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Bro, you know what I absolutely hate?

When I look up sub!character x dom!reader and all I get is subby, pathetic, whiny, Ms. Stutters a lot. I'm losing my mind-

I LITERALLY DONT EVEN HAVE MOTIVATION TO READ ANYMORE-

*So sorry, snookums. I realized how mean that sounds*

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Y/N : I like Bucky, Thoughts?

Tony: Thoughts and prayers. You need Jesus.

Steve: Amen

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Nope, I'm not risking shit.

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Y/N : Today I saw Bucky and Sam hugging

Tony : That's...Concerning

Y/N : I thought so too!

Y/N : But with closer inspection I realized they were choking each other, and I was Like, Okay, Sounds about right-

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Y/N : I've done some dumb shit.

Tony : I've said some dumb shit.

Bruce : I've recorded the dumb shit.

Peter : I tried to stop all the dumb shit but then I realized that I'm dumb as shit.

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Peter : * Sneezes*

Y/N : Hail Satan.

Peter : ...

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Tony : What do you say when your life goes to shit?

Y/N : Called it!

Tony : NO-

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Peter : Y/N, IFYOULOVEMESAYWHAT!

Y/N : Huh?

Peter : Fuck!

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Tony : Where is Peter and Steve?

Y/N : Playing hide-in-seek.

Tony : Where?

Y/N : I don't think you know how the game works-

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Y/N : Jump

Peter : What?! No!

Y/N : Pussy.

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Peter : Where's Y/N?

Wanda : I saw her outside a minute ago.

Tony : Its Fucking raining!

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*Y/N Outside in the pouring rain with a sword*

Y/N : Is this what you want?

Y/N : STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS

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Y/N : Get fucked bro-

Steve : You need to be nice.

Y/N : Please, if you will, Get fucked bro.

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Y/N : I know I lot of crazy people, How could I not? There everywhere!

Tony : What crazy people do you know?

Y/N : This entire Friend group-

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Y/N : This is my Ex-Boyfriend, Peter.

Peter : Motherfu-....I'm her husband!

Y/n : Same thing.

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Nobody :

Absolutely Nobody :

Me when they introduced John Walker:

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Y/N : So , I kind of like someone. I don't want to tell you because-

Tony : Just rip the bandage off, it cant be that bad.

Y/N : It's Bucky.

Tony : If you don't put the bandage back on, RIGHT FUCKING NOW-

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Tony : Well, Summers coming up! Where would you like to go for our family vacation this year?

Peter : The Bahamas!

Steve : We could go to France.

Y/N : Lets go to Hell!

Tony : Y/N No-