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hii this is Arte’s sister Rin (aka Snøw White)

very excited for part 2 of the English ignihyde book release on twst so :)

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I don't know if you want to make this request of mine, but I would be very grateful... How would it be if was Yanderes! Twisted Wonderland (dorm leaders) in love with the same reader?

Ohoho I sure can! Man being in that situation would be so scary, good lord, can you imagine? I guess now you can jsfaönf

I decided to finally feed my twst readers again after starving them for so long. I hope you enjoy!

Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

gn reader

tw yandere, obsession, possessiveness, jealousy, mention of murder, mention of violence, kidnapping/ abduction, manipulation, stalking, emotional manipulation

Yandere! dorm leaders that are in love with the same darling

Okay but this is going to be utter chaos, you just know it. Most of the dorm leaders can barely tolerate each other in the first place without a fight breaking out, then you add them being yandere ( and as such, more unhinged) ,and then to add insult to injury they all like the same person? Yeah, that´s a recipe for disaster

I honestly don´t think any of them are willing to share? They want to have you for themselves without anyone else interfering

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle blows a fuse when he gets wind of this. He already has a harsh temper to begin with but he loses all of his composure when it concerns his darling. Do the other dorm leaders think they can just simply steal you away from him? How utterly unacceptable! He is the most hard-working and flawless student here at Night Raven College so he also deserves your love the most out of everyone here!

He´s honestly so annoyed and angry when he sees one of the others talking to you that he takes out his anger on his poor dorm members that he now collars for the slightest of offenses. It´s like chapter 1 never even happened, his reign of terror is reinstated all at once

And yet at the same time, he would take advantage of the fact that your two closest friends are members of Heartslabyul. You´re bound to want to visit them often to hang out with them, right? So of course it´s only a coincidence that you´ll often find Riddle staying close to their room to greet you and sweep you away when he gets the chance. Of course he wasn´t waiting around for you or anything like that, it´s only natural that he keeps a close eye on those two troublemakers to make sure they don´t get involved in any hijinks again, right? It´s what a responsible dorm leader should do

So while you´re at it, why don´t you join him for a nice cup of tea? He´s told Trey to bake some treats that are just to their liking. So please spend some time with him!

Leona Kingscholar

Leona is one that often doesn´t bother with putting in a lot of effort, simply because he doesn´t think his efforts would ever be rewarded. Why would he give it his all when he knows it´s not going to matter in the end? But this here is different. You´re one of the only people that have shown true understanding for his position as the second-born prince and for once he feels like he needs to try his very best when it comes to winning you over

Leone is no fool, he´s quick to figure out that the other dorm leaders seem to love you in the same obsessed way that he does. It makes him angry to think that anyone else would dare try to stake their claim on you when he´s already decided that you would be his mate. For once in his life, he refuses to play the second fiddle. He wants you and he´s not going to shirk back from using dirty means to get what he wants. He probably orders Ruggie to use his unique magic again to make the other dorm leaders hurt themselves to put them out of commission for long enough to hopefully win you over. If pushed far enough I´m sure Leona wouldn´t hesitate to use King´s roar either. He was so close to killing Ruggie, someone that is actually a big help to him, so why would he ever hold back against his rivals?

Leona is very aware that he needs to fight dirty if he wants to break free from always being in second place

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul is very displeased when he finds out that he isn´t the only one to be harboring feelings for you. It probably took him a lot of time to come to terms with his own “love” for you, not one to freely show his deeper emotions to anyone else, he doesn´t like to feel vulnerable. And yet, whenever he lays eyes on you, Azul feels more vulnerable than ever before. And he finds that he doesn´t hate it as much as he would have thought

But he very much hates his current predicament. All those other fools are head-over-heels for you as well and it makes him more insecure than he would ever admit. Of course he´s primarily upset because he wants you for his own but when he sees the kind of people he needs to compete with ( literal royalty and a celebrity) he can´t help but be caught up in his old insecurities. It makes him want to hide away more than anything but he won´t let himself do that. He knows that you´re meant to be his so he´s not going to ever give up on you

Azul enlists the help of the Leech twins who are more than eager to assist him, if only for their own amusement over the situation. They´ve been given the order to stay around you as much as possible when Azul isn´t able to, to help chase away anyone that might try to approach you. Them being around isn´t enough to stop all of them but their intimidating presence surely has some effect at least. They also tell him any kind of detail about you that they´ve found out about through their tailing.

