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Dick discovers that Damian has tiktok and is immediately horrified by the incomprehensible brain rot that Damian and Jon send eachother.

Dick: Damian, why does Jon send you tiktoks about gambling and alcohol addictions? And why is he calling you a good boy?

The cave goes silent, before Tim starts to roll on the ground laughing in tears

Damian, completely red in the face, embarrassed: Ts pmo idc, I’m kms-ing…

Dick: ???

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Jason deciding to fuck w Damian: I can’t believe Dick would say that about you, even for me it was a bit harsh.

Damian, whirling around in his chair at the bat-computer, with all the intensity of a 14 year old: What did he say?!

Jason fighting back an evil laugh: He said I’m not allowed to tell you.

They stare at eachother in complete silence.

Damian with tears welling in his eyes and a quivering pouting lip: GRAYSON!!

Jason panicking: WAIT NO- SHH! SH!

Jason later got his ass kicked by Dick

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I really hope that we get to see some more stuff with Respawn in the future, because I’m not sold on him being dead.

He and Damian could have had such a cool dynamic and it would have been really cool to see them grow as brothers if given the chance.

I also want the rest of the Batfamily reactions to Respawn, for like angst reasons as well as shock factor, because I’m pretty sure Respawn was described as looking exactly like Damian.

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Damian wearing an old perfume that his mother gave him.

Jason walking by and getting a nostalgic scent induced flash back to when Damian was a little kid in the LoA.

Jason: *leans closer to Damian* Sniff Sniff

Damian: *whipping around* Did you just smell me?! What the fu-

Jason: *Already running out of the room*

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Kinda late posting this but I reached 100 followers!! Thanks for following, and I hope you enjoy all of my posts!! 💚

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It’s gotta be terrifying being a Robin because the person who controls your life is literally Batman. Like, you get in a fight with your dad and try to run away? He’s already has a tracker in everything you own. He’ll hunt you down endlessly, and because the Robins work with him they know that they couldn’t really get away no matter how hard they try. They’re up against THE Batman. And no matter how much love they love him as a parent or mentor, they’ll still be scared of him deep down, they’ve seen what he’s capable of. And they can’t get away.

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WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME DAMIAN CAN SEE GHOSTS!? THIS MAKES SO MANY THINGS SO MUCH COOLER! IT MAKES HIM AND FLATLINE A MATCH MADE IN A GRAVEYARD!! THIS GIVES ME SO MANY IDEAS!

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Damian and Bruce have more of a bad Mother-Daughter bond than father and son bond. Like, in a Ladybird, “Of course I love you” “But do you like me?” kind of way.

Too Damian it’s very obvious he’s the only kid his father didn’t choose. And too Bruce he already failed Damian beyond repair.

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Jon: *Stressed out looking for Damian after a big fight.* It’s okay, I can just find his heartbeat.

Batman: How can you find his heartbeat? Your father told me you couldn’t track anyone yet.

Jon: I have his heartbeat memorized.

Batman: *Getting flashbacks to the very homoerotic moment he had with Superman before they started dating, where Clark admitted he did the same thing*

Batman: hmm…

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I’m seeing a lot about teenage pregnancy Jondami, and a lot of them already assume that Jon and Damian know that they can get pregnant, but I raise you, they had know idea Jon could knock Damian up with his alien-ness. They didn’t even consider it because they were both guys, and then Damian has the biggest shock of his life.

*Jons parents scolding him for not using protection.*

Jon: In my defense you never told me I could break the laws of biology. A little heads up would have been nice.

Clark:…that probably is my fault…

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Kon: I just don’t know what to do, me and Tim are fighting all the time now, and we’re both to stubborn to let it go so we fight for days…

Kon: How come you and Damian never fight like this? you get into fights with him all the time but you two are always all over each other the next day…

Jon:…

Jon: I’m gonna let you in on a secret…

Jon: The answer is sex. Hard, angry sex. And after we cuddle and watch a movie, problem solved.

Kon: 😨

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*Tim crawling on the ground panting, tomato red, completely awfully sunburned during a two week mission in the desert.*

*Looks over to Damian, perfectly tan, luscious hair, eyes shining in the sun, sweat gleaming on his chest, looking like he was kissed by the sun god, in his prime, completely stoic and collected.*

“Hurry up, Drake. This missions taking longer than it should with you lazing about.” Damian says brushing sand off his shoulder, slow like he was in a photo shot.

“HOW THE FU-“ Tim was shedding dead skin, and smothering himself in aloe vera cream for days after the mission.

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Letter to my 13 year old self by Laufey, is what older Dr. Damian would say to the young Robin scared to tell his father he wants to be a doctor.

“I'm so sorry that they pick you last Try to say your foreign name and laugh I know that you feel loud, so different from the crowd Of big blue eyes, and long blonde hair, and boys that stare”- Young Damian’s experience of moving to America and into a family with a very different culture, and the struggle he faces with racism and socialization at school in Gotham. Dr. Damian consoling him and telling him he’s sorry for how he was treated.

“Keep on going with your silly dream Life is prettier than it may seem One day, you'll be up on stage Little girls will scream your name The days of tears and failure fears And no one cares Will all make sense”- Dr. Damian telling his younger self to keep going with his dream of being a doctor, and that it will show him all of the beauty in kindness and compassion. Robin Damian’s fear of telling Batman that he wants to quit Robin because he feels like it would be failing his father by doing so, and the backlash he received from his father after he found out he was volunteering at the hospital, being reassured by his future self that it will all work out as long as he follows his own dream.

