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“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

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Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal.

What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge fucking sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be.

And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't fucking pretend that - given the chance - I wouldn't eat a human child."

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Blue lives matters is just another way for racist to be racist. Keep your blue lives matters to yourself.

Creator • @mattxiv

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The council has spoken

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I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

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IRON MAN  dir. Jon Favreau - May 2nd, 2008.

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Tony Stark is alive and comes back to his family – animated

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join us on april 24th on twitter

and spread the hashtag #BringBackTonyStarktolife

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happy superhero day to the best of all, Tony Stark 💖

to the man who always put others first and never expected anything in return. who always did everything to keep everyone safe, to the point of forgetting himself. who has sacrificed his life so many times to protect people. and who is so selfless that he constantly blames himself

to the man who is so caring, who worries about everyone, takes care of them, who pays attention to how people around him feel, and is always ready to help and comfort them. to the man who makes smoothies for the team after their battle, or remembers little details about them

to the genius, always ahead of his time. who is passionate about science, who can create nano tech or create a new element in his garage.. who can create anything from nothing and get out of the worst situations alone

and who uses his intelligence to help the world

to the man who is a hero not because he was genetically enhanced, but because of his intelligence, his choices, his strength, his heart, and his will to protect

to the man who always finds a way to save everyone even when there is no hope

to the man who is always ready to put himself in danger and face his fears, the man who can fight even without his suit, who is ready to face bodyguards, extremis soldiers, a super soldier or even thanos, and who manages to make him bleed

to the man who takes responsibility for everything, who creates organizations, who gives scholarships, who takes care of the environment. who always brings the danger on himself to keep everyone safe and who always makes sure that nothing falls into the wrong hands

to the man who suffers the most since the beginning, without a break. who has gone through so many horrible things, lack of love, betrayal, physical & mental pain, ptsd, anxiety, nightmares, blame, traumas.. more than any man can bear. but never stopped

to the man who has always treated the avengers like his family even though they do nothing for him in return.

to the man who is the best husband and father, always attentive, present, loving, and willing to do anything to keep his family safe and happy

so happy superhero day to the love of my life, the best character ever, who showed us that we should never give up. who has always scarified everything for a world that doesn't love him and has received nothing but pain

he deserves to rest with his family surrounded by love 💖

#BringBackTonyStarktolife

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I asked " so is anybody gonna leave the marvel fandom for months only to come back just to stir some shit?' And didn't wait for an answer

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Why does it feel like I called the wrong name during sex-

not stony.,,

Kim is this you -

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My response still stands-

not stony.,,

Kim is this you -

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Me writing fanfics: no beta we die like Prince Philip

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not stony.,,

Kim is this you -

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Favorite MCU ships?

WOW I don't even wanna think about the amount of time this ask sat in my askbox but HELL sjsjs ty for this ask a lot ❤

Stony (Marriage Story who?)

Winteriron

Sambucky

Blackpepper ( Natasha seducing CEO Pepper AUs WHEN)

Thanos and Dying (The TRUE OTP ✨)

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Broke: Shipping Vision with Wanda

Woke: Shipping Vision with Gary the iron man stan

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Sassy Boy

Bonus:

Look at the SASS.

Extra Bonus:

“I’m gonna kill him.”