He tries to get all the information he can about you, both to soothe his craving to know as much about you as he possibly can, but also to know how to entice you into signing a contract that will bind the two of you together forever. Once your fate is sealed, he won´t have to worry about any of the others ever taking you away from him

Kalim Al-Asim

Honestly speaking, Kalim would probably be the only one here not to notice how the other dorm leaders feel about you. He´s a very delusional yandere to begin with, not seeing anything wrong with how intensely he loves you. That´s just a sign of true love, right? Isn´t it just so great that he would do absolutely everything to ensure your “happiness” even if you didn´t ask for anything?

He just goes about courting you like he usually would: showering you with many very expensive but unwanted gifts and clinging to you for as long as he can. It´s just him showing his affection for you so he doesn´t see any reason as to why you might want to reject any of his presents. Do you really have the heart to disappoint someone as nice and sweet as Kalim? Do you want to make him cry? Please just accept whatever invitation he throws your way before things get too difficult

Jamil would likely feel obligated to help Kalim out because he simply can´t handle the other moping around and sobbing all day whenever you express displeasure at staying over for too long or you react negatively to the 5th elephant parade this week. Jamil probably understands why you would feel overwhelmed with all of Kalim´s grandiose shows of affection but he really can´t be bothered to deal with his miserable self for even a second longer. He also fears that his family might be in trouble if it came out that he didn´t help Kalim when it came to winning over his “one true love” so sorry, but he´ll need to prioritize his family´s safety over yours

Unlike Kalim, Jamil would very quickly realize what kind of competition they´re dealing with and would thus function as a sort of enabler for Kalim´s overbearingly clingy tendencies. He knows they need to act quickly before anyone else gets the chance

Wouldn´t it be a good idea for Kalim to introduce you to his parents already as his lover so you can get a wedding prepared for as soon as possible? Kalim would of course jump at the chance and try to seal the deal as soon as possible. He doesn´t see any reason to wait when you both love each other so much!

Vil Schoenheit

Just absolutely unbelievable. Do these potatoes really think they have a chance against him? No one is as beautiful, elegant and skilled as Vil Schoenheit and thus no one is more suited to be with you than him. The moment he had first laid eyes upon you he had decided that you were perfect in every way, inside and out. Vil is usually very strict when it comes to both himself and others but for some unexplainable reason, he felt this pull towards you from the very beginning. Even if logically speaking there is no person without any flaws, he is more than willing to overlook any of yours

You have managed to capture his heart and so you must take responsibility for that by letting him win over yours in return. He´s always made an effort to look the best he can but now he´s spending even more time every day, to improve himself even more, if that is even possible, to draw your attention and impress you. Maybe if he appeals to your preferences you will finally spare him a glance and bless him with your presence

He works so hard every day, which only drives him to be angrier when Rook tells him that he isn´t the only one that has laid their eyes on you. He huffs and shakes his head in dismay with a joyless smile on his face, already contemplating how he is going to deal with this

Vil is an actor so he´s more than capable of acting out whatever kind of person appeals to you the most. If he feels like you might be showing some sort of interest in one of his rivals then he might start to copy some of their mannerisms to hopefully draw your eye again. You only need to look at him, dear! Vil is the most deserving of your love out of all of them. No one else but him could hope to ever come close to your level of perfection, he is the only one that is suited to be with you

If he feels like he needs to ( he feels you slipping away), Vil is also willing to poison his rivals, as we´ve seen with Neige in the main story. He loves you too much to let anyone else have so he´s going to make sure he´s the only one remaining once the curtain falls

Idia Shroud

Idia probably starts noticing that he has some competition when he keeps seeing the other dorm leaders approach you as he is watching you through one of the many cameras he had installed all throughout NRC and your room to be able to look at you at every time of day without leaving the comfort of his room. He might have been able to look past it if it had only been a one-time thing but with the frequency of how often they´ve been seeking you out lately, he knows that something is up

And boy oh boy, Idia is not happy at all when he puts 2 and 2 together. He honestly feels like breaking his pc out of frustration when he sees the others attempt to flirt with you while he can´t even stand face-to-face with you. Idia is cursing his own social ineptitude more than ever before as he has no choice but to curse and grumble as he sees everything unfold in front of him

