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The deprived, cardinal need to see your favourite character safe and happy, hidden away from the horrors of the world, but the devastating despair as you turn the page, cursing the author for creating this creature only to tear it apart pieces by piece until nothing was left to hide, the stench of hypocrisy growing with every word as you do not realise how foolish you are.

The author might be the god of this world, each piece and page turning in time with their will but would a god truly understand the woes of a mortal? Then what of you? The disciple who abides by and treats that authors words as law despite being mortal yourself.

You turn the page, you set every little trap and pit fall that they created into motion, you carved out a space in your heart and mind for their child to exist in.

You turned the page, why blame the Author for doing what they wish when it was your insatiable curiosity that put all of this into motion?

You saw their joy and still. Turned. The. Page.

Then again, humanity did always find themselves drawn to such displays, a Tragedy will always be more enjoyable than a happy ending, won’t it?

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Me when I realise that writers actually listen to music when they write and that’s not just code of whatever YouTube video they’re watching, me when I actually become more productive when I search up a Mother Mother playlist because I’m not constantly looking over to see what YouTuber 13728629 is screaming about now and getting distracted

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Bruce: I am rather concerned. Do you all, perhaps, need an additional health check? How come most of you don't hear my commands through comms from the first time?

Barbara: That's because half of them have a music blasting in their ear at the same time.

Bruce: What—

Damian: Nonsense. Neither I nor Cain do this.

Jason, shrugging: Your loss.

Barbara: And here goes a guy, who listened Hozier's Nobody Soldier and Rammstein's Rein Raus during today's shoot-out.

Dick, giggling: Of course, he would listen that—

Barbara: What are you laughing about? You had your female K-POP bands blasting on the background.

Dick: I was streaming—

Tim: During shoot-out?

Barbara: At least, they were listening music. You put Kon's forty minute lasting voice message on.

Tim, shrugging: I am not ashamed. I am multitasking, if anything.

Bruce, concerned: ...Do you all realise that all of this could serious—

(The bickering sounds intensify)

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Daddies’ capes

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Heart boy - says me the author

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My memory loss baby - says me, the author.

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DP x DC idea, post AGIT

So, Bad ending Parent route for Danny when his foks find out he’s phantom which triggers the usual OH ANCIENTS YOU HAVE TO DIP NOW DANNY but, instead of it being Danny revealing it to his parents or his parents finding out by accident it’s Vlad who’s revealed it, completely by accident mind you, so now it’s Danny and Vlad who are on the run and have to jump dimensions because the Fentons definitely went to the GIW after finding out that not only is their SON a ghost but so is their oldest friend?

The GIW proceed to reclaim all of Vlad’s business’s and property’s meaning they find out about the clones and sure Vlad might have stuff set up to blow should someone who isn’t a halfa or already in the know find out about it but there’s no way Vlad just ignored Dani after AGIT and what about Dan? Those were his fail safe body’s but he can’t just kill the GIW because he’s not just recovered so suddenly the Government and fentons find out that there are TWO MORE HALFA’s or ghosts puppeting human corpses as far as their concerned which means all four halfa’s are on the run!

So one thing leads to another and they decide as a group to just jump ship, they get to the ghost zone but as nothing can ever go right for them they get attacked and after months/weeks? Of constantly fighting the GIW and having their names and faces plastered on very screen in the world they’re all too weak to properly fight back and so they run again.

Danny finds a portal and decides that anywhere is better than here and dives in the others following, now their are in the DCU.

So where do they end up in? Gotham of course, and no this isn’t just because I want the Bats to go; who are these skrunkaly children and feral raccoon man?? But because objectively Gotham is one of the best places for them to be when none of them have ID’s or social security numbers or like….anything at all.

So they arrive but nothings going right, Dan and Dani’s clone body’s haven’t stabilised, Danny’s powers are on the fitzs and Vlad just flat out can’t go ghost after he took some really bad hits form the GIW and Fentons to keep the younger less durable Halfa’s safe.

Now here’s where the fun starts, Vlad isn’t willing to live in poverty but he doesn’t have enough powers to properly build back his empire, Danny refuses on principle to overshadow people and do the other morally incorrect things Vlad does for fun, Dan would do it he’s destabilising so there’s no way he can survive overshadowing someone with this body melting and him being stuck out of time line again and Dani’s just too weak at the moment to really understand what’s happening.

