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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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I did not expect to be called out like this.

made a uquiz

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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I had a gremlin thought and had to throw it at you. So we all know that JC and WWX revolved around JYL (as they should) and would 100% do what she told them to. Why had no one taken this to its logical conclusion? Let’s say it’s after another failed meeting in between JYL and her horrible fiancé she is doing the depressingly normal routine of trying to not be hurt while YZY is being horrible to WWX and JC. And she just takes a moment to breathe and wonder why them. What has she and her siblings done to suffer like this? One of the disciples comes over and offers her any help they can. This causes JYL to just have a moment of realization where she stops and tries to remember the last time anyone except those outside the sect asked the Sect leaders for anything. Because the people know that JFM is just passive at best and YZY is plain aggressive. JYL was raised to be a sect wife and basically shadow run a sect right? And let’s say she’s been doing this for years at this point. WWX basically owns the disciples and every resident of Lotus Pier. JC is Sect Heir and has every ounce of loyalty his people and siblings can give him. JYL has this vision of a sect run by the three siblings and it’s just so much better. I imagine for all that they were their mother and father JFM and YZY were very estranged from their children. It’s also basically canon that WWX hid so much of his power and skill from everyone as to not rock the boat. JYL rolls into her brothers rooms, sees the hurt that has been allowed to fester for to long and just decides it’s her turn to go feral. So now I present the idea of a coup. JYL points at the Sect and says I want it and her brothers go whole or in pieces? Now I don’t think any of the siblings is cold enough to kill JFM or YZY so I’m more leaning more towards talisman master over there creating a Jiāng version of Lan forced seclusion. Think about this would put canon in a blender and just shred it. We have Sect leader JYL, her co leader/Heir JC and their brother/Head disciple WWX. Think about WWX allowed to make the Jiāng a talisman powerhouse. Think about how a strengthened, united three person leadership which is really just JYL telling her brothers what to do and them doing it cheerfully. Everyone is validated, there isn’t constant fighting and money is rolling in from the talisman sales. The Jiāng all of a sudden are rising like someone strapped a rocket onto their ass. Let’s be honest the Lan are traditionalists who will swiftly be left in the dust by galaxy-for-a-brainWWX! Who invents like some people breathe. The Jin hold power by riches and let’s point again at our resident genius talisman master who rolls out the flags and compass. The Jiāng are getting richer by the second. The Nie are powerhouses and we have JC and WWX who are ridiculous and almost evenly matched. Lotus disciples are melee masters and going against one now makes a lot of people want to cry because Head Disciple WWX is going to drag his shidis into excellence one way or the other. JC is laughing on the sidelines because how do you think he got so powerful huh and let’s be real our angry grape loves watching people suffer. All of a sudden the Wen conquest doesn’t look to realistic anymore. Then WWX meets WN and WQ and decides to impulse adopt them and their entire branch. Then the Jiāng are now also the medical center of the Sects? Watch out Wens you’ve just lost the top spot to three teenagers two of which are really just following their beloved sisters lead. All I’m saying is JYL ruling the Cultivation World with her brothers cheerfully giving her whatever she wants while she can finally pamper them as she pleases. You want the horrible peacock? Fine buts he’s marrying in. Hey little brother you’re drooling over WQ huh? There is much mocking from single WWX towards his siblings. For awhile WWX is the only unmarried Lotus Pier sibling and boy is he hunted. Everyone is tripping over themselves to lock down the most eligible bachelor who is handsome and rich. And then WWX meets his LZ and how the tables have turned brother dear? Let’s just say the Lans are going to lose that fight before it even begins. LWJ is going to perish at their first meeting. Somehow this ends up a trend where the Jiāng end up pretty much never marrying out. Wow this got away from me but I now offer you this vision!

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First year interactions in Ramshakle

Deuce:*trying to impress Yuu* Did you know jellyfish have lived without brains for 600,000 years?

Yuu:* not looking up from their Potions homework* A ray of hope for Ace and Grimm

Ace & Grimm:* looking up from the floor where they were dust from Ramshackle at each other* OY!!!

Jack:* also doing his Potions homework*: I highly doubt it, the jellyfish sound smarter than those two.

