hasn’t even said that they feel taken advantage of in any way

Literally what the hell, check this guys harddrive

"if I was 15 again and a 19 year old woman approached me, id be married to her today." ????? I'm genuinely so sorry you think this way Also don't use your friends experience with getting abused as leverage to support your shitty take, its disgusting and I honestly pity you for being this uneducated, not being able to see how a gap that large can be damaging. I honestly have no words

[saytrrose]

are you a. Bad person like you do drugs

How old are you 😭

No I don’t do drugs, I’ve tried things before out of curiosity and it’s not for me

Also unpopular opinion sort of, just because someone smokes or does drugs doesn’t make them, themself as a human, a terrible person

[platoapproved]

honestly not even going to try to liveblog the marius-narrated sections of Queen of the Damned, vacillating wildly between utter boredom and profound disgust.

[mossytrashcan]

I ACCIDENTALLY BOOPED A ZIONIST IM GONNA THROW UP

[jrueships]

negligent mother

[livingdeadhorse]

When the heat is so intense you have to draw your favorite characters dealing with a broken AC 💔

[quackle]

no because how in the absolute hell did all them contestants make fun of leshawna's dancing when they danced five times worse? 😭

[izzyspussy]

buffy stop projecting your problems over everyone else's challenge impossible

[thatcreepydoll]

guess who’s sick and had to ditch school because they thought they were going to puke 😋😘

[verdantdaises]

Important question, do you write them as dogs or as people?

Good question!!! I deliberately leave it ambiguous bc I don’t really care what people picture in their heads like idc truly ahaha

Either way they have some fur and are dog men or are humans and have skin it doesn’t matter to me, I do mention skin a bit but people can interpret it however they want :))

[ceoofcrimes]

God the guys you have sent to this earth to be kind and compassionate friends, workers, fathers and/or husbands are becoming Muslim podcast bros :(

[dynamoe]

I got some feedback rejecting Billy kissing a *yuck* girl. those are massive cantaloupes. shot with the shrink ray in reverse, probably.

ICYMI and you're not a Quizboy lore obsessive, lonely Billy's "guilty pleasure" is "melon heated in a microwave."

That's canon— Venture Bros S02E04 Escape to the House of Mummies Part II

The TrueFan QuizStans want him Forever Alone... Melons or Nothing

[mingyuonlyfans]

just did a little scroll thru ur blog and love ur experimental short form smut posts ssjshdsj highly agree that vernon is just a guy!! he seems like a chill flexible guy who’s down for whatever.

thank you :D im still working up the courage to post longer ones SKDHSJJDS and thank YEWWWW this is literally vernon -> 🧍‍♂️