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“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“

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Master List of My Jemily Fics (Updated)

ALL OF MY WORKS ON AO3 || MY WRITING ON TUMBLR UPDATED: 28 JAN 2024

COLLECTIONS

Jemily Ficlet Archives Summary: An ongoing project (updates on Mondays) that is a random collection of my short Jemily fics that were originally posted to tumblr

Things You Said Summary: A 2015 fic-a-thon fulfilling short prompts from tumblr (a few are other fandoms, but mostly this series is Jemily)

FLUFF

Love They Say Summary: At a long overdue BAU Girl’s Night, Tara asks for dating advice from JJ and Emily.

Someone Else Summary: Things are changing for Emily and JJ in big ways and Emily’s not entirely coping. Or, the fic that really isn’t what you think

Homo for the Holidays [Jemily Hallmark Christmas Movie AU!] Summary: Jennifer Jareau is a successful magazine editor in New York, but when she has to return to her hometown for the holidays, JJ is less than thrilled. That is, until she runs into someone from her past who may have more in common with JJ than she thought would be possible.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Summary: How each member of the team found out JJ and Emily were dating

1, 2, 3, 4 (Drabble) Summary: Watching her best friend, JJ, walk up the aisle to marry Will suddenly ignites something within Emily.

The Disposition of Emily Prentiss Summary: When JJ spots a beautiful brunette in a bar she employees Derek and Penelope to help her win over her new crush.

Piccino Merlo Summary: Emily is undercover as Lauren Reynolds and meets a seductive blonde arms dealer

Change Your Mind (Drabble) Summary: JJ and Emily wager their first ‘wife bet’

The Mutt Summary: JJ rescues a dog from traffic and begs Emily to keep her.

Breakfast (Drabble) Summary: Emily finds her hands full of a certain toddler

Love is an Open Door (Drabble) Summary: Henry helps Emily on a secret mission

Nine Years (and Three Days) (Drabble) Summary: Emily and JJ have been celebrating their anniversary on the wrong day

You Spin Me Right Round (Drabble) Summary: JJ comes home to a very drunk, very miserable, Emily

You Picked Me (Drabble) Summary: Emily has a hard time expressing how she feels and the team comes over for Thanksgiving

Imagine Me and You (Drabble) Summary: JJ sees Emily with a baby and gets to wondering

Breathe (Drabble) Summary: Emily comes to the rescue when Henry is sick with a cold

I and Love and You (Drabble) Summary: Emily gets wedding day jitters

Mother’s Day (Drabble) Summary: Henry helps Emily prepare a Mother’s Day surprise

Dreams Do Come True (Drabble) Summary: Emily takes JJ and Henry to Disneyworld for their first family vacation

London Calling (Drabble) Summary: JJ makes a rash decision and calls Emily in a panic

300 (Crack!fic / Drabble) Summary: The 300th episode of Criminal Minds finds Emily and JJ in a precarious situation.

The One Where JJ Reads Fic (Crack!fic/ drabble) Summary: AU where the team is on a reality show about the BAU

FLUFF & FEELS

False Flags and the Art of Misdirection Summary: JJ, Tara, and Emily juggle their attractions to each other after returning from Roswell, New Mexico (A Je T'Emily Fic!)

If I Met You in Five Years (What-Ifs and If-Onlys Series) Summary: After spending years feeling like they’re just one step out of sync with each other, JJ and Emily finally find a perfect alignment. [Reimagining of Season 7 and 12x06 ‘Elliott’s Pond’]

If You’re Gone (What-Ifs and If-Onlys Series) Summary: Established Jemily [Reimagining of 06x18 'Lauren’]

Is There Somewhere Summary: JJ escorts Emily to Paris where they will have one week together

If You Asked Me To (What-Ifs and If-Onlys Series) Summary: JJ goes to Emily’s house after Emily has been suspended by Barnes [Reimaging of 13x15]

All of Me: Summary: JJ and Emily kiss and it makes things a bit complicated between them

Safe & Sound Summary: Tumblr prompt 'If I have to die, dying with you isn’t the worst way to go’

Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop: Summary: (Coffee Shop AU) Emily finally asks out her barista, JJ. But JJ is hiding secrets that might be Emily’s downfall

Speak Now Summary: Rossi and Hotch take bets on which drunken member of their team will make the biggest fool of themselves at JJ and Will’s wedding.

As It Seems Summary: JJ is falling apart and desperately wishes she had someone to talk to.

Come Around to Me Summary: Emily plans to leave for London as JJ plans for her future

The Secret Life of Lauren Reynolds Summary: JJ finds Emily’s passport under her alias, Lauren Reynolds

{Text} Blackbird. Summary: A series of text messages between JJ and Emily exploring their feelings for each other

FEELS

What If It Doesn’t End Well? (What-Ifs and If-Onlys Series) Summary: Emily struggles with her self-worth when the team is called to New Orleans, where they are introduced to Detective LaMontagne [Reimagining of 02x18 'Jones’]

I Will Wait Summary: This couldn’t be how it ended, not like this. JJ had survived so much, it seemed unfair to die alone in a parking garage. It seemed unfair to die at all.

