#Reese Rambles

[y0url0verb0y]

A fic where Barty is a serial killer and he goes to a gay bar to scope out his next victim. He meets a pretty blond (Evan) and takes him to a hotel, and right before they're about to do the devil's tango said pretty blond pulls out a dagger and holds it to his neck. And Barty is like,

"Wow, princess guess you beat me to it." As he's fucking grinning like a madman with a dagger of his own held to Evan's side.

[veeiiiii-0-ween]

Blood vers below cut

[aro-ace-from-outer-space]

I re-read Ranger's Apprentice and I remember how much I loved it as a child. How I idolized Will and Halt and Gilan and snuck around and built a sling and drank black coffee. I remember willing myself to be shorter and running through trails trying not to make a sound. I remember crying for Will in book four and Halt in book nine. I remember reading my first fanfiction, discovering Wattpad. God, those were the days.

There's a sort of grief, I think, in remembering.

[axxiomn]

why the fuck do i keep seeing the same anon on my fyp asking multiple different people about stu / sidney??? like is it just me or ???

[fuedalreesespieces]

inuyasha having this whole magical girl transformation in this episode is so funny to me like. he stood against the dawn's new light, eyes closed, and reverted to demon form like he was about to strike a pose and magically get some red thigh-highs. i love this show.

[thegoldenappleofdiscord]

children of minor gods - headcanons

children of hygeia, along with strong apollo healers, help manage the infirmary. i think they have a much stricter sense of hygiene and health than apollo healers, so they butt heads a lot.

they are the ultimate neat-freaks. also, you can't win an argument with them.

children of the graces (goddesses of charm, beauty, nature, etc) are essentially shoved in with the aphrodite kids, considering that the graces are aphrodite's companions. unlike the aphrodite kids, though, their powers can vary depending on which grace is their mother, especially since the graces are the goddesses over a plethora of things.

almost all children of the graces can charmspeak

children of aristaeus are the sort who can do just about anything they put their mind to. they're very homely (their cabin would be a cottage), and especially enjoy the culinary arts. they, along with the demeter kids, help manage strawberry harvests.

children of pheme are the best mediators there can be. they also have the ability to project their voice to great volumes so that they can be heard by everyone. they know everything there is to know about anything.

make one of them mad and camp gossip for the next month will be about you and only you

children of eris like shiny things. the hephaestus cabin hates them because things tend to stop working around them - clocks stop ticking, wheels skid to a stop, and perfectly oiled machines break down. the more stressed a child of eris is, the more these effects worsen

children of iris get free iris messages

children of iris can control frequencies of light

hypnos children are actually really lively in their dreams. they try to mitigate the nightmares of demigods at camp half-blood.

since most demigod dreams are prophetic, hypnos children are aware of many prophecies before others at camp are

[ohgodsimback]

Hey

Hey moots

Hey moots who are blogging xfiles

Specifically the moots that are reblogging scullyxmulder gifs sets

Listen to me I am only 4 episodes in and you are giving me FEELINGS about blorbos I don't even know yet

Fucken stop lmao

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Magenta and Columbia’s part of “Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me” in the 1975 film be like

[kim-ruzek]

I love this lil family with my whole heart ❤️

[y0url0verb0y]

Okay buy likeeeeee Occult au???? Monster High au type shit????? PLEASE IM BEGGING

I need Werebeasts James and Remus Immediately.

Vampire Sirius and Reg please and thank you.

Siren/Merfolk Evan and Pandora cause obviously

boogeyman Barty, idk man like it kinda is js him, that or a grim reaper I suppose like idek WAIT WAIT NO, ONE OF THOSE OR A FIRE ELEMENTAL LIKE HOLT WITHOUT THE HYBRID.

Zombie Peter cause like it kinda fits and I think he'd be the Ghoulia of the friend group

Forest Nymph Lily cause fucking duh

Saltwater monster Marlene cause she kinda reminds me of lagoona (that or she's a gargoyle)

Genie Dorcas cause it fits her vibe so well imo

Mummy Mary cause she is so Cleo De Nile fight me

lemme know if I'm missing anyone or if you want me to do more, or go into more detail <3

[suhnshinehaos]

me vs the urge to start a vlogging channel in an attempt to romanticize my 20s 🥲

[astronomergrump]

ik nobody's gonna like... See this or reply to it. Because it's not 'art' or anything 'fandom related'. But nobody listens to me, and ik nobody will listen to me here so it's whatever.

