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Hanging out with the marauders S1 E2 Part1 ~ Marauders searching up profanities ~

Sirius * searching up something * * gasp *

Remus, James and Peter : What's wrong Padfoot?

Sirius * running out of the dorm * Remus, James and Peter : * visible confusion *

15 minutes later * regulus walks in the dorm *

James : What's up Reggie * wink *

Regulus : * glares at James * Oh hi Peter.

Peter : Hi Reg what brings you here?

Regulus : Sirius.

Remus : * mumbles * Of course, Hi Reg.

Regulus : Hello Lupin.

James : Hey how come you only talk to my mates and not me.

Regulus : You , don't fvcking talk to me.

James * pouting *

10 minutes later * honk * * honk *

They all go downstairs.

Sirius : Get in losers we're going shopping.

Remus : What why?

Sirius * shows them his phone *

James : Yes!!!

Remus : Padfoot you don't know how to drive.

Peter : Looks like fun.

Regulus : Not you too Peter.

Sirius : Come on Reggie it'll be fun plus we can finally get a happy childhood.

Regulus : No.

Sirius : I'll give you the package you asked for.

Regulus : (@//////@) S-sure let's go.

Remus : Fine I'll go too.

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Remus : and that's how we ended up like this: Sirius with a broken arm, Regulus with a broken leg and Peter with a mild concussion. McGonagall: Remind me why we take care of those idiots again? Remus : Beats me.

To Be Continued...

A/N : SORRY!!, I've not been posting because I went on a little hiatus so I'll try my best to post more. And once again I over did this post (My specialty). The image is not mine. Pls ask for permission before re-blogging cuz why not.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY (the art isn't mine)

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Ron, on the receiving end: FOR FVCK'S SAKE HARRY, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN CHASE. Harry: It's not my fault he's so breath taking, and the gold glint in his eyes light up like the north star, and his cheekbones are so smooth and well defined- Ron: JUST CONTINUE THE CHASE HARRY!! Harry: Oh right, Roger that.

[Draco running from the order of the phoenix]

Harry, talking in his earpiece, chasing Draco: Guys, target spotted— straight blond hair, all black suit

Harry, slowing down: tall stature, skinny

Harry, dreamily: beautiful, grey eyes, perfect lips, ethereal fac-

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HELP!!!

Can anyone pls recommend some GOOD pinning jegulus angst.

It's not a crime for someone to want some GOOD pinning jegulus angst with a happy ending. I need some angst or Imma go crazy so pls don't be a canon Pettigrew and GIMME.

Also feel free to drop off some GOOD rosekiller stories WITH a happy ending.

P.s : put le authors too.

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NOOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE anything but that, I BEG OF YOU PLEASE U R KILLIN' MEH.

Effie can't be like that bish, no I refuse to believe that.

in this fic im writing euphemia is quite a lot like walburga and its hurting me sm

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Hanging out with the marauders S1 E1

~ it was a quiet peaceful day at hogwarts like every other-~ *insert screaming* oh its the marauders lets go see what they're up to (I'm gonna regret this) Sirius : I HATE YOU! Regulus : WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY! Remus : Sirius give regulus the 200 galleons you landed on his property Sirius : NO HE'S IN JAIL I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL! Regulus : THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY! James : Moony, why are pads and reg screaming? Remus : Shut the fvck up James you're not gonna talk after stealing my last railroad Remus and James : * bickering * Sirius : I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! Regulus : ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS Peter : * TIRED AND FRUSTRATED * Peter : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Lily : I think that's enough monopoly boys. Mary : (to lily)I think it goes deeper than just monopoly Dorcas, Marlene, Pandora, Barty and Evan : * aggressively laughing *

~ meaning of every thing ( you can skip if you want) ~

S : I hate you

Reg : well next time you wont run away and leave me

Rem : sirius let reg stay with you at the potters'

S : no he's a death eater I'm not gonna let Mr & Mrs Potter meet a criminal

Reg : that's not fair at all!

J : * completely oblivious to it all * moony why are they fighting

Rem : * holding a grudge * shut the fvck up prongs you're not gonna talk after stealing pads first kiss

J : that was 5 years ago moony

Rem and J : * bickering *

S : I wish I was never born!!

Reg : me too you think I wanted to be a part of this family!!

P : * tryna play roblox * aaaahhhhh!

A/N : I think I went a little overboard

Viewers : * cough * * cough * a little

A/N : Ok I went really overboard I'm sorry it's a habit and my bad habits get me views.

