daheckinbestbitch · 9 days ago
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I made a spidersona!
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daheckinbestbitch · 2 months ago
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Clark "Kansas Boy" Kent Headcanons
As a Kansan, these are entirely plausible, as Clark was raised in southwestern Kansas.
Based on common consensus the Kent farm was both a crop and livestock farm which means that it had to be at least 40 acres. Kent Farm is not a slaughter farm but a breeding and husbandry farm, the livestock being dairy cows, sheep, pigs and chickens. They also have crops of corn, wheat and soybeans. Clark is really fond of the cows and they are very fond of him. When he was little he would sit with the cows in the pasture while they grazed. Having been raised on a breeding farm Clark is no stranger to birthing animals and has done it before.
Clark calls still calls Martha, Ma or Mama and calls Jonathan Pa or sir. Pa Kent loved fixing up old cars and therefore taught Clark how to fix cars and drive stick.
Its been said by some that the Kent's weren't "well off" but I don't think that is really true, I think that they live quite comfortably, they are not spenders but they are not poor.
While some may say that Clark would be a K-State fan I have to disagree I fully believe the Kent's are Jayhawks and I will die on that hill.
Clark loves Kansas City Barbecue and is strong in his opinions on it.
Clark was going to go to KU but got a really good scholarship to Metropolis University.
Also slight side note but I also stand by the fact that Barry Allen was also a KU fan as in many different "maps" of where the cities are Central City is very close to Lawrence, Kansas (KU college town) and so I think that Clark and Barry definitely bond over both being Jayhawks.
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daheckinbestbitch · 9 months ago
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Fic Doc
So about a year ago i decided to make a google doc for all the fics that I really enjoyed, anytime I read a fic I really like I'll add it to the list; name, author, rating, and word count. I have 4 techincally 6 fandoms listed and 13 pages of fics. The main fandoms are MHA and Merlin but it also has some Marauders, PJO, Marioverse, and Top Gun Maverick fics. Main ships include MHA character x reader fics (from a while back), BakuDeku, KiriBaku, and Merthur. All of the fics minus the reader fics are all MLM fics. If this doc sounds like something any of you here on tumblr would be interested in having access to please let me know and I will happily add you to the doc.
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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DND character idea
I just thought of an amazing concept for a dnd character, and while it isn't a self insert the idea is based on things about me.
So the race and class don't necessarily matter but I feel it would work best with them as a bard because of charisma stats. So the character is a major flirt absolutely it, but is a very socially awkward person. Along with that they are also demisexual (could also be ace) so when they are flirting with someone and roll a charisma check they don't want to get a natural 20 because they don't want to seduce the person, and when they do end up accidentally seducing the person and the npc wants to get physical with them they get really nervous and freaked out and quickly attempt to flee the situation. Another fun addition to the character could be that while they love to flirt they get flustered very easily when others flirt back.
If anyone wants to use this concept please do but please tell me about the character!!
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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would asexuals be immune to sex pollen?
sooooo, I'm reading fanfiction as I do, and I'm scrolling through ao3 looking through the tags for fics and I see the tags sex pollen and aphrodisiacs and as I am marking them for later I started wondering if sex pollen actually existed irl and stuff is it simply a amplifier of a person's base level of sexual attraction or like how does that work. Because if it is going off of sexual attraction would that mean that asexuals and other individuals under the ace umbrella would be immune to sex pollen. If that's the case wouldn't it be so sick to have a story with an asexual protagonist saving the world from an outbreak of sex pollen. I dunno just my thoughts.
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Modern AU. Merlin is famous indie rock artist Emrys. After his first viral single "Dragonlord" he climbed the charts quickly becoming one of Europe's biggest stars. His manager Gwen, has recently gotten him a meeting with one of the biggest record labels in all of Europe Pendragon Records run by CEO Uther Pendragon, although its his son Arthur who deals with most of the clientele.
