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The opposite of shitpost is legitpost

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One large fries and one cheeseburger with no onion please.... Oh and can I have an extra cum?

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"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

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Jesus, moooom, I'm not "entangled in crime" I just do a little crime here and there. 🙄

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Omg Satan 🤭🤭 stop tempting me haha 🤭🫣😘😆😆🥵 you are so evil 😜😜

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We are both home of sexuals. We look different because we are diffrent breed, but we are the same specie.

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

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sitting on public transport just minding my business releasing spores and all

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Now, now, look at you, my sweet taco-princess

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No motivation, only moth-ivation. I demand lamp.

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hey man it’s very cisgender in here. Can someone open a window or something

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Best way to pay back kindness is to spread it to others, and mainly to those who lack kindness in their lifes

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Mom, there is a kid at school who calls me*whispers* cishet

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Gonna drink pink Monster to become a REAL man

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History? You mean IRL lore?

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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

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I’m curious so, mutuals: what is your keychain?

mine is a baby seal plushie I bought at Genoa’s aquarium and his name is Dario Foca