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looked up a rarepair on ao3 cuz i was curious how rare it was and there were only two fics by two different people and i think they should kiss
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i like to make ocs the same way i like to make sims
which is to make them and set them aside in a little house never to be seen again
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almost forgot to wash my hands very grateful for muscle memory putting my hand on the soap instead of the door
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saw something that said something like “don’t you think people are objectively beautiful?” and i was like “no” and then i remembered i was asexual and not attracted to people
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we had some people over cleaning the house today and i just got back in my room and realized i left my fake cigarettes sitting out on my desk.
like pretty sure they only look fake if you look real closely at them but they probably didn’t and i swear mom they’re made of chalk
i’m not cool enough to smoke, i’m just a theater kid!
#they were fake??#of course they were fake!#theater#theater kid#they were souvenirs#the show involved a lot of smoking
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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are you also enbyatlas on ao3? if so, i love your work
Unfortunately, I don’t think so. I’m on ao3 as enby_atlas, but I haven’t written anything there (yet..?)
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today




source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
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saw something that gave me the idea that bruce has two wallets- one for brucie and one for batman.
each of these wallets has the accordion-picture thing so he can pull out pictures of his kids and show people at a moments notice.
the brucie wallet has pictures of them all as civilians (dick, jason, tim, damian, cass, steph, and duke). -depending on whether or not jason is legally alive, the picture(s) might be of them when he obtained them, rather than them now.
the batman wallet is the same, but the kids are in their suits (nightwing, red hood, red robin, robin, black bat, spoiler, and signal). these he’d probably keep updated with any suit or alias changes, otherwise he’d probably just have a bunch of robin pictures (which would also be funny, so maybe a third wallet for that lmao)
#the batman wallet is just full of cash bc it can’t be traced#i’ve also decided damian would have one but the pictures are his pets#and he wants to match his dad#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#dc headcanon#batman headcanon
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do you think people named frank feel powerful using the phrase “to be frank”?
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So the show..
fucking incredible.


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a woman doctor? a black doctor? what’s next?? and AMERICAN DOCTOR???
#blasphemy#this is about doctor who btw#it’s a joke#i love all doctors equally#i’m american#and i think i’m funny#yknow cuz i’m american#that’s also a joke
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This is what Christians think gay marriage is
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