thatshittyaspid
thatshittyaspid
Your pain is my comedy
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I enjoy watching you suffer, because what is comedy but tragedy from far away?
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thatshittyaspid · 6 months ago
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Smooth Operator is just Persona music before Persona was a thing
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thatshittyaspid · 7 months ago
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My first (serious) DnD character, Verant Belkin the Tiefling He also might just be Percy Jackson, it was an accident
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thatshittyaspid · 7 months ago
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A tiefling with lycanthropy is immune to Throw Through Hell
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thatshittyaspid · 8 months ago
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Aphrodite is just one of these things, and I will not elaborate
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thatshittyaspid · 8 months ago
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I love the idea of Hestia giving up her seat at the Pantheon so Dionysus can have it because I always imagined Hestia as really short so all I can think about is a grown Dionysus sitting in a chair that looks like it belongs in a Fisher Price toy house while everyone else has large decorated thrones
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thatshittyaspid · 9 months ago
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ladies and gentlemen, I found something amazing. So here's whats going on. I'm sitting here looking through greek dietes and then I see it, Philotes. Greek God of Affection, Friendship & intercourse. I found the friends with benefits god.
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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Scientists, murders, and random people who just know about this stuff! I'm making a little guide to poisons, and I was wondering if you guys had anything you might want me to add to it. I call it the Idiots Index to Poisons & Paralyzers
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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MAY 25th is TOWEL DAY
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Remember that a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have! Always keep one on you and know where it is at all times!
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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MAY 25th is TOWEL DAY
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Always know where your towel is and keep it on hand at all times
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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Guess what I'm talking about
Mist machine
Angry Play-dough
God's right hand and his middle finger
Here Comes the Sun
The Hot Dog cart
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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Just a quick reminder that giving someone mouth to mouth CPR is the same as blowing into an old N64 cartridge and hoping it works
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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This is a simple yes or no question, would you eat Denji's toast?
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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WHAT THE HELL IS CHURCH'S MIDDLE NAME
edit: fuck it, Im trying to figure this shit out cause I'm making rvb tcg cards for a school project but I'll just use loser
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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The Nuclear theme
You can make everyone on Earth hear ONE song as the nukes drop, what is it?
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thatshittyaspid · 2 years ago
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History teacher: Ok class, since we're almost done learning about greek history, today we'll watch Hercules
The class: YAY, I love that movie
Me in the back of the room: (Stay calm, just don't correct them, it's not that hard, you can do it)
Me 2 minutes later: *slamming my head into my desk*
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