#our flag means death incorrect quotes

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

*Izzy Hands voice* ah, yes. My boyfriend (affectionate) Edward and my boyfriend (derogatory) Stede

[hellishunicorn]

Incorrect OFMD, part 20

Lucius is a supportive friend

[merememberjust]

Izzy: Okay, go shoot your shot.

Blackbeard: Right now? Okay…

Blackbeard, leaning towards Stede: Damn baby, you’re looking kinda-

Izzy: With a gun!

Blackbeard: oh right sorry!

[jum-aca]

Izzy : Okay, you've been observing Stede Bonnet for 48 hours now. What have you discovered?

Ed : People fall in love with him very easily.

Izzy : ... An example?

Ed, holding back tears : Me.

[leftabit-leftabit]

Stede, after one of his ‘f*ckeries’: Aha, you have been well and truly f*cked! 

Ed 👁 👄 👁 : Yeah, maybe don’t phrase it like that, mate.

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Stede: Hurry Lucius.

Lucius, whilst trying to pick a lock: You know, that tone won't make me go any faster.

Izzy: Lucius!!

Lucius: That one will.

[leonsgotit]

a canon event

[image ID: fake twitter exchange between ed (handle @ blackbeard) and stede (handle @ gentlemanpirate) where ed says: “is there anyone even named sheldon irl?” and stede replies, “my class turtle from 6th grade.” ed says, “that’s a turtle” and stede replies, “When God sings of his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?” (this reply has 4.9M likes and 48k retweets) end image ID]

[immrsgeorge-luz]

BLACKBEARD: Listen here, pretty boy-

STEDE: You think I’m pretty?

BLACKBEARD: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

STEDE: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

…An hour later…

BLACKBEARD, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-

STEDE, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

How the dynamic between Izzy and the reader is in almost every Izzy Hands x reader fanfic I’ve read:

Y/N: I made a marshmallow Izzy Hands. See?

Y/N: His arms are crossed because he’s mad at the all of the marshmallow Revenge crew for annoying him.

Y/N: do you like it?

Izzy: *choked up* it’s fine

[erroneot]

Stede: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Ed: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Stede: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Ed: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

[girlofstoriesandmagic]

Lucius: Ed--

Ed, melancholic: Stede used to call me that.

Lucius: Because it's your fucking name

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I used the incorrect quotes generator again lmao and I love these

[hellishunicorn]

Incorrect OFMD, part 29

the original quote goes: You're a frog, you're supposed to have cold feet. and the mother came all the way from France, but I think it still works.

[merememberjust]

Ed: Who traumatized you?

Stede: Do you want a list?

Ed:

Ed, pulls out sword: Yeah, actually

[jum-aca]

Ed : I'm Blackbeard, I don't care what people think of me.

Litteraly anyone : What about Stede?

Ed : Except Stede. I want him to like me.

(that's basically the plot of the show)

[leftabit-leftabit]

Ed, *trying to flirt*: You’ve got really nice legs.

Stede, *completely oblivious*: Oh, thank you! I grew them myself. *Cue adorable smile* 

Ed, *in awe*: For real? F*cking fascinating!