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Cause actually??? Like why the fuck did people vote for him (trump)

president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

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It doesn’t belong. Period.

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

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writing is so fun

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l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

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Hihiihi guys I’m back, but I’ve lit lost all of my drafts and so I’ve got to start over 😓 uhhhh so if you have any requests pls send them in cause I switched phones and so kinda lost my acc in the process. ALTHOIGHHH I NEED TO WRITEEEE 😁😁😁

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Saving this for laterz 😸😸😸

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Who are you?

-a short poem

As I walk through the fields,

From a blank-beige perspective,

It feels almost how you see people.

Some may see you as kind,

Some may see you as cruel,

All of these descriptions,

And yet who, truly, are you?

So many different personalities,

Why do you put a different mask on,

Every where you go,

It’s fluid.

You feel hungry,

Like you’ve been craving understanding,

So now you are something,

But what could you be,

Stop changing

And choose.

Its frustrating, no one can pinpoint who you are,

Are you doing this on purpose or just to aggravate

It makes me insane,

Just decide for some time,

And stay like that.

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Fantasy

A quick poem as an apology for me ghosting y’all cause of writers block :/

I yearn for it,

I wish for it,

And yet I don’t really want it,

I watch others,

I can see how they act together,

Their hands intertwined,

They look like they’ll last forever,

They’re eating together,

They look like they’re destined for each other,

Such a natural emotion,

Why don’t I feel it,

I don’t get to feel this devotion,

This feels like a skit,

Make me feel ill,

Like I’m missing out on some kind of skill,

It doesn’t feel normal,

This feeling isn’t supposed to be abnormal,

It may be complex,

It feels like a bad reflex,

I’m left to my own fantasy,

I’m left to feel hungry,

I’m left to feel like an abandoned puppy.

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Guys I’ve officially got writers block 😔 I’ll try post soon but I can’t promise anything by the end of the week :((( have some photos of my dog as a formal apology to y’all 🫶🫶🫶

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The series for reference ❤️❤️❤️

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RAWR!11!!1!

>pairing- Joost x scene!reader

>genre- fluff, Headcanons!

>warnings- none???

Notes! Pure fluff, I dunno much about scene so correct me if I’m wrong! Fem reader is kinda suggested cause I’ve only scene (haha pun!) scene females :(

A/N! Scene is so cool whaaaat anyways enjoy this I don’t got much to say about myself today :P

> He’d love trailing behind you when shopping, his arms full with your shopping bags, like he’s hunched when trying to carry everything but he won’t let you do it. Obviously….

> When you two finish shopping, he makes you do like a little runway for him, like he’ll sit there reviewing every outfit and giving his notes on them (he just gives kisses instead) but it’s always appreciated anyways.

> he loves trying to match with you whenever he can, but most of the time you end up having to give him most of your accessories so he looks even a bit similar >_<

> sometimes you find him searching up scene places to go for the two of you and he ends up booking a reservation as a surprise! (He blurts it out the second he buys the reservation)

>he absolutely loves watching you get ready- like he just sits there and admires you to get ready. He’ll sometimes get ready then tell you to get ready; just to watch you.

Omg this is probably the shortest thing I’ve written yet :/ sorry bout that, enjoy it as I’m currently working on some other things currently though!

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Hello, How about writing about a reader with Tourette's syndrome x joost

Hiii! I’m so sorry, but I don’t really want to write this, as I don’t want to wrongly portray Tourette’s Syndrome as I don’t have it or know anyone with it, though I’d be happy to try and write some short headcannons though they might be inaccurate! If you do want that, send another request and I’ll get it done by Tuesday (or later depending on how busy I am :/ )

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On skibidi 🔥🔥🔥

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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Lilies and Tulips!

>Pairing- Joost x Reader

>Genre- tooth-rotting fluff

>warnings- none?

Summary! Joost and reader go for a picnic but end up going flower picking and reader explains the hidden meanings behind certain flowers 🌷 :3

Notes! Nothing much but tooth rotting fluff, reader and Joost are in an established relationship, long term. Reader is bi and a past gf is mentioned- like once.

A/N! Oh em gee!!1!1!!!! I am literally on a writing spree so that means I’m gonna get writers block soon 😒 anyways enjoy per usual!

Blue = Joost

Pink = reader

It was a beautiful, sunny day when the two of you decided to go flower picking in the nearby park for a little date. The date was an out of the blue thing as the Dutch weather was and still is known locally for being unpredictable so the two of you were going to make the most of it. And so, the two of you picked your favourite park in the area, quickly packed a picnic basked and went out.

Luckily, the weather held up letting the two of you enjoy a nice evening outside, having a little date.