Sebek:* scoffing and moving through sword exercises* I am sure those Jellyfish have better common sense as well when compared to the human and mangy cat.

Epel: * Carving a magicycle on an apple*That's an insult to the jellyfish to be compared to those two.

Ace & Grimm:* looking back up with glares* OY!!! We can still hear you assholes

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Diasomnia Yuu

Malleus:* walking out of his room with his eyebrows screwed up while tilting his head* Child of Man, have you seen any of my uniform shirts, or hats ? They've all seem to have suddenly gone missing.

Yuu:* With one of the said hats almost falling off their head and in a shirt 5 times their size and holding a gargoyle mug* That sounds spooky, Hornton.

Sebek:* Standing by Malleus side* HUMAN!!! YOU DARE STEAL FROM THE ENRICHING MAJESTY OF WAKA-SAMA!!!!

Yuu:* looking him dead in the eye and sipping from the gargoyle mug* I have no idea what you're talking about crocky.

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!! I just got through the trauma of the last time ao3 glitched

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God I'm sorry for making you watch me read gay smut, but please have mercy I'm begging you. I'm on my hands and knees here, I need my fruit loops back, I need to know whether or not Wei Wuxian finally remembered who Lan Zhan and a-Yuan are ! I NEED TO KNOW !!!

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It's been a decade (24 hours) since my love (ao3) was stolen from me. I mourn the lost moments ( 50k slowburn liushen) that have been cruelty taken from me far too early ( not even half way through), and long for their sweet touch ( they just got to the oh,oh shit part). I await their return with a heart full of hope and desperate yearning( please hurry I'm desperate and may resort back to Wattpad.)

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After chapter 5 and Grimms attack

Yuu:* laying in the infirmary bed high out of their fucking minds staring into the distance* Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach ?

Ace: Dammit we just got them to stop debating over whether or not ketchup is a smoothie or soup.

Riddle: * next to Yuu holding their hand* What?!

Deuce: * shakes head from the edge of Yuu's bed * No you're thinking of the whether or not soap is a jello or pudding argument.

Epel : * lounging in the bed next to Yuu*I still say it's a pudding.

Jack:* leaning Against the door* Well according to the group vote it's not.

Vil:* eye twitches while he hands Riddle a pain relieving potion for Yuu* That's the reason you all fought and refused to talk to each other for a week for ?!?

Riddle:* turns to Yuu with suffering in his eyes* Yuu, my darling rose, the king of hearts to my queen, what the fuck.

Trey:* sighs and adjust his glasses * That's the third time today he's cussed due to Yuu.

Cater:* cackling * And it's not even 10 in the morning yet !

Chenya :* pops out of nowhere* Nya~ what's this I heard about the purrfrect~ being injured by a meow-velent kitten ?

Yuu:* jumps in their bed* Not today Satan, i said those muffins wouldn't be done till Monday ?

Riddle/Trey/Vil:* snaps head* What ?!

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Grimm: * points at a smirking Ace* that bastard made fun of me for having you get me Capri Suns .* The blue fire on his ears start rising* then had the fucking audacity , to drink 8 of my Capri Suns !!!

Ace: *smirking* I was thirsty, and those were right on the table. Who am I to ignore a perfectly good drink.

Grimm: *snarling* Yuu, you either kick his ass or I will. So you have 2 options . * Puts his paws into a fighting position * and I'm already prepared to end this man's whole career .

Ace:* narrows eyes and grabs his magic pen* I'd like to see you try tanuki .

Grimm:* screeches and tackles him *

Yuu:* rubbing they're head* you guys may be in college, but you two are are still 2 year old dumbasses .

Jack:* sighs and pats they're shoulder* only 2 more years yuu.

Sebek:* scoffs* as if yuu will ever be able to rid themselves of those creatures without worrying if they're dead * eyebrow twitches * and look , Epel has decided to join the fight .

Epel:* cackling while throwing Grimm through a window and kicking Ace in the head *

Deuce :* tilts head to the side* don't you mean humans Sebek?

Sebek:* looking him dead in the eye* you people are not humans, you are animals with no survival instincts or common sense .