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Evan: Go fuck yourself.  Barty, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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James who picked up some French words from Regulus: Bonjour, Padfoot. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?  Sirius: No, I don't want to sleep with you.  James: Is that what that means?!

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Regulus: You wanna go upstairs?

James: Sure...

Regulus: You have protection?

James: W-why? What's up there?

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Evan: Are we really going to let Regulus keep James?

Dorcas: We kept Barty.

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Barty: Bye Evan! Bye Regulus! Bye Dorcas! Bye Pandora! Bye Evan!

Regulus: You said ‘bye Evan’ twice.

Barty: I like Evan.

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Evan: I trust Barty.

Regulus: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Evan: I wouldn't go that far.

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James, sweating: Regulus, there’s something I need to ask you-

Regulus: Finally! You’re proposing!

James: How’d you know?

Regulus: James, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Regulus: I even picked it up once.

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Evan: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Dorcas: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Evan: Three of us saw it, Cas. How do you explain that?

Dorcas: *points at Regulus* Sleep deprivation. *points at Barty* Paranoia. *points at Pandora * Delusional personality disorder.

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James: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Regulus: Aren't you forgetting something?

James: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Regulus's forehead before running out.*

Regulus: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Barty: Bro-

Evan: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Evan: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Sirius: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Remus: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Evan: Wow, they really hate us.

Barty: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Evan: But we’re not gay, Barty.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty: We’re not?