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Zendaya's agent: Im afraid you're being typecasted. I just received an email of yet another director who wants you to play the role of "girlfriend of twink" Zendaya: Yes, I'll do it. Where do I sign?

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ok, so, if thousands of women masturbate in public during a Dakota Johnson movie it's "a social phenomena whose root cause must be studied and cared for" but when I do the same I am "ruining Madame Web for everyone else" and "banned from the mall"???

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im so glad Elon musk """fixed""" the bot problem that was "ruining" twitter

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what if jusnk DNA isn't actually nonsense, but rather is God annotating their code

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first day in the new job. Already 15 unread emails

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hace 9 años que se nos fue cerati

a veces no puedo con la soledad

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Americans learning "¿Donde está la biblioteca?” as one of their common Spanish phrases really overestimate how well funded our education systems are.

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Mixed feelings when people on discord are funnier than me

But yeah. The metaphors in this show aged so finely they're barely even metaphors anymore and just straight up show our reality 1:1

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what Is going on at Elon's twitter

Look at this! Everytime they push a stupid change, a core feature breaks. In this example, community notes background somehow forgot that the app is in dark mode but the text didn't so you can only observe white text on white background, and a couple of blue logos

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update on the full metal alchemist situation:

According to the Law of equivalent exchange, for a great reward a great sacrifice is necessary.

In order to get the biggest reward (saving Alphonse Eldritch's body and soul) the biggest sacrifice was made (Edward was sent to live in L🤮ndon)

Didn't understood why so many people liked fullmetal alchemist until earlier today when I tried watching some and one of the first scenes of the blonde kid is him being an overly edgy Reddit atheist lmaoooo

All these years I thought him holding the notebook open was a scene from late in the series where he has to confront his old beliefs but no. THE MOST POPULAR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PFP IS LITERALLY THE PROTAGONIST AFTER ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH.

So far, the fanbase ranks a number one on completely missing the point of the artpiece they idolize

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Didn't understood why so many people liked fullmetal alchemist until earlier today when I tried watching some and one of the first scenes of the blonde kid is him being an overly edgy Reddit atheist lmaoooo

All these years I thought him holding the notebook open was a scene from late in the series where he has to confront his old beliefs but no. THE MOST POPULAR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PFP IS LITERALLY THE PROTAGONIST AFTER ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH.

So far, the fanbase ranks a number one on completely missing the point of the artpiece they idolize

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i would rather be a victim of an actual crime than listen to a true crime podcast

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forget Tinder, forget Grindr, join Gringr

it's my new social media for hook ups, but instead of MLM, we have LLG (Latin@s Loving Gring@s)

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chemists in group chats

*Friends and Family group chat*

Auntie: please don't eat so much ramen. That thing is full of chemicals 😭😭

ChemGrad: 🤬🤬🤬 EVERYTHING is full of chemicals. That's almost literally the definition of chemicals 🤔🤓🤓

*Lab group chat*

ProfUranium: This room smells of chemicals

ChemGrad: Sooo true bestie 🤓😄🔬 #goals

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fun Roger Waters game

Find your preferred shitlib newspaper/news media

Search for Roger waters

Read how they misinterpret the anti-fascist message of that segment of the show and call him a Nazi

Search for maus or Maus novel

Read how they mock conservatives for banning the Art Spiegelman's Maus for misinterpreting the anti-fascist message of the book and call it Nazi

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enough about effective coping mechanisms

what i need are effective SEETHING mechanisms

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remeber how during the 2010s FPS "Gamers" wouldn't shut up about how during the next war they would all be heroes with their training behind a keyboard or a controller

well, im glad that they have now remained silent. However, what a shitty world this had to become for Gamers to shut up