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight Summary: JJ and Emily have a long overdue conversation now that Emily is back in DC and back at the BAU

She Used to Be Mine Summary: A canon-rewrite where JJ wasn’t part of the cover up that Emily had survived after Doyle

Let Me Down Slowly (Drabble): Summary: A story of JJ and Emily navigating their history

the words: Summary: Emily and JJ’s weekly phone call turns into a difficult conversation (Ambiguously S9)

Mercy: Summary: JJ finally works up the courage to tell Emily how she has felt for years (S13)

Wreckage Summary: After the plane crashes on the way home from the case the team must ban together to survive

Into the Light of the Cold, Black Night Summary: An alternate ending to 200

Lights Summary: Emily gets Penelope’s phone call in “Lauren” and comes home

Save Tonight Summary: JJ finally gets the courage to tell Emily how she feels but is she too late?

1000 Times Summary: JJ visits Emily in London, hoping to pick up where they left off

Scars Summary: JJ finally breaks down about her abduction

Ashes and Wine Summary: Emily’s emotional insecurities threaten to tear her relationship with JJ apart

I Will Follow You Into the Dark Summary: JJ tries to piece her life together after a crushing personal loss

Hotel Celiing (Drabble) Summary: It should have been their six month anniversary

FEELS & SMUT

If You Need Me (What-Ifs and If-Onlys Series) Summary: Emily has a night terror and asks JJ to come run through their ritual of comfort

Gravity Summary: Emily returns to the BAU (S11) and JJ tries to not fall into old habits

Luck of the Irish Summary: An alternate version of Lauren

The Call Summary: Emily gets a call from Spencer and becomes worried about JJ’s well being

SMUT

Moment Summary: Emily wakes up to a horny girlfriend, and only 20 minutes to do something about it.

Pray Summary: After Elle leaves the BAU, JJ goes looking for a one-night-stand

Unsubs and Handcuffs Summary: JJ finds herself at the whim of her captor after being bound and gagged.

Coming Home Summary: When Emily returns in It Takes a Village JJ has a hard time restraining herself.

Take it Slow Summary: JJ is nervous about her first time with Emily

Ride (Drabble) Summary: Jemily enjoy a quickie in the car

SMUT & FLUFF

Pandora’s Box Summary: After a drunken confession JJ and Emily take their relationship to the next level

CHAPTER FICS

Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) - Part 3 Summary: When JJ/Tara/Emily decide to buy a house together, Tara volunteers to renovate it into their perfect dream home. In order to follow through on her promise, Tara enlists the help of a general contractor, Beck Wilson – but Beck’s construction skills aren’t the only thing that garners Tara’s attention.

i can’t be wrong (to be craving you) Summary: An Emily focused story chronicling her relationship with JJ and her mental health in the aftermath of everything she’s survived. Begins in S4 and follows through the years to end of S15

To Catch an Unsub (WIP) Summary: Emily and JJ go under cover in a rural Alabama town to catch an unsub, but their fake relationship leads to real feelings.

Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) - Part 1 Summary: (Imagine Me and You AU) JJ realises she has feelings for her personal trainer, Emily — even though she is recently married to her long-time partner Will. A coming out story with lots of wholesome feels.

Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) - Part 2 Summary: Nine months after the end of Part 1, this series follows the interwoven relationships of JJ, Emily and Tara

A Journey Through the Silent Chasm (3 Part Series) Summary: This three-part series details the journey of JJ’s mental illness and PTSD through her death and, eventually, through the healing of those she left behind.

Caged Summary: When Emily finds out Will has become abusive she helps JJ get out of the situation safely. 

Words Left Unsaid Summary: When Emily’s sister arrives in DC she is faced with traumatizing news and JJ has to face emotions of her past

Summary: Emily and JJ go under cover in a rural Alabama town to catch an unsub.

It Was Always You Summary: As JJ prepares to leave for her new position at the Pentagon, Emily makes a huge confession which changes everything.

Things You Said (Drabble Collection)

CM FEMSLASH FIC RECS:

My Fanfic Master Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily] || [JJ/Tara] || [Misc Ships]

2023 Rec Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily + Other Femslash]

2022 Rec Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily] || [Other Femslash]

Also check out my past [Friday Fic Recs]

UPDATED: 28 JAN 2024

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Precious meathead baby <3 I’ve wanted to make a kaiju pattern ever since I made Lemmyloop’s beautiful Otachi. After reading the “From Out the Ocean Risen” series by Bluestar I knew that kaiju had to be Meathead. Hope you enjoy, fellow Kaiju Groupies! 

Free crochet pattern here.