For the Dani bit it’s because the other Halfa’s are all complete, Dan is a full ghost so even if his body melts they just need to get a storage device to keep him till they can make another, Danny and Vlad are weaker but their body’s are fine as true Halfa’s can be so Dani is the first priority.

Now I see this going two ways, Vlad uses persuasion(using the power of suggesting, literally he just went: you want to give us this apartment, the guy: I want to give you this apartment) and then Dani and Danny stay at home so Danny can try and start stabilising her while Dan and Vlad get to work on their criminal empire.

Eventually this gets back to the bats and they decide that Vlad and Dan are the main perpetrators and are keeping Danny and Dani prisoner and forcing Danny to make them weapons and machines by threatening her sister, which would make it hilarious if after they’ve stabilised Dani she takes one look at the bats and goes: I am SO going to mess with them! and goes full super villain.

The second way (AKA; the funnier way) is if Danny has to help stabiles Dani and Dan so Vlad is the one left to go about things but he’s weaker so they don’t get an apartment and Danny is stuck feeding their cores his own ectoplasm in whatever abandoned building they’ve squatted in for the night while Vlad grumbles and runs around attempting to steal things and not doing a very good job at it.

The reason I think this is the funnier option is because in my head, Dani and Dan make themselves look smaller, kinda de-age but their both still them, so that Danny doesn’t have to expend as much energy meaning that the Bats chance upon this group of what looks like a father and his trans-son (because Jazz SO gave that idiot enough thearapy that he isn’t as easily misunderstood as he used to be) and like two very young children and the whole family kinda goes; ….we have to help them

This is also funnier(and this is the main point) because the way that help would definitely be trying to convince Vlad to get a job at WE after Danny let’s it slip that Vlad’s an engineer, which he is case and point the GIANT LAB UNDER HIS CASTLE, and Vlad will be suffering because he DOES NOT want to work for some billionaire but they also need stuff to stabilise Dani and Dan and Danny can’t keep doing it because he’s so weak after expending this much energy that Vlad genuinely thinks he could die, ghost self and all and has to reluctantly agree.

Feel free to use this however, just tag me if you do ok?

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My favourite thing ever is when someone says something and instead of just saying it’s untrue those around them just go along with it. For example.

Pidge bored talking to some delegates at a party: Actually on earth it’s the guy who gives birth.

Shiro overhearing it: that’s true, I’m the one whom had Keith, right Keith?

Keith who was not paying attention nodding: yes. That’s true.

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The Pretty Fish and his Dumb Bird Part 1

Keith Kogane was the Garrison’s No. 1 flyer, best recruit of his generation, he’d caught monsters the size of Minitors and on one eventful occasion actually saved a baby from a burning building!

That was more of an accident than anything though.

Keith wasn’t a fool, he knew how people looked at him. Keith Kogane the child of Rex Kogane and younger brother of Shiro Takashi-Kogane, two of the greatest flyers ever to grace the Garrison’s halls.

So, it wasn’t much of a surprise when Kieth surpassed all expectations set on him and garnered quite the reputation for himself, and a fan club.

And incredibly annoying fan club.

“Stupid Shiro signing me up for this stupid camp.” Keith ducked under a tree with a scowl, wings pressed achingly against his back from the weight of his backpack pressing down on them. “Stupid Dad making me go when I could be training to fight with mom.”

Glancing behind him to make sure he wasn’t followed Keith sighed in relief, Shiro would make fun of him so hard if he saw his little brother running away from girls, didn’t matter that he was gay apparently since no hormonal teenager could get the hint!

Also the fact that Keith has never brought that up outside the house, but that wasn’t important right now.

What was important was what he was supposed to do for the next five hours while he waited for the camps activity’s to end for the day so he can get some sleep.

Grumbling under his breath Keith moved closer to the cliffs edge, the entire camp was situated at the center of a dense forest overlooking the sea, not the best place for Avian’s giving water being their natural enemy and all but since the council had ok’d it Keith wasn’t going to waste his limited brain space on something that didn’t matter.

Maybe disappearing for a few days would have his brother rethinking his choice to sign him up or maybe it would end up with Keith grounded and signed up for every after school activity his parents could get their hands on.

