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BSD incorrect quote.

Kunikida: Yesterday I went to a date with this beautiful girl.

Dazai: Wow Kunikida, I didn’t know you could remember your dreams. 

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BSD scenarios.

Normal people when they see Dazai in the same sidewalk as them: keeps walking, minding their own business. 

Nakahara when he sees Dazai in the same sidewalk as him: proceeds to change sides, and then goes to a whole different city. 

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I wish I could take some holidays in another country, away from everything and everyone I know. 

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Girl from nowhere incorrect quote.

Yuri: Doesn’t bother you that I always follow you?

Nanno: Do I have another option? 

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Concept #2.

Rainy day on the beach.

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Danganronpa incorrect quote.

Makoto: What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you in a date?

Komaeda: I burned his house down.

Byakuya: I killed her.

Kokichi: I went to jail.

Makoto: Geez guys, I don’t know if I have to laugh, or run.

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BSD incorrect quote.

Dazai: I’m bored, tell me a joke.

Kunikida: You know what is Michael Jackson’s pronouns? Hee/hee.

Dazai: Yeah, uh, never do that shit again.

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Random YTTD headcanons.

-Ranger’s favourite food is tomato soup.

-Midori says “So fetch” every five seconds (he also has a weird obsession with Mean girls).

-Kai and Ranger had a interesting brother’s relationship. Also, Ranger thought that Kai was a doll. 

-Sara and Joe had a routine of watching horror movies Saturdays night. Sometimes one of them went to the other’s house, and other times they watched the movies via Discord, or something like that. 

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Concept #1.

Japanese women singing in portuguese.

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Where’s the “I am a writer” option?

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What if Dazai does die?

There’s something that have been bothering me lately, and it is the idea of Dazai dying. Or, well, how the people around him would react to such event. 

I feel that the most affected by it is going to be Nakajima, thanks to the fact that he’s probably one of the closest person to him, and one of the people that appreciates Osamu the most. 

Even though I’m not Nakajima’s hugest fan, I would feel so bad for him if this got to happen. We can see through the anime how much he appreciates Dazai, and probably even sees him as a brother or mentor figure. 

I have to be honest, I don’t think that such thing is going to happen soon (or, better said, never). But, I don’t know, it’s quite interesting to randomly think about those possibilities.