Merlin was pretty nervous about his meeting with Pendragon Records, they were the biggest record company in Europe, some people even think that the Pendragon's themselves were descended from old royalty. When they walked into the the building Merlin could see why. This whole place screamed rich, as Gwen walked up to the front desk to let them know Emrys had arrived, Merlin couldn't help but stare at the wall of platinum records, the name Ygraine caught his eye that was his mother's favorite singer, and the late wife to Uther Pendragon, the CEO and founder of Pendragon Records.
"Mr. Emrys," a voice called, Merlin turned to see a tall man with curly blonde hair,
"If you will follow me, we can get started," Merlin nods as he and Gwen follow the man into an office, and leaning against the desk Merlin sees the most handsome man he thinks he has ever seen,
"Arthur this is Emrys and his manager Gwen," the curly haired man said,
"Thank you Leon, and it is wonderful to meet you Mr. Emrys," Arthur said shaking both Gwen and Merlin's hands,
"Merlin! You can call me Merlin, Mr. Pendragon," Merlin said stuttering, Arthur nodded chuckling as he sat down at his desk,
"Well, Merlin. You can call me Arthur. Now let's get too it, is Pendragon Records the right fit for Emrys and the brand he has created?"
[A/N: should I end up writing more of this i am not sure yet. I just had the fun thought of this as a fun merthur fic idea. Let me know]
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Okay so fun little story time about this drawing of a hot dragon man, I was on Omegle chat at 1am cause I couldn't sleep and I get to talking with this one dude and we end up on the topic of dragon hybrids and he went into detail about all the colors and what it would want to look like as a dragon hybrid and it inspired me so I drew it based on his description. So yeah thanks Josh for the inspiration and I hope the rest of you enjoy!
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Happy Pride everybody!!! Please enjoy James Potter in all his wondrous glory.
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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I made more merlin stuff cause again currently obsessed with these two!!!
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Merthur fanart
I have been on a Merlin kick recently and I wanted to draw some Merthur fanart so here it is!!!
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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University AU where the mauraders are dorm mates in Uni with maybe one class between the four of them so they don’t see each other for most of the day during or between classes, but always hang out with each other on their free days or spend hours after they’re home together just talking.
One day James stops talking about this pretty red head from his Organic Chemistry class (which is his second time taking the class, Remus is on his first and James asks Remus for help all the time, the both of them are nearly failing it), and starts talking about this moody, black haired freshman in his Classical Lit class, and the other guys are severely lost, but they don’t question it much.
Up until Sirius puts it all together. It’s spring break and he, begrudgingly, goes home for a few days upon request from his nagging mother. Due to Regulus being a freshman and sans vehicle, Sirius takes him home with him. The first hour and a half of the ride is silent.
“So. Anything new going on?” Sirius asked awkwardly, obviously bothered by the elongated silence. Regulus merely spared Sirius a walled off glance, showing zero indication of openness to conversation. Sirius sucked a knowing breath, leaning back in his seat in boredom as he watched trees pass them by on the nearly empty highway.
“Not much,” Regulus finally answered, and Sirius perked up like a dog.
“Any new friends?” Sirius grinned, turning to look at Regulus for a moment. Regulus suppressed a snort at his brother’s dorkiness before shrugging.
“Not really. I’m talking to this guy in my lit class.”
“Oooh what’s he like?”
“Loud.” Sirius glanced at Regulus. “Kind of like you honestly, he talks a lot. He’s always dropping his glasses and he makes a big deal out of it every time and acts like he’s Velma from-”
“OH.” Regulus jumped at the sudden shout, squinting at Sirius.
“Sirius. What the hell.”
“Oh my god!”
“What!!”
“You’re talking to James!” Regulus blinked a few times in secession before sighing and leaning back in his seat, digging the butts of his palms into his eyes.
“Oh, of course you two know each other, you’re practically replicas of each other,” Regulus groaned, and the awkward silence started up again. Sirius massaged at his steering wheel as he thought over the information in his mind, still processing that his best mate and his little brother were talking to each other, and were obviously interested in each other.
Once entirely processing that this boy the group have been calling Moody Boy has been his little brother for the whole two months James has been going on about him, Sirius cleared his throat.
“So you like James?”