A shiver ran down Keith spine at the thought, the look on his brothers face so wasn’t worth another semester of Mrs Karmia’s drama club.

Seating himself on the edge of the cliff Keith pulled off his backpack and stretched his wings out with a groan, large red with purple tipped feather flapped uselessly through the air as his tail slapped against the floor.

The stupid camp had a no fly rule for the first 48 hours until they managed to find out everyone’s flying levels, which was absurd but since Keith was already skipping he didn’t feel like getting caught because he couldn’t keep back from flying.

Laying his arm across his knee, Keith leaned back on his hand as he watched the ocean. Tilting his head back Keith couldn’t help but release the breath he’d been holding since he got here as the sea breeze filtered through his bangs.

Keith might hate the water but he’s gotta admit he was starting to see the appeal all those humans talked about, there was something nice about sitting here and watching the sun shine across the water surface with the sea breeze in his hair and something crawling up the rocks-

Wait what?

Keith had braced himself against the edge of the cliff in an instant, wings extending in preparation for flight as his eyes narrowed, attempting to catch sight of the creature he’d seen only for the breath to be pulled from his lungs as laughed sounded through the air.

At first Keith didn’t even realise it was laughter, the noise too perfect, too pretty to be anything a mortal was capable of producing, then once he’d finally caught sight of the creature he knew he’d been right.

The boy had bown hair and sun kissed skin, the creatures lips were tilted in a smile and just barely Keith could see rows of sharp teeth behind the angels mouth that had him swallowing.

Despite himself Keith found his gaze traveling further down the beautiful strangers bare back, watching the water droplets bead down his back until they reached a tail.

It took Keith a few more moments than he’d like to admit to connect the fish tall curled around the rock to the bewitching boy lying on top of it but once he had Keith was both heart broken and horrified.

Instantly Keith had thrown himself behind a tree, not risking a look back as he caught his breath from the sudden fear that sized him, that was a Merfolk, quiznak Keith was so screwed if they saw him.

What was the Merfolk even doing this close to land? And why were they so close to the camp? Did the councils not know about this?

Pushing himself up Keith grabbed his pack and began making the trek back to camp, cursing his luck under his breath.

Of course the first cute guy he sees while stuck here is a murderous Merfolk, what was Keith thinking, that he might manage to score himself a date with the pretty merman?

As soon as the idea crossed his mind Keith blushed as shoved it away, he wasn’t that dumb! Merfolk only ever interacted with landfolk to fill their stomachs, Keith wouldn’t get within five feet of the Merman without turning into his dinner.

Keith squashed down the hurt that tore through his hide brain at the thought, he wasn't getting getting killed because his stupid hide brain couldn't resist one pretty boy.

An absurdly divine sun kissed boy who would literally eat him for dinner.

Running a hand through his hair Keith sighed, he had to report this no way camp could keep going this close to Merfolk territory.

Just as Keith had made up his mind, his wings spread out above him, legs braced and pack tied securely to his back, Keith heard it.

The song.

Keith didn’t even have a moment to panic before his brain was overcome with mush and a desperate desire to find the source of the beautiful sound.

Stumbling towards the cliffs edge wings and tail dropping lazily behind him Keith caught sight of the Merfolk whos song he’d been trapped in, in his natural state Keith would deny to hell and back the joy that sparked at the though of that divine sun kissed boy being the one who’s song he’d fallen under.

Smiling, Keith stared at where the Merman was singing to his friends, his voice was beautiful and all encompassing, Keith wanted to get closer, to hold him in his arms and tell him how pretty his voice is, how divine he looked lounging against that rock.

Mind made up Keith took a step forward, face falling as the avian only had a moment to mourn the songs abrupt end and the panicked cries from down below before he was happily falling face first off a cliff.

Water pressed in all around him, his wings beat lazily and tail swung in agitation as the water blocked off all sound.

What happened to the pretty Merman? Keith wanted to see him again! He didn't want to be in the water without him!

Just as Keith was beginning to fight the sea's current, wanting to be back on the cliff near the pretty Merman movement to his left caught his attention.

Turning Keith gasped, mouth flooding with water as he caught sight of the Merman rushing towards him, horror over took him as Keith realised his vison was blurring, no! He wanted to see the Merman's face!