Idia already thought that he had no chance with you, I mean who would be interested in a weird shut-in like him? It´s the very reason why he had settled for just watching your daily life through all of these cameras instead of trying to strike up a conversation with you. The very thought of standing so close to you already makes him shiver with both excitement and fear

But that doesn´t mean at all that he would let anyone else date you. That´s not how this is going to go! He knows that they´re probably better picks for a boyfriend than he is but he hates the very thought of you being with someone else. Maybe it´s time to jump over his shadow and finally take action

So he decides to start mission “Send out Ortho to lure them into my room and then I´ll never let them leave again”. It definitely isn´t a fool-proof plan but Idia doesn´t want to simply stand by anymore if it means you might be taken from him. He´s sure Ortho is friendly enough to be able to pull it off and then it wouldn´t even matter if you found him disgusting, as long as he kept the electronic locks on his doors shut tight, you wouldn´t be able to leave him any more

Malleus Draconia

Malleus isn´t well-versed in the act of human courting but he´s intelligent enough to pick up on the way his fellow dorm leaders look at you. They look at you the same way he does: lovesick and full of desire to become your significant other. And this just isn´t something Malleus would stand for. As a draconic fae, he´s just as possessive with his darling as were the dragons that would hide away their treasures from the rest of the world. Once he has his eyes on you, he´s not going to let up until you´re completely his for all of eternity

He never thought he would find the one that was destined to be with him at this very school but it nevertheless happened. You were the first person not to fear him and to genuinely call him a friend, something that filled Malleus with happiness like nothing before. Nowadays he feels a bitter feeling pool up inside of him whenever you call him a mere friend, but the original point still stands. You were the first person that treated him as a regular fellow student and because of that he quickly grew attached to you, his own very special human

So he´s very angry ,to say the least when he figures out that he isn´t the only one laying claim to your heart. He´s so enraged in fact, that he needs to be held back by the rest of Diasomnia or he would have ended up just killing all of his rivals with the help of his powerful magic. Malleus truly knows no mercy when it comes to having you all for himself. He won´t let any of them look at you for even a second longer.

If he isn´t allowed to just get rid of everyone else because it might start a major conflict between all of their nations, he simply has to take you away from Night Raven College to somewhere only he has access to. If he were to lock you into a high tower, far away from any kind of civilization, then no one else would be able to speak to you ever again. It would only be you and Malleus. Isn´t that just wonderful?

Of course Malleus is going to make sure to visit you as often as he can so please don´t look so sad, alright? You don´t need any of your so-called “friends” anymore, you have him now! He´s not going to let anyone interfere with your relationship ever again

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That last one was so good but like...imagine if it was BOTH of the twins. You finally manage to escape one and then boom! The sequel!

a/n: alright, lets all collectively pretend this didn't take me a week to answer TwT. honestly i really like the idea of being taken by the abyss prince/ss annd eventually being "rescued" by the traveler, but mostly just wrote about lumine being a girlboss. maybe i'll do a part 2 later for when aether shows up.

tw: yandere content, spoilers for chasm+hilichurl lore, aether as MC (implied) and lumine as abyss, dead bodies, implied kidnapping

You were really regretting not bringing a watch.

Always on the hunt for adventure, you had volunteered to help a mining expedition evaluate the lower levels of the Chasm. Having heard many horror stories about the things that lurked in the shadows, you had been overly cautious in your preparation of supplies: plenty of emergency food, water, rope, and flares.

But after an unexpected cave in separated you from your team, the one thing you wished for repeatedly was a watch. Without one, it was almost impossible to gauge the passing of time, deep in a seemingly endless expanse of rock and ruins, locked away from the sun and moon.

The feeling only worsened when you found them.

Hilichurls, their bodies slowly rotting away, infected with the dark ooze that littered the chasm's walls. You had had unsavory run-ins with hilichurls in the past, of course, but you couldn't help but feel pity for them. Some of them were dying, still writhing in pain from time to time, but others were long dead, their bodies preserved in the inky substance and cool cavern air.

Swallowing the bile in your throat, you decided to help them. You knew you couldn't cure whatever ailment tortured them, but at least you could bury the rotting corpses left lying out, perhaps putting their souls to rest. After all, it seemed the same fate would meet you soon enough.