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So like y'all should imagine someone is talking to regulus

random person : is it true you're dating James Potter

Regulus : yes

Random person: OMG!! are you seriously serious

Regulus : nah! that's my brother I'm regular regulus nice to meet you

Barty and Evan : * wheezing *

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So like I was taking a harry potter quiz and the quiz said "who is the person that escaped aZkAbAn' in my mind I said sirius black but my mouth be like 'sirius lupin' and surprisingly I was correct I'm so not lying

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But sirius-ly(hehe(^~^) y'all cannot say that this theory ain't correct:

Regulus secretly liked James but never acted on it and when he found out James and Lily were dating he joined the dark side because there was no hope for him (I mean his brother left him a year ago, the guy he likes is in love with a girl and everyone else in his life at the time was on the dark side so exactly what options did he have(my point proven)) but James unexpectedly meets him one day and ends up confessing his love for Reggie and they started to date secretly and while James wanted to break up with Lily, Regulus was assigned on the mission that got him killed and James was heart-broken but couldn't mourn much because he recently found out his parents had contacted dragon pox and their dying wish was to have a grandchild and so that resulted to James marrying Lily that same year and they gave birth to harry the next year but when harry was one years old, the bald voldy came to kill them all and James had really missed Reggie and saw this as an opportunity to see him again so he purposely went after the bald voldy without his wand knowing he would get killed and he would see Reg.

~in the afterlife~

So now Lily has to watch as Regulus and James snog each other senseless while praying Mary should hurry up and die, but eventually Snape dies and now lily and Snape both watch regulus and James snog each other senseless while praying Mary and Lucius hurry up and die respectively (Snape: for fvcks sake Lucius you're in fvcking azkaban, just die already). Long story short everyone dies and they all live a life as gays. Which are Wolfstar, Jegulus, Marly, Dorlene, Rosekiller, Snucius, Drarry, Blairon, Pansmione and Linny.

But to be honest 1977-1981 was a very stressful, painful and sad period for James Potter imagine losing your true love, losing your parents and getting married to the girlfriend you cheated on for a year plus all in one year (1979)man that is fvcked up.

A/N; if any of you dont agree with this IGNORE IT!!! I did my own fair share of research and ain't nobody gon' give hate comments as a reward.

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Me when I realize SOB means Son Of a Bitch : oh shit, OH SHIT!!

Sirius’ initials being SOB seems very fitting based on what his parents put him through-

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Draco : I love you

Draco : Harry, I said I love you

Harry : oh, I thought you were talking to yourself

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I honestly feel that if regulus and sirius were on good terms and they were having dinner with the maruaders it would go something like this :

~ sirius being late ~

Regulus : where is that bastard

Remus : i dunno

Regulus (clearly not wanting to be here) : UGH!! * slams head unto table *

Sirius * from behind regulus * : BOO!!

Regulus : ahhh! * scared and jumped on the closest person to him which happened to be poor Jamie *

Remus : * laughs *

Regulus (to sirius) : this is why mom doesn't fvcking love you!

Remus and James : * laughs *

Peter : * regretting his life decisions *

A/N : I tried really hard to not go overboard with this shit so here ya gay- i mean go I DEFINITELY MEAN GO!!

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Lily : are you fvcking serious? James : no moony is, I'm fvcking his brother Lily : ... James : ... Peter : ... Regulus : ... Remus : i dont get paid enough for this. Sirius : WHAT THE FVCK PRONGS!! A/N : pls dont re-blog without permission

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ATTENTION !!!!

hey guys I'm really grateful for your likes and all but pls, pls and pls stop re-blogging my shit without permission even though I'm gonna say yes at the end of the day at least ask me first. Thats all i wanna say pls like this comment for part 2 of 'Keeping up with Draco's unhealthy love obsession with harry'

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Sirius : what did I tell you to do?

James : not fall in love with your brother

Sirius : and what did you do?

James : fell in love with him and fvcked him on your bed

Sirius : right, I'm very disappoin- BITCH YOU DID WHAT?!

A/N; Don't re-blog without permission

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Lucius : there's a spider Draco : so what you want me to do Lucius : kill it Draco : no you saw it first you kill it Lucius : you're the man Draco : since when * turns into a girl * Harry : I liked you better as a guy Ron, Hermione, Pansy, Blaise, James and Lily(in heaven), Narcissa, Lucius and Draco : what? Harry : what?

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Sirius : it's time to end this once and for all Voldemort : why you gotta be so sirius about it? Sirius : well you're quite nosey today aren't ya? Voldemort : ... Death eaters : ... Remus, Harry, Ron, the twins and other Hogwarts students : * laughs * Bellatrix : is these bishes for real' James from heaven : for fvck's sake you're in the middle of a fvcking war!! Voldemort : you all would pay for this AVADA KEDAVRA!! Harry : OMG I'm so scared, bish take the hint I'm ImMuNe to aVadA keDaVrA Voldemort and the death eaters : bish say what? Harry : and now AVADA KEDAVRA! Voldemort dies * everyone is sHoOk * Harry : lastly * goes on one knee * Harry : ginny since the day I met you and the day we started dating I always knew- Ginny : oh harry! Harry : that I was and forever will be gay * turns to Malfoy * draco will you marry me? Malfoy family: ...what? Lucius : I can assure you Pottah that my son would never marry the likes of yo- Draco : Yes! I've been waiting for this day for the past 6 years! Lucius : dear do you mind booking the therapist for tonight? Narcissa : should i bring your emotional support vodka as well? Lucius : and the tequila. Draco : mom dad wtf?!

the end

A/N ; it was meant to be shorter than this but oh well. also i really do suck at tags.