trilliumtriffid
trilliumtriffid
Trillium Triffid
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Have fear - plants are queer.https://linktr.ee/trilliumtriffid
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trilliumtriffid · 1 month ago
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Just for fun.
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trilliumtriffid · 2 months ago
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Fellow Canadians—would you prefer to be called a snow Mexican or a 'merikkkan? 🤔
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trilliumtriffid · 3 months ago
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trilliumtriffid · 3 months ago
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Don't just boycott U.S. products to protest tariffs—do it because your life may actually depend on it.
There appear to be numerous contagions festering in the U.S. right now as a result of these policies and this situation likely won't change any time soon. Stay safe—buy local. Support your local CSA, always check labels on grocery store shelves, start growing your own produce, practice responsible hunting/fishing. And for the love of the gods, don't board any flights going through the U.S. right now. Let's get through this in one piece, please.
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Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
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trilliumtriffid · 3 months ago
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Don't want a zombie, nuclear, or triffid apocalypse? Then stop cutting funding to education!
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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That's right. It's our slogan now, motherfuckers.
Always think twice before fucking with a nation of queer lumberjacks.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Please don't elongate me. I am but a humble native rodent species, not an invasive South African apartheidist.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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This is your last warning...
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Don't insult me by comparing me to the invasive Rattus rattus...
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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To anyone who has a hard time understanding the difference between Canadian and U.S. culture, it basically comes down to this - Canadians tend to prefer spending their leisure time in the type of building on the left, whilst U.S.ians tend to prefer spending their leisure time in the type of building on the right. Most importantly, we understand the importance of the type of building on the left to ensuring the future of democracy. ;)
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Algunos buenos ejemplos de estados que se llevan bien **de verdad.** ;)
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Some excellent examples of democratic states that **actually** get along with one another.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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It may have a sweet face, but this ain't no teddy bear.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Plz don't use us as an excuse for antisocial behaviour. Thanks.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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I think we all know what this is about...let's take you to see a psychologist, son.
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trilliumtriffid · 4 months ago
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Looks like more and more people these days are skipping high school biology class. Reality check - human biology is a complex and dynamic system that does not conform to the rigid linguistic binaries found in certain cultures. To present culturally constructed categories such as race and biological sex as concrete and binary is as dangerous as it is scientifically inaccurate. Intersex, trans, and multi-racial individuals have always existed and always will. Implying anything to the contrary is an attack on obvious truths our biological realities and on the unique complexity of every individual human organism in this solar system. Mute the charlatans. Always keep learning.
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