#marauders texts

[tea-blankets-andstars]

Rosekiller texts (barty in gray evs in blue)

[solemilyswear]

These texts with my friend have such Remus and James energy

[beans-core]

(After James comes out as Bisexual to the Marauders)

Sirius: I thought you were straight!

James: *points at Regulus* I thought I was too until he went and did that!

Remus: ...You just gestured to all of him.

[marauderstars]

I love Regulus with the whole “I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know it was I who discovered your secret” thing. Like yes, I too couldn’t bear the thought of not getting credit for doing iconic shit even after my death.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

[wolvesandshine]

The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

[auntiejohn]

i am in dire NEED of more marauders mutuals

[moondustinfj]

Part 2

[slightly-more-valid-prongs]

evan: *staring at the third plant he’s killed this week* barty: for someone whose last name is rosier, you sure are fucking useless at keeping plants alive.

[morsmordream]

sirius: “my name is sirius, and when i was five i ate too many canapés at a ball and threw up and when we got home, mother held me under the cruciatus for so long that i passed out and had to take a nerve regeneration potion for two months to stop the tremors… and i brought sugar quills!”

regulus: “i’m regulus, and when i was seven i was struggling to learn latin from my tutor and so mother imperio’d me to study it for five hours after dinner every night until my latin was perfect. i brought caramel cobwebs.”

barty: “my name’s barty, and hearing my full name makes me throw up because it’s a reminder that i only exist to be a copy of my father, and i brought fizzing whizbees!”

remus: “i’m remus, and when i was seven fenrir greyback broke into my bedroom and tried to tear my throat out but i survived and became a werewolf and now i have to keep it a secret because if anyone finds out i’ll be kicked out of hogwarts and be forced to register, and then i’ll never be able to hold a job. i brought chocolate frogs.”

james: “should we… i don’t know, intervene?”

evan: “nah. this is, like, group therapy for them.”

pandora: “probably the closest they’ll ever get to it, actually. any decent mind healer would run screaming.”

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Rip Sirius Black, you would've loved saying "that's so homophobic" every time you got detention

[themarvelmarauder]

Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

[where-is-vivian]

James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

[marauderstars]

Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.

[daddiesdrarryy]

*7th Year Party*

Regulus: Okay, now this time, Potter, you’re going to lick the salt off my neck, do the shot, and then bite the lime, okay?

James: …

James: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear anything after lick

[wolvesandshine]

Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up