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Beware the Batmeme

P.S. I found the drawing belonging to the "dynamic ships" on Pinterest but I couldn't find the author, so if anyone recognizes them please let me know so I can put the credits.

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I got very close to some, others… not so much…

Eurovision 2025 final ranking prediction

I realized a ranking prediction for the Eurovision 2025 final taking into account a series of data, that is:

The jury’s and the public’s favorites reported by my country's commentators during the semi-finals;

The percentages reported by bookmakers read in varius related online articles;

The number of view on youtube videos from the festival’s official channel;

The general placement of the various countries in the different edition;

The most objective analysis possible made by me after years of observing the competition;

A bit of personal taste (not a lot otherwise because the ranking would have been very different honestly, ahahahahah).

Note that there is certainly a large margin of error if you take into account that I checked many of these data without the help of any type of tool and that they could have changed in the last few hours. In short, it's a very hastily put together and light-hearted ranking.

Without further ado, here is the ranking:

Austria: JJ – Wasted Love

Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu

Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie

Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato

France: Louane – Maman

Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta

Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – Gaja

Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter

Finland: Erika Vikman – Ich Komme

Malta: Miriana Conte – Serving

Italy: Lucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro

Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm

San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia

Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise

Spain: Melody – Esa diva

Germany: Abor & Tynna – Baller

Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son

Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys

Armenia: PARG – Survivor

Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination

Switzerland: Zoë Më – Voyage

Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray

Iceland: VÆB – Róa

Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado

United Kingdom: Remember Monday – What the hell just happened?

Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi

All that remains is to wait and find out the real final ranking…

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Eurovision 2025 final ranking prediction

I realized a ranking prediction for the Eurovision 2025 final taking into account a series of data, that is:

The jury’s and the public’s favorites reported by my country's commentators during the semi-finals;

The percentages reported by bookmakers read in varius related online articles;

The number of view on youtube videos from the festival’s official channel;

The general placement of the various countries in the different edition;

The most objective analysis possible made by me after years of observing the competition;

A bit of personal taste (not a lot otherwise because the ranking would have been very different honestly, ahahahahah).

Note that there is certainly a large margin of error if you take into account that I checked many of these data without the help of any type of tool and that they could have changed in the last few hours. In short, it's a very hastily put together and light-hearted ranking.

Without further ado, here is the ranking:

Austria: JJ – Wasted Love

Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu

Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie

Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato

France: Louane – Maman

Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta

Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – Gaja

Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter

Finland: Erika Vikman – Ich Komme

Malta: Miriana Conte – Serving

Italy: Lucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro

Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm

San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia

Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise

Spain: Melody – Esa diva

Germany: Abor & Tynna – Baller

Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son

Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys

Armenia: PARG – Survivor

Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination

Switzerland: Zoë Më – Voyage

Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray

Iceland: VÆB – Róa

Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado

United Kingdom: Remember Monday – What the hell just happened?

Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi

All that remains is to wait and find out the real final ranking…

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"And, I thought to myself how lonely is this guy that even a thieving crow brightens up his day?"

- The Boatman, Loving Vincent

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Ehy, Eurovision, how much Italy do you want in this edition? Eurovision: Yes.

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Roger, proudly pointing to Shanks: I have made a Pirate!

An angry Beckman, protectively hugging Shanks: You fucked up a perfectly good boy, this is what you did! Look at him, he’s got anxiety!

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OP 1137

1.

2.

Me: Oda, Oda, can we have Shanks? Oda: We already have Shanks. The Wish version of Shanks that we already have:

3.

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OP 1134

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Orihime: If I fall…

Ichigo: I’ll be there to catch you.

Uryu: *looks at Yasutora* What if I fall?

Yasutora: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Renji: *watches these two interactions*

Renji, to Rukia: And if I fall?

Rukia: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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When you should finish old projects left unfinished but you've unlocked a new hyper-fixation:

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Shanks: Is this great, or what? We’re going to live off what nature sends our way. See that stream? That’s our drinking water! See those berries? That’s our breakfast!

Beckman: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

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Batman with his rogues gallery:

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Beckman: Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Red Haired Pirates: …

Beckman: Not you, Shanks. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

Shanks: 😭❤️

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Mihawk: I have feelings for u…

Shanks: …?

Mihawk: not telling you which ones.

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A traumatized 16 years old Shanks: If not friend why friend shaped?

Literally a menacing Benn Beckman:

Everyone looking at him: HE’S NOT FRIEND SHAPED!!!