Without any sort of time piece, it was impossible to tell how long you spent digging grave after grave, but eventually you had taken care of most of the easily accessible corpses. You didn't have any sort of flowers, but you had been able to decorate the freshly turned dirt with small geodes and loose stones.

"What are you doing?" a feminine voice whispered from behind you. You turned to meet a young woman with blonde hair and a layered white dress.

"I got lost from my adventuring party," you laughed awkwardly, dusting the dirt from your outfit.

"No," she corrected, meeting your gaze with cold golden eyes. "I mean what are you doing right now?"

"Oh," you bit your lip hesitantly. "I know it's kinda weird, it just felt cruel to leave them out in the open like that, y'know? I know they're dead now and it's not like they'll even care whether their corpse is lying around or buried six feet under-"

You inhaled sharply, composing your thoughts. “I know it won’t make a difference, but it makes new feel better.”

"You buried them?" she asked softly, leaning down to inspect the freshly-dug grave.

"Uh- yeah, I tried decorating them too, but it's not like you can find flowers this deep in the Chasm," you joked. Her lips curved upward, halfway between a smirk and a genuine smile as she pulled a white flower out, gently placing it on the stone.

"Thank you," you knelt beside her. "I know its sort of silly-"

"Its not," she stated firmly. "I think its wonderful that not all of your kind are so...selfish."

"M-my kind?"

"Mhm," she nodded, tucking your hair behind your ear as she examined your face. "Do you want to leave here? I know a way out."

"Of course!" you grinned eagerly. "I sort of just assumed I'd die down here."

She extended her hand and you took it easily, helping her stand back up. "You know a way back up?"

"Of sorts," she tilted her head towards a figure behind her, a man clad in thick armor stood behind a swirling violet portal. You swallowed nervously, staying close behind her.

"My lady, what are you-"

The blonde raised her hand to silence the dark figure. “What’s your name?”

“Oh. Y/N.”

“Y/N,” she repeated, as if tasting the name.“Come with me. It won’t make a difference if you refuse, but it’ll make me feel better.”

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Hi! ^v^ it says you write for genshin also,, who do you think the worst yandere would be?

Personally, I think they're all awful in different ways, but the most difficult would probably be Xiao, Zhongli, or Scaramouche. For me, though, I think the Traveler would be the worst of all.

tw: general yandere content, physical violence/abuse, isolation, possessive and abusive behavior, gaslighting

Xiao isn't trying to be cruel to you on purpose, of course. He tries to be as gentle as possible, but he truly does not understand human emotions or physiology. He's prone to biting, bruising, and clawing you, purely out of affection. If you yell and cry, he only becomes confused. He's also the most likely to forget your other needs, like food.

However, while extremely possessive, I feel that Xiao would be the least likely to act on his impulses and snatch you away. Instead, he trails after you from a distance longingly.

Zhongli is the exact opposite. He's entirely self-aware as he watches you struggle and scream, but he feigns innocence. He's extremely patronizing, berating you for your "temper tantrums" which he deems as childish behavior. He's also the most willing to lock you away from everyone, even himself. He wouldn't mind encasing his darling in stone and locking them away for as long as it takes for them to "mellow out". Isolation would be his greatest tool, after all he has plenty of time to spare.

Scaramouche, on the other hand, is probably the cruelest to his darling, but only as long as you're defiant against him. Granted, it wouldn't be hard for him to find some half-baked excuse to punish you anyways, but a little affection goes a long way. He'll never admit it, but more than anything else Scaramouche wants his darling to worship the ground he walks on, to dote on him and praise him. If he achieves this goal, he'll be a lot more affectionate and lenient.

But until then, he's unnecessarily harsh in both his words and actions. He'll berate you for the slightest infraction, taunting you for your incompetence. And if that doesn't have you in tears already, he wouldn't mind showing you what he does to his other underlings who cross him.

However, one yandere that I see as underutilized is the Traveler themself, Aether or Lumine, it doesn't really matter. With them, escape seems so easy at first, though enough attempts might get you locked away in their personal realm for a bit. The problem is that no matter where you go, they'll find you almost immediately. After all, where can you go in Teyvat that isn't minutes away from one of their teleportation way points? And even if you did manage to evade them long enough to find someone else, who would believe you over the Honorary Knight, the greatest hero in the realm?