“I thought that was obvious based on the fact I said we were talking,” Regulus returned, a guarded tone to his voice. Sirius spared him a quick glance before focusing back on the off ramp.
“He talks about you all the time, it’s honestly starting to get tiring,” Sirius said with nonchalant amusement, noting how Regulus perked up a little in his peripheral.
“He does? I mean-”
“All the time. He thinks your hand writing his pretty too, which is such an odd thing to pick up.” Regulus snorted a little, rubbing at his knuckles. Sirius smiled a bit, glancing to see Regulus smiling like a dork.
“So you don’t care? That I’m talking to one of your friends?”
“Eh, not really. I trust him, I don’t have a doubt in my mind that he’ll treat you right.” Regulus stared at Sirius for a moment before smiling, sinking into his seat and gazing on the window at the slowly dissipating trees.
“How are You and that Welsh boy?” Regulus asked teasingly after a long stretch of silence.
“Remus, and we are amazing, thank you,” Sirius returned with a snort.
They arrive home within the next hour, which was occupied by sporadic conversation about a range of topics, neither boy really wanting it to be quiet but not truly understanding how to talk to the other.
Sirius allowed Regulus to do the talking to their mother as he stepped out of the house merely seconds after entering, ringing James.
“What’s up. Need a knight in shining armor to come save you?” James teased, and Sirius leaned against the hood of his car.
“You’re talking to my little brother,” Sirius instantly accused, and James sputtered, causing Sirius to burst into laughter.
“Reggie is- oh my god!”
“Reggie? Mm, cute little nickname,” Sirius teased, grinning as he stared at the dark paint of his hood.
“Okay, ‘my moon’,” James shot back, resulting in Sirius to flush a bright red. “Or or or, ‘my star’,” James added, and Sirius hid his face into his palm.
“I actually hate you.”
“Uh huh.”
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Sirius and Remus stare at one another. On either side of the room. Battlefields between them.
Maybe it's been years since they last saw one another.
Maybe it's been minutes.
You can never tell with them.
James watched his friends fall in love before any of them knew what that meant.
He watched them after, when, tragically, they did.
Sirius and Remus have never been able to get comfortable with their relationship. Have never relaxed in one another's beds.
He'll get bored of me, Sirius had said to James once. When the novelty wears off. Everyone does.
I'm too much trouble, Remus a few weeks later. I can't expect him to put up with this forever.
James never knew what to say when they got like that. It's not that Sirius and Remus didn't know that they were loved. Only that they both saw love as something flimsy and delicate and easily broken. As something they would one day lose between the sofa cushions. In the crack between the wall and the bed. In the back of a cab.
Remus coughs, clearing his throat. He looks old. And tired. Nothing like James remembers.
"Listen," Sirius, who looks worse somehow. "Dumbledore told me to lay low here but...you know I can...I can find somewhere else if...I don't want to put you out, is all."
James and Remus both scoff.
Idiot.
"Don't be ridiculous. Of course, you're staying here."
Sirius gives Remus a look, pouting in that way he does. And through the dirt and the years and the ragged clothes, James sees the boy he used to know. Used to wrap himself around until you couldn't tell them apart. Until you swore they wore one skin. Shared one beating heart.
"You don't owe me anything," Sirius says stubbornly.
Remus gives him an empty smile. "Don't worry. I know."
Sirius screws up his face. "I'm not staying if we're just gonna snap at one another the whole time. I -" he sighs, running a hand over his face. "I'm too tired to fight Moony."
The nickname makes Remus flinch. "Too tired to fight? Sirius Black? Never."
Sirius huffs. "That's notorious mass murderer Sirius Black to you, thank you very much."
There's a twinkle in Remus's eye. In Sirius's too.
Go on, James thinks. Go on, cross the Rubicon. Touch each other. Hold each other. I can't anymore. I can't. I can't take care of you anymore. Which breaks his heart. Breaks his heart more than almost everything else. I need you to do it for me. Please.
Remus motions down the hall. "Why don't you take a shower - or a bath - I'll get dinner started."
There's a small pause before Sirius eventually nods his head. The motion jerky. Awkward. "Yeah, alright."
