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The biggest prank of all time




Theyâve been switching paint for so long that sometimes they forget their own names
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Someone: How are you doing?
The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.
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you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning
#animals#nature#kakapo#technology#they would be trained as emotional support animals or service animals
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The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.
End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
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âWhy are you scared of datingâ Iâm not scared of dating, I just havenât found anyoneâs company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I donât care
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trauma therapy has been swell
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Just so you know, a normal response to a child breaking something is to first check to see if they got hurt and then if theyâre old enough make them help clean it up. And then afterwards explaining to them how to avoid doing that in the future. At no point is yelling necessary to make them understand why they shouldnât do that.
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THISTHISSOMUCHTHIS
âI am not a person in possession of the required skills &/or mental headspace to handle & endure being around & taking care of children.â
This is *such* a vital realization that some people need to have, & unfortunately, I donât think nearly enough adults bother with this, because⌠reasons. đ¤ˇââď¸đ¤Śââď¸đ¤¨đ
Disclaimer: I personally think kids are adorable little gremlins & should be afforded ALL of the compassion, dignity, grace, & patienceâbut by GOD, I am NOT qualified in any way, shape, or form to be the (temporary or long-term) care-taker or parent of a child/children.
Iâm an âI do not like childrenâ person but not an âI hate childrenâ person. I do not want a child. I do not particularly like being in the company of small children. I am not interested in babysitting. I do not think societyâs view on procreating being necessary to fulfill oneâs life is healthy. But I think kids are people too and they deserve all the resources, time and attention they need to successfully grow. I think the welfare of children is fundamental to society. I smile at babies in public. I try to be sympathetic if a child is having a meltdown in public. I think being cruel to children is one of the worst things a human can do.
This puts me in a strange middle ground because I absolutely cannot get along with the âI love babies, I need to have kids, my kids are my world, having children is sooo beautiful, the world should cater to children alwaysâ crowd or the âI think children are like disgusting little rats, I hate them, theyâre subhumanâ crowd.
#children#childrens rights#childrens welfare#important#know thyself#relevant#signal boost#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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The local queer centrum asked us all to support the ban on conversion therapy in the EU initiative, so now it's My Job to do it seriously.
We still need so many signatures. Damn. So. Many. Signatures.
Come on people, we can do this!!
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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin
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