"alpha" males: things would be much better in ancient Greece back when masculinity was respected and there weren't all these f*gs everywhere!
Ancient Greece: whilst attending A gay orgy at the palace of Hemtalce, Iromodus the Scholar was insulted by Hemtalce for having a small penis, in rebuttal to Hemtalce's insult Iromodus is quoted saying "the gods gave me a small phallus so that I may pleasure men, the gods gave you phallus to spare so that you may pleasure women such as your mother you plebian filth" Hemtalce reportedly killed himself, Iromodus immediately claimed his palace and later died from a supposed heart attack from having continuous intercourse with his harem of effeminate young boys for 16 hours.
"The Committee said on Tuesday that its newly-published report is the first output from a series of meetings exploring what a united Ireland would mean and examines the current economic relationship between the jurisdictions on the island and the potential of the all-island economy.
The report, the Committee said, goes on to examine the cost of a united Ireland and makes the case for planning and preparation for a united Ireland to begin."
1. Bargul Bingin II: 9th November 2022- 20th October 2023
First leader of Ording Drublene. Elected by the Grand Revolutionary Council after the end of the Drublenic Revolution. Was a baker and known smuggler before the war. Retired on the 20 of October 2023
2. Mardisn Olmanx: 20th October 2023- 28th Jan 2024
Second Leader of Ording Drublene. Elected by the GRC after the retirement of Bargul Bingin II. Former artillery officer. Lost an arm in the revolution. Assassinated by a monarchist counter-revolutionary.
3. Alikxandr Odnopolicov: 28th Jan 2024- 31st May 2024
Third leader of Ording Drublene. Elected by GRC after the assassination of Mardisn Olmanx. Former Minister of Foreign Affairs. Hobbying carpenter. Accordion player. "heterosexual". Publicly Executed by hanging alongside political allies by armed mob for abolishing democracy.
4. Bargul Bingin II: 31st May 2024- 4th July 2024
First Leader of Ording Drublene. Forced out of retirement after hanging of Odnopolicov, Placed in office by mob, Immediately reinstated the pre-Odnopolicov democratic system and announced he would retire when the government restablizes.
5. Yuri Yaoikov: 4th July 2024- current
Elected to replace Bargul after his retirement. Ran his campaign on the promise of having gay sex in the Offices of the Drublenic Government. Changed his name to Yuri Yaoikov before campaigning.