“Mmh, thank god the weather’s holding up, it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!”

A small giggle left the both of your lips as Joost passed you the sandwich the two had a fuss whilst making all over the toppings, typical Joost.

“Oh, I know right! I feel zalig, holy even.” (zalig=blessed)

A light chuckle escaped from the both of your lips, you knew you wanted to savour this moment, the both of you were extremely lucky in your life. Both in your love life and your career, you led a successful career in the department you were in; letting you do things like this almost daily. While Joost, you already knew- everyone did: he was a celebrity, from being unfairly disqualified landing him in the spotlight, good and bad. Though, the two of you were heavily great full for his extremely supporting fan base, letting the two of you live in peace without the fear of being ostracised.

The two of you noticed that the park was fairly empty, so it meant that you could enjoy it a bit more: a few kisses here and there wouldn’t hurt anyone, would it? And so, you looked at Joost to check whether he was comfortable enough knowing that the paparazzi could and probably would snap a few photos. Luckily so, he was completely fine with it.

You took your cue and placed a few pecks on his face, a small smile on your face as you did so. Once you started pulling away, Joost lunged forward and pulled you into a long, fulfilling kiss; your lips interlocked, your hands got hold of his long luscious hair whilst his hands snaked around your hips, pulling you closer. You two felt interlinked, interlinked didn’t even feel like a strong enough descriptor for how the two of you felt!

By the time the two had started packing away, Joost’s phone started blowing up with notifications, which was really aggravating to the both of you. So, you suggested to go flower shopping at the local florist’s as you needed some new flowers as the ones in your vase had to been thrown away the other day as they had died.

Once the two of you arrived at the florist’s you were greeted by a great smile and lots of positivity from the cashier, one who you had grown close to across the years. You had started to come to this particular florist when you were with your lying, cheating ex! Thankfully you caught onto her actions but you knew that Joost wouldn’t ever do something as diabolical as her.

The two of you wandered around the packed shelves, Joost teasing you by pressing gentle kisses on your neck here and there when you weren’t paying attention. You and Joost were often viewed as a picture-perfect couple, and they couldn’t be more right! It was clear that the bond between you two was quite literally unbreakable which was the reason that the media tried stirring lots of rumours up, just because they were jealous.

Once you picked up a bouquet of Lilies and Tulips up, you handed them to Joost, unsure if he knew the symbolism behind them.

“Do you know what it means? You know… the flowers?”

You looked at him, a giddy smile as blush crept onto your cheeks; it felt like you were a teenager once again, hiding under the bleachers trying not to get caught by any teachers. A response you were anticipating from him, more preferably verbal but instead he lightly shook his hand before pressing his lips onto yours. Until he pulled away, properly responding, and so, wish a hushed voice he spoke.

No, schat, what does it mean?

A long deep breath escaped your lips, you didn’t even feel it and yet you were so stressed about telling him this even though you two had been together for the longest time, at least that’s what it felt like. It’s not that you were complaining though. You had gulped before speaking, practically ranting, explaining that the flowers represented deep requited love; exactly what the two of you had felt over the time that you were together.

“So, uhm, that’s what they mean. What a cringe-fest, hm?”

I let out a small laugh at my self deprecating joke to see him looking at me, tilting his head in confusion before speaking.

“Cringe? You’re just expressing your love, lieverd.”

You looked at him with starry eyes before pressing your lips onto his as a little thank you for his positive affirmations; his own lips locking onto yours, pulling himself even closer to yourself. You were going to continue the kiss, but you realised that the cashier was probably uncomfortable with the amount of pda you two were doing. And so, you gently picked up the bouquet and enveloping his hand, taking him to the counter.

“Just these please.”

Your voice sounded heavenly to Joost, he was definitely going to ask you to do some adlibs in his song some time soon. He watched with content as you conversed with the cashier; leaning onto you, his head now on your shoulder. After a few minutes you placed a small kiss onto Joost’s face before saying your goodbyes to the cashier. You gently tugged at his hand, making sure that he knew you were going.

Once the two of you had the florist’s, you placed another kiss on his face, now on his nose, your favourite place to kiss him.

“I thought that you were going to fall asleep there baby, how about we get home and have a nice night in before it starts chucking it down.”

A small giggle left his lips as he carried the bouquet of flowers in his hand, the other now wrapped around your waist.

I <3 leafeon y’all 😔

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Oh em gee ! I don’t have any of my drafts or requests, so if you had one please ask again cause I kinda don’t remember! Trust me I’m cooking something up right now as this is posted! >_<, once again, sorry.

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YALL IM OUT !!! IT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE HURRAH!!! 🎉🎉🎉