Thrashing in a panicked attempt to get closer to the Merman Keith stilled as a webbed hand came to cup his cheek, easily pressing his face into the pretty merman's hand with a smile Keith finally got a look at the strangers face.

Bright ocean blue eyes were staring at him in concern, chestnut brown hair flowed freely around his head creating a halo of brown as the light filtered though the water and shined against his blue scales, this close up he could see the freckles decorating the gaps between his scales, the Merman's tail wrapped around him, crushing his wing's and tail against him in a way that would be painful if Keith could focus on anything but the fin's running across the Merman's tail.

An annoyed whine slipped passed his lips as he tried to reach out and run his fingers across the tail trapping them to his side, his annoyance vanishing as the pretty Merman laughed before slowly pressing his lips against Keith's allowing air to flood his chest once more.

Eye's wide, Keith did his best to reciprocate the kiss, thrashing slightly to free his arms, realizing what he was doing the Merman made an amused noise squeezing him once more before he released the Avian's arms.

The moment his hands were free Keith was grasping the Merman by the back of his neck pulling him closer and deepening the kiss, his free hand coming to cup the Merman's face.

The Merman's claws dug into Keith's shoulder as he thrashed slightly, the panicked noise he made had Keith frowning, had the Merman thought Keith wanted to leave? That wouldn't do, attempting to reassure the Merman Keith pushed closer, teeth scrapping against his bottom lip as he silently asked for entrance.

Keith would have chirped in delight when the Merman hesitantly opened his mouth if he weren't so focused on the task at hand, Keith pressed closer as the Merman breathed into his mouth.

Before he could properly enjoy what was happening a hand closed around his collar and yanked him back with a growl, Keith ignored who ever had dragging him away, hand reaching out to the Merman who was blushing so prettily that Keith wanted to wrap him in his arms and kiss him silly again, but his attention was stole by the Mermaid who had wrapped around his pretty Merman, she had brown hair and blue eyes, she looked similar to the pretty Merman, if it weren't for the fact that she was currently snarling at Keith he'd say she looked near identical.

Keith didn't have a moment longer to ponder why this stranger was wrapped around his pretty Merman before he was being dragged through the water and thrown up onto the rocks, Keith gasped as his head made contact with the rock, eyes falling shut as the older Merman was glaring at him teeth bared, before he passed out Keith here him speak.

"Stay away from our brother bird brain!"

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Hey there im Kai! Welcome to my Blog where I scream into the void! Maybe I’ll put some oneshot fanfic up here one day, who knows? Anyway here some information about me!

Pronouns: They/Them cuz I’ll never be him 😞

Fandoms I’m in: Voltron(Obviously), Wakfu, Danny Phantom and ISAT

Ao3 acc: Lover_boy_lance

My screams for your pleasure~

Galtean Klance you have my heart-

Dreamworks Fix your fucking shifters-

The Pretty Fish and Dumb Bird Part 1

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Dreamworks fix your fucking shifters-

Allura and Coran have no concept of gender, because they are Altean and Alteans are A CHAMELEON LIKE SPECIES WHICH THEY FUCKING ARENT DREAMKWORKS BECAUSE WHAT U FUCKING SHOWED US IN SEAOSN WHATEVER WAS SHAPESHIFTING-

Ahem, Alteans are born with the ability to do one of two things; Altean Alchemy or Shapeshifting, some are even born with the affinity for both but that’s rare and people born without a talent for either are also rare but most have a basic ability to do both.

Alteans are born with a simple understanding of “Oh, I’m going swiming? I should probably grow some gills so I don’t quiznaking drown.” So when Lance walks into the kitchen in the middle of the night to get some water he passes by the bridge only to pause as he sees a duo of three armed multi eyed monsters he rightfully screams.

Altean flight suits are built to change and shift with the user so most of the Altean clothing is too.

Both Coran and Allura had been under the impression that the Paladins didn’t trust them and so had chosen not to shift in front of them, when the Paladins find out they explain that humans can’t do that and Coran and Allura go.

“So you don’t hate us???”

And the Paladins go.

“Why would that mean we hate you???”

Alteans culture runs on a bases of masculinity and femininity instead of women or men, as they can shape shift they are quite literally above gender, wish that were me-

So, Allura and Coran saw Pidge admit they were actually a girl and in their brains it was, “Ah, so they change as well.”