All it takes is a mournful look in their eye as they explain that their darling has been cursed by the Abyss or poisoned by the Fatui, causing such delirious paranoia and delusions and whatever pour soul you had begged for sanctuary will hand you over without a second thought.

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Hello ! Is it okay if I request yandere azul hcs :3

of course <3 so sorry for the delay ~

tw: yandere, manipulative and possessive behavior

🐙Out of all the dorm leaders, Azul is the least likely to lock his darling away. It's not that he doesn't want to, of course, but more than anything else he likes to show them off in front of his patrons, like some sort of exotic pet, especially if he also gets to dress them up in outfits of his own choosing.

💧In all honesty, most of his behavior depends on how willing his darling is.

🐙He's easily attracted someone feistier, someone willing to challenge him. With a more defiant darling, he's straightforward in his manipulation, showing off a wide smile that never reaches his eyes. He'll treat wooing his darling like a game, with the goal being to rope them into a contract filled with certain...conditions. He would never directly hurt his precious pearl, but he wouldn't mind sending the Tweels to harass them or their friends until they become a bit more willing to compromise.

💧But I can just as easily picture him falling head over heels for someone softer. In this case, he's much more open in his pursuits of affection, constantly gushing about his beloved's talents and beauty. His manipulation is still present, just subtler (at least until the two of you have bonded). He's more likely to guilt trip and gaslight.

🐙Either way, he gets flustered surprisingly easily for someone so ruthless and calculating in his pursuit of magic and fortune. Although he showers you in praise easily, he's unused to receiving compliments in return. Butter him up a little bit and he'll buy you basically anything you want. His dream would be to make his darling entirely dependent on him.

💧His weakness is his overconfidence in his own intelligence and skill. Granted, he has the skills to back it up, but no strategist is truly perfect. Though, if you did manage to leave him, he would make your life a living hell: blacklisting you from any job, absolutely destroying your credit scores, etc.

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Cacophony

(Riddle Rosehearts x gn!Reader x Floyd Leech)

summary: Riddle is overworking himself post-overblot, so you and Floyd trick him into having a day off. 

a/n: look i’m a florid(a) stan, i admit, but i feel like riddle+floyd+yuu is an untapped market ripe with potential. i was gonna do some yandere stuff but it ended up being fluff with a little whump because brain rot

tw: burnout, riddle lowkey has depression, kidnapping (for a good cause), swears

wc: 1.3k

Between the two of them, most onlookers would assume that Floyd is the more problematic boyfriend. After all, the eel merman is the very definition of intimidating: both his tall lanky frame and ominous words. But you tend to disagree.

Floyd is unpredictable in his mood switches, bouncing back and forth between extremes, but his emotions remain readable, at least to those who know him well. Even when he’s not as vocal about a particular dilemma, it’s never hard to guess what may be bugging him.

Riddle, on the other hand, is about as comprehensible as his namesake, decorated in flowery language and polite gestures but ultimately puzzling. His anger is easy enough to understand, of course, his face flushing bright red as he calls out his signature spell, but even that isn’t quite so simple. Sometimes you’ll poke fun at one of the Queen’s rules or Floyd will tease him about his height, and his face will switch to the same shade of red as he insists the two of you cease. In such moments genuine anger and embarrassment becomes indistinguishable from a playful flirtation between partners. It’s even worse when he doesn’t speak at all. He overworks himself frequently and hides it behind empty smiles. You understand why, you’ve seen how desperate he is after his overblot to show that he isn’t a burden. 

Floyd figured it out pretty quickly as well. Despite his reputation as the more lackadaisical of the twins, he is just as perceptive as his brother when it comes to observing other people (though undoubtedly more honest in his approach).

So when Floyd suggested a batshit- potentially illegal- plan to cheer up your boyfriend, you quickly agreed, mostly out of fear that Floyd might try it on his own either way.

The first part was the simplest; for all his quirks, Floyd is a rather talented chef, as expected as a member of the Mostro Lounge staff. Thus, it was easy for him to cook up a wonderful tart for Riddle- with a few of Jade’s uniquely bred mushrooms ground inside, more than enough to knock the small boy out like a light. 