Idk what I gotta do to become popular and for ppl to see my art and recognize me and think I'm cool and then become friends with cool ppl, but I'm so close to giving up on drawing y'all.

Might need to take a break from everything, especially the internet and tryna show my art off. But idk, I'm probably just saying that cause I'm was in the shower and crying. But God dMmit I don't know what I gotta do for people to like me, and that's probably a stupid thing to say. 'Reese you shouldn't be clout chasing' or 'Making urself popular or cool because ur already cool', I'm not cool. I'm weird, and everyone knows I am. I'm broke, disabled, and stupid. I try my best so that maybe, maybe the bugsnax fandom can recognize me as an artist. But I've mostly given up posting on a bugsnax server due to insecurity and being ignored. (I only post on few servers)

i barely have any motivation to post, or even talk to ppl and yet I always do because I'm afraid people are gonna be worried. Even though ik nobody cares where I am, that nobody even remembers me or my art. I'm tired, I'm so tired, and I'm so sick and idk why. I'm physically weak and I don't understand what's happening, I'm losing my balance, I'm getting more tired and tired. Idk what's wrong with me, but it's definitely not good. I wanna write, I wanna draw, I wanna be productive so badly. But I physically can't.

I love bugsnax, I truly do. But sometimes it's tiring being a smaller artist than the ppl you look up to. Also get white skinny twink floofty out of my feed and support Palestine. Now I'm gonna probably sleep or watch tiktok/YouTube, if anyone wants my tiktok just ask and I'll put it in the comments or smth. I hope everyone has a wonderful day

[axxiomn]

hear me out, english nerd Billy Loomis sees himself as his own tragic hero

please help my literature class is not letting my brain rest from tragic heroes

[starrysymphonies]

THIS IS THE MILLIONTH TIME IVE TRIED TO POST THIS AND I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF THE READMORE SO IM SORRY IF YOU GET SPOILED SPOILERS AHEAD III EP 12

We all know these scenes in the episode, where Balloon compares himself to the butterfly

It’s confirmed further by Candle a little later in the episode

So then…

To Nickel, Box and Balloon were the most convenient allies in the moment. They were the only people he knew on his team, the only two returning constestants

This begs the question:

Does Nickel still see him that way?

[thegoldenappleofdiscord]

children of minor gods

part of percy's deal with the gods was that all children of minor gods would be honored with a cabin of their own, and while some of them do get their own cabins - hypnos, hebe, tyche, and hecate, to name a few - there are thousands of minor deities, and that's not even getting into nymphs, who also couple with mortals in mythology (ex: thetis and the legacy of zeus, peleus.) reading toa, it seems like there aren't that many children of minor gods, but i think there had been many, and the majority just defected over to kronos' army during the first war.

alabaster mentions that kronos' army was high in causalities, and that the remaining demigods fled. after reading about him, i'm curious about the others, and how they're trying to live their lives as mortals. going to school or avoiding it, trying to find jobs revolving around their abilities, mourning the friends and family they lost during the war. they can't go back to camp, but camp was also the only place where they could really be themselves, even if they were afterthoughts.

maybe they find each other - not to form a resistance, because they've already sacrificed too much - but to offer support. a rogue demigod network of sorts, and a way to keep in touch with those like them. the children of pheme spread the word; children of aristaeus deliver care packages of fresh honey and cheese; children of medicinal gods like hygeia and panacea give out medicine to anyone who needs it.

it isn't camp, but they all have each other's backs, and that's enough.

[veeiiiii-0-ween]

SHIT ITS DOWN AGAINNNN

My beloved ao3, please, come down from your spot above the clouds and bless me with your words and story from the minds of us all come together to create masterpieces (gabv1el fics) that will spread across the world. (The internet)