Take care of each other.
For me.
Please.
Please. Please. Please.
"Sirius?" Remus calls to him before he disappears into the bathroom. Sirius turns around, arching his brow.
Please. Please. Please.
Remus hesitates for a moment before stepping forward, before closing the space between them. Sirius's eyes go wide but he doesn't say anything. Doesn't move. When Remus reaches him he holds out his hand, stopping before he touches the other man. The pair looking at one another and nowhere else.
"Can I?"
A rough sound comes out of Sirius's mouth, James thinks it might be a laugh. "Yes. God yes."
Remus is gentle, hand cradling Sirius's face, thumb swiping over his cheek. Sirius trembles, like even this is too much. Too tender. Too loving. After a few seconds Remus leans forward, placing a delicate kiss on Sirius's forehead.
"I've missed you," he murmurs against the other man's skin.
Sirius's eyes flutter closed as he sways into Remus. A second later the pair have their arms around one another. Clinging. Holding.
James smiles. Even if it's a little sad. A little scuffed. A little cracked. He smiles. Hoping they understand now. Hoping they see.
That this love has roots.
{inspired by this song }
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daheckinbestbitch · 1 year ago
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Sirius: Reg keeps on pushing it, he's going too far and he needs to know that his behaviour is absolutely NOT acceptable!
Remus: Sirius I'm sure you're just overreacting
Regulus: THANK YOU, all I said was that his hair was too long and he should cut it
Remus: *puts down coffee*
Remus: That is TOO far-
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daheckinbestbitch · 2 years ago
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What am I doing wrong?
So here's the tea. I am 19 and I have never been a relationship, kissed anyone nothing. I have been rejected by 7 people since the age of 14. I have never had anyone ask me out, nor do I have knowledge of someone ever having feelings for me. recently I have started college, I cut my hair to a length at which I felt the most myself I ever have. I feel ridiculously hot and I am starting to love myself a lot more. I constantly get compliments from people saying that I'm really pretty and that I have an amazing personality, that they are surprised that I could possibly be single or haven't ever been in a relationship, that no one has ever tried to ask me out. So if this is how people see me then why is it that I have been in 3 situationships that all lasted a month before they ghost me when I want something more. Why is it that people are so eager to flirt with me but when it comes to anything more no one steps up. I just want to know what it is like to be loved like that, to be wanted in that way. I have so much love to give. So why doesn't anybody try?
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daheckinbestbitch · 2 years ago
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random jegulily fanfic idea
Jegulily, where Jegulus started dating around James' 4th year, and Lily joined in their 5th year, they date and during their 7th year when Regulus goes off to find the horcrux locket, he survives but fakes his own death, but James and Lily know he is still alive, he decides to continue his hunt for the horcruxes but is only able to find the ring. After he destroys the ring they decide that James and Lily should get married to keep up appearances. They move into the house in Godric Hollow; the only other people who know about Regulus are Sirius and Remus, purely for safety. 
Two ways it can go after this point either:
Regulus is out getting information on the Halloween that James and Lily are killed and comes home to find James dead, he rushes upstairs to find Lily dead and Harry crying. He goes to Sirius and Remus, who tell him the only other person who knew where they lived was Peter. Leaving Harry with them he goes and hunts down Peter, finding the finger on the ground but seeing a familiar rat in the corner, who he traps and takes to the Order. Everyone is shocked by the fact he is still alive but takes Peter in who is sent to Azkaban as a traitor. Regulus then raises Harry, teaching him about magic and telling him stories of his parents. Remus and Sirius visit, often helping Regulus to raise Harry. Once he is 11 and receives his letter he is sent off to hogwarts. Regulus helps Harry when Voldemort comes and starts tormenting Hogwarts. 
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Regulus figures out in his spying on the Death Eaters that Peter betrayed Lily and James and so when Voldemort comes to kill them they are ready and kill him. Harry is raised with all his parents, and Peter is sent to Azkaban for his treachery. Regulus reveals himself as alive and he and Sirius work together to destroy the rest of the horcruxes together. Harry lives a happy parent filled life with his 2 dads and mom 
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