No longer concerned about the issue of Riddle’s tendency to wake up at the mere dropping of a pin, the two of you could, a tad clumsily, break into Riddle’s room and, well…kidnap him.

Although Floyd shrugged off most of your concerns, on the most basic level, that’s what his plan was. Of course, what neither of you had fully prepared for was the fact that Heartslaybul’s other dorm members had completely different sleep schedules.

As the two of you carried Riddle’s unconscious body out of the room, an orange-haired boy cleared his throat down the hall.

“Uh, hey guys,” Cater blinked. “Do I even want to know what’s going on?”

“We’ll have him back by tomorrow afternoon,” you promised, not answering his question.

“Goldfishie has been working so hard lately,” Floyd explained. “So Shrimpy and I decided to take him out on a date and ditch school~”

“Floyd-”

“What? You’re not gonna tell anyone, right?” Floyd grinned menacingly towards Cater, who merely laughed.

“Dw dw, it’s all chill. I won’t snitch,” Cater laughed. “Just make sure to send some pics for me to show Trey, ‘cause otherwise he’ll lowkey freak.”

“No problem,” you sighed, relieved. After a quick goodbye to the Heartslabyul junior, the next step of your plan was underway. Floyd had scored three tickets to a carnival on the mainland, but to get there you’d have to use the mirror at night without accidentally running into any of the staff or hall monitors. Luckily, you had the perfect lookout: Grim.

The small demon was hesitant to help the two of you with your ridiculous idea, but a few minutes of pleading had caused him to relent. Granted, it also cost you an ungodly amount of premium tuna. Grim was small enough to slip into the Hall of Mirrors undetected before the school had closed up for the day, allowing you easy entry at the dead of night. From there, it was just a matter of teleportation, plus some walking for the rest of the way.

By the time you had almost arrived at your destination, both the sun and the poor boy you’d dragged along with you were beginning to rise. Riddle blinked his gray eyes slowly as he processed his surroundings. He was being carried, bridal style, by Floyd as you walked alongside him, chatting eagerly.

“...Y/N? Floyd?” he mumbled, rubbing his eyes.

“Goldfishie! You’re awake!” Floyd cheered, nuzzling against his face. Riddle quickly pushed him away, blushing brightly. 

“What’s going on?” he asked suspiciously. “Is this another dream?”

“Aww…did you hear that Floyd? He’s been dreaming of us,” you teased. 

“T-that’s not what I meant! I demand to know what’s going on at once!” Riddle squeaked, squirming out of Floyd’s arms and plopping unceremoniously onto the ground. You frowned, leaning down to help him up. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that,” you promised, taking his hands in yours. “It’s just…I know you don’t like to talk about it, because you don’t want us to worry or anything but-”

“You need a break,” Floyd finished seriously. “Goldfishie, you’re so smart and you work so hard, but everyone needs a day off every once in a while.”

Riddle stood in silence, his brow furrowed and lips pressed tight. You could see in his stormy eyes that he was deliberating. Or more likely, he was trying his best not to get angry.

“I’m flattered,” he finally said, hiding his face from your view. “But I am the Heartslabyul housewarden. I can’t just ditch school! The others need me. I need to return to school at once.”

“Riddle,” you replied firmly, cupping his face in your hands in order to meet his eyes. “Listen to me. Every housewarden needs a break. Hell, that’s how Kalim and Leona spend the majority of their time!”

“Even Azul takes time for himself every once in a while,” Floyd chimed in. “Plus, too much stress might make you overblot again.”

Riddle sighed and shook his head softly, “I guess it..couldn’t hurt to take a break…just for today though! And next time, I insist you consult me beforehand!”

Floyd laughed and squeezed the both of you tightly. “Just wait until you see what Shrimpy and I cooked up ehehe~”

“A carnival!” you exclaimed, unable to curb your excitement for another moment. 

“A carnival?” Riddle repeated. “I’ve never been to one before, are you sure I’ll be proper;y prepared? Do they have any special rules of conduct or-”

“Don’t worry darling,” you reassured, kissing him gently on the forehead. “It’ll be easy. Of course, if it gets too much just let us know and we’ll take a break.”

“I’m gonna win every stuffed animal!” Floyd added. “And of course we’ll have to ride ALL the roller coasters! They don’t have many of those under the sea.”

“Well, if I don’t have much of a choice in the matter anyways, would it be alright if we got some cotton candy?” Riddle fumbled, his face red. 