When he’s working on the Castleship Coran tends to grow multiple arms as he can hold things up while he works, when reading through diplomatic treaty’s Allura will grow multiple hands and eyes as well.

I’m bringing Romelle and Altean!Lance into this too.

Romelle likes keeping an eye on things so she’ll occasionally grown an extra set of eyes to keep an eye on her brother while she’s doing something else, Lance will grow multiple eyes as well but he does it to help keep an eye on the battle field.

Alteans go through this thing called the change which is kinda like their version of puberty if it was a gender identity crisis and they turned into Eldridge horror abominations.

Lotor also went through this one, it’s why he looks more Galra than Altean and why Altean!Lance would look more human than Altean most of the time, it’s their default forms, what they’re most comfortable with.

When Alteans go through the change they aren’t the most in control of their shifts, and it winds up with a lot of them being an amalgamation of different races that they’ve thought were cool or even parts of people they admire, sometimes Alteans wind up looking completely different than what they originally looked like.

When threatened Alteans will SHAPE SHIFT to protect themselves or simply like we saw in the show they’ll shape shift to hide among the native people.

What I’m saying is please use the Alteans ability to shapeshifting more in fanfiction I’m dying theirs no good representation for my boy.

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Galtean Klance you have my heart-

Thinking about Galra Keith who’s slowly becoming more and more Galra and developing weird habits that he just isn’t sure how to deal with and Lance who’s reeling from the fact that he’s now Altean and having no idea what that means or how to deal with it so he set all his attention on Keith.

Lance who’s helping Keith deal with all the weirdness of being half Galra by hesitantly going along with everything Keith needs, because the last he screamed when Keith dropped a freshly killed animal in his lap Keith just looked so sad, and ignoring Allura and Coran as they try showing Lance more about Altean’s.

Lance and Keith’s alien discovery’s and experiences being both so similar and so so different, Lance who’s more or less been forced into this position because he died and Allura healed him and brought him back but not quite right and Keith who finally knows who he is and that he’s not weird or different he’s just Keith.

Keith’s parents loved each other, they loved him and he’s proof of that.

Lance’s death was real and he’s constantly forced to remember that when he looks in the mirror.

Lance who loves Keith and tells him that everyday, Lance who forces Keith to sit in his huge Galra form so he can brush through his fur and make it all shiny.

Keith who loves Lance and presses kisses to each mark under his eyes because he knows how hard it is for Lance to look at them sometimes, Keith who whispers “You’re beautiful,” every morning when they get up and every night before they fall asleep.

Lance who can’t stand too look at himself anymore, who freezes when he catches sight of his white hair and blue marks and has to remind himself that that him.

Keith who finally feels right when he catches sight of his reflection, the mark on his face and the fur and ears in his Galra form and wonders how he ever thought that he was anything but this.

Lance who loves Keith in any form, Keith who loves Lance in any form.

Keith who couldn’t stand his Galra form in the beginning, Lance who approached Coran and Allura for help because he wanted to show Keith that he was perfect as he was.

Keith who goes stiff at the sight of a strangely familiar Galra in the hanger when he gets back from a blade mission, Lance who smiling hesitantly and explains what he’s been doing and Keith is falling in love all over again.

Suddenly the Voltron team is forced to get used to two big Glara’s cuddling on the sofa, Allura attacked them once before they turned back in a panic.

Lance who doesn’t know how to make himself only half Galra so he end up taller than Keith.

Keith who’s all for picking up his large boyfriend and carrying him around, because that’s his boyfriend.

Lance who starts giving Keith little trinkets to keep on him and pretty little hair ties to braid his fur with.

Keith who starts cooking the hunts he brings back with them because Lance doesn’t like his things getting bloody.

Lance who’s doing so well and then he’s in the bathroom and freezes at the sight of himself.

Keith who’s doing so well and then he’s sees someone flinch at the sight of him.

Lance who promises Keith’s that it’s ok and holds his cheeks in his hands and kisses his eyelids, who stays in his Altean form so Keith can wrap himself around him and they can cuddle.

“You’re so precious, how could anyone be scared of you and your cute button nose and your fluffy paws!”

Keith who presses Lance to his chest and counts the beats of his heart with him, who runs his hands down Lance’s side and mutters.

“Can you feel that? See, you’re here with me Lance, you’re alive.”

Just Galtean Klance being each others anchors.