“You'll grow up And grow so confident, and Write your story, fall in love a little too The things you thought you'd never do I wish I could go back and give her a squeeze Myself at thirteen And just let her know, know that she's beautiful”- Dr. Damian telling his younger self that he’s found his place in the world and has found the confidence to be himself. Dr. Damian knows the pain that younger Damian felt and would try his best to explain that kindness is his best strength and not a weakness. Dr. Damian tells his 13 year old self that he has more love in his life than he could ever imagine, and that he has nothing to worry about.

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Yellow!

Hey, so this is something off topic from what I post on this account but one of my mutuals posted about a similar issue recently and it just made me think I should do the same. WHEN SHARING OTHERS WORK PLS GIVE CREDIT!!

I thought this was like standard practice but with this wave of tik tok accounts using ai to read over Batfamily tumblr posts, it’s become a thing.

I’ve had a couple of my own posts getting posted like this on separate tik tok accounts, and since my tumblr user was shown I didn’t mind, but I just saw one on my FYP that had literally 0 credit.

No user, no tag, no nothing and it had more likes and favorites than my original post had of anything. So if you run one of those accounts on tik tok, pls remember to give credit.

It’s the decent thing to do, we’re a community with a common interest, that means we should treat each other as such. I’d love to see more of my stuff get posted on other platforms, as long as people know who it came from originally!

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Everyone in the manor would start to believe the manor was haunted for a multitude of reasons. The manor had always had a gothic feel but it was never scary, until now. It started with noises, the manor would be dead silent in the night, in the few hours any of them tried to get sleep. The floorboards would groan, strange thuds would happen, door hinges would creak open, and these weird muffled moans could be heard.

Members of the family had made accusations of who it could be but all denied being out of bed when any of these things occurred, with the reasonable explanation of exhaustion from fights and patrols.

Then, the scratches appeared. Up until this point Alfred could not be bothered by the small noises the old manor made, but when scratch marks started to appear on the wooden floors, doors, couches, and curtains… Alfred felt like he was living in an nightmare.

Some of them didn’t really believe it could be ghosts, until things started to break. Whenever there was a room left empty, something would fall and shattered. Once Tim left the kitchen in the middle of the night, before turning back on his heels when he heard glass breaking, only to find a broken mug and a completely empty kitchen.

Now, they all seemed to believe it. There had to be a ghost. So they decided to take action, by trying to contact the spirit.

Jason, Tim, Duke and Dick all sat on the floor of the library with an ouija board surrounded by candles. Dick: Are you sure this will work?

Duke: *Holding the camera* It works in the videos.

They all startled suddenly when the lights in the library flicker on. “AH-“ The four let out a collective yell at the shadow of a kid flickering under the light. The shadow stepped forward.

Damian: What are you fools doing up so late?

Duke: *With a completely serious, grave face.* We’re finally confronting the ghost that haunts this manor…

Damian: Tt, What on earth are you talking about? Ghosts aren’t real.

Duke: You fight monsters all the time, and your best friend is an alien, but you don’t believe in ghosts…

Damian:…Of course not.

Tim: We have evidence to prove it’s a ghost, Damian. We’re all witnesses to the paranormal activity.

Jason: That stupid ghost ripped out the best chapters of Faster Than the Speed of Love by Brian Griffin. I will get my revenge.

Damian: *Suddenly remembering when he had to pull that book out of Jerry the turkeys beak.*…….

Tim: *A look of mourning* And the ghost knocked all of my favorite coffee mugs off the shelf… I lost 3 brave soldiers that night…

Damian: *Remembering Alfred the Cat knocking every cup in Damian’s room onto the floor.* …*Gulp*…

Dick: Damian, how come you haven’t noticed this ghost but we have?

Damian: *Brushing the cat, cow and dog fur off his shirt frantically* No idea…

Jason: *squinting* You’re lying…spill.

Damian: *Out numbered and panicking* NO, I’M NOT!

Damian: *Runs out of the room and gets chased down the halls until they tackle him right outside of his room.*

Tim: *Slowly opening Damian’s bedroom door* What are you hiding…

Damian: Wait! No!

A comedically large amount of different kinds of animals spill out of his bedroom door in a pile, with Jerry the turkey standing on the top with another one of Jason’s books in his beak.

Jason: *Jason lunges for the turkey* DAMN BIRD!

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Jon was the first to realize how bad it was that he was in love with Damian.

Damian was the first to realize how many issues would follow them if he was with Jon.

Then they both realized, they didn’t care.

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Jon: *Gazing lovingly and heartbrokenly at Damian* I wish he could see just how much I care for him. He’s my best friend in the whole universe but I don’t think he even cares about me the same…

Damian: *Has contingency plans for everyone, including family members that end in their death, but only Jon’s contingency plan ends with Damian dying with him in the end.*

Damian: Tt. You wish I cared about you.

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Seeing Damian with his animals must be such a mindfuck for his siblings. Because how could the kid who just kicked their ass in training and pretty much wiped the floor with them, not even like a minute later, be having a tea party with his cat, cat and cow. They all have hats and everything.