“Of course,” you laughed earnestly, holding his hand with one hand and Floyd’s with another. “Let’s go!”

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Hi! I Saw you were writing for riddle and I hope it doesnt bother that i request Riddle x mc where they're nb and jump around femenine, masculine and neutral clothing and behaviour^^

a/n: of course! enjoy!

tw: mentions of misgendering/bullying (not by Riddle ofc)

As a boy who calls himself a queen, Riddle is one to play with his gender presentation, easily switching between suits, skirts, and anything in-between. If anything, he’s more than willing to help you in any way he can, although he’s also quite vocal about it. If anyone misgenders you, you can expect him to correct them, often louder than you’d like.  He’s quite strict about others treating you with respect at all times and any sort of teasing about your gender presentation could lead to an unlucky bully losing their head. Though, he often struggles between ultimately harmless jabs between friends and truly malicious domineering.

Regardless of your appearance, he tends to refer to you as his “rose” or “darling” rather than any traditionally gendered affirmations. If you happen to mimic this sentiment back to him, calling him a pet name of your own, his face will quickly turn a familiar shade of red - though he would never tell you to stop.

Of course, being a stickler for routine, he may end up meticulously taking notes any time you switch your behavior, trying to predict it in advance so that he’ll be better prepared. More than anything else, Riddle is a people pleaser, and he’ll do anything to prove that he’s a dependable boyfriend.

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requests are open :3

hey gamers, working on a longer fic but please feel free to send in requests in the meantime (esp twst stuff because i'm brainrotting) <3

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Bastion

(Leona x gn!Reader)

a/n: The next fic I’m working on is very dark, so here’s some fluff in the meantime.

wc: 0.7k

More than anyone else, you blamed Ruggie. At this point you were used to Leona’s behavior; he was constantly interfering in your day-to-day work, pulling you aside and insisting that the two of you rest together, no matter how many classes it meant skipping. But Ruggie? You had always seen him as the more responsible one in the pair.

Yet today, after Leona had pulled you to the grassy ground of the greenhouse, insisting on using you as a pillow for his midday nap, the hyena beastman had walked past you not once, but twice, and neither time had he said a word to you. He would call out to Leona, of course, mentioning classes and duties, but refused to acknowledge your presence. Perhaps he was embarrassed to confront the two of you or, more likely, he found it amusing to watch you struggle.

Seeing as the other Savanaclaw dorm member wasn’t going to be any help, you returned your attention to the snoring lion stretched across your lap. “Leona,” you prodded, shifting under his weight. “Any chance you have literally anything better to do right now?”

The dorm leader grunted, opening his eyes just enough to shoot you a nasty glare. “What’s the rush herbivore? Someone waiting for you at home?”

You shoved at him, managing to push him off your lap with a thud. “Yeah. My homework from the classes you made me dip,” you grumbled, standing up and stretching. Leona blinked lazily, looking up to you with a mischievous glint in his emerald eyes. You couldn’t help but be reminded of a cat nudging a glass towards the edge of a table.

“But what’s the point?”

You rolled your eyes. “Not getting held back a year, like you.”

“No, I mean,” he paused, smirking. “What’s the point of all this for you? I doubt a diploma from here will help you in your world, if you even managed to get back at all.”

“That’s exactly the point,” you deadpan, rubbing your temples. “The only people even remotely interested in helping me get back are the teachers here, who I wouldn’t want on my bad side. And, if I really can’t get home, an education here would at least help me get a footing in work. What would you suggest I do instead? Nap all day until Crowley inevitably throws me out onto the streets?”

The lion beastman yawned as he stood up, towering over you. You stepped back, causing him to chuckle as he caged you against the nearest tree. “You sure like to talk tough, herbivore,” he growled deeply, leaning in towards your ear. “But you’re all bark and no bite.”

You closed your eyes and flinched away, expecting him to attack, but instead he picked you up and plopped you onto his lap, reversing your earlier roles. You squirmed, but his arms kept you caged tightly against his chest. “Leona-”

“You could stay with me.”

You paused your incessant flailing, blinking owlishly. “What?”

“You could stay with me, in my palace. I may not be first in line to the throne, but I’m still royalty,” he purred, leaning his head against your shoulder.

