#america chavez incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?

America: That’s homophobic.

Stephen: No.

[marvelflame2010]

Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!

America: I'm a lesbian!

Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!

[skylarinfinity]

america: [panicking] oh gosh this is horrible, this is most embarrassing thing that happened to me-

m/n: [raised his eyebrows] really? it's more embarrassing than-

america: [look m/n with deadpan expression] let's not go there.

author notes this can be platonic or not it's up to you guys.

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[erroneot]

America: am I in trouble? Stephen: take a guess America: no? Stephen: take another guess

[realityuniverse]

Kamala : America, no.

America: America, yes.

Reality: America, no.

America: America, maybe.

Daisy: America, no.

America: America, no.

[gaysuperheroes]

Yelena: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Kate: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

America: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Kamala: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Yelena: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

[wandawandawanda]

Kate: Is that a pride pin?

America: Yesss I like girls <3

Kate: omg same

Yelena: I don’t like anyone 😌

Peter: I lost the girl I like :)

hushed

Kate: Damn peter

Yelena: I’m sorry

America: Christ

[crystalwrizz]

What the hell, Wanda?

Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.

Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.

Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.

Stephen: …No I didn’t.

Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…

Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?

America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!

[mercyraph]

America: My name is America with a 'B' and I've been afraid of insects my—

Stephen: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

America: Hmm?

Stephen: Where's the 'B'?

America: THERE'S A 'B'?

[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

[auroraromaximoff]

Y/n: *Walks into living room* We need to slow down on the Russian lessons and go over Spanish, my babies are forgetting everything !

Billy/Tommy: No we aren't!

Wanda: What? That can't be true..

Nat: I'm sure they're fine..

Y/n: I asked them to turn off their games last night, and they turned off the lights.

Tommy: Lo siento Mami estoy embarazada..

America: Congratulations! You're glowing!

Wanda: What did he say?

Y/n: He just told me he's pregnant

Nat: Maybe they do need to practice more..

America: haha! Mami te va a matar!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

America: Can I go play?

Stephen: I don’t care. I’m not your dad.

America: [runs off]

Stephen: NOT IN THE STREET!

[skylarinfinity]

Someone asks Yn if he loves america and he says yes they ask why and he responds with “Americas ass”

strange: [glaring at m/n] so why your really attention?

m/n: [oblivious] huh? what do you mean?

wong: [sighed] he mean if you in love with america?

m/n: i mean yeah, i thought we all know that already [shrugs]

strange: [still glaring] what make you 'in love' her?

m/n: [grinning] america arse-

strange: [jabbing m/n shoulder with his fingertips] oh we not going to do that-

wong: [pull strange away from m/n while try to continue the conversation] i thought american ass is captain america title.

m/n: well before yes but now he dead so somebody else need to take the title [shrugged]

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[erroneot]

Stephen: where are your parents? America: what are parents? Stephen: that’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard

[realityuniverse]

Police

*At a police station in New Jersey*

Kamala after 11 years of being with America: Hi, I’m here for America.

Police officer: Who’s America?

Kamala: Ah, you must be new.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff