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Stephen: where are your parents? America: what are parents? Stephen: that’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard

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Stede: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Ed: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Stede: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Ed: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Tony: Gibbs taught me to think before I act.

Tony: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision

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Tony: I’m going to hell.

Kate: Probably.

Tony: I'll pick you up?

Kate, nodding: Carpool.

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Malcolm, trying to ask Dani out: would you like to stay for dinner? Jessica: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Lucius: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on Ed: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Stede isn’t

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Tim: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: okay, but in my defense, Bishop bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo Tim: that’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Stede: you know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works Ed, drinking toast: why do you say that?

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America: am I in trouble? Stephen: take a guess America: no? Stephen: take another guess

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Jimmy: I made tea Chuck: I don’t want tea Jimmy: I didn’t make tea for you. this is my tea Chuck: then why are you telling me? Jimmy: it’s a conversation starter Chuck: that’s a lousy conversation starter Jimmy: oh, is it? we’re conversing. checkmate

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Malcolm: I learned some very valuable lessons from this Dani: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away Malcolm: death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

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Bishop: so, how many kids do you have? Gibbs: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Jaskier, pointing: may I sit there? Geralt: that's my lap Jaskier: that doesn't answer my question, Geralt.

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Tim: this is a mistake Tony, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Tim: but not today Tony, still enthusiastic: oh, no. today's going to be a mess

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Jaskier: we need more help. maybe I should call my friends Yennefer: …your what? Jaskier: my friends Geralt: did he say “friends”? Yennefer: I think he's being sarcastic Geralt: no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. hey, Jaskier! all of your friends are in this room Jaskier: I have other friends! you asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! it was a task. I complete tasks

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Ellie: whats something you guys are better than Gibbs at? Abby: Mario Kart Tim: yeah, video games Tony: emotional vulnerability

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Christina: anyone d- Meredith: depressed? Izzie: drained? Alex: drunk? George: dead? Christina: -done with their work…? what the fuck is wrong with you people?