“I take it Ruggie can’t be your handmaiden after high school?” you joked awkwardly , leaning away from him, confused by his sudden change in behavior. “My resume as NRC gofer is quite impressive, I know.”

Leona rolled his eyes, flicking your forehead. “Stupid herbivore,” he grumbled, releasing you with a huff. “Never mind.”A moment of silence passed, broken up only by the sound of distant sprinklers and rustling leaves. You turned around to face him head on, wrapping around his torso. “Thanks, Leona, really,” you smiled genuinely. His face flushed darkly as he avoided your gaze. “Tch. It’s just ’cause you’re a decent pillow. Don’t let your ego get inflated-” “Alright big guy,” you grinned, dipping your head towards his and kissing his cheek. He muttered something in reply, barely audible. But despite his grumblings, you couldn’t help but spot his tail, flicking back and forth excitedly.

[dingus-bingus-the-simpus]

Accismus

(yandere!Riddle Rosehearts x reader)

tw: possessive/entitled behavior, guilt tripping, unhealthy relationships, riddle is a pissbaby

wc: 0.4k

You realized early on in your friendship that Riddle’s love language was acts of service. He would never just tell you how much he appreciated you, but he would make you the most intricate study guide if you even mentioned a test you were worried about or offer to make you tea when you were feeling slightly under the weather. He never asked for anything from you, although a hug in return would make his whole face flush a shade worthy of his surname. 

At first, you assumed this was simply his normal reaction to acts of comradery, no different from his praise of Trey’s baking or his blushes from Floyd’s teasing. But as time went on, you couldn’t help but feel like his fixation on you extended further. It seemed that wherever you stumbled on campus, he was never far behind, trailing after you like a lost puppy. He would always make excuses, rambling about how he just happened to be in the area, ensuring that some obscure school rule was being enforced. After a while, you stopped asking questions.

    It was much worse when he couldn’t find you, anyways. You’d hear from others about his panic, passed from one Heartslabyul student to another like a dirty secret. How he would become restless, snapping at any slight infringement of the rules, pacing around the dorm’s gardens aimlessly. He seemed to be constantly teetering on the edge of overblotting again, and this time his classmates blamed you.

    So when the red-haired boy showed up at the doorstep of the Ramshackle Dorm, his arms filled with a large bouquet of white laced roses, face speckled with a crimson blush, your heart squeezed in pain, knowing what you’d have to say. You knew your words would only ring hollow to the lovestruck dorm leader, if you tried to elucidate the growing poison in your relationship. But as he confessed his feelings to you, raving about how you were the only one he could truly trust in the school, his last tether to a normalcy his mother had ripped away from him, guilt settled heavily in your heart, snuffing out any words of protest. So you stood there, silently nodding along, letting him pull you into his arms as he rambled about the things he would do if he lost you, his precious rose.

[dingus-bingus-the-simpus]

EDIT: hey guys so I made this blog when I was freshly 18 and unmediated. I’m 19 and on antipsychotics now and I just don’t really like writing x readers anymore. I mostly wrote this shit trying to figure out my own feelings and stuff.

When I made this blog I was in high school, but once I went to college I just. Wasn’t interesting in writing romantic stuff about teenagers LOL.

I’ll keep the blog up for archival purposes tho

Original bio for archival purposes;

he/him - 18 - aroace

i write dark horror and yandere content, mostly x reader. if these themes make you uncomfortable, please block me or the tw yandere tag.

minors please block the nsfw tag

i write fandom and ocs. i’ll try to write for anything, but in terms of popular yandere fandoms, i’m most familiar with twisted wonderland, creepypasta, and genshin impact.

please note: i only write gender neutral, nonbinary, and male readers.

requests and asks are always open!! but please note:

i will not write: female readers, onscreen sex* (cutaways only), pregnancy, anything with bodily fluids other than blood, pedophilia, incest, specific mental disorders, characters under 16 as romantic interests**, characters under 18 as sexual interests

main blog (memes and art) is @dinklebat

*why do you use nsfw tag if there will be no onscreen sex? my fics may not contain explicit sex, but they can contain graphic gore, violence, and abusive/unhealthy relationships which i would not like minors engaging with.

**with the implication that the reader/other character is a teenager as well. i will not write a romantic relationship between a character who is under 18 and a character who is 20+