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thecerealbox · 1 year
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Sunset in Albi, France
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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"But Gramps, where are those friends you always talk about ?"
"Oh, they're not here any more. After a while, I discovered that friends were even more valuable that I anticipated. Especially when you sell them on the black market for parts."
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"By the way, completely unrelated question, do you have both your kidneys ?"
“But the real treasure was the friends we made along the way”, your retired adventurer grandfather always finished his tall tales by that sentence; but the thing is; you never met any of his so-called companions.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Is that Quentin Tarantino's bed ?
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hmmm
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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"What do you mean you left LAST WEEK ?! We've been travelling on this ship for 5 generations !"
The first astronauts sent to be interstellar settlers could arrive at an already existing colony made by astronauts sent latter in much faster ships.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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1) Wherever, most of the time at my desk but I aspire to be one of those people who spend all day writing in coffee shops and parks.
2) Right after the daily sacrifice I make to the God of Writing (used to be a cow or a goat but I'm a vegetarian now so usually a block of tofu or a zucchini).
hey, writeblr. reblog this with
1) where you write
and
2) what time of day you usually write
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Jean-Jacques Sempé.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Ok, my turn.
There are people living in the streets in winter while some people have vacation homes that are empty from October to April.
There are people who work in life threatening conditions for 12+ hours a day to support their family while other people are spending millions of dollars on pictures of monkeys.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Also, family reunions would be weird.
If your mom was a mermaid and your dad was a Minotaur and you got their human halves, you’d just be some guy.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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And pass on the occasion to be a giant furry fish ? That'd be sad.
If your mom was a mermaid and your dad was a Minotaur and you got their human halves, you’d just be some guy.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Oh, so you've seen Encanto too.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Question for whoever is in charge of casting the Doctor since 2005 : Do you consistently make perfect choices in every aspect of your life and, if so, would you be open to consider becoming my new life coach ?
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Don't pretend you have the babies interests at heart when you force them into a world which might not even be sustainable for humans by the end of their lives.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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I just read "Wuhtuhfuh" and my brain knows what it's about 🤷🏻‍♂️
Your brain translates ‘wtf’ but not ‘lol’
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Auvergne, France.
A "Chut !" sculpture made of volcanic stones. It basically means "Shut Up" in French.
I don't know why it was there but I agree with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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...rd of full beam headlights that the person coming the other way won't turn off even though it's a dark night and you can't see anything because of them and you try to make him understand that he forgot to take them off by putting yours on but he does the same thing because turns out he didn't have them on and your eyes were just tired from all the driving and now you can see even less and you begin to wonder "So this is how I die ?".
You are the wielder of the sword of light. And the sword of darkness. And the sword of twilight. And a sword of that moment at the dawn of a july morning where the rising sun coats everything in just a slight shimmer of vermilion . And the swo….
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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Côte d'Opale, France.
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thecerealbox · 2 years
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BarCelona, Spain.
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