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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supergirl (TV 2015) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor, Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Lena Luthor/Kara Zor-El Additional Tags: New Year's Kiss, New Year's Eve

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CUTE/Adorable Supercorp part X

A Day in the Sun by SapphicLoving_Lesbian

Sick by cinclaire

Shot By A Luthor by EmericHarper

New heartbeat in town by sombaf

The Claddagh Ring by FazedLight

Meet the press by Lambrookmist

Headliner by EmericHarper

Mabon by FreedomSeeker27

when your arms are around me (i swear that i'm holding the sun) by denimangels

The Final Secret of Atlantis by Evenatango

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I want to talk about THIS moment. Right before. There's a TON of people misreading Caitlyn's intent because she's using such a playful demeanor after Vi's sorrowful self-deprecation. To be honest, it's the best response she could have had, and the best tactic. Her demeanor serves as a stark contrast to the spiral of self hatred that Vi is going down, and it's an excellent distraction. Caitlyn is stopping her line of thinking, right then and there, and she does it while delivering one of the most romantic and understated declarations of love I've ever seen.

Stay with me here.

Let's be very clear: Caitlyn did NOT come to the cell with the goal of seducing Vi. Not even. How do we know? Aside from several context clues that come before this scene, the way Caitlyn responds to the kiss is very telling:

See how long it takes Cait to even register what the fuck is going on?? She's literally like "oh. OH. we're kissing? WE'RE KISSING." And Vi also OPENS HER EYES very briefly, to check that Caitlyn is as into this as she is, right as Cait settles into the kiss, likely sensing her hesitation/delayed reaction. This scene is NOT Caitlyn seducing Vi. This scene is Caitlyn giving herself to Vi, and Vi choosing exactly what she wants to do with her, which is VERY different.

What does Caitlyn say right before the kiss? She says, "Do you really think I needed all the guards at the hexgates?" Translation: I left Jinx's cell unguarded on purpose. I want you to know that I heard you during our last conversation. I want you to know that I trust you. I want you to know that my love and care for you is more important than my need to sate my grief and desire for revenge. I choose you.

And following: "Sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable." Translation: I know you. I see you. I knew you would choose this, coming after your sister, and I facilitated the circumstances in which you COULD choose this. You don't choose wrong. You choose love, and I understand that now. I want you to know that I support your choices, and they won't cost you the people you care about, at least not me, not anymore. I know that you'll always choose your sister, and I've made peace with that. What you want is what I want.

That is MONUMENTAL. That's quite possibly one of the most romantic things I've ever seen in media. Because who the hell has the guts to give up their grief and forgive their mother's murderer, all for love? That's a level of sacrifice that not enough people are acknowledging.

People say Caitlyn never changed, never felt remorse, never grew from the bad choices she made. I say wrong. And this was the turning point.

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Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

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today in my anatomy class we were talking about the female reproductive system, specifically female areas of sexual stimulation (idk why it’s a college class and someone asked about it) and aparently there are 7. so my professor wrote all 7 of them on the board and was like like ok see if you can guess where they are.

and it was like g spot, clitoris, u spot, a spot, o spot, p spot and c spot, right?

and i shit you not. someone behind me looked at the board and said “oh the alpha spot and the omega spot”

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violets

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I loved that fight

Might : Fighting with a knife in her stomach, taking hits like that, and still continuing the battle

Vision : Analyzing Ambessa and her weakness

Guile : pulling the knife out of her own stomach to use it and then sacrifice 👁️

It’s really awesome.

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People expecting a character like Caitlyn who has shown so many times her clear disdain for communicating her feelings verbally, to have lengthy conversations and never ending apologies for everything she has done wrong is a bit disappointing.

Caitlyn is a politician’s daughter. She knows that words are always there to smooth the rough edges of the conflict or to make promises that another age won’t see coming to fruition and, essentially, mean nothing without the action following.

People offer their sympathies and she just doesn’t acknowledge their words, Cait just moves past it and changes the topic or tries to make up a plan to just do something, to fix and salvage.

She shows, not tells.

She doesn’t say a word as she rushes to bring her father in a tight embrace after being on the brink of death and allowing herself to stay like that for a few moments with a person she thought she’d never see again.

She doesn’t say a word as her eyes are slowly drifting lower as if preparing herself to face yet another of her mistakes that she can’t erase. She’s reaching out to gently graze her fingers over an injury and the spot that she hit the person who she loved so much in, sorrow and remorse all over her face.

She doesn’t say a word as she puts every obstacle out of Vi’s way to make sure that nothing would stop her to free Jinx: to free the person who tormented her mind even before she knew her name, to get her out of the cell and out of the punishment Caitlyn was determined to bring on her with all the rage and ferocity of a grieving daughter.

She doesn’t say a word as she gives up her inherited sit in the Council for a Zaunite who she faced in a fight that she barely got out of alive by sheer luck and is there to represent the interests and stand for the rights of the city she poisoned and regarded the residents of with a loss-reinforced contempt and prejudice.

Why would she need to say anything when she shows so much?

And why would you, as a viewer, rob yourself of the opportunity to appreciate the nuance of the character like that?

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I going